And then...
"Pfft!"
Unusually smooth!
He could feel sothing long inside his underwear.
With a warm temperature.
Damn!
With a hugely embarrassed expression, he hurried towards the locker room, but just then, the Celtics players excitedly embraced him.
No, no, don’t!
Pierce tried to escape, but he couldn’t.
Perkins slapped his butt hard, hitting the bullseye, the feeling making his joyful grin stiffen, as he fell into thought:
Why!
"We won!"
"We won!"
"Paul, we won!"
"Why don’t you look excited!"
The others pushed and shoved excitedly; Paul Pierce wanted to flee but could not, and had to join them in the forceful celebration.
At this force...
Another one slipped out.
His underwear could hold no more.
The long object rolled down his pant leg.
It didn’t take long for the reporters to notice...
That was...
Shit!
"Damn, Paul Pierce was so excited he shit himself!"
Soone shouted out first.
Barkley had just been reflecting on Su Wan’s honorable defeat with an average of 38.5 points over seven gas, when he heard the director’s reminder. At first, he was stunned, then exclaid with great excitent, "Ladies and gentlen, you might not know just how thrilled Paul Pierce is to have won the ga. He was so excited that... shit ca out!"
Su Wan stood on the sideline, waiting for the "victorious" crowd to finish their excited celebration, then to offer his congratulations as the "loser."
The first playoff loss of his career, when it truly ca, Su Wan was much calr than he thought he would be; no despondence or resentnt surfaced. He harbored thoughts of a rematch, yet none of it showed on his face.
Later on, Su Wan pondered why he was so calm about this career defeat and concluded:
He tried his best!
He did everything he could.
But still lost...
He didn’t accept the defeat but admitted it. He would beco stronger and then co back!
Well, mainly when he heard Paul Pierce had shit himself on the spot, he indeed couldn’t be upset.
He knew Pierce’s sphincter was loose. Originally, his "Return of the King" this season...
Later he disclosed it was because he was about to poop, so he went to the locker room to deal with it.
But he hadn’t expected Pierce’s sphincter to be quite that loose. Or was it that the pressure he exerted was that imnse?
Not just Su Wan, but other Pacers players, who were initially dejected, also looked up curiously towards Paul Pierce’s shit.
A conspicuous lump...
Pfft–
Soone started laughing, dispersing the gloom of defeat.
Finally, Su Wan waited for the Celtics to finish their "celebration".
Kevin Garnett was the first to approach him, hugged him, and said, "Don’t let your loyalty harm you, Su!"
There it was, that classic line still ca!
It was hard to say whether Kevin Garnett was in any position to say such a thing.
To say he didn’t have the place...
He indeed had stood by the Forest Wolf for 12 years, wasting his pri years.
Minnesota was still a small city.
To ask Su Wan to stay loyal for 12 years in a small city with dim prospects, he couldn’t guarantee he could do it.
But the issue was his salary wasn’t low.
He was making 20 million in the 2000s, around 5 million more than the "Larry Bird Clause" max salary of the ti.
Garnett’s hefty contract gobbled up the Forest’s salary cap space, forcing them into radical moves, such as the Yin Yang Contract, which forfeited five years of draft picks and hurled the team into the abyss.
Thus, it’s hard to say whether the Forest impeded Kevin Garnett or if Garnett ruined the Forest.
After all, aside from 2004, Garnett was almost always ousted in the first round each year.
This is not an insignificant achievent.
And Su Wan’s situation wasn’t the sa as Garnett’s.
"Kevin, this is just my first playoff loss."
Hearing this, Kevin Garnett didn’t argue. He had felt the sa after his first playoff loss, but 12 years had passed, and eventually, he left Minnesota for Boston.
Given the Pacers’ current poor lineup, he was clear that if Su Wan stayed there, he’d likely beco the next Garnett.
You think you can keep winning championships in a small city just because you’ve won your first three consecutive championships?
Good luck runs out eventually!
Big city and star teammates are what really matter!
Then Ray Allen ca over, simply hugging him and saying, "The future is yours!"
Su Wan nodded as well and offered his "congratulations."
Afterwards, Su Wan politely declined Pierce’s approach.
Although Pierce had always been unsatisfied with Su Wan, at this mont he demonstrated great magnanimity, indicating "Li."
During the post-ga interviews, many reporters felt Su Wan’s loss was still honorable, especially after seeing Paul Pierce’s awkward situation, which reinforced this view.
Su Wan, however, said, "What honour in defeat? To lose is to lose! I can accept winning, and so I can accept losing!"
"Is it because Pierce shit himself on the spot?"
"Okay, it’s partly because of that..." Su Wan had to admit.
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