(A/N Bonus chapter becasue not only I had so ti but also you guys gave a lot of stones this week ;)
(Ryoto's pov)
On the way to school, I decided to tell Lala that she shouldn't say anything about being pregnant for now. Especially Zastin. If Zastin knows about it, he will tell Gid 10 out of 10 tis, and I don't want that to happen just yet.
For now, we will also keep in the dark our classmates as well.
There is also good news. If everything goes as it should, the kid will be born in August, during sumr vacation.
I also took Utsu to school. He wanted to bonk so people, and I didn't mind it.
In class, we were talking as usual.
Risa: "Hey, isn't Lala-chii behaving a little strange?"
Ryoto: "Strange? What do you an?"
Risa: "I don't know. The aura around her is kind of... different."
Ryoto: "...I don't know what you an. She seems normal to ."
She tried to uncover what I know, but she couldn't, so she just shrugged it off.
Utsu wasn't in the classroom right now and went around the school looking for his next 'victim'.
(Utsu's pov)
I asked my master to take to school to purge it from horny as there is a lot of horny energy around this school.
He will be a father soon, and I'll do everything in my power to create an unhorny world for the child.
That doesn't an that I won't bonk my master when he's horny. My bat doesn't care if you are a girl, man, old, young, king, or beggar.
It just cares if you're horny.
And there are plenty of horny people here, and the most horny one is the short fat one known as the principal. I know that I only slow him down in his horny journey, but I'll do what I can for now.
I chose the ti of our duel during class hours so I won't disturb unhorny students.
I walked up to the principal office, ready to battle, and he was waiting there, reading unholy text.
Utsu: "Woof!" (Prepare for battle!)
Principal: "Huh?"
I swung my bat at him and struck him in the head.
He felt unconscious, but I knew as soon as he wakes up, he'll be back to his horny self.
I weep at my own weakness. Can't even reform a single person. What kind of Bonk Doge am I if I can't even do this.
But I won't give up. I'll train until I am able to do it!
Now that I look at the laying body of my mortal enemy, the battle ended very anticlimactically. I expected more from my enemy.
I say that, but I know his resistance against bonk is higher than anyone else in this school.
I walked away from the office disappointed in myself and walked around looking for other targets. I didn't find anyone as everyone was still in classes, so I decided to walk to the nurse's office.
I know that this specific room is often a source of horny.
Inside I found two people. One adult in a lab coat and a student dressed up as a nurse. If I rember correctly, she was scared of dogs...
I'm screwed.
The last ti I wasn't scared because not only my master was there, but also I was in my bonk mode but now...
Noticing , the older woman walked up to the nurse and injected sothing into her with a syringe.
It made the nurse fall asleep quickly, so the adult helped her lay on one of the beds.
After that, she turned to .
Ryouko: "Hello, little fellow. You are Ryoto's dog, aren't you? You shouldn't wander around the school while Shizu is working here. I don't want to replace any equipnt here as of yet."
Everything she said and did sound flirty. From the way she talked to the way she walked.
She is a dangerous enemy, so I decided to bonk her just in case.
As I swung my bat, it landed between her breast.
My eyes went wide open. She countered my bonk with paizuri. She is more dangerous than I imagined.
Ryouko: "You wanted to play? Sorry but I have so things to do right now, but you can stay here as long as you want."
I decide to stay here and observe her for now.
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Nothing happened. Absolutely nothing happened.
Was I wrong?
Is this woman not horny after all?
I need to apologize if that's the case.
Utsu: "Woof!" (I apologize for my earlier behavior.)
I said as I lowered my head slightly.
She looked away from her papers and smiled gently.
Ryouko: "What, you want to scratch behind your ear?"
She then started scratching the best place behind my ear. It was very comfortable and pleasant, and I lost myself in pleasure.
I quickly returned to my senses and ran away.
I was right. She was dangerous.
I run away so I won't submit myself to the dark side.
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It was a break between classes, but I didn't return to my master. First, I bonked the principal one more ti because I felt frustrated about what had happened before.
After that, I looked through other classrooms.
Rin: "Saki-sama, isn't it Ryoto's dog?"
Soone recognized . It was a girl with long black hair tied in a ponytail. She also had a sword with her.
Is she one of my people?
Saki: "You're right, Rin. Ryoto-sama is not only charming but also kind to take care of an animal. And from the looks of it, he takes exceptional care of him."
Said the blonde girl.
Aya: "Saki-sama, maybe you should try to make this dog like you. If you do that, Yuuki-kun will look at you in a more positive light."
A black-haired with glasses said.
Saki: "Great idea Aya."
The blond girl rang soone with her ho, and monts later, a butler ca to the classroom with many different snacks.
Saki: "Now co here. You can eat whatever you want."
She seems horny, but maybe she isn't so bad.
Everything I tasted was delicious. It was not on the level of my master's cooking, but it was still delicious.
Utsu: "Woof!" (I'll spare you this ti.)
My quest to destroy horny continues.
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END
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