The Wandering Inn Book 5: Chapter 46

The sky was open. A warm sun shone down on the green grass below. The air slled of spring. In the field just outside of Celum, the flowers and wild grass had been cropped short. A [Shepherd] must have taken his flock through the adow not too recently. That also ant there were piles of poo in places. At least they were dried out.

Not everything was perfect. But it was good. Beautiful, even. Compared to the rains in Liscor, this was bliss. Compared to the dungeon, this wasCeria looked around as she sat on the grass. A wooden ring was on her finger and the sun felt good as it shone down on her skin. She felt blissful, content. Full.

I really like this ring. I feel like a tree.

Pisces, sitting beside Ceria and fiddling with a pile of yellowed bones, looked up. The half-Elf ignored the bones as they danced about in midair. The [Necromancer] peered at Cerias Ring of Barkskin.

Do you in fact feel yourself absorbing sunlight? Or is it just a pleasant sensation?

Hm. It feels warm. And I feel happier in the sun.

Do you have an urge to dig yourself a hole and stand in it? Or imbibe water through your toes?

Shut up, Pisces. Dont ruin this for .

The [Necromancer] huffed and went back to his bones. Ceria smiled. There was no real rancor in her tone, and Pisces seed perfectly at ease to play with his bones. He was making another Bone Horror. The quiet click of bones didnt disturb Ceria. She looked up and rembered the dungeon. The mory was still bitter, the horror real. But as the sunlight ward her face, it seed more distant.

This is what I needed. Erin was right.

You an, this is what we needed.

Pisces looked up. Ceria blinked at him, and then nodded. She looked around and saw the others.

Bird. Jelaqua. Moore. Seborn. Lyonette. Octavia. And Mrsha. They sat or walked around the adow, looking around. Half were barefoot. Mrsha didnt wear shoes to begin with, but so had taken off their shoes. Just to feel the grass. After so long in the rain, after so many days in the dungeon, this was bliss.

Wonderful. Ceria smiled and stretched out in the grass. Sothing crawled on her arm. She flicked it at Pisces. He raised a finger and blasted it with fire. The stink and smoke made Pisces cough. He glared mildly at Ceria.

That was quite unnecessary.

Rember the ti we pranked you by dumping a bunch of bugs in your room?

In my fondest recollections. Are you incapable of enjoying yourself except at my expense?

It does make life more fun.

Pisces sighed. Ceria laughed. She looked around. The adow really was beautiful. Ceria didnt love nature all the ti, but this made her rember the forests of her ho in Terandria. With fondness. She stared at the flowers blooming in the sun, so with white petals, others pink, bluea green flower with curious arrow-shaped petals seed to wave at her as the wind blew.

A butterfly flew through the air and landed on a dandelion. It perched there delicately. Then a loud buzzing sound made it take wing. It got three feet before Apista smacked into it. The butterfly flapped away as the Ashfire Bee buzzed in a wide circle. Apista possessively landed on the flower and began to feed on the nectar and pollen.

Ceria sat up a bit and stared at Apista. She glanced at Pisces. The tranquility of the mont was interrupted sowhat as Apista, buzzing loudly, flew up and landed on another flower nearby. The sound of her wings beating was loud. The bee cast about, then charged another group of butterflies. Both [Mages] watched Apista flying sentinel for a mont. Ceria glanced at Pisces.

Thats one angry bug.

He shrugged.

I think Ashfire Bees are rather competitive. Or perhaps it is simply this one that seems to want to monopolize the surrounding area.

Lyonette sure can choose them, huh? And is it just or is Apistabigger? Her stinger looks nastier than last ti. Do you think they get bigger?

One would hope not.

Both [Mages] ducked as Apista shot inches over their heads, chasing a much smaller bee. They watched Apista warily until she disappeared into a patch of flowers. Then they went back to sitting around. It was the most fun Ceria wanted to have at the mont. She heard an excited rustling sound and glanced up just in ti to see a white shape flash past her.

Mrsha, slow down! Watch out, Pisces!

Pisces looked up and levitated his bones out of the way just in ti. Mrsha leapt and nearly grabbed one with her teeth. He smirked as Mrsha narrowed her eyes at him. Then the Gnoll seed to lose interest and dashed over to the green flower. She sniffed it, seed to like the scent, and bounded over to another.

Mrsha was running about, smiling. She ran to each flower, slling them, her tail wagging. Lyonette chased after her, laughing. It made Ceria glad to see. She looked around again.

Everyone was in good spirits. The Halfseekers were sitting together, basking in the sun. Bird was staring at the skyhed already shot six birds, and Octavia was plucking so flowers and muttering about cheap ingredients. Erin was in her inn, getting so food together. And Ksmvr and Yvlon

Hey, I think theyre coming back.

Ceria pointed. Pisces looked up and nodded. Yvlon and Ksmvr were walking from Celum. It was easy to spot the twoaside from them being the only two people moving towards them, Yvlons vambraces and gauntlets shone in the light. The woman wore armor nowhere else, but she still caught the light. Ksmvr was a black and brown shape behind her. Both were carrying sothing.

Got what you wanted?

We did. Anyone have any water?

Ceria looked around. Pisces shook his head. Yvlon shrugged.

Ill get it from Erins inn. Let just put this down, first.

She was holding at least six odd sticks in her arms. Ceria stared at them. They looked like stirring paddles. Only, they were round and had a thinner handle. They were made completely out of wood, although the handles had been wrapped. She eyed the things as Yvlon tossed them down.

What are those supposed to be?

Yvlon shrugged. She massaged one shoulder with a gauntleted hand as Ksmvr laid down more curious objects next to the carved sticks.

I have no idea. But Erin paid a lot to have them made quick. I think she called thesebats.

Ceria stared at the wooden bats. They looked nothing like their nasake.

Okay. And the leather glove-things?

They looked like gloves, but with an odd twist. There werent individual fingers on the gloveit was a large, ungainly thing that looked like a pocket. Ceria had no idea why youd ever put sothing like that on your hand. Yvlon shrugged.

She called them gloves.

Right. Of course she did. Did she say why she wanted them?

For that ga she ntioned, I think. Is Erin in there?

Yvlon nodded to the door standing about ten feet away. Ceria nodded. Yvlon walked over to the magic door and stared inside. The grass ran right up to the doors edge, at which point wooden floorboards took over. Yvlon stepped from Celums adow into the shade of The Wandering Inn. She blinked as the room grew darker and then stared around Erins grand common room.

Erin? Weve got your bats and gloves. Do you have any water?

What?

Erin poked her head out of the kitchen. She blinked as she saw Yvlon.

Oh, hey Yvlon! Did you get my bats?

Ksmvr poked his head through the doorway.

Yes, Miss Erin. We have acquired your desired objects. Another successful mission for the Horns of Hamrad. Yvlon requests water as our reward. As do I. Comrade Pisces would like a glass of wine.

Sure! Waittell Pisces he cant drink just yet! Ill be out in one mont! I just have to put this dough in the oven

It took a few minutes for Erin to erge from the kitchen. When she walked outside into the adow she had a tray with a filled pitcher of water and cups. She raised her voice.

Hey everyone! Gather around here! Ive got sothing to show you! Also: water!

She placed the tray on the ground. Everyone looked around and got up to co over. Pisces sniffed as Ceria offered him a cup of water. The half-Elf took a sip of the lukewarm water, grimaced, and then raised a hand before Yvlon could pour herself a cup.

Let .

She pointed at the pitcher and conjured a sphere of ice out of the air. She tossed it into the pitcher, making a splash. Yvlon eyed the giant ice cube floating in the water.

Thats handy. Normally ice is a rare treat.

Thats what you get with an ice mage around. You want smaller ice cubes? I like to chew them.

Ooh. Ill have so!

Jelaqua Ivirith grinned as she walked over. She nodded appreciatively at Ceria as the half-Elf conjured ice cubes out of the air and flicked them into a cup. Seborn took a cup, filled it, drained it, and then sighed.

Refreshing. No ice, thanks, Ceria. Whats this you have to show us, Erin?

Baseball! You got the bats and gloves? And I have baseballs! Hey Mrsha, are you having fun?

Erin bent down as Mrsha raced over. The Gnoll smiled up at Erin as she grabbed a cup and then ran over to Ceria to get free ice. Lyonette jogged over, huffing, and stared at the baseball bats, gloves, and balls. She glanced at Erin.

Is this the ga you were talking about?

Yup! Baseball! The perfect ga for today! I thought we could sit outside, play gas, eat so foodIve got so buns rising in the oven for hot dogs, popcorn, and theres sausages since hot dogs arent made in Liscor. Thats probably a good thing. Anyways, we can try baseball or just have fun!

Erin bead. The others looked at each other. Everything sounded good, especially just sitting in the sun. ButCeria coughed.

Erin, would you mind explaining what this baseball thing is?

Oh. Right. I forgot that uhwell, its a ga!

Pisces rolled his eyes.

Do tell.

Ceria smirked as Erin glared at both of them. She picked up a bat and one of the hide-wrapped balls shed bought from Liscor.

Its a fun ga! I told you, people where I co from play it all the ti. Everyone loves it!

She paused and bit her lip.

Okay, so people like to play it. I an, in my country its big, but in the world its not that huge a sport compared to

She scratched her head. Her audience stared at the young woman expectantly. Erin coughed.

It has fans. And its easy to play. Okay, wait, let explain from the start. Baseballbaseball

Erin was at a bit of a loss of how to describe baseball. It wasnt that she didnt know the rules and so forth, it was just that shed never had to explain the ga in its entirety. She scratched her head as everyone sipped from their cups.

Ive got it! Okay. Baseball is this ga. Where you hit balls.

Ksmvr raised his hand.

At people?

No! Okay, sotis. Not on purpose. No, you hit balls, and then run around thisthis diamond. Its not actually a diamond, its actually three, no, four bases. On the ground. You run from base to base while the other teamthere are teamstries to get the ball you hit and tag you out. And if you run all the way around and get back where you started, you score!

Jelaqua glanced up at Moore. The half-Giant was scratching his head.

And you win? Is that the point of the ga?

Nope! You get a point! And if youre tagged, youre out. And if you get three outs, the other team gets to hit the ball. And we change sides like that likenine tis. Whoever has the highest score wins. Unless theres a tie.

What happens then?

Then we play another round until one team has more points than the other. Both teams get a chance at batthat ans hitting the ball. And if one team gets more points by the end they win the ga. If not, we play another inning. Thats both teams pitchingthrowing the balland battinghitting the ball.

Ceria looked at Pisces. He raised both eyebrows and smiled sardonically. Ksmvr raised his other hand, not having lowered the first one.

Miss Solstice, what happens if both teams fail to aquire more points?

Then we keep playing. Forever. Or until one team cant play anymore.

Erin stared at Ksmvr. He nodded.

Defeat by attrition. Very appropriate.

Right. So thats baseball. Any questions?

The adventurers, Mrsha, Bird, and Lyonette looked each other. Then they all raised their hands. Ksmvr raised his third one. Erin sighed.

Let try again.

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A few explanations later, Ceria understood baseball. At least, she understood how the ga was played. There was a logic to ithitting a ball sounded like fun and the gloves made sense to her now. Still, she had declined to practice at first. The Halfseekers and Mrsha had volunteered to take the equipnt and hit a few balls. Everyone else was sitting and watching as Erin coached from the sidelines.

Okay! Aim for Moores glove, Seborn! Not at Jelaqua! Mrsha, you stay in the outfield! Grab the ball when it goes flying and throw it at Lyonette!

Alright! Throw that ball, Seborn!

Jelaqua grinned as she swung the baseball bat energetically. Moore, crouching behind her with his hand openhe was holding a tablecloth for a glove since Erin hadnt wanted to pay for a glove for his handseyed Jelaquas bat with so apprehension.

Dont let go of that bat, Jelaqua. And please dont hit in the head.

Relax! Ive got this! Throw, Seborn!

The Drowned Man did. Erin had shown him how to pitch, and the [Rogue] threw the ball surprisingly fast. Jelaqua swung. Her bat whiffed the air as the baseball bounced off of Moores palm. The half-Giant picked up the ball between two fingers and threw it clumsily back at Seborn.

Aw.

Strike one!

Erin waved her arms. Jelaqua looked over.

What? Am I out already?

No, you get two more chances!

Got it! Throw another, Seborn!

The Drowned Man did. Ceria watched the ball flash past Jelaqua. The Selphid blinked.

Hey, not that fast!

Too bad. Im trying to win here.

Seborn smiled as Moore threw the ball back to him. Jelaqua growled and swung the bat around. Ceria watched as Seborn wound up and threw the third ball. This ti Jelaqua had the timing down. She stepped forward and swung.

The crack of bat hitting ball made Mrsha look up. Shed been playing in the grass impatiently. Her eyes widened as she saw the baseball flying overhead. She raced after it as Jelaqua looked around.

Did you see that?

Run for first base!

Oh, right!

The Selphid charged towards the base Erin had set up, which was a pillow lying in the grass. Erin waved her arms frantically.

The bat! Put the bat back!

Argh!

Jelaqua ran back. Mrsha was racing towards Lyonette with the ball in her mouth. The [Barmaid] waved her hands encouragingly, holding a glove up.

Throw it, Mrsha!

The Gnoll cub did. The ball went wide of Lyonette. The young woman raced after it with Mrsha as Jelaqua ran onto first base. She raised her arms in celebration.

I did it!

Keep going!

Right! Second base!

Jelaqua ran as Mrsha and Lyonette grabbed the ball and chased after her. She got all the way to third before they caught up. Then Erin had to explain how the rest of the ga worked again. Jelaqua groaned.

Wait, so I just stand here?

I an, you can steal, but its dangerous. You dont have to stand here. This is just to show everyone how the ga is played. Lets have soone else bat. Moore?

Im afraid I couldnt use one of those bats, Miss Erin.

The half-Giant smiled apologetically. Erin grinned up at him.

Thats okay! I got you a special bat! Here

She pointed at the oversized baseball bat which was more of a log. Moore blinked. He picked it up and Jelaqua whistled.

Thats a stick! You could crack a few heads with that thing, Moore!

Id prefer not to. But playinghm. Yes. Thank you, Erin.

Moore smiled gratefully at Erin. He took up position at bat as Jelaqua grabbed a glove and sat far behind him. Erin returned to her seat next to Ceria. The half-Elf was still sunbathing. Erin smiled at Ceria.

What do you think?

The half-Elf looked up. She had another pillow underneath her head and shed been reluctantly looking up to see the action. Now she sat up and gave Erin a rueful smile.

Honestly, Erin? It looks incredibly dull.

You think so?

Erin didnt seem too offended. She took a seat by Ceria as Moore swung his bat. Slowly. He missed Seborns first pitch. Ceria shrugged.

Itswell, I dont want to be rude, but its about as fun as chess for . Pisces likes chess, but I dont know if hell enjoy this ga. At least the Halfseekers are having fun.

Strike two!

Jelaqua shouted happily at Moore. The half-Giant frowned at her. Their voices were audible to Ceria and Erin as they sat together.

Stop yelling at .

Its part of the ga, Moore! Hit the ball already!

I cant see it. Its hard to swing this bat fast enough, alright?

You get one more swing, Moore!

That doesnt seem fair. You got to practice with Seborn.

Tough luck! Theres no rcy in baseball!

Stop arguing, both of you. Well give Moore more swings.

Aw, Seborn!

Erin smiled as she watched the Halfseekers play. Mrsha was lying in the grass, waiting for another ball as Lyonette yawned at first base. Pisces, Yvlon, and Ksmvr had also been recruited to stand at second and third base and in the outfield. They looked around, clearly waiting for sothing to happen. Bird and Octavia watched from the sidelines.

It is sort of boring, isnt it?

You think so too?

Eh. I never liked baseball too much when I was back ho. My dad used to take to a few gas, but he wasnt the hugest fan either. He would watch the big gas and thats about it.

I see. So why are we playing it?

Erin smiled as she stretched out her legs in the grass. She propped herself up with her arms and watched as Moore swung again.

Its boring. And exciting when soone hits the ball. Mostly, you sit and watch. In baseball gas the audience sits for hours. You can talk to one another, eatits not filled with action. I thought it was perfect for today. For everyone. And for Mrsha.

She pointed at Mrsha. The Gnoll was rolling about on her back as Moore missed again. Jelaqua was heckling him. Ceria glanced at Mrsha.

You were right about us needing so sunlight. Id forgotten we could justgo to Celum. Its amazing.

All thanks to your door. Without it I couldnt have done so many things. It really was the best thing you brought out of Albez. Thank you for giving it to , Ceria.

The half-Elf waved that away.

You helped us. You gave us coin, brought us togetherand you saved . Twice. With the door we gave you.

Erin smiled and looked away.

Yeah. But I didnt do too much.

You ca up with the plan. I heard from Pisces and Yvlon what was happening while I was below. Everyone was fighting the dungeon, but you were the one who got the Goblins to find the Raskghar. And you made the plan. You even got people like Zevara and Ilvriss on board. You saved , Erin.

The [Innkeeper] shook her head.

It was everyone. I just gave them a chance. IIm not proud of what I did.

Ceria frowned and sat up a bit more.

Not proud? Why wouldnt you be? Erin, you beat the Raskghar! There were thousands of them and they were killing

I know. I know. Its justI guess Im really good at killing people after all.

Erins voice was quiet. She was still looking away from Ceria. The half-Elf paused. Then Erin looked back at her friend. The young woman sat on the grass, smiling. But there were tears in her eyes. They ran down Erins cheeks as she watched Mrsha run after a foul ball.

I knew I could, Ceria. I knew that I could figure out a way to kill the Raskghar. With fire. With water. With monsters or traps. And I did. Id do it again. But I dont like it.

It had to be done. The Raskghar were evil. They were sacrificing Gnolls. If you hadnt, Mrsha and I would be dead.

There was no pity in Cerias heart or her voice. Erin nodded. She wiped at her eyes.

Thats true. Its all true. But I still did it. I went into their ho and killed them. I made the plan. I knew what would happen.

Ceria stared at Erin. She couldnt feel whatever it was Erin felt. Ceria had been there. She had looked into Nokhas eyes as the Raskghar devoured the Gnolls hearts. If the Raskghar had been in front of her again, Ceria would have killed them without a second thought.

They were monsters.

They were. But they were people. I walked into their camp before we destroyed the entrance. They were monsters. But they had a ho. They were evil, but I still helped kill them.

Not all of them. So got away.

Ceria didnt know if she was trying to cheer Erin up. If she was, it wasnt working. Erin shrugged. She was smiling and crying a bit as Moore swung again and missed.

It doesnt matter, Ceria. I know it had to be done. And if I had to, Id do it again. A thousand tis. I just feel bad about it. Itssothing I feel. I just feel bad. For the people who died. The Antinium Soldiers, the WatchIlvriss people. They died because I asked them to. And the Raskghar. We killed an entire group of people. They were bad people, but still people.

I guess so.

Ceria sat back, troubled. She stared at her skeletal hand. A bug had decided to crawl between her fingers and shed smashed it accidentally. There was no feeling in her bone hand, after all. Absentmindedly, Ceria scrubbed her hand on the grass.

Im sorry. I know you probably dont feel bad at all. Not after what happened. With Calruz.

Yeah. I dont. I just wish I could have talked him into releasing the Gnolls. I wish I could have stopped him. But I didnt. That was my fault.

The half-Elf shook her head. Erin reached out and grabbed her flesh hand.

It wasnt. You did all you could.

I didnt save him. Hes going to be executed. Drake law. I should have killed him when I had the chance. But I couldnt. Hesinsane, Erin. He wasnt in his right mind. There were bits and pieces of him, but it was all wrong. Thats the hard part. He cared about Gerial and the others. If he hadnt, if hed just been mad, it would have been easy tobut he cared and thenI couldnt stop it.

Cerias voice cracked. She stared at Moore as the half-Giant began arguing with Jelaqua. Seborn walked over to confer. Erins hand squeezed Cerias.

I heard a bit of what happened. I

She didnt finish her sentence. Ceria stared ahead. The sun felt less bright as she whispered.

It was bad down there, Erin. I told the others about it. But not all of it. I dont think I can. I wishI can still hear them screaming. I know there were too many Raskghar. I know. But I was the only adventurer down there. They died and I couldnt stop them.

Erin stared at Cerias face. The half-Elf shook her head, her hands trembling.

Do you want to talk about it? I can listen.

No. Imaybe later. But not right now. I just want to sit.

Okay.

Ceria stared past Erin. After a while Erin took her hand away. The half-Elf wished she hadnt. She felt tense. Guilty. Alone, despite Erin sitting next to her. Her failures pierced her over and over until

Crack.

The half-Elf looked up. Jelaqua had hit the ball. She pointed.

There! Like that, see?

Moore stared as Ksmvr and Yvlon looked up. The Antinium and woman watched the ball land and then rembered they had to run and pick it up. He turned and glared at Jelaqua.

Like what? Youre just hitting the ball, Jelaqua. Let keep trying.

Aw, co on!

The half-Giant took a position at ho base again. Ceria watched Seborn throw a ball and Moore miss. Suddenly, she was back in the present. She looked around. Erin was watching her. Ceria half-rose. Then she inhaled and slled the earth. The grass. She looked up and saw the sun.

Her heart began to beat slowly again. Ceria looked at her hands, and then at Erin. The young woman smiled. Her eyes were mostly dry, but there was still moisture in them.

Its a beautiful day.

Ceria looked up. The sky was blue. High, high above, a few clouds slowly moved across the vast sky. The half-Elf closed her eyes and inhaled the scent of growing life. The sun shone down as Moore finally hit a ball and Mrsha and Pisces both raced after it. Ceria rembered the dungeon, the scent of blood. Calruzs eyes full of madness. The Raskghar devouring the heart over the lifeless Gnoll. She blinked and found her eyes were watering as well.

It really is, isnt it?

The two sat together for a while. Just sat. The horrors of the past lted away from Ceria as she watched Seborn take a place at bat. He swung and connected with the first ball, ran around the bases until Ksmvr tagged him out, and then waited at first base as Lyonette took a turn swinging the bat. The ga was boring. So might have even called it dull. But in this mont, it was the ga Ceria needed. So she stood up.

Alright. Ill give it a shot.

Erin looked up.

You sure?

Ceria smiled.

Why not? I could use a bit of exercise. And I can always lie down afterwards. Are you going to play too?

Sure!

Erin stood up. She smiled at Ceria and then cupped her hands.

Hey guys! Want to play a real ga? With teams?

The others looked up. They looked at each other and shrugged. Jelaqua shouted back.

Sure! Lets play a bit. Then we can eat!

The others nodded. They trooped over to ho base as Erin walked forwards with Ceria. The ga wasnt amazing. It wasnt fantastic or exciting. It was sort of fun. But that was what they needed. A ga of baseball in the sun.

-

The first ga was simple. It was between the Horns of Hamrad and the Halfseekers, with Bird, Lyonette, and Mrsha acting as extras for the outfield team. Octavia watched from the sidelines with a bowl of popcorn as Erin umpired the ga.

Alright! Ga one! Well play till one side scores five points, okay? Jelaqua, youre up for bat first! Pisces, throw the ball!

Dont let her hit the ball, Pisces! Thats an order!

Ceria shouted at Pisces from first base. The [Necromancer] sniffed and awkwardly raised the ball.

Very well. Allow to throw a truly unhittable pitch. Like so

He threw the ball as fast and hard as he could without warning. It was a good pitch. But Jelaqua was quicker. The Selphid grinned and swung her bat.

Hah!

The bat cracked as it connected full-force with the ball. Pisces eyes widened and he ducked as the ball flashed by his head. Mrsha and Ksmvr raced after the ball as Jelaqua raised her bat and cheered. Erin shouted urgently.

Dont cheer yet, Jelaqua! Drop the bat! Okay, now run for first base! Ksmvr, grab the ball and throw it to Ceria!

Captain Ceria!

Ksmvr threw the ball. Ceria raised her glove, swore as she saw Jelaqua charging towards the pillow, and tried to grab the ball. She caught it, but only after Jelaqua had stepped on the pillow. Erin shouted.

Safe! Shes safe, Ceria! You cant tag her out!

The half-Elf looked up. Jelaqua had both claws raised to fend Ceria off. Both looked slightly disappointed. Jelaqua coughed. Ceria scratched her head.

That was it? She touched the pillow and thats it?

Yup. Shes safe. Until the next ball is hit, she can stay there. Or steal a base.

Aha! I knew this ga was fun!

Jelaqua charged towards second base. Ceria swore and ran after her. Erin shouted at both of them to co back.

Wait, wait! No stealing in the first ga! And you cant just run all the way ho! I think.

Why not?

Wellyoud be caught. If we had a full team. Which we dont, sono stealing.

Drat. So what do I do?

Erin pointed back towards ho base, where Seborn had the bat and was waiting patiently. Moore was catcher and sitting cross-legged rather than crouching since he was large enough to cover the entire base anyways.

You just stand there. Seborn will swing and if he hits, you run for second or third, or even ho, Jelaqua.

The Selphid sighed. She scratched a loose scale on her cheek.

So this is a waiting ga?

Um. Yeah! But its not too long. Hold on. Seborn, let get out of the way! Pisces, throw another ball when I say so! Try to not let Seborn hit it this ti!

Jelaqua and Ceria awkwardly stood together at first base while Erin had Seborn step up and take a few swings. The Selphid scratched the spines on the back of her head. Ceria coughed. Jelaqua scratched the spines on the back of her Drake body. After a mont she spoke out of the corner of her mouth.

So. Do you think theyll let try out a Raskghar body?

The half-Elf blinked. Jelaqua grinned sheepishly.

I an, I think we brought a few back. Trophies and to show other adventurers what they look like, you know? I dont need a new one, but Id like to be the first Selphid to try one out, you know? Bragging rights. And have you seen their muscles?

I uh, didnt get too good a look at them. But thats actually a good idea. Raskghar are really strong.

I know, right? And if I could get Erin to store a few bodies in her basent, you know, as insuranceis this getting creepy?

Just a little bit. But I get it. You dont think the bodies will rot in her inn, right? What about bugs?

Well, Selphids have this paste I can get Octavia to make that

Crack. Both Ceria and Jelaqua looked up. A ball flew past them and Erin shouted.

Run!

Suddenly Seborn was charging towards them! Pisces and Ksmvr ran for the ball. Ceria and Jelaqua looked at each other. The Selphid looked around.

Oh kidney stones, what am I supposed to do again?

Run to second base! Ceria, get ready to stop Seborn! Catch the ball!

Over here!

Ceria waved her arms in frustration as Jelaqua took off. Pisces blurred over to the ball with [Flash Step] and snatched it up. He looked around. But Seborn was already on first base. The Drowned Man eyed Ceria. And Jelaqua was rounding second base, headed towards third. Ceria pointed.

Ill stop Jelaqua! Pisces, get her!

The Selphid was laughing as she ran. Pisces charged towards her. Jelaqua kept her eye on Pisces, but she didnt see Ceria coming up from the side. The half-Elf tackled the Selphid, knocking her to the ground.

Get her, Pisces!

The [Necromancer] was twenty paces away. He threw the ball at Jelaqua as the Selphid turned and threw Ceria off. The Selphid dodged back as she saw the ball land at her feet, but then she grinned. She picked the ball up and threw it at Seborn.

Get rid of it!

On it.

Seborn turned, hurled the ball in the opposite direction, then charged to second base as Pisces and Ksmvr ran after the ball again. Ceria tried to slow Jelaqua as the Selphid tried to follow Seborn. Erin watched, jaw slightly open as Seborn rounded the bases. Jelaqua was nearly at third base with Ceria holding onto her waist when Pisces threw a ball and struck her shoulder.

Aw, damnit!

Ceria let go and Jelaqua threw up her hands. Seborn tried to run back to second, but Ksmvr was there. He caught the ball and chased Seborn as the Drowned Man ran back to first base. There Seborn stopped. He looked at Erin and she found her voice.

Okay! Um. Return back to ho base!

All five players returned to the plate. Seborn looked at Erin as Ceria gave Pisces and Ksmvr a thumbs-up.

Howd we do?

Wellthat was awful. Youre not supposed to tackle players, Ceria! And Pisces, you cant hit people with the ball! And if you touch the ball youre out! And Ksmvryou did a good job. Only Ksmvr played according to the rules!

Ksmvr straightened up and smiled. The other adventurers scratched their heads. Ceria shook her head exasperatedly.

This ga has a lot of rules. And its hard catching people while theyre running.

Thats why you stand on the bases. The runners cant score if you block them, and then you just have to tag them out. You throw the ball between each other. Look, were doing good. I think we just need a few more players.

You think so? Were a pretty good team by ourselves, right Seborn, Moore? Right?

Jelaqua elbowed Seborn. The Drowned Man looked at her.

Stop elbowing .

Erin smiled. She looked to the outfield. Yvlon, Lyonette, and Mrsha were bored in right field and were playing catch with another ball.

Look, one more ga. But let just call a few people over first, okay?

The adventurers shrugged. Ceria nodded.

Sure. Who did you have in mind?

Well

-

The Redfang Hobs sat around in their cave. Around them sat Cave Goblins. The Hobs were busy at work and not busy at the sa ti. They were showing the Cave Goblins how to bandage wounds. Headscratcher winced as Badarrow sewed up a gash on his arm. The Hob flinched as the tip of the needle went through his flesh. Badarrow slapped his shoulder and glared at him.

It was a necessity. The Cave Goblins were wounded. So were badly hurt. Those had been healed with the potions the Goblins had, but far more had injures that could heal with ti. And the Goblins wouldnt waste a potion on sothing like that.

With that said, the dical knowledge the Redfangs had was limited to stitching up bad cuts and making sure nothing got too dirty. That was still miles ahead of Cave Goblin dical advances, which hadnt gotten much past dont poke an open wound. So the Goblins watched as Badarrow demonstrated how to clean and stitch up a cut. He didnt have to do it twice. The Goblins rembered and would teach their friends.

The mood in the cave was optimistic, despite the injured Goblins. Despite the dead. Because they had won their freedom. It was a battle no one cared about. It had not resulted in the freedom of Gnolls or a half-Elf. It was not a glorious battle, but many skirmishes. It had freed only Goblins. And who cared about them?

The Hobs. Each of them was wounded. The worst of their injuries had been healed, but they still had gashes. It was nothing compared to so of the pain theyd born, but it did hurt. Still, they would have been celebrating normally. Except, it was just that

The door hadnt opened. The magical door that connected Erins inn to the Goblin cave hadnt activated since shed set up the attack on the Raskghar camp. Of course, the Hobs knew she was alive. The Cave Goblins had reported everything. And naturally she was busy. Rabbiteater made that point so many tis that the other Hobs threw things at him, forcing him to hide behind his water cloak.

Erin was probably very busy. It was just that she hadnt talked to them today. It wasnt as if they needed to see her. But there was a feeling in the back of the Goblins minds. It was a ridiculous thought. It ran sothing like this.

What if Erin had just used them to beat the Raskghar? And she didnt need them anymore? Or maybemaybe now that all the Goblins were here, she couldnt help them anymore? Maybe they were a liability, with so manymonsters around. Or maybe shed grown tired of them.

Ridiculous thoughts. Totally at odds with everything they knew of Erin. But the Hobs couldnt shake the feeling. So they sat around moodily, bandaging their injuries. The Cave Goblins didnt understand why the Hobs were upset. They were cheerfully sewing each other up when the door opened.

Guys? Are you

The Hobs looked up as one as they heard a voice. Erin Solstice stood in the doorway and paused when she saw the Goblins. A detail yet to be ntioned was that there were a lot of Cave Goblins in the enclosed space. More than last ti, even. And they were just the ones Erin could see. She looked around wide-eyed, and then focused on the Hobs who sprang to their feet.

What happened? There are so many Goblins! Andoh my god! What happened?

Erin had spotted a huge cut on Numbtongues chest. The Hob blinked as Erin threw up her hands in horror. She dashed back into her inn and the Hobs saw a little figure appear in the doorway.

Pebblesnatch had been happily sleeping until Erin woke her up. The little Goblin had been treated to a no-holds-barred breakfast and shed been eating it all morning. She paused and all the Cave Goblins stared at her. She was holding a giant cookie. Pebblesnatch wavered as the Goblins eyes fixed on the treat which gave off a sll theyd never inhaled before. She looked from face to face, looked at her cookie, and closed the door.

A few seconds later it opened. Erin appeared with a potion box in her hands.

What are you doing? Here

She moved past Pebblesnatch as the Cave Goblin backed away, clutching her cookie to her chest so hard that it began to crumble. Erin grabbed healing potions and thrust them at the Hobs.

Where did you get those injuries? Oh nodid the Raskghar attack you? Here, use them! Any Goblin that needs it

Shorthilt blinked bemusedly at the healing potion that was thrust into his hands. He opened his mouth, but Erin was already handing healing potions out. The Goblins looked at each other. They hesitated. But then Headscratcher nodded. He uncorked a bottle and carefully splashed so on his arm. The stitches popped out of his healing flesh. The Cave Goblins did the sa. Erin breathed a sigh of relief as she looked around.

It was a curious thing. The Cave Goblins stared. So, a portion of them had seen Erin, tasted her cooking. The others only had rumors to go on. They had heard of a strange Human that didnt hurt Goblins. They barely knew what a Human was, but they had heard she ordered the Hobs around. And she made good food. And now they saw her, they were shocked. Because she was so normal. Because she was giving healing potions to Goblins.

Because she cared. The Cave Goblins stared at Erin. They stared at Pebblesnatch, who was reluctantly giving out fingernail-sized portions of her cookie to other Goblins, and at Erin. She was talking with the Hobs and they were clustered around her. Smiling. As if they liked her. As if

As if she was a friend. The Goblins listened as Erin spoke.

Had no idea. Im so sorry I didnt co by earlier, but I was so busy that I just crashed when everyone was safe. I have foodwhere did all the Goblins co from? From below? Ha ha. Very funny. I antwell, okay, that makes sense. Do you have enough food? I canwell, Ill need to see about buying more. We can deal with that later if youre good for now. I was really coming to see if you wanted to uh, play a ga. Of baseball.

The Goblins looked up. The Redfangs looked at each other. Erin hastened to explain.

Its in Celum! In a field right next to the city. Itwell, it might be a bit dangerous if soone panics, but Jelaqua said that youre probably safe. And we owe you so much. Soif you want to bring so Goblins over, we could play a ga. Therell be food. I cant let all of the Goblins through, but maybe a few and all of you? Im sorry, but I cant bring everyone through

The Goblins stared at the Hobs. They looked at each other as the Redfangs conferred, glancing around. Then they nodded. The Goblins saw Headscratcher smiling as Erin tried to explain the ga to him. Not about the ga. Just at her. And then the young woman smiled and the smile was everything. The Hobs turned. Numbtongue gestured.

Thirty.

They would take thirty with them. Pebblesnatch instantly sidled back into the inn. The Cave Goblins stared at her. At the cookie, mostly eaten. At Erin, the empty box of potionsand her smile. Then they charged towards the door, fighting tooth-and-nail to be the first ones through.

-

I feel so bad.

Erin confessed to Numbtongue as she closed the door on the disappointed Goblins. There were hundreds cramd into the cave. And theyd all tried to get into her inn. A large number had gone throughuntil the Hobs had restored order.

It hadnt been pretty. More than one Goblin probably needed another potion for their blinding headache as the Hobs had banged heads together and thrown the rest back through the door. Now, a lucky thirty Cave Goblins including Pebblesnatch were celebrating in Erins inn. The rest were in the cave. Sulking.

Youre sure theyll be alright without you?

Numbtongue nodded.

Theyll be fine. We dont need to leave one of us behind.

Youre sure?

Yes.

The Hob didnt quite et her eyes. He was holding a big mug of ale and he was eating a cookie. So were the other Goblins. The luxury of Erins inn and the sweet food was making so of them swoon. Erin eyed the Hob, but gave in. The Cave Goblins would probably be fine. And she owed the Hobs. She placed Celums mana stone on the door.

Ready?

The Goblins nodded. Erin threw open the door. Sunlight made the Goblins gasp. They looked out into a beautiful grassy field. And beyond it were adventurers. The Cave Goblins shrank back in terror, but the Redfangs stood between them and the door and made beckoning noises. They led the Goblins through.

There were adventurers standing on the grass. They froze when they saw the Goblins, but relaxed quickly. The others didnt. A group of Humans, so dressed in armor, others in bright clothing whirled when the door opened. When the Goblins ca through, they panicked.

Dead gods! Goblins! Hobs! Sound the alarm!

Run for it!

The mbers of Celums Watch reached for their swords, then began to flee in a stampede at the sight of five Hobs. The brightly-dressed Humans paled, but didnt run. One of them threw up a hand. He raised his voice and shouted in a surprisingly loud, commanding tone.

Hold! I say hold, all of you! Turn, guardsn, turn! These Goblins arent enemies!

Wesle strode towards Erin. He nodded at the Hobgoblins as the Players of Celum stared at the Cave Goblins. They werent afraid! The Cave Goblins peered around Rabbiteaters cloak as the guardsn of Celum halted in their panicked flight. He bowed to Erin with a flourish.

Erin, its a delight!

Wesle! What brings you out here?

Erin bead as she hugged the man. He wasnt too much taller than her, and he wasnt that imposing or huge a man. His lips were clean-shaven and he wore fairly fancy red tunic and breeches, but that was all. And yet, the Goblins thought he looked taller than the Humans around him. It was in the way he carried himself. And the way he moved and spoke. He seed to draw the eye. Wesle stroked his upper lip as if he still had his fuzzy mustache.

We got word youd passed through the city. Caused a bit of a commotion. We thoughtwe hoped that it was safe to return to your inn. Its been terribly quiet without you or your inn to perform in.

Erin smacked her forehead.

Of course! I forgotwe won! There was a huge battle, Wesle! The Raskghar were defeated! We saved the Gnolls! It was incredible! Liscors saved, the Goblins helped, and the Antinium no matter what Ilvriss says

Huge battle? Raskghar? Sounds like a play!

A short woman strode over. Em gave the Goblins a glance and then focused on Erin.

Is this sothing we could turn into a play, Miss Erin?

Um? Yes?

Well then! What are we waiting for? Hey, you lot! Gather over here! Forget the Goblinsthey wont bite. And if they do, bite back! Weve got material for a new play!

The Players of Celum approached cautiously. Erin turned and bead at a Drake and a Human child.

Jasi! Grev! Its great to see you all! And youre all here at the perfect ti! We were having a break after all thats happened.

Hullo, Miss Erin. Youve got a lot of monster folk behind you. Are all them new security for your inn?

Grev stared at the Cave Goblins, who stared back, never having seen a Human child before. Erin turned.

What, the Goblins? No, I brought them for the ga. Hey Jelaqua! Look, weve got two teams of players!

The Selphid waved back. She was laughing so hard she could barely stand. It was the reactions of the Humans that amused her. One of Celums [Guardsn] followed the Players of Celum, practically hiding behind Jasi.

Ga? Whats all this? Mister Wesle, these Goblins

Security for Miss Erins inn. Dont mind them, Fabial. The rest of you, take heed! These are Miss Erins employees. Theres to be no fighting here! Besides, theres a team of Gold-rank adventurers.

Exactly!

Jelaqua walked over, still chuckling. She grinned at Fabial, who looked alard as Moore approached.

Weve got this. These Goblins are under control. Hey, Headscratcher.

She nodded at Badarrow, who ignored her. The Hobs stared around as Erin tried to explain why the Goblins were here to the Humans. Em began to pester Jelaqua for details. Grev stared about and made eye contact with Mrsha. In the end Erin had to wave her hands and shout.

Attention! Everyone! Shut up!

They all quieted. The Players of Celum, adventurers, and Goblins all stared at Erin. She looked around and smiled.

Lets leave the plays and killing each other for later, huh? Todays not a work day. Were just going to relax here. Goblins, Humans, Selphids

Selphid. Unless anyone wants to change my mind?

We can do everything later. But for nowdoes anyone want to play a ga of baseball?

The crowd paused. They looked at Erin and at each other. Then Numbtongue raised a hand.

Whats baseball?

The Celum [Guardsn] stared at the Hob in horror.

It can talk?

Erin rolled her eyes.

-

Baseball is a sport. A ga where two teams compete. One team is on the attack, the other one defends. Thats the basics. Now, we never hurt anyone else. Thats against the rules. Were competing to get more points. The way you do that is to hit a ball

Erin lectured the crowd of people in front of her. Cave Goblins, Hobs, and Humans stared at her. The Players of Celum and Goblins had joined the others in the adow. The Watch from Celum had to go back to the city and try to explainsothing. Erin had Seborn and Jelaqua demonstrate as she spoke.

And then, if Jelaqua hits it far enough, its a ho run. Everyone runs around the bases and scores! Its great! What do you think?

The Players and Goblins stared at each other. They shrugged. Em smiled.

It looks as stupid as a play did to the first ti I saw one. So we grab these bats and start playing? Why not?

Aweso! Lets play a ga! We can make teams. Why dont the Goblins play a ga against the Players of Celum first? The rest of us can correct things, then we can divide and play with everyone!

Obediently, the groups divided up. Erin grinned at Jelaqua as the Selphid began showing the Humans how to use the bat.

I still think this is boring as watching tar dry.

Octavia remarked from her seat in the grass. Shed finished three bowls of popcorn and was eating a fourth. Erin eyed her severely.

You can go back to Celum. Or pay for that popcorn if youre bored.

Bored? Hey, whos bored? I love baseball! Go team! Hit those balls!

Erin rolled her eyes. The Players of Celum seed excited by the ga. As they lined up, Jasi sidled over to Erin.

It was a good thing Grev heard you were here. Weve been cooped up this last week, what with your inn being too dangerous.

Havent you been performing?

Ah, wellwe didnt think itd be right. Not with all the other inns saring your na. You heard about that, right? Weve been performing in the squares, but its not the sa. Everyones been antsy, waiting for you to finish. This ga is just what we need.

What everyone needs. Hey, it looks like the Goblins like the ga too. See?

Jasi stared as Erin pointed. Badarrow was throwing a ball at Numbtongue, who swung and connected solidly with it. The Cave Goblins ducked as the ball flew over their heads and then ran after it as Numbtongue shouted. They seed nervous, rather than excited to play. But Erin hoped theyd warm up to the ga. Jasi just shook her head.

More Goblins. And you beat those horrible beasts in the dungeon with their help? You have to tell us the entire story, Erin.

Alright, but later. I just want to have fun today. Hey, Wesle looks great!

The [Actor] was at bat. And the first ball that Jelaqua threw he hit. Not just hitthe impact sent the ball flying into the air. Mrsha raced after it. Erin whistled.

Thats good form! Did he copy Jelaqua or sothing?

Wesle was swinging the bat as if hed played the ga before. Jasi shook her head. She leaned forwards and whispered.

He got a Skill! From his class! Its called [thod Acting]. It ans he actually becos the person hes playing! A little bit.

What? Thats incredible!

The Drake smiled.

It is. But its not that powerful. I think we checked it and hes only as good as soone with, say, ten levels. So he can copy a [Butcher] and do a decent job even without training, but it still takes a lot of work to get any better. If he really copies soone for a while he can get even better.

Wow. Hey, thats a real advantage! Do you have a Skill like that?

Not that Skill. But I do have a few new ones. Ill tell you about it later. Im going to play this ga. Youd better watch out for Em, though. Shes stronger than anyone else in the troupe!

Sure enough, when it was Ems turn to practice she hit the ball farther than Wesle did, although it took her four tries to connect. Erin watched the Players bat and catch and field and whistled.

Theyre good! I an, I guess its their acting thing. Buthey, these guys could play a ga against my dads team! Back ho he had a team in his neighborhood. They were about this good.

And the Goblins?

Erin stared at the Goblins. Theyd finished their practice, but it was a bitlopsided. Badarrow had taken up pitching and he could throw a fast ball. And all the Hobs had hit the ball far. When they hit it. They seed to strike out surprisingly often given how coordinated Erin knew them to be. Still, when they hit it the ball went far. That was the Hobs, though.

The Cave Goblins were barely larger than children and so when they hit the ball it barely went anywhere. But they seed quite coordinated, and as they lined up in the outfield they seed cheerful. The Goblins kept staring at the grass and flowers as if theyd never seen them before. Which they hadnt.

I think theyll be okay. We can always change up the teams. Besides, if the Players win a ga or two maybe so of them wont be so nervous. Hey guys! Are you ready to play ball or what?

Ready!

The Humans cheered as they got up to bat. The Goblins looked to Erin and she waved her arms as she ca over.

Ill umpire! You all start playing! Rember, hit the ball and run for the bases! You can stealoh, just go for it! Whos up first?

.

Wesle strode up to bat. He choked up on the grip of the wooden baseball bat and took a stance that was surprisingly like the one Erin had copied from watching professional baseball players on television. The Players cheered and clapped as the Goblins looked at Badarrow.

The Hob looked at Erin. She smiled at him. Badarrow fingered the baseball and looked at Wesle. Shorthilt was catching. The Hob looked up as the wind blew, and then slowly wound up. His arm ca up and he threw. The ball flew towards Shorthilts mitt. Wesle grinned, swung

And the ball dropped. Wesles bat passed straight over it. The ball struck the plate that was a pillow and Shorthilt snatched it up. He tossed the ball back at Badarrow. Wesle gaped. So did Erin. Everyone stared at her until she rembered and raised her arms.

Uh, strike!

What was that throw?

Jelaqua stared at Badarrow. The Hob was smirking as Wesle stared at him in astonishnt. Erins mind raced.

That wasthat was a splitter! Or a forkball? Its a legal throw, buthowd you figure that out, Badarrow?

The Hob just grinned at Erin. He threw the ball up again and pointed at Wesle. The [Actor] was clearly disoriented, but he gritted his teeth.

I get two more tries, right Erin?

Thats right. Uhkeep playing!

The Hob wound up and threw another pitch. Wesle waited. This ti he swung as the ball dropped and clipped it. The ball flew up behind him.

Foul ball! Thats a strike!

There was a groan from the Players of Celum. They watched as Badarrow caught another ball and threw it. This ti Wesle swung low and clipped the ball again, but it was a foul ball.

Foul ball!

Wesle hurled the bat to the ground in frustration. Badarrow grinned. Erin had to call Wesle back.

You get another swing if its a foul ball! Dont give up!

What is with that Hob? Hows he throwing like that?

Wesle pointed at Badarrow. The Hob was smirking and throwing more splitters at Shorthilt.

Well, he is an [Archer]. I guess it cos naturally? Or

Erins eyes narrowed. She rembered the Hobs striking out against Badarrow.

I think he was practicing that pitch! I told you there are multiple ways to throw the ball. Fastballs, curves, uh, slidersyou just need practice. And unfortunately, Badarrows pretty good. Hey Badarrow! Dont throw splitters for ga one! Its not fair!

Badarrow looked up. He grimaced at Erin, but nodded reluctantly. The next ball he threw was a curve. This ti Wesle connected with it though. The man was so surprised that he barely got to first base before the Cave Goblins got the ball. The players cheered, and Jasi went up to bat.

Fastballs! Its just ga one!

The Hob pitcher was clearly put upon, but he obliged Erin by tossing a fastballnice and slow. Jasi was so surprised she missed the first ball. Erin slapped her forehead, but Badarrows antics had amused the crowd. And more importantly, the Players of Celum were now competing to get a hit.

Jasi managed to bunt to first, but she got tagged out. Wesle ran to second, and then all the way to third as Em smashed a ball straight past Badarrow. The next actor struck out, and it was Kilkran, the forr [Blacksmith] who took up the bat next.

Badarrow threw a deceptively easy pitch. Kilkran smashed the ball out to left field. Wesle charged ho and scored. The Players cheered as Em ran for second. The Cave Goblins had a ball, but they fumbled it getting it to Numbtongue. Em ran to third. And then Numbtongue threw.

The ball snapped into Rabbiteaters glove as Em was two-thirds of the way to his base. She turned to run, but the Hob sprinted at her. He tagged her out instantly.

Alright! Thats three outs! Switch sides!

The Players groaned and the ones who hadnt had a chance to bat groaned as they put them down. But they seed pleased. Quite a few slapped Wesles back and they took to the field with good nature. But Erin wasnt fooled. Her eyes were on the Goblins as they ekly took up position at bat. She saw them glancing at each other and making covert signs she could half-understand.

Hey Jelaqua. What do you think of the ga?

The Selphid was sitting with the adventurers, taking turns combing Mrshas fur. She looked up from the pampered Gnoll. Her mouth was full of popcorn. Dipped in fish sauce. Apparently it was better that way, according to her and Seborn at least. She shrugged.

Looks fun. The Players can hit the ball. Unlike Moore.

Are you trying to hurt my feelings, Jelaqua?

Im just sayingwe should get that Wesle guy on our team. When can we play?

After five points. But the Goblinswell, just watch them, would you?

For what?

Just watch.

The adventurers sat up a bit as Erin went back to the ga. She looked hard at Headscratcher. The Hob smiled at her. Innocently. Erin looked at Rabbiteater, Shorthilt, Badarrow, and Numbtongue. She narrowed her eyes. They looked a bit too eager. And she had a funny thought.

You guys take it easy, okay?

The Hobs nodded obediently. Headscratcher squared up to bat as Wesle took the pitchers mound, which was in fact, more grass. The [Actor] was clearly keen to get his own back and he threw a ball into the mitt that Em held twice. Both tis it dropped. He t Headscratchers eyes as Erin shouted.

Play ball!

The first pitch ca in hard and fast and dropped. Headscratcher swung and missed. Wide. The Players laughed as the Hob stared at the ball in Ems mitt. Wesle grinned and threw a second pitch. This one was a fastball and went right over Headscratchers bat. The Humans cheered. Erin just watched Em throw the ball back. She saw Headscratcher glance at his fellow Hobs. They gave him a tiny nod. The Hob turned back as Wesle wound up for a throw.

The third pitch was a curve. Headscratcher watched it co. He drew back his bat, took a breath and roared as he swung. The sound shattered the air. Headscratchers red eyes blazedand he connected.

It sounded like a car backfiring. Erin flinched as she saw the ball disappear. Wesle ducked and the Players of Celum flinched. The ball flew up, and up andErins jaw dropped. She saw the ball fly past Kilkran in the outfield, and land. The big man stared at the ball, a good eighty paces behind him as Headscratcher took off. The Hob charged around the bases as Kilkran belatedly ran after the ball. The Goblins cheered wildly and Headscratcher slowed as he realized there was no way the Humans would get the ball back to him. He sauntered back to ho base to thunderous cheers.

Okay. That was a ho run.

Erin stared at the Goblins. So did everyone else. The Redfang Warriors were grinning as they slapped Headscratcher on the back. And then Numbtongue took up the bat.

Move back a bit!

Wesles voice trembled a bit as he ordered the Players back. They obediently backed up. When he threw the ball, Numbtongue connected on the first hit. He didnt hit it nearly as far as Headscratcher, but the Hob charged down first base so fast he actually managed to get to second before the bewildered actors managed to get the ball. And then Badarrow was up. He took one look at the first ball that ca his way and let it pass.

Ball!

The second one the Hob hit solidly. He got to first and Numbtongue got onto third. The Players blinked as a Cave Goblin ca up next instead of Shorthilt or Rabbiteater. The little Goblin had trouble lifting the bat. But when Wesle threw the ball

Bunt!

The Goblin didnt even try to hit the ball. It just blocked and then ran towards first base, screaming wildly. Em and Wesle ran to get the ball, but that ant Em was out of place. And then Numbtongue scored. And the Cave Goblin ran so fast it got to second and Badarrow to third. And then Shorthilt ca up to bat

Wow.

Erin stared as the ball went flying. She stared at the bases. Headscratcher was on third, a Cave Goblin on first. It wasnt that it was a different inning. It was that the Goblins had played through all nine players on their team. There were two outs, but theyd scored seven tis. The Players of Celum stared as Numbtongue swung. They ran for the ball and threw it desperately towards Em. They got Headscratcher out. Barely.

I uhthats ga one!

Erin called it there. The Goblins cheered and ran around the Hobs. The Players of Celum trooped back to ho, panting. They stared at the Goblins.

Howd they do that?

Wesle gasped as he accepted so chilled ice water. He gulped from it, staring at the Hobs. They were grinning and eying the Humans. Erin sighed, but there was a smile on her face.

I thinkthey planned that. Sorry. But I guess the Players arent as good as Goblins are naturally.

I see. Thats humbling. I thinkwe might be done for a little bit.

The actor groaned as he massaged his shoulders. Erin nodded sympathetically.

Sorry about that. It uh, looked hard but I didnt want to call it. You take a break. Weve got food.

She pointed to the picnic in the audience. Wesle nodded gratefully. The Cave Goblins and Hobs occupied the field as the beaten Players left it. They were playing a ga by themselves when Jelaqua stood up.

Hold it!

The Goblins looked at her. The Selphid grinned as she walked towards the pitch.

Looks like you guys are pretty good. Hey guys, why dont we take them on? Adventurers versus Goblins?

Uh, I dont think thats such a

Erin began nervously, but the other adventurers were already on their feet. The Horns and Halfseekers strode to the pitch, as did Mrsha and Lyonette. The Goblins looked at each other and grinned. They took up positions at bat. Jelaqua grinned at Erin as she walked past. Seborn was already practicing throwing a curve ball with Moore.

Hey Erin, you were right. This ga is fun. Especially when theres good competition. Those Hobs can hit pretty hard. We might have to use our full strength.

Wait, this is just a fun ga. Jelaqua

Hey Pisces! Youre in the middle of the outfield! Use [Flash Step]! Ceria, first base! Can you freeze the ground? Is that against the rules? Ksmvr, outfield on the right? Lyonette and Mrsha can take third base and the left!

The Selphid grinned as she pounded a fist into her glove. She strode over to second base. Erin eyed the Hobs. They were pointing at Lyonette and Mrsha, clearly telling Headscratcher to hit the ball their way. They huddled together likewell, like any team, really. Erin looked at the Players of Celum who were gulping down food.

Go Horns and Halfseekers! Teach those Goblins a lesson!

Five silver on the Goblins!

Pass those popcorn things! Stop hogging them, Em!

And suddenly? Suddenly it was a ga.

-

It was wet as Bevussa walked out of Liscors gates. Or rather, climbed down the ladder on Liscors walls and began walking across the water bridge to The Wandering Inn. The water was still high and it was raining in droves. Of course the Garuda could have flown to the inn, but the water made her wings heavy and she didnt know if shed crash in the water. That would be embarrassing, so she elected to walk. Shed tried to get to the inn through the magic door, but it hadnt opened no matter how long shed waited.

She t soone else crossing the bridge towards the inn. Keldrass, leader of the Flawardens slowed and waved a claw at Bevussa. He wasnt wearing his armor. Like her, he was dressed casually now the crisis in the dungeon was over. Bevussa jogged up to him.

Hey Keldrass, youre going to the inn too?

Thats right. What are you going for?

The Garuda hesitated. But shed known Keldrass professionally, if not personally. She glanced around at the rainy landscape and coughed.

I was actually hoping I could et the Halfseekers and possibly Griffon Hunt there and negotiate about the artifacts. You know, who gets what?

Keldrass nodded.

Thats why Im going.

Ohuh, whats do you

We want the armor.

Bevussa breathed a sigh of relief. She began walking to the inn, watching her footing as the water splashed over her talons.

Oh, good. Were after the invisible bow or the shortsword. Or that staff that blasts people with wind. Orwere open for a lot of the items, actually. But I want to make sure we have a good chance of claiming what we aim for, so I need to talk with them. Theyve probably got two of the best claims of the Gold-rank teams.

Keldrass grunted.

We all shed blood. So of us more than others.

True. But you have to admit, they went in hard. Did you see Moore smashing Raskghar? Or Halrac? That ones not far from Nad Adventurer.

Hes still a ways away. Youve t the one in Pallass, right?

Ohhim? Well, hes certainly better than Halrac, but he struck as uh, not atypical of Nad Adventurers.

Theyre all insane like him. The [Scout]s not at that level yet.

Yet.

Bevussa let the word hang in the air. Keldrass nodded. The two walked towards the inn. After a few seconds, the Garuda chuckled. Keldrass looked at her.

What?

Nothing. But its almost like a reflex, coming here. Weve done it so many tis, and Erins inn is so useful. Plus, shes got so much unique food. So of its awfulbut its always new. I cant stand the inn were staying at.

The Tailless Thief? The innkeepers food is good.

Keldrass looked mildly offended on behalf of Peslas. Bevussa shrugged.

Thats true. Theyre as good as Erins in terms of quality. But theyre all Drake dishes, and I can eat that in Pallass, and far better. Our inns are superior.

No argunts there. But the [Innkeeper]whats his nahad a new dish. Hamburgers. I thought that was original. Quick food, I think he called it.

Yeah, but, apparently the recipe ca from Erin.

Really?

Keldrass blinked in surprise. He glanced at the inn coming up ahead of them. Bevussa smiled.

Do you doubt it?

No. But where did she get it from?

Search . Theres sothing odd about her. Not that Im complaining. I justhello?

Bevussa opened the door and called about inside. The inn was empty. But the first thing that struck the two adventurers was light. They stopped as bright sunlight shone into the inn. The magic door was open and a blue sky and grassy field could be seen through it. It was such an odd sight after the rain that they had to stop in surprise.

What theis the door open to Pallass?

It cant be. That takes up too much mana. I thought. Hello?

Bevussa walked over to the door. She heard cheering as she drew nearer. She blinked as she stared out into the field. Keldrass stood by her and stared around.

Where is this?

Oh, hey!

The two Gold-rank adventurers had been spotted by a group of Humans lounging on the grass. The Players of Celum waved at them. One of them, a young boy, jumped to his feet.

Youre more guests for Miss Erin, aint ya?

The adventurers nodded. Grev grinned.

Hold on, Ill get her! Shes umpiring the ga. Miss Erin!

The adventurers stared as he raced out of view. They looked at each other. Then they stepped through the door. They stared around. Then they heard a crack. Both ducked reflexively. Then they saw a ball flying through the air and heard a voice.

Fly ball! Go, Jelaqua, go!

They saw a familiar Selphid sprinting across the grass. She was moving fast, as if she was in danger. But the cheering that ca from the crowd of Humans and Goblins, yes, Goblins was at odds with that idea. So was the grin on Jelaquas face. She rounded a pillow on the grass and dove as the Hobgoblin on another pillow reached out and caught a ball flying towards him. There was a cheer and the two saw Erin run forwards, waving her arms.

Safe! That was safe!

She turned as Grev grabbed her shirt. Erin turned and looked surprised to see Keldrass and Bevussa.

Bevussa! Uh, Keldram? Oh man, did you walk here? Sorry, were closed! I can get you to Pallass if you need it, but Im not selling any als right now! Were having a vacation!

Uh, no. Thats not why were here. We were hoping to find the Halfseekers. And Griffon Hunt if theyre here.

I havent seen Griffon Hunt. But the Halfseekers are playing a ga!

Erin indicated Jelaqua as the Selphid waved at Pisces and shouted at him as he took a position with a long wooden bat.

We saw. Whats the ga called?

Baseball! Hold onGrev, you umpire. Ill explain.

It took Erin several minutes to explain the ga to the bewildered adventurers. In that ti Pisces bunted the ball Badarrow threw. He didnt just run, he blinked across the field using [Flash Step]. The Goblins scrambled to keep up, but Pisces got to second without being caught.

Pisces! Thats cheating!

Erin turned to yell at the [Necromancer]. He yelled back in an aggrieved tone.

Why? They can use Skills! Why cant I use magic?

Uhnever mind!

She turned back and bead at the adventurers.

You wanna play?

Umnot at the mont.

Keldrass coughed a bit of smoke. He looked at the Halfseekers.

Theyre busy. Ill co back later.

I uh, Ill do the sa.

Suit yourself. Hey, can you let the others know the inns closed if they co calling? Thanks!

Erin went back to the ga. The two Gold-rank adventurers walked back to the door. They paused as they stepped back into Erins inn. On the other side of the door, the rain was falling through the open door that Bevussa had forgotten to close. The inn was dark and the skies were grey. Keldrass glanced back through the door.

Sunlight. Its been a long ti since I saw that, or so it feels.

Bevussa looked longingly back as well.

Its a nice day out there. Perfect weather for flying.

Indeed.

They looked at each other. Keldrass coughed again. He shifted.

I told my team Id be back soon.

So did I. We were actually going to get both teams to join us for negotiations. We felt like Erins inn would favor them a bit.

Sensible. Well. We should get back.

Yeah.

The two stared back into the field. The sun was warm on Bevussas feathers. And she rembered the drinks and food the Humans were eating. She wondered what it would be like to swing that bat. It would be nice to hit sothing that wasnt a monsters skull.

We did promise to go back.

Keldrass reminded her. Bevussa looked at him. The Garudas hesitated, then smiled.

True. But we could always co back. Its a beautiful day out there, isnt it?

The Drake paused. He looked back out the door. There were more people coming towards the inn. Adventurers looking to do so negotiating. Relc and Klbkch, the Antinium clutching the ropes, Ishkr and another Gnoll coming for their shiftthe Drake looked back at the grass. Bevussa nudged him.

Wanna decide who goes back to get the others?

Sure.

-

At first, the City Watch of Celum was bored. It was, after all, an uneventful day in Celum. There were no monster attacks, no important dignitaries or caravans or even criminal activity that needed dealing with. That was good because excitent was often dangerous in their line of work, but dull was dull. It was a relief to have a bit of excitent.

And to begin with, that was exactly what had happened. A bunch of Gold-rank adventurers transporting the magic door through the city? It was all too fun to speculate why and laugh at the unlucky Fabials misfortune. Theyd even had a chance to spread the word to the Players of Celum and get a few autographs. And from their vantage point on the walls, the bored [Guardsn] could see the entire troupe head out.

But then the Goblins had appeared. At first the n (there were very few won in Celums City Watch) hadnt believed it. Then theyd seen their comrades racing towards them and had been ready to lock the gates. And thenwell, they didnt know what to think. Theyd watched the distant ga of baseball begin with much bemusent. Still, their nervousness had quickly beco fascination with the ga, which was fun to watch for n whose only job was to stand and watch things. But now

Hey, look. There are more people coming through that door.

I see em. Stop nudging . Looks like that birds back. And a bunch of others. Looks like Drakesanother damn Antinium. Gnolls?

Huh. Liscor must be filled with non-Humans. Crazy city if you ask . I dont see why anyoned want to live there.

Right. Right. Say, theres a lot of folk coming through. Another pack of Gnolls. More DrakesHumanswait a second.

Is thatis that Halrac the Grim?

It cant be!

Look at him!

I cant see. Youve got [Keen Eyes]. Is it

Thats him! And those Drakesthey must be other adventurers! Wait, I recognize so of the others! Thats Gemhamr! And all those other Drakes and Gnolls

The [Guardsn] looked at each other.

They cant all be adventurers, right?

I heard Liscor had a ton of Gold-ranks.

Yeah, butthey wouldnt be here, right? They have things to do.

Like Halrac the Grim.

Yeah.

They stared at the distant people flooding through the doorway. A group of Antinium walked through. They wore paint on their carapaces. Celums Watch stared.

Theres so many. Whyre they here? For the ga?

Cant be. Buttheres Antinium and Goblins. Do you thinkshould we raise the alarm?

Why? Theres got to be at least eight adventuring teams down there. Do you think theyd be sitting about if there was any danger?

Right. So what do we do? Do you think we should tell soone?

Tell them what?

The n glanced at each other. They stared at the crowd filling the field. Then they turned and hollered at their comrades on gate duty.

Hey, you lot! Co up and see this!

The [Guardsn] on duty looked up. They walked up the stairs. And as is the nature of Humans, so of the people on the streets crowded up onto the walls to see. Soon they were watching the crowd in the distance. Then the people of Celum were coming out the gates while the [Guardsman] had to stay on duty. Not because they knew what was going on, but because they thought sothing interesting was happening and they wanted in. That was people for you.

-

Baseball.

Erin stood in front of a crowd. She had a bat in her hands and she was nervous. Not because she didnt know what to sayshed done this explanation multiple tis already. No, it was uh, the size of the crowd that intimidated her.

Gnolls from Celum. Ishkr had brought a bunch of his friends and Krshia and Erill had co with their own group. They were all keen for sun as well as a chance to be outdoors after hiding in the city for so long.

Drakes. Not only adventurers but interested civilians, Relc, Olesm, Selys, and Drassi. No Embria, Zevara, or Ilvrissthey were busy doing official things in the city. That was sort of a relief, actually, and there were plenty of Drakes besides.

Bevussa, Dawil, Falene. The adventurers whod fought in the dungeon. Griffon Hunt, Gemhamr, the Pride of Kelia, the Silver Swords

And Pawn and his Soldiers. And Klbkch. Apparently they hadnt received orders to stop guarding Erins inn and Klbkch had co with Relc.

And the Humans from Celum. Erin looked at the crowd. She didnt get nervous in front of crowds. But this? This was a lot of people. She cleared her throat and went on.

Baseball. Right. Well, this is a ga. So call it the greatest ga. I dont. I like chess. But baseball is a sport. Its a ga that takes nine people. Weve got a small demonstration ready, so Ill run you all through it. You see, it starts with this. This is called a bat. You dont hit people with it

Not everyone was here to play baseball. In fact, Erin bet that most of the people from Liscor were just here to experience the sun. She could understand. After so long in rainy Liscor, seeing the sun and being able to walk around in the grass was almost addictive. A good deal of her crowd elected not to play after hearing her explanation. But a surprising number did want to try.

Hey, this looks like fun! I can hit things and not get in trouble for it! Sign up!

Relc was first to grab a bat and stomp onto ho plate. Erin pointed randomly and assigned three Gnolls and five Drakes to the field.

Just hit the ball, Relc.

Im gonna do more than that. This Goblin guy? Hes not going to get a single ball past .

The Drake locked eyes with Badarrow who was still occupying the pitchers mound. The Hob sneered. Relc was so busy giving him the stink-eye that he didnt even see the first splitter. It dropped underneath his bat. Relc roared in outrage.

Hey! What was that! That was cheating! Foul ball or whatever!

Nope! Sorry, it was within the zone! Try again!

Relc growled as he swung his bat back and forth. This ti Badarrow threw a curve.

Strike two!

Damn it!

Hit the ball, Relc!

One of the Drakes heckled Relc from the grass where Erin had put out blankets and food. Relc lifted a finger and Erin saw Lyonette cover Mrshas eyes. Grev just grinned and raised the sa finger. The Drake swung the bat wildly, and then hunkered down. He watched the ball fly at him, dip, and then hit it with a roar.

Take that!

It was Erin who ducked when the bat hit the ball. Shed forgotten how scary it was to watch baseball up close! Badarrow turned and cursed as the ball went flying deep behind him. Erin stood up sheepishly as Relc crowed.

Hah! See that?

Horun! Thats definitely a

Erin shouted to the Gnolls and Drakes running after the ball. There was no way theyd get it. The ball flew as far as when Headscratcher had hit it. It was high, but far. She saw Ishkr running ahead. The Gnoll was moving fast! But he still wouldnt make it. The ball had to be going at least four hundred feet

Move Ishkr! Run!

Krshia stood up and shouted at Ishkr. Erins jaw dropped. The Gnoll had abandoned his two legs! He bounded along on all fours as the ball fell to earth. The Gnoll dove. Erin saw him roll. She looked for the ball, and then saw Ishkr on his feet, holding it aloft.

He caught it! He actually caught it!

Erin jumped up and down excitedly. Shed never seen anything like it! Ishkr ran wildly back to ho base as Relc stepped on the pillow, crowing.

Hah! Best hit ever! Take that you stupid Goblins!

Relc, youre out!

What? No Im not! Did you see how far it went?

But Ishkr got the ball!

He did? I always hated that guy! Damn, damn, damn

Relc stomped off. Erin saw Ishkr return, panting. She looked around. Now everyone was interested. Baseball was a slow sport, but seeing Relc hit a hor on his first try and then Ishkr run hundreds of feet to catch itthat was impressive.

Hey, can we play a second ga over here?

One of the adventurers called out to Erin. She looked around. They were trying to set up a second ga on the side. They did have enough space for it. Plenty of space in fact. And they had balls, enough batsmaybe not enough gloves, but there were always normal gloves. And hands.

Sure! Why dont weokay! Lets make so teams! Were going to need another umpire!

I volunt

Olesm tripped as Drassi rushed forwards. The Drake waved her hands about as she ran up to Erin.

Oh, , ! Please let do it, Erin!

Do you know how the ga works?

Totally! And I love to talk!

In that case, why dont you be a comntator? And Olesm can be an umpire. Now, we need teams

Olesm got up and gave Drassi a dirty look. He pointed and Erin turned her head. A team of Gnolls was facing down the Goblins in one section. The Silver Swords had tead up with Gemhamr against Griffon Hunt and The Wings of Pallass on another pitch. And on a third, the Antinium were lined up silently as the Players of Celum reconsidered their life choices. Erin hesitated. Then she grinned.

-

Its a wonderful day to be alive, isnt it Olesm?

It would be if soone didnt keep tripping , Drassi.

I said sorry! But just look at this weather! You cant get this in Liscor! And the grass! Isnt it great?

I thought we were supposed to be talking about the ga, Drassi.

This is comntary, comntary, Olesm! Alright, for our first ga we have the Gnolls versus the Goblins. Andwow, those Hobs are hitting the ball hard!

But the Gnolls are catching the ball. Almost every ti.

Thats true! Would you look at Krshia go! I didnt know she was that fast, especially for an oldI an, a Gnoll in her pri! Uh oh. I think she heard .

Gnoll ears are quite sharp. But if I might add a point Drassi

Go ahead, Olesm.

Thank you. The Goblins are quite good. But I would call their team fairly unbalanced compared to the Gnoll team. The Hobs are extraordinarily strong, as befits their Silver-rank designation as threats at the very least

Do you have a point here, Olesm? Just say the Hobs are good at hitting things.

but the Cave Goblins are physically much weaker, leading to a weaker offense. And the Gnolls are experts at fielding the ball as I believe the term goes, due to their long practice of similar chanics.

So youre saying the Gnolls play catch a lot so they can catch the ball and the Cave Goblins dont hit hard.

Well, thats a basic summary

What Im impressed with is the Goblins teamwork. I an, the Gnolls play together really well. You can tell theyre giving each other signals by the way their ears twitch. But the Goblins? They dont even talk to each other! They just signal sohow and bam! Cave Goblin steals a base! Its like magic!

Its not, in fact. The Goblin system of communication has long been both verbal and nonverbal. I spoke with Pisces at length about why they might have evolved this unique form of

Fly ball to right field. Ishkr is going for first base. It looks like Shorthilts fumbled the catch, but hell stop Ishkr from going to second. Will he no, hes staying put. Krshia Silverfang at bat.

as I was saying, Pisces was referring to

Maybe save it for later? I want to talk about Krshia. Now, look at her swing. Shes got good formnot as good as that handso [Actor]. Whats his na? Wesle. But I think Krshias got more muscle than him and she can probably hit the ball. Gnolls love to play catch. Looks like Badarrows getting ready for a pitch. Too bad curveballs and sliders dont work on Gnolls. Hey, dont step on my foot Olesm! Im trying to comntate here!

But I had a point!

It was longwinded! Go on, shoo! Go comntate sowhere else! Can I get another announcer with ? Selys, get up here? No? Okay then, Ill do it myself! Get lost, Olesm!

Erin heard the sound of fighting from behind her as Olesm and Drassi fought for the magically-enhanced speaking crystal. The Goblins and Gnolls were natural baseball players it turned out. One team because they could run faster than any Human and loved to catch, and the other because they were naturals at teamwork. On the other hand, in the pitch she was umpiring

Horun! Again!

Ylawes bat connected with the ball that Halrac had thrown. The [Scout] wore a displeased expression as the [Knight] rounded the bases. Both his team and Gemhamr had hit every ball that Halrac had thrown and the outfield wasnt good enough to keep up. After he had rounded the bases, Erin called the teams in.

It was Gemhamr and the Silver Swords at bat, and Griffon Hunt and the Wings of Pallass on defense. Halrac had been the pitcher. Erin looked around at the unhappy faces on one side and the smiling ones on the other.

Okay, I think we have a problem here.

Yeah, the problems that Halrac cant pitch!

Shut it, Revi.

The Stitch-Girl glared at Halrac. He looked sourly at Erin.

Well?

Umshes sort of right. Halrac, whats wrong? Youre pitching fast, but the balls keep getting hit. Cant you make them curve or sothing like Badarrow?

The [Veteran Scout] looked unhappy at being compared to Badarrow.

I dont make my arrows curve. I hit the target.

Which is why they keep hitting the ball! All your balls go straight!

You want to pitch? Be my guest! I dont want to play this ga.

Halrac snapped at Revi. She threw up her hands. Bevussa, whod been watching all this with mild amusent, raised her talons.

Hey Erin, we have a problem too.

Whats that, Bevussa?

We have to run for the ball. But why cant we fly? Were the Wings of Pallass, not the feet.

Erin tilted her head.

Yeah, but wouldnt that be unfair? I an, if you can fly

We still need to get the ball. Thats not always easy. And we hate running. Co on, are there rules against it where you co from?

Wellwe dont have many flying people where we co from. Its uh, mainly Humans.

The Oldblood Drakes in Bevussas team rolled their eyes.

Figures. Humans.

Hey! Its not in the rules because it doesnt happen where I co from! Fine! Bevussa, your team can fly. Halrac, Revi

Ill pitch.

The other adventurers looked around as Typhenous raised his hand. The old [Mage] grinned and stroked his white beard as Erin stared at him.

You? But uh

Im quite hale. And I think I can resolve this. Why not let try?

Suits .

Halrac tossed the glove at Typhenous. Erin eyed the old man apprehensively. He looked as if hed break an arm throwing the ball too hard. The other team certainly thought so. Earlia chuckled as she took up the bat, swinging it hard enough to cut the air. After all, her team was a bunch of forr [Miners] and she swung a warhamr in battle. She shouted at Typhenous who was inspecting the hide-wrapped ball.

Get ready to duck, old man!

He looked up and smiled at her. Erin prayed Typhenous wouldnt get hit. She waved as Bevussa and her team took to the air.

Okay, play ball!

Typhenous lifted the baseball. He didnt hold it like a pitcher and Erin saw that he had no idea how to grip it properly. She was just about to shout at him when the ball levitated up in his palm. Erin paused. She saw Earlias eyes widen. Typhenous made the ball spin in the air and levitate around his palm. Then he looked at Earlia and grinned.

Oh shit.

The ball drifted up and Typhenous pointed a finger. He spoke.

[Wind Blast].

The air around him exploded. Erin felt the wind slam into her as the ball shot from Typhenous finger and struck Revis glove. The Stitch-Girl hurtled backwards with a shout. Earlia stared blankly at the space in front of her.

Foul! Thats cheating!

Erin waved her arms as Revi got up, cursing. Typhenous looked puzzled as Erin ran up to him. He leaned on his staff.

Why would it be cheating, Miss Solstice? If a team can fly or use natural abilities and other players can use Skills, why can I not use a spell, at least to move the ball around?

WellbecauseI an, Skills arentno one can hit that!

Hey! I can hit that! Give a few swings and Ill nail that thing!

Earlia shouted as she swung the bat. Erin looked at her, and then at Revi. The Stitch-Girl was massaging her chest and cursing Typhenous loudly. Umpire Erin threw up her hands and gave up.

Fine! But if your catcher cant catch the ball, then the player can still run! Thats the new rule, got it?

Very well.

Typhenous nodded politely to Erin. She turned.

I dont think Revi can handle that ball. Maybe Halrac or Bevussa

Ive got this. Give five minutes with so thread and cotton. Hey, [Alchemist]! Give a hand here!

Revi turned. Erin watched as she and Octavia went together to confer, and then disappeared into Erins inn. In that ti Typhenous practiced shooting balls through the air. They didnt curve or drop, but they moved so fast that Erin was sure hed broken so kind of world record for pitching. She thought that the other adventurers would complain, but they seed to enjoy the challenge.

When Revi ca back, Erin took one look at her and didnt see anything different. Until she saw Revis arms. The [Summoner]s thin, brown arms had suddenly gone on a weight-training course with protein supplents in the course of five minutes. Revis arms were muscular. And bigger. The Stitch-Girl smirked as she took up the catchers mitt. She caught Earlias eye.

What, youve never seen this trick? Stich-People are what we make ourselves. Hey Typhenous, throw a ball!

This ti Revi caught the ball without being knocked over. Earlia swung and missed three tis, as did her other teammate. Dawil got a hitthe impact sent the ball soaring high, right into Bevussas mitt. The Dwarf grumbled as he stopped running to first.

Short legs, flying balls, running to each of the basesthis ga wasnt made for Dwarves! Hey half-Elf. Ill catch, you throw. Got it?

Can you handle the ball, Dwarf?

Falene brushed hair out of her face as she took the mound. Dawil grinned.

Depends on whether you can make that ball fly faster. Co on, hit the glove! Unless youve not got more magic than Typhenous in you?

The half-Elf smiled coolly at Dawil. She levitated the ball up, flicked her finger, and sent a burning fastball into Dawils mitt. A literally burning fastball. The heat from the impact and Dawils cursing as his glove and beard caught on fire made Erin flee.

Foul! Thats illegal, Falene!

You damn pointy-eared pyromaniac! Ill crap in your bag of holding!

The Dwarf hurled the ball back at Falene. She sniffed, levitated the ball up, and looked pointedly past Dawil.

Is this ga comncing or not?

She struck out Bevussa without a problem. And then Typhenous, who had problems telekinetically wielding the bat. And then Halrac ca up to bat. He watched the first two balls whiz past him and then calmly struck the third.

The impact made the [Scout] wince, but the ball flew high overhead. It was a pop fly, but neither Ylawes nor Gemhamr were prepared for it. Halrac ran to first as Falene looked up

Then the ball swerved in midair and flew over to tap Halrac in the back. Again Erin had to yell.

Foul! Again! You cant grab the ball with magic, Falene! No arguing! Thats one step too far!

The half-Elf sighed as Halrac took first. Next was Revi. She got a hitmainly from luck, and the ball went soaring. The Stitch-Girl still groused as she ran, though.

Argh! I forgot how heavy these arms are! This is why I dont wear muscle that often!

Erin smiled. The ga finally looked like it was going well! And the audience was loving it. Normal baseball could be fun, but watching Falene make the ball stop in midair and float back to her, and then argue with Erin whether that was legal or not? That was fun.

And it wasnt just one team, either! Gnolls and Goblins and the two adventuring teams aside, there were other standouts as well. The Antinium Soldiers were slower than most and they had to use the special bat Erin had commissioned because of their odd hands, but they were as coordinated as the Goblins. And when they ran, the Players of Celum got out of the way. And they seed to hit a surprising number of balls quite perfectly. And so of their catches were perfect. Almostmiraculous.

Yes, I am praying for good fortune.

Pawn admitted freely to Erin as he sat with a bowl of popcorn by his side. Yellow Splatters was signing to Purple Smile at bat. Erin stared at Pawn. The Worker paused.

Is that illegal?

Um. Well, no. I think a lot of fans pray when their teams playing. I just never thought it would work. I uh, I think its okay since youre playing. And the Antinium are sort of at a disadvantage so yeah. But dont you think its a bitI dunno, not worth praying for?

Pawn tilted his head.

Why would I not pray? Is there so fault for doing so? It is not like prayer is a limited resource. Is it?

Noyou know what? I think Im in the wrong here. Keep on praying! Good luck!

The first rounds of gas ended with so predictable outcos. The Gnolls beat the Goblins, due to superior fielding and the Hobs being the only ones who could hit far, although it was close. Griffon Hunt and the Wings of Pallass beat the Silver Swords and Gemhamr in the end. Both teams had [Mages] for pitchers, but the Wings could catch the balls that were hit. And the Players lost to the Antinium to no ones surprise.

Alright! Change it up! Well have new teams out there! Flawardens get to play! Oh, and the Horns want a shot at things! Looks like people from Celum want to playhey, is this going to be a grudge match between Liscor and Celum? And the third pitch can behow about a kids ga? Mrsha, Grev, get so teams together!

The second round of gas heated up fast. Literally. Erin wasnt umpiring the kids gathat was Olesms job since Drassi had taken over announcing.

Mrsha up at bat. Shes so cute. You know, she was the one who helped save the Gnolls in the dungeon? Fact. And, by the way, she likes being scratched behind the ears. Only, dont do it unless she asks because thats very private for a Gnoll. You know, that reminds of an encounter I had with this Gnoll guy back when I was a [Receptionist] working at the Adventurers Guild. Until I got fired that wasoh, look, Mrsha hit the ball and shes running! Go Mrsha! Shes going to second base

Erin was umpiring the ga between the adventuring teams. The Flawardens were on one side with so Drakes and the Horns and Vuliel Drae were competing together, to their mutual displeasure. anwhile, the citizens from Liscor and Celum were trying to outdo each other in a heated match overseen by Halrac, who was a natural umpire. His keen eyes and sunny disposition ant that no one argued with him and he could call every pitch perfectly.

However, it was the shenanigans of both adventuring teams that had Erin ducking for cover, sotis literally. She started with Keldrass team.

You cant set the balls on fire!

Why not? Its just a bit of fla.

Yeah, but it could hit soone!

Thats what healing potions are for. Besides, thats a walk, rember? This is just foroptical advantage.

Fine!

The flaming fastballs that Keldrass served up were one thing. But then Ceria got the bright idea of trying her own take on it. Her first frozen fastball shattered into a thousand pieces.

No shrapnel! No ice balls!

Ceria looked embarrassed.

Sorry, Erin.

She threw a regular ball and one of the Drakes hit it into the air. Ksmvr ran after it as Pisces used his [Flash Step] to blink after the ball. But he didnt get to it first. Ksmvr leapt into the air, so high he looked like he was flying! He caught the ball and threw it down to Pisces who threw it to first base. Erin gaped until she rembered Ksmvr had the Ring of Jumping. Naturally the Flawardens protested, but Erin overruled them.

Thats legal! You get to set balls on fire, he can use his ring! And Pisces can [Flash Step]! No buts!

It was when the Flawardens had a pair of runners on first and second that Erin began coughing. She saw smoke drifting from two of the Oldblood Drakes and saw Ceria coughing. She waved her arms.

Stop blowing smoke!

Its part of our ancestry! Dont be racist, Human!

Shut it!

Besides that, the ga really was fun. Neither team was a powerhouse, but they had their own tricks. It actually took Halrac stomping over to help Erin with one problem. He pointed at Pisces who was patiently waiting on second base.

Foul. Illusion spell!

The image of Pisces vanished and he appeared, sneaking over to third base. Erin actually ruled that as legal, and the Drakes began poking Pisces to make sure he was really there whenever he was on base.

Of course, it wasnt all just fun. Yvlon accidentally retired one of the Drakes on the opposite team when she smacked a ball straight into the side of his head. He had to lie down and Bird of all people was roped into playing. He did well in that he stood patiently in his position in the outfield, until a fly ball flew towards him. Then he raised his bow and shot it. Bird caught both ball and arrow. Erin waved her arms.

No using weapons!

But she was enjoying herself. The second round of gas ended with a victory for the Horns mainly due to Pisces ability to run faster than anyone else, a victory for Celum mainly thanks to the Gnolls, and Mrshas teams victory. That was because of Grev, whose ability to get his team to steal bases won most of the points.

You know, theres a rule that if you hit the ball beyond a fence its a ho run no matter what. And I think you cant keep stealing bases forever, but I could be wrong on that.

Erin addressed her teams of players. They stared at her blankly. Relc grinned.

So? Its more fun this way. Hey, lets play another ga! Liscors Watch vs Celums Watch!

That was received well by the Gnolls and Drakes and poorly by Celums Watch. Klbkch, whod opted not to play, cocked his head and spoke calmly.

I believe that ga would be indefinitely long, Relc?

What? Dont you have faith in us, Klb old buddy?

I do. I lack confidence in the opposing teams ability to ever strike us out.

Hah!

No, no more sides! Were all tired and Im running out of sausage-dogs!

Erin raised her voice to prevent a fight from breaking out. She took a deep breath.

I think what we needis a championship.

That got everyones attention. Erin pointed at her first pitch, which was filled with trampled and dirty pillows.

Heres what Im thinking. First, we expand the pitch. We make all the bases twice as far apart. Maybe even a bit more? Because the ball goes flying and you lot can run fast. Then, we make two teams. Not of one side or one adventuring team. Of the best. We take the best eighteen players and make two teams. Dream teams. And whichever side winsgets a prize.

Whats the prize?

Erin had no idea. She cast about, and then had it.

Cake! And ice cream! Ill make so right after we get back!

Half of the players hadnt ever had cake or ice cream or even knew what it was. But the other half did and that settled it. The next part was arguing over who would be in each team. Everyone wanted to join in. Jelaqua was quickly selected, as was Moore, although the poor half-Giant hadnt hit a ball in a ga yet. Jelaqua betrayed her earlier mockery of Moore by insisting he be on her team.

You can be catcher, Moore! We need soone to catch Falenes balls. Shes on my team, by the way.

Yellow Splatters found a place on the opposite team, as did Relc. Pisces was nominated, as was Ksmvr for his jumping ability, and Bevussa was the only one of her team who got a spot. Halrac joined much to everyones surprise, as did Dawil despite his grumbling. Ylawes wasnt picked, much to his unhappiness. Seborn and Ishkr found themselves on opposite sides and with a few more picks that Erin didnt know by na, the teams were ford. However, there was one spot left and Erin filled it herself.

Headscratcher gets a place!

So of the people from Celum loudly objected, but Erin overruled them.

He can hit the ball as far as anyone else! Hes on the team! I say so!

The Hob gave Erin a stunned look. She only smiled and waved at the Goblins who were sitting far from everyone else. The audience from Celum grumbled, but they fell silent as the teams took their places. It wasnt Liscor vs Celum and it wasnt adventurers vs Goblins. It was two teams, filled with all kinds of people working towards a common goal: cake. With extra frosting.

That wasnt to say there werent sides. Erin could hear betting in the background and Olesm was conferring with Jelaqua on strategy, perhaps in exchange for so of the rewards if her team won. Erin also had to interrupt Octavia, whod been making a killing selling enhancents to each team.

No potions! I want a clean ga! Dont make shut you down! Is everyone ready?

Both teams looked up. They nodded at Erin and she turned. The playing field was occupied by so of the audience who wanted to throw around a ball. Erin raised her voice.

Alright, the final ga is going to begin! Clear the field or youll get hit! All Mrshas must leave the field at once!

Mrsha, who had been playing in the grass, looked up. She gazed around, realized she was the only Mrsha and gloomily left the field. She perked up when Lyonette offered her a cool drink. Erin was making a small fortune on food for her audience, although her regulars hadnt paid. Yet.

Okay! I will be your umpire! Drassi will comntate! Now, please welco our two teams! At batuhTeam A!

The audience cheered as nine players took the field. They were Halrac, Relc, Yellow Splatters, Bevussa, Falene, Dawil, Ishkr, a Gnoll and Wesle. The other team, Team B, took to the outfield.

Jelaqua, Seborn, Pisces, Ksmvr, Headscratcher, Moore, Keldrass, and two Drakes threw balls to each other and shouted good-natured insults at Team A. They grew still and the audience sat forwards as Erin looked around. The wind blew and the sky turned orange as Erin raised her hand.

Play ball!

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It wasnt a ga youd see on Earth. And perhaps that didnt make it baseball. There were a lot of rule violations, arguing over the legality of hexing your opponents or creating snares out of boneor just plain cheating. But Erin thought that was what made the ga so great. It wasnt baseball. It was magic baseball. And that ant there were only a few dull monts.

Each ti Falene shot a fastball into Dawils waiting glove, the audience groaned. She made just hitting the ball a challenge! And she could make the ball wiggle around in the air like a snake, even vanish! The only person who could hit her reliably was Pisces. All he had to do was tap the ball and take off and he was practically impossible to catch. His [Flash Steps] were as useful on the offense as defense and only Relc could keep up with him.

But that was the thing. When the Gecko of Liscor hit the ball it flew far. And he could sprint around the bases so quick that the only way to get him out was to catch a fly ball. However, he was only one powerhouse on his team. Team B had Jelaqua and Headscratcher. Even Dawil and Yellow Splatters could not hit the ball nearly as far as those two.

Erin hadnt predicted it, but the gas quickly beca a battle between excellent defense and offense. Team A had Bevussas wings, Ishkrs catching ability and Halracs eyes. Not to ntion Falenes magic pitches. On the other side, Team B had Jelaqua, Pisces, Headscratcher, and Seborn.

At first he was the underrated player of Team B. But after the second ti he stole a base, every eye was on him whenever he got onto a plate. It wasnt easy. Even when you watched him, Seborn could slip away into the shadows. And catching him?

Its a hit from Jelaqua! Seborn is running, butoh no, Dawils got the ball and is at ho plate! Seborns running back, but now Ishkrs covering third base!

Drassis tone was excited as Seborn found himself cornered between the Dwarf and Gnoll. He ran back as Dawil threw the ball to Ishkr, turned back, found himself naced by Dawil who had the ball, and wavered. The two closed in as Seborn stood on the baselines. The Drowned Man dodged back as Dawil ran at him with the ball, took two steps back, and then flipped over Dawils head. He sprinted down to ho base as the crowd roared. Erin was on her feet.

Safe! Safe!He never left the lines! That was amazing!

The baseball ga went back and forth. 0-3. 1-3. 7-8. 10-16. The final inning was 18-18 and everyone on their feet. Halracs team was first at bat. The [Scout] glared at Jelaqua as she tried to walk him. He eyed the ball as Jelaqua threw it to Moore a good six feet to his right. On the third pitch, Halrac threw the bat. It smacked the ball out of the air.

Every eye turned to Erin. She gaped for a second and then waved her arms.

Its good! Go, go!

Halrac ran. He slid to first, and a sacrifice fly from Relc put his team on second base. Their next hitter, Ishkr, struck out. But the ga entered the last round with their team in the lead. And fortune didnt favor Team B at first.

Halrac caught Pisces sneaking bases. And Keldrass just couldnt run fast enough to get to first base. Jelaqua swore as she hit her way onto second base. She waited there as the next batter took his position. Moore looked close to tears as Falene smiled and levitated the baseball up. He had yet to hit the ball and his team had two outs. He looked sadly at Jelaqua and she shook her head.

Just hit the ball, Moore! Get on to first base and Headscratcher will do the rest!

Jelaqua shouted at Moore. The half-Giant swung his bat as Falene smiled and waved. The crowd was cheering.

Moore! Moore! Moore!

Skystrall! Falene! Skystrall!

Throw the ball, half-Elf!

Dawil roared at Falene from behind the safety mask he was wearing, which was, in fact, a helt. Falene nodded.

The first ball hit Dawils mitt so fast that Erin barely saw it. Any suggestion of Falenes taking it easy on Moore vanished as Dawil threw the ball back. The second ball curved under Moores bat. The audience groaned. Moore shook his head. He looked around, visibly bracing himself for boos. Then he caught sight of the little white Gnoll sitting in Lyonettes arms. She waved at him.

Maybe it was the power of Mrshas silent cheering that did it. Maybe it was Pawn whispering a prayer. Or maybe it was just Moore. But as the third ball ca screaming down the plate, he swungand connected.

It hit!

Erin leapt to her feet. Falenes eyes went wide. She turned as Dawil threw down his mitt. Moore stared and then began running. He moved slowly, but it didnt matter. The ball flew through the air as if gravity had forgotten about it. Erins jaw dropped as it flew through the air. A hundred feet, two hundred, four hundredsix hundred? She couldnt guess. But the ball was just a speck in the air. No one could catch it.

No one but Bevussa. The Garuda was in the air as the ball flew. She had the mitt in hand, but she abandoned it as the ball flew. She shot after the ball like blue lightning. The ball was falling. Bevussa dove towards the ground, talons outstretched.

Shes gonna crash!

Drassi scread. The ball felland Bevussa snatched it out of the air. She raised the ball as everyone in the field shot to their feet. Erin cheered, and then saw Moore staring with a lancholy smile at Bevussa. He waved a hand and turned as the Garuda flew back. And then he saw Jelaqua charging at him.

That was amazing!

The Selphid tackled Moore in a hug. The audience flooded the field. The ga was over, three outs, 19-18. And it had been Moore that hit the losing shot. But what a hit! The half-Giant found himself at the center of a crowd that was wise enough not to try and lift him on their backs. He smiled helplessly as they surged around him, laughing, talking, cheering Bevussa, the players, and the ga.

What a ga.

Erin stood in the field afterwards. The ground was muddy and broken feathers from one of her pillows were spread about. Wherever she looked she saw muddy, dirty people. But smiles. Erin looked around and grinned. She saw Mrsha riding on Moores shoulders, Bevussa drinking from a cup that never ran dry, and Headscratcher standing among the Goblins as they surrounded him, cheering their hero. Erin smiled and turned to Ceria. The half-Elf smiled at her.

A nice day?

A nice day. And a good ga.

The two smiled at each other. Erin held out a hand and Ceria placed sothing in it. A baseball. Worn, dirty, the hide cover torn off in one spot. Erin stared at it.

Baseballs sort of fun, isnt it?

Just a bit.

Erin nodded. She tossed the ball up and down and then shrugged.

I still like chess better. Hey, you wanna eat dinner?

I thought youd never ask.