In front of , the unicorn is vomiting non-stop. Poor creature, it can't even enjoy my heavenly singing and is getting sick.
I just hope it will feel better soon. Wolfie is still laughing on the side. What about showing concern to a friend? Hum, then again there is that kind of friendship too.
When friends beco even closer friends it becos like that sotis.
I rember I used to joke around in the sa way. Sly remarks and insults going on all the ti, but we would have been there for each other in case of need. That was true friendship. Then again, I don't rember anyone specifically. Maybe I saw that on a show or sothing.
What should I do? I get closer to pat its back. It looks at and I give it a reassuring smile.
This is the warmth between individuals, truly comforting and .
*BARFFFF*
Okay, turns out kindness is not gonna cure anyone. I obviously ain't a doctor.
If only I could do a quick web search to know what to do in such a situation!
ActuallyI doubt it would be helpful.
What to do when your unicorn is sick?
I would open a tab for every result, and it would be along the lines of:
-Unicorns aren't real?!
-Have you tried turning it off and on again?
-Your unicorn is pregnant!
- Hardcore midget p. wait no! This a previously opened tab.
I look at it carefully, the belly seems normal. Definitely not pregnant.
Could it be a case of food poisoning? What do unicorns even eat? Moonlight and rainbows?
Now that I think about it this unicorn can talk, I should probably ask it.
[How are you feeling? Do you know what is happening to you?]
"THIS IS OBVIOUSLY BECAUSE *BARF* OF ...*growl* actually never mind."
Why did Wolfie interrupt?
[No, it's fine I want to know just tell . Maybe I can help!]
She glances at Wolfie.
"Actually, I just ate sothing bad don't worry about it. I will be fine in a few minutes."
Guess I was right about the food poisoning.
And thus all of us patiently wait. I pet Wolfie in the anti and finally take a leak. Not at the sa ti obviously, even if I do enjoy multitasking.
The unicorn's breathing is now steady, and she seems fine.
[Oh yeah what about the test you wanted to pass, how was my song?]
*BARFFFF*
[Are you alright?]
"Yes, I'll be fine soon."
[Sooo, is it true that unicorns' horns are worth a fortune?]
"T-that, y-yes slightly."
[What can one even do with that item?]
She glances at Wolfie.
"T-that...it can be used to make weapons and so healing dicine. But why do you want to know that?"
What's with the wary look I'm just asking casually.
[Nothing just wondering. So where did you guys et?]
"We used to work together. It was a long ti ago. The world was truly different back then"
[What do you an the world was different? Can't be that long ago, Wolfie is super young no?]
"Wolfie, young!? What do you an*cough cough* Yes of course! It was a few years ago."
[Gotcha haha. You are officially the first unicorn I ever et. It's kind of cool. Wait does this sound racist?]
"I'm not sure what you an. It is also the first ti I et a human quite like you."
Hum, true I am quite dashing and handso. Or maybe I have an otherworldly vibe around ?
Kinda like that MC aura but without the obvious plot armor. You know isekai and all.
[Oh right, do you have any embarrassing story about Wolfie? *glowing eyes*]
"That I have a few . stories but none are embarrassing."
Oh, was worth a try. Why does the unicorn glance at Wolfie before answering every ti?
Don't tell she is scared of Wolfie badmouthing her to the Wolf King? Might be it haha.
Actually what if Wolfie has so dirt on her. You know acting as a deterrent. If one opens its mouth the other will follow. Yeah, probably it. Kinda like nuclear weaponry, acting like a deterrent and all.
[Oh yeah, what are you doing here? We are heading to a cool city to have fun.]
"A city to have fun? With Wolfie? That soundsentertaining. I was just wandering around when I caught the aura of soone I knew and decided to visit is all."
Damn talk about sounding mystical. Recognizing soone by their aura. Wait, doesn't that kinda sound like a pro-stalker move?! Then again, this unicorn doesn't seem like a bad person, eh..horse.
"Alright, you have my blessings. On that note I will be on my way, I wish you guys the best."
[Alright! Sa to you! Oh yeah, do you want to sing you one last song before you go?]
"*BARFFFF* Thatno I will be fine."
[What happened?!]
"I just rembered a horrible moryI'll be on my way now."
[Alright take care! Try not to eat weird stuff by the roadside again!]
And thus she leaves her gait unsteady and shivering. As if running away.
Then again, it's probably my imagination. Of course, it is hard to walk in a pond. Of course, the night can be cold. The running away part can be explained easily by the mory of whatever it ate here.
*Sigh* If I had so cooking tools I could have baked so pie for it. Sha.
Oh well.
I return to the camp. This has been a peaceful and fun night. The leader is there awaiting .
"Hey, where have you been?"
[Just went for a walk. Oh yeah how often does one et a unicorn around here?]
"A unicorn? Never."
[Guess I got lucky then haha. Is this an on of good luck for the upcoming days? Must be it!]
"You t one?! I've never had such an opportunity!"
[Yep, it even requested to sing for it. Sadly it had food poisoning so it couldn't enjoy my singing.]
"Aren't unicorns creatures that don't need to eat?"
Creatures that don't eat? That's not possible. Then again didn't he just say he's never personally seen one?
[Naw, that's obviously bullshit. They are clearly horses that are cooler and have an aweso horn. Of course, they gotta eat.]
"Makes sense."
[Of course, it does haha.]
As I lay my head on my wolf-pillow I can sohow still hear it snickering and laughing. Guess it is rembering funny stories about her friend.
For so reason I get the feeling tomorrow will be amazing.
Yes, will be my lucky day for sure!
Reviews
All reviews (0)