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Join the Unnad God Sect! We know how to have fun!
Join the Unnad God Sect! HAIL THE SECT!!!
Join the Unnad God Sect! We are an upright organisation (kinda)!
Join the Unnad God Sect! Bully random monsters!
Join the Unnad God Sect! No matter our numbers we are legion!
Join the Unnad God Sect! We have pie!
Join the Unnad God Sect! Getting stronger one training montage at a ti!
Join the Unnad God Sect! The sectmaster is insane!
Join the Unnad God Sect! Screw the Lunar goddess!
Join the Unnad God Sect! We have poker! Mostly deathless too!
Join the Unnad God Sect! You know you want to!
Join the Unnad God Sect! We have the cutest deer!
Join the Unnad God Sect! We are clueless!
Join the Unnad God Sect! We are OP AF!
Join the Unnad God Sect! We learn to endure pain! A bit!
Join the Unnad God Sect! We don't even bother to na side-characters! Actually
Join the Unnad God Sect! We have drinking parties!
Join the Unnad God Sect! We have a lucky iron hilt!
Join the Unnad God Sect! We have popstars!
Join the Unnad God Sect! We go against the world!
Join the Unnad God Sect! We defy the gods!
Join the Unnad God Sect! We take long walks in disaster zones!
Join the Unnad God Sect! We play fetch!
Join the Unnad God Sect! We can barbecue yo!
Join the Unnad God Sect! We be dodging like bosses!
Join the Unnad God Sect! We have Wolfie!
Join the Unnad God Sect! We play hide and seek!
Join the Unnad God Sect! We dream big! And weird!
Join the Unnad God Sect! Everything is filler! Does that make none of it filler then? Or still all?
Join the Unnad God Sect! We explore the world!
Join the Unnad God Sect! We are business savvy!
Join the Unnad God Sect! We have cool mbers!
Join the Unnad God Sect! We have cookies! (Zombie here, pie still #1 tho)
Join the Unnad God Sect! We have gold-plated palaces! (Zombie here, real gold)
Join the Unnad God Sect! We have beer for mino. (Zombie here, omitted)
Join the Unnad God Sect! We have lolis!
Join the Unnad God Sect! We'll treat you well! I think!
Join the Unnad God Sect! We have an assortnt of classical music!
Join the Unnad God Sect! We have Sky-chan and Snow-chan!
Join the Unnad God Sect! We'll give you pills!
Join the Unnad God Sect! What kind of motto should I use anyway?
Join the Unnad God Sect! We're crazy!
Join the Unnad God Sect! We have fresh at?
Join the Unnad God Sect! We have a local adjutant who hosts Mozart parties!
Join the Unnad God Sect! We have the Unnad God!
Join the Unnad God Sect! E6 is a simp! (Zombie, not related to any existing bot)
Join the Unnad God Sect! Free tazers!
Join the Unnad God Sect! Get cookies! What we already used that one?!
Join the Unnad God Sect! We have dragons!
Join the Unnad God Sect! We have killer bunnies!
Join the Unnad God Sect! We have cheese!
Join the Unnad God Sect! We have penguins!
Join the Unnad God Sect! We are a danger to public morals!
Join the Unnad God Sect! We shitpost A LOT!
Join the Unnad God Sect! We have talents!
Turns out lenny faces do not count toward word count. Surprisingly or unsurprisingly.
I was gonna post so lenny faces and call it a day.
Then say sothing in the author's note about how this chapter took a long ti to write and lots of effort.
Then I was gonna publish another one right after with so real story developnt.
But not to screw up my word average I need to input so random content like so.
Do you know how many sect mottos it takes to completely fill up a chapter word count?
The answer is a fuck-ton. Like seriously.
Then I kinda started to make so Lenny face art.
In the beginning, I managed to successfully spell out Zombie 69 ! with Lenny art.
It looked aweso!
It also only worked on the mobile version.
I decided to modify it to work on the web version also.
Then guess what? It looked aweso on the web!
But also stopped working on mobile.
It played a bit with it then gave up.
Now you can only see the art on mobile. Oh well.
So turns out between making the (seemingly) easy art and writing various sect mottos this chapter has legit taken a long ti.
I wanted to troll you guys a bit (for giggles, no harm intended as usual)
Turns out I trolled myself A LOT.
This has been the first 100% goofy chapter of The Unnad God.
Hope it made you guys chuckle, even a tiny bit.
By the way, so of these mottos were made by friends. How it goes is you start with Join the Unnad God Sect! Capitalization is important of course. Then you pick one characteristic that represents you well online. The various animal mottos were mostly made by people with said animals as a profile picture. Sa with the cheese guy. Who uses cheese as a profile pic, like really.
Next chapter coming out real soon.
Stay tuned!
Zombie,
The ultimate shitposter!
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