A big toe in a white room! What madness is this?!
It looks exactly like the one I saw in the box. Is this the god realm? This shouldn't be. Forgar could only temporarily bring there using his very cool magic statue.
Wait, no. There is no divine energy in the surroundings. Is this so kind of illusion? I should be immune to that. Ah, actually what if this toe is legit from so god?!
That would anI know! It's because of divine energy! The elf that tried her illusion spell on was using mana for sure. I guess it takes divine energy to even bypass my protection. This ans two things:
-I'm pretty safe on the Earth Realm overall
-I'll be in danger should I go against a godor a relic perhaps?
Now is this ...thing even sentient? Only one way to know.
[Yo, how are you toeday?]
No answer. Ah, then againa toe doesn't have a mouth
[Soo I toetally ca here by accident. How do I get out?]
Maybe it can show the way? I know it can hop at the very least. That is a good sign. That's when it cos near , remaining unmoving.
The sll is pretty bad. How long ago was it last washed?! A god of Order having bad hygiene? Wouldn't that be laughable? How long ago did the so-called sacrifice happen anyway? That is when cos out a guttural voice.
"Y-you!"
[You can talk?!]
"Y-you remind ..."
[Yes?]
"Y-you remind of a hateful "
[Just finish your sentence already!]
"Y-you remind of a hateful fellow, from the past"
[And?]
"Crush.."
[What?]
"Crush!!"
That's when it jumps sky high! Oh crap! I dash away! If I remain here, my entire body will beco flatter than a loli! I'm panting but I do manage to awkwardly evade, throwing myself on the ground.
"Flatten!"
[Give a break already! It's our first eting ever!]
"Stomp!"
[Hey, screw you! You big slly fat toe!]
"anie! Bou-hou!"
[Why. *Dash*. The. *Roll*. Hell. *Slide*. Are you the one complaining?!]
God, I hate this thing! How do I defeat this enemy? I don't even have a weapon! Actuallywhen did I ever have a weapon?
I need so kind of way to fight back. How does one even hurt a toe? I need a furniture corner! Except the whole place is completely empty. How am I even supposed to?
That's when I feel my necklaces thumping on my chest. Wolf fang or hilt trinket? I value Wolfie's one more! I grab the hilt and watch carefully the creature. At first, I had lots of trouble but I'm slowly getting used to its bounces.
It's always the sa distance every ti. Well, this toe is obviously lacking a brain. That's the only reason I'm even thinking of fighting it. Otherwise, I'd be running away already. Now I need to get the timing perfect.
I picture my legs becoming stronger. So much that I will be able to dash even faster than before. Maneuverability-wise it will be bad, but I don't care. I am aiming for a single straight line.
Then I see it slowly get down, trying to squash ! Now! I fly up with incredible montum. I'm oriented perfectly at the right spot.
What do you get when you apply a monstrous force using a small tal hilt necklace as a lever right under a toenail? It gets yanked off! Also, LOTS of pain!
A river of blood starts flowing.
"It hurts! It hurts so much! AHHH!"
It is screaming extrely loudly, sohow. It falls on the side and stays there, shivering in pain all the while. Now what? Ti for the finishing move!
I charge at it. Then I charge the strongest punch of my life.
[Falcon Super-Punch!!!]
I can feel the flesh under my fist getting reduced to mush. I can feel the rippling of the entire thing. Even more blood erupts akin to a geyser.
"ARGH! Bully! Villain!"
Right, says the thing that tries crushing people cause it feels like it. Talk about the pot calling the kettle black!
[Alright, let out of this place already!]
"*Sob sob* Bad guy! Evil man!"
[Cut it out! I just want you to let out!]
"*Sob Sob* Vile! Vile man!"
You know what? Screw this! This fool doesn't deserve any rcy! I should be magnanimous because it is obviously retarded? Hell no! This thing could have very well killed !
I go back in there and I keep punching! So much that my hands start hurting! So much that I get completely drenched in blood! So much that the very beating produces enough sound to overco the creature's cries!
Just as I'm wondering how long this will last, I finally see the entire white realm start to ripple. Then it dissipates.
I open my eyes. In my hand, I have a bloodied left big toe, one without a nail. Oh god, what happened in there was real?! What would have happened had I died ?!
That is when I hear a scream.
"Y-you! What have you done! This is a piece of the god of Order himself!"
For the very first ti, the man that accompanied here shows emotion. He's panicking and looks angry. You're welco dude haha.
[Don't worry about it. It was obviously a fake. I talked to the thing. It was a being that didn't deserve living. Idiotic and destructive, the worst combo.]
"Y-you..!!!"
Well, I'm not expecting him to understand. He was brainwashed after all. Accepting it is not easy for him. It would be admitting that all his years of efforts were completely in vain. There might also be so aftereffects from the enemy's magic.
The only thing I don't understand is how it was able to do such a spell with its lacking cognitive functions? Ah, perhaps sothing instinctive? Maybe a mory only the full body should have had but sohow.I don't know.
[It's for the best. You'll see.]
"L-let go! Now or!"
I need to be thorough. I squeeze tightly. The weakened toe becos a ss in my hand. The flesh separates from the bone. It then slowly becos lifeless. Losing all shine it had previously. So long asshole haha.
[Hehehe! No one sses with The Unnad God Sect!]
*Crack, Crack*
Waitwhat's that sound? That's when a hole opens under my feet! *FALL*Oh crap! I can feel the wind from my acceleration. I see the stone bridge above becoming smaller and smaller.
I may have fucked up! What was down there again?!
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