[Move out!]
Where are we moving out? Direction humongous cockroach!
Cos a mont in the life of a man. or cockroach when one needs to face hardship directly without cowering. This mont has co.
We rush toward it while screaming. Officially it is to intimidate it, but honestly, I'm just trying to bolster my own courage. I order my roaches to charge straight at the mana fluctuation.
It is an all-you-can-eat buffet! Well, if a buffet was defended by so apocalyptic overgrown monster of course. Seeing us, it simply slaps hard.
[Disperse!!]
Goddamnit, they did it like champs but even then, there were casualties. Can't be helped. Gotta keep going. Alright, they are getting close enough. Now I just need to attract that creature.
[Hey big guy! See this?!]
Ti for so well-placed illusion magic! All of them look toward angrily and charge.
The big guy is slower initially due to its size, but after a few seconds to get going it gains ground extrely fast thanks to its giant long legs. Every ti I cancel my magic, they rush back toward the mana fluctuation.
Coming toward ? Long aggro period, the big guy approaches faster.
Leaving? Short stopping of said aggro so the creature cannot reach peak speed to go back.
Of course, there are a few teleporting roaches on but who cares. I'm simply alternating between the spell being on and off until finally, we are away from everything.
Now, I simply need to run, and run I do! Kiting ti baby!
Have you ever had a mont of laziness in your life? Where you have trouble moving forward? Where even taking a step feels hard? Well. it's not now! Whenever I turn around, I see this abominable creature right on my ass. Then I suddenly feel motivated once more.
Yep, this sure is a beautiful thing. Of course, it doesn't just run after . It also tries to reduce to at paste by coming closer.
The thing is every ti it's about to reach I simply stop my spell. Then it suddenly rembers that there are invaders directly in its base. That gets it going back real fast.
But as soon as it takes the first step I. yep, illusion magic. The worst is that this creature seems to be relatively smart. It clearly understands that I am rcilessly toying with it.
It becos angry, well even angrier, and it starts barraging with acid. It looks smug when it sees it all land on . a little less when I exit without a single injury. Hehe, as if a tiny little acid could hurt !
My defenses are over 9000! Honestly, it could just stomp under its foot and even if I survive, I wouldn't be able to get up. It could also just grab and throw super far away. You know, like that team that was building a rocket with a talking cat or sothing? I don't rember where I saw that
The more it goes, the more it is enraged. At so point, it decides to grab rocks and throw them at .
[Hey! That's my technique! Copycat!]
Then again, I'm pretty sure it has bigger concerns than how I call it. Like it's house getting vandalized right about now.
Now, how are we on the cockroach evolution project? This is actually really easy to check. I keep the monster following , this ti I head back. Then as soon as I'm in visual range
*Sound of teleporting cockroaches. *
Yep, they are moving around dishing a flurry of attacks. All are still aiming for my crotch for so reasonC'mon guys! Anyway, I carefully inspect them. Their coloration has changed a tiny bit but other than that no progress.
[Go back and play! Go be free! Illusion ti is over!]
Then I start running again. In a small mont of clarity, the huge creature bellows loudly.
In its scream I can hear distress, pain, rage, helplessness, sadnessYeah, don't ask how. I swear I have trouble displaying clearly just one of these!
This thing would be able to win an Oscar if it played a bullied character. Anyway, I keep going with my red-eyed follower in tow.
I feel like I could totally protect cities using such a tactic! Ah, wait. This ability of mine affects everyone. Making them all want to kill , no matter the cost.
At so point, I'm so bored that I start creating abstract art. You know how the creature is spraying with acid? Well, I use said acid to position myself precisely.
I'm sure from the sky it would all look like a majestic.eh never mind. Even I am not sure what it is. Now, why is it still using that attack knowing it will fail? Because I'm getting kinda good at dodging rocks.
Let's just say it seems to be spraying acid like a human would cough blood. Just a way to vent. I keep doing this for a while.
I run for so long that I annoy myself by singing. Cause yeah, I decided to sing that one war song.
I run for so long that I have forgotten what it is like to walk, sit, lie down, or even crawl.
I run for so long that my hair is getting long.
I run for so long that I have found the aning of being human, anything but this.
I run for so long that I have forgotten why I was even running in the first place. But then the behemoth behind screams and it jogs my mory haha.
I keep driving by and every ti I am disappointed. How hard is it to evolve!... Says the normal human. Yeah, might be hypocritical of a bit.
*Insert ti skip of who knows how long, I totally lost track as I keep telling you. Like seriously at this point I'm thinking of using the creature's steps as a clock. It goes BAM, BAM, BAM! Each making the sturdy ground tremble you know*
After an undefined duration of ti, they are finally done evolving. You know what this ans?
I'm getting the fuck away from here! Yours truly is out!
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