So what should I tell him once he inevitably fails?
Should I just go: Better luck next ti!?
Should I convince him to go to a nearby forest with ?
I feel the unicorn could help beat up, hum ta a monster. Should I just try to find a way to make so money?
I still have so funds that are supposed to co from the sli subjugation. Normally it wouldn't be much but we did take care of a king sli so it might be actually rewarding.
Should I just recomnd he change his career path? I could introduce him to Zero. I'm sure after training even the clumsy he'd be fine training anyone.
"It fucking worked this is amazing!!"
What should I do, so many options
"Hey, are you listening?!"
What is it? I'm busy thinking of
"It worked!"
What?!
There he stands.
The sli is bouncing right next to him playfully.
[How?!]
"I did exactly as you told ! How did you know about it?"
[Oh, just a theory of mine. No need to worry about it.]
I an I was obviously bullshiting right there. What are the odds of it succeeding?! Could this whole thing be similar to the placebo effect?
Wait, what's the contrary of placebo? Usually, that would be fake dicine working because people believe in it and it improves their morale.
In this case, it was the opposite. A true technique was failing because people were thinking it wouldn't work.
Ah, I don't know anymore.
"This is amazing! How do you know so much about slis?!"
Should I act as a profound expert?
[Boy, I have seen and defeated more slis in my life than any other tar in existence.]
In gas mostly.
One ti I was farming a super rare drop from slis. It took 3 years to get it at the ti. Are 3 years of effort worth it to get a costic sli hat with absolutely no stat at all? Hell yeah! It had cute googly eyes too!
I had my whole character set to look like the most badass evil dude ever! The goofy sli hat was the cherry on top. Well, it was blue and not red. Otherwise, it did look like that fruit even literally. He looks at with compassion.
"You have been forced to clear sewers often it seems. I understand. If I make it big, I won't let you starve."
What is this dumbass imagining?!
[Keep your sympathy! I'm a goddamn dragon slayer I'll have you know!]
The pity in his eyes deepens.
"Of course you are buddy. Of course, you are."
Hello, 911 I'd like to call an ambulance! Who needs help you ask? My friend! Get here quickly! He's about to be beaten black and blue by yours truly!
That is what I'd be saying right now back in the old world. Then again, this earth realm is more lawless. I could totally push him in the sli pit and be like whoops.
Do you need my help, perhaps? Then I could save him only when he agrees that I'm a real dragon slayer.
"Why don't you try taming one too? Oh waitI didn't an to."
Yeah, he'd probably just die too fast in a sli pit. Better not. I guess I could try it. Not with mana, of course, but with divine energy. While obviously weak I feel like a sli could be useful. I face one.
[How should I do this exactly?]
"I just kept sending the ntal ssage that there would be nice food if it followed ."
[Gotcha.]
Circulate divine energy. Check. Visualize the food part. Establish a connection with the sli. Then slowly try to make it accept .
What is this? I can feel sothing. As if there is another consciousness touching mine. This one is weird. It feels strange. So simple.
I can feel an obsession with eating. Now to seal the deal. I can feel it working! I can fucking feel it working! This is amazing! With this, I too will be a tar.
*POP*
What was that sound?
The sli in front of my eyes burst. It pops like a balloon. Goo splatters everywhere. This is quite possibly the worst way to go. Oh god, I killed it!
NOOOOO!
You will be forever rembered Sli A. The first sli I tried to ta. The first sli to die a tragic death because of . I was so close.
"I guess it doesn't work without mana control. Welp, I guess you tried at least. If you want, I can recomnd a sword instructor I know. He might be able to train you."
That's my line! That was my backup plan to cheer you up! Ah, this is bad. It seems divine energy is not sli-friendly. Either that or my control is not developed enough as he said.
Still, this is weird, these guys all talked about the dangers for the master. Why did no one ntion that a beast can just explode?
I guess they mostly don't care. They see these creatures as only tools. I am different! For , they are either food or friend!
This one sli was supposed to beco my friend. RIP: rest in many pieces. This is such a tragedy. What about all the slis we killed previously? That was a job! A job I tell you!
I guess monsters can be foes too. As long as we try not to be wasteful with materials it's fine.
"Don't worry, you can slowly try it again later. Maybe you'll get it at so point."
[You are right. Maybe I just need to practice more. Then again is it worth it to spend so much effort on slis?]
"Definitively not!"
[Ah, this sucks.]
"Cheer up. Earlier I was truly depressed, but now I'm alright."
[Ah, you are right. It's all thanks to too! Aren't you glad I brought you here after all?]
"I anit kind of was your fault I failed the taming in the first place..."
He's got a point. Still
[Eternal Ice himself said so! That it was your fault for lacking focus! It must be true! HAHA!]
He gives a slight smile.
"Okay, you win. Wanna get out of here? I'm famished! My treat!"
[Nice! Wait, weren't you broke?! Were you lying to ?!]
"Of course not haha. Just follow and you'll see. This is gonna be aweso!"
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