There seems to be sothing wrong with the guard's ntal state. Who can bla him?
Not . While I do have divine energy to protect my body he has none of that. Of course, it would be a traumatizing experience. He got really close to the king sli.
Also, he probably thought he had lost . But here I am! Standing proud, tall, and naked!
This must be a rollercoaster of emotions for him.
[Hey man are you alright?]
"Stay away!"
Right, I forgot to say no homo. What a conscientious guy.
I don't really care about that really. If you ask two grown n hugging each other naked doesn't make them gay at all. Everyone needs affection. Actually, even if they were it wouldn't matter either.
I rember that one guy on social dia that was getting lots of hate for saying that doing it with a man doesn't instantly make you gay. Sothing about there being many potential reasons. Sotis people want to try it and it's fine.
I truly believe that we need to get rid of these stigmas that plague our society. Well, the old society I have no clue how this one works. But I do have a dream that one day we will be able to tell others nice complints without being weird and all. I still rember that one friend that got mad when I praised him. What is supposed to be offensive in: nice cock bro!?
Anyway, he seems to be trying to get away from my naked self.
Ti to use the speech skill!
[Don't worry about it. The sli is gone. Everything will be alright. It is only you and I now. Do not worry!]
And he starts panicking even more. I'd hug him to console him but he appears shy.
"W-why did you eat the sli?!"
Is this caused by a difference in culture? Slis are not an endangered species at all here so why can't I eat them? Maybe he's never tried it and it grosses him out.
[It tastes surprisingly good you know.]
He looks at wide-eyed. I guess his reaction is normal. I probably looked the sa when I first stumbled upon people eating insects in chocolate. Actually, my reaction was probably along the lines of GIVE CHOCO!
Oh well, can't be helped. People are scared or disgusted about stuff they have never tried sohow. Like anal sex! Yes, I'm still going on about normalizing BL relations IRL. Do I have a hidden agenda? Naw, I just find it funny as hell haha.
[Relax and take a deep breath! Not too big, however, we are in a sewer!]
Right, how the hell does this sewer not sll horrible?! This is sothing noteworthy. Can you believe it?! I barely can and I'm sitting here.
This begs to question why doesn't everyone here get a dostic cleaning sli of their own?!
This is really a great mystery of life. Greater than what a king sli was doing here in the first place. I'll deal with that one later.
Especially knowing how great of a massage they can give. Perhaps that last one requires divine energy.
Let see. Possible cons to taming a sli:
1. It is weak as fuck. It will not defend you if robbers try to break in. Chances are it will go *piupiu* and look at them or sothing. Of course, it could jump on their face like an alien but it probably wouldn't be too effective. Except if you get a few hundred slis of course.
2. It doesn't have a brain at first glance. Perhaps these are hard to ta because of it. In gas, the difficulty of taming a monster is correlated to its level and its attack power. I feel like IRL chances are that the easiest to ta monsters are the relatively intelligent ones but not too smart either. Not smart enough and it will eat you instead of the food that you are offering it. Too smart and it will enslave you.
3. It seems to want to eat everything without distinction. Could you imagine having pristine figurines worth a ton only to have them get eaten by a sli? I can and it is the stuff of a horror story.
Of course, I could be extrely wrong. Perhaps it is a cultural thing. For instance what if slis are renowned to only live in sewers. Wouldn't having one in your ho tell people how trashy you are? This could be similar to how so cultures always use the sa hand to eat no matter what because they use the other to wipe their ass.
In this case, it would be a stigma associated with living with a sli. I feel like I am getting deep into the pondering. Then again from ti to ti elaborating on so random hypothesis is fun.
Hypotheses are fun and all but we should always verify those. Hopefully, he will know.
[Say, why are slis not used as cleaning pets in people's houses? It seems to that it could work.]
I can't wait to hear the elaborate explanation as to why
"Too many people got eaten in their sleep."
Oh god. I was off. Way off. Could you imagine a dog owner getting eaten by his pet? I think it happened already in the case of starving animals and animal abuse.
[But what if the sli is fed daily then it would be fine right?]
"Slis are always hungry. Always!"
This is scary! Don't tell slis are the embodint of gluttony?!
If that is true there is sothing I don't understand.
How the hell are these things beginner monsters in all gas and stories!?
Why?!
I feel like this is so kind of big conspiracy. Sowhere in the demon realm, so sli demon lord is getting stronger day by day. Making people believe it is weak. Then it will raise an army and conquer then devour the earth realm whole!
Or sothing I don't know I'm just daydreaming.
*ROAR!!!*
What is that?!
That did not sound like the sound a sli would make!
Whatever is coming sounds angry and scary!
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