As I exit the portal a wolf and a unicorn dash in my embrace.
This is getting out of hand. Wolfie is small and fluffy, but what's with that horse?! Then again it did save too.
*Hugs and pets*
It's crazy how even the ones that can talk are not immune to patting. I guess what feels nice feels nice no matter what. I guess they don't have the sa pride as humans. Or perhaps humans are simply shyer about their quite normal desires.
Everyone longs for affection in a way. Could you imagine a world where humans would go see strangers hoping to get petted? I an it would work for a cute girl for sure.
Still, as I'm laying in a world of fluff, I am seriously considering how dumb most of the isekai stories are. This is what real life looks like. A wolf and a horse. Where are the cute girls?! Nowhere!
Well, there was Luna, but I have no clue what she's up to nowadays. For all I know she's already forgotten .
I really wish I had the power to see the description of my life right now. Like so godly power, you know.
*Checks tags hoping there is no NTR in it*
But I cannot. So I will have to rember my ti with her as a fond mory and hope for the best.
As I pet the two of them, they seem to almost be fighting for my affection. Like I have two hands. why is there even an issue in the first place?
Taken out of context I would almost seem like so Harem protagonist haha.
[Alright, I'm glad to see you two! How about we keep going? Maybe we can find so village on our way. We could perhaps hunt so ga and borrow so kitchen for a bit?]
Wolfie seems pleased! That is because I am a master of the barbecue! (At least it's costible) Only issue is I don't have my cooking boar. I really wonder what the others back in the forest are doing at the mont. What about Zero? Is he still training? I also wonder where the rcenaries and the first elder went.
Maybe I'll et them all again one day. Hopefully. We start walking toward our destination. Good thing I have a map with detailed directions! I start walking confidently. Who knows what the future will bring but I .
*AWOO! *
What's up? Wolfie is pointing to the map I am holding, then pointing in the opposite direction I am walking. Oh
I look at it attentively again. Then I look at Wolfie. Then at the surroundings. Yep, she's right I was indeed heading the wrong way. I do a 180 degrees.
I start walking confidently once again. Who knows what the future will bring, but whatever it is I will brave it with Wolfie! Oh, and also the unicorn that is for so reason following behind . Well, whatever I guess .
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And thus we hit the road again. Still, no Jack to be seen. Surprisingly, from ti to ti, I hear the unicorn in the back humming that one war song.
You know how it is supposed to be sung with gusto and as loud as possible? Well, sohow she does it with a crystal clear voice and in a low volu making it really creepy.
It sounds like the hummin of an angel. Except when you listen to the lyrics, it is all describing atrocities. This is oddly disturbing but also kind of epic. So kind of ASMR from hell.
What kind of monster did I create? She used to be a normal sweet unicorn, but now she is all edgy. Oh well, it is too late. Probably won't matter. Edgy is not as weird in a fantasy world. There are legit demons wandering the land, probably?
So with so questionable background music, we keep journeying. Until appears a bunch of rchant carriages. About 10 of them, pretty big, with guards surrounding them.
Of course, the usual clich caravan trope. We will talk to them, then we will agree to work in exchange for so food and to accompany them on their travels.
Then at so point, so bandits or monsters will attack. Then we will shine and step up to the defense!
Then will co the usual acclamation chapter. The one where they praise us to the moon, but of course I would remain humble and all.
I feel like the one doing the heavy lifting would be our unicorn friend. She is legit powerful. I've seen her trample skeletons. Very much like a bulldozer. A graceful one that cos with background music included.
Oh wait, we have a unicorn with us. No way they will underestimate us. Maybe we could make so money acting as bodyguards.
Ti to look like a hidden expert. I slowly walk up to them without saying anything. So guard hollers at .
"Who the hell are you! Why are you trying to sneak in our midst?!"
[What sneak up? I'm just walking.]
So corpulent middle-aged man with colorful clothes cos out. He gestures to the previous man.
"Don't worry I'll handle it."
Then he turns toward .
"We don't want beggars here, so please stay far away from us. Should you co nearby we will consider you a thief and get rid of you. If you keep following us, we will consider you so bandit scout, chase you and gut you open. Is that clear? Next ti a vagrant cos nearby just beat them up directly."
He seems satisfied and hops in a carriage. What the fuck. What happened to be kind to others? What about human decency?! But seriously, are they perhaps retarded or just blind?
I am traveling with a damn unicorn! I look at my companion that looks about to head over there and rip them to shred. I very much believe she can do it easily.
[Whatever let them be. They are idiots. Blind ones at that!]
But seriously why did they think a vagrant? Would a vagrant have a unicorn and a wolf?
Oh wait, I kinda lost most of my clothes a while back while fighting the bone dragon.
Wait have I been pretty much naked this whole fucking ti?!
Fuck ....wait not literally!
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