Lin Zaozao, who had suffered defeat from the system, hurriedly covered her nose and ran to the side of Zhao Cai and Jin Bao.
After sitting on Jin Bao's back, she gestured for them to run quickly.
As soon as Lin Zaozao sat on Jin Bao, Zhao Cai and Jin Bao swiftly dashed forward.
These two little wolf pups were also overwheld by the foul sll outside.
Well, when she was in the Falling Water Village, the power of her consecutive earth-shattering farts was so strong that it surpassed even nuclear weapons. Now, it was a collective release of farts by a hundred thousand people, plus the sound of pants being pulled down.
Not passing out from the stench could be considered a testant to her good physical condition.
They ran for quite a while until they couldn't sll the odor anymore, and then Zhao Cai and Jin Bao slowly stopped.
But just a few seconds after the two wolves and Lin Zaozao got off, the stench swept over them again.
"Oh my goodness! Jin Bao, run faster! I'm going to die from the sll. This stench is even worse than a nuclear weapon."
So, Lin Zaozao didn't care about the presence of Ji Fantian and the others following behind her; she continued to order Zhao Cai and Jin Bao to run quickly towards the front.
When Zhao Cai and Jin Bao, with Lin Zaozao, finally ran out of the military camp, the stench still clung to them.
Oh my goodness! There was no way to live like this.
Heaven above, she felt like throwing up.
Now, she finally understood the feelings of Ji Fantian, Ye Yi, and the others in the Falling Water Village who didn't even feel like having breakfast because of her consecutive earth-shattering farts.
In such a stinky environnt, even a normal person couldn't eat.
That fellow Xiao Taohua, the inventor of this farting dicine, how could it be so powerful! The dicine the system gave her at least faded the big black spot on her face.
As for the farting dicine invented by Xiao Taohua, besides being stinky, she didn't know if it had any other effects.
Just as Lin Zaozao was lost in thought, she felt that the stench beca even stronger.
Oh my goodness! She couldn't survive the stench.
So, Lin Zaozao covered her nose, wrinkled her brow, and buried her head deeply in Zhao Cai's fur.
But what happened next!
Zhao Cai and Jin Bao couldn't stand the stench anymore, so they simply abandoned Lin Zaozao and ran towards the outside of the military camp.
"Hey, hey, hey! Zhao Cai, Jin Bao, you two wolf creatures, take with you when you're running away!
You ran away and left here to sll the stink, that's too much! Zhao Cai! Jin Bao!"
The more Lin Zaozao shouted, the faster Zhao Cai and Jin Bao ran. In no ti at all, they disappeared without a trace.
"I swear! When Lin Wuwu and Lin Wanwan co back, I'll definitely complain to them.
I knew you two wolf things would abandon your own master just because of a little stench."
As soon as Lin Zaozao finished speaking, Zhao Cai and Jin Bao turned back from a distance.
However, what surprised Lin Zaozao was that their noses were covered in mud.
"I swear! You two are too clever! How did you co up with the idea of saring mud on your noses to block the stench? But, won't it be uncomfortable for you to have your noses filled with mud?"
Zhao Cai and Jin Bao responded to Lin Zaozao with disdainful looks.
"I can't believe it! Zhao Cai, Jin Bao, can you both understand what I'm saying?"
In response to Lin Zaozao, Zhao Cai and Jin Bao nodded simultaneously.
"Damn! You two can actually understand and even nodded in agreent. You're so intelligent. Could it be that you're pretending to be humans?"
Saying that, Lin Zaozao directly fell onto Zhao Cai and started groping around on its body.
"Zhao Cai, where is the zipper installed on you? Let this great immortal see your true form."
Annoyed by Lin Zaozao's actions, Zhao Cai flicked her off its back with its tail.
As Lin Zaozao stood up from the ground, she felt even more convinced that these two little wolf cubs were actually humans, judging by the disdainful look in Zhao Cai and Jin Bao's eyes.
Look at their disdainful eyes, so human-like!
Just as Lin Zaozao was marveling at the human-like Zhao Cai and Jin Bao, Han Ye, Ji Fantian, Xiao Taohua, and Ruo Qiu also ca over.
Curiously, Lin Zaozao turned around and looked at their expressionless faces.
"Han Ye, Fantian little darling, Xiaotaohua, and Ruo Qiu, can't you sll the stench? Your expressions are too calm, aren't they?"
"Zaozao, we have suppressed our breath, so we can't sll the stench," Ji Fantian replied with a smile.
"Can you do that? I don't have any martial arts skills or internal energy. Do you have any way to help block those foul slls? I'm really stinking to the extre."
"Zaozao, without internal energy, there's no way to block your breath," Xiao Taohua chuckled.
"Oh my god! I'm about to pass out from the stench. Even if I can endure it, look at Zhao Cai and Jin Bao! They're both sticking out their tongues because of the stench. If it continues to stink, the three of us will all die. We're all young and don't want to die! And being called the favorite pets who died from the stench by others would be so embarrassing. Ugh! I feel like vomiting!"
As Lin Zaozao listened to her own weak complaints and looked at Zhao Cai and Jin Bao, who had the sa expression, Ji Fantian smiled and took out a silver needle from his pocket, walking towards Lin Zaozao.
Lin Zaozao looked at the silver needle placed in front of her and instinctively moved her body backward, asking, "Fantian, what are you planning to do? Although I don't want to die from the stench, I also don't want to be stabbed to death!"
"Zaozao, this is a silver needle. If I prick you with it, you won't sll anything for three days."
"That's so amazing! Then prick with a needle! It's too stinky, and I can't stand it anymore. But Fantian, does it hurt when you prick with the needle?"
"No, it doesn't hurt!"
As Ji Fantian watched Lin Zaozao's response, the silver needle in his hand had already pierced her. In the next second, the overwhelming stench that had been enveloping her vanished instantly.
"Hey! It's quite effective! Fantian, give Zhao Cai and Jin Bao a needle too. Their sense of sll is more sensitive, and I feel like they're about to be overwheld by the stench."
"Okay!"
Perhaps sensing Ji Fantian's goodwill, Zhao Cai and Jin Bao obediently lay on the ground, waiting for Ji Fantian to prick them with the needle.
With a single flick, Zhao Cai and Jin Bao imdiately shook off the mud that had stuck to their nostrils. Unfortunately, the mud splattered right onto Lin Zaozao's masked eyes.
Feeling a sudden darkness before her, Lin Zaozao couldn't help but remove her mask to wipe it clean. After all, if she wanted to refrain from flirting and making obscene gestures at handso guys for the next three days, that mask could really save her life. She didn't want people to say that whenever she saw a handso guy, Lin Zaozao would turn into a drooling pervert.
As Lin Zaozao wiped the mud off her mask with her sleeve, she realized that it had disappeared from her hand. With her cleaning motion frozen, she stared at her empty palm. Slowly turning her head, she saw the mask that Zhao Cai had bitten into two pieces, right in front of Jin Bao.
In the next second...
"Zhao Cai, you damn wolf! What's so good about biting masks? They're not edible!"
Listening to Lin Zaozao's furious roar, Zhao Cai expressionlessly picked up the broken mask and threw it in front of Jin Bao, then arrogantly stuck out his tongue at Lin Zaozao.
"Damn it, Zhao Cai, you shaless beast! You dare to stick your tongue out at after doing sothing bad? I think you're tired of living! Give back the mask quickly! It was a gift from Brother Han Ye. If it's ruined, I'll pluck out all the fur from your body!"
But before Lin Zaozao could lay a hand on Zhao Cai's wolf head, Jin Bao unexpectedly slapped the mask they had broken into pieces right in front of Lin Zaozao's eyes, turning it into crumbs.
It was over. This mask had no chance of being salvaged. It could still be used when it was broken into two pieces and stuck back together, but now that it was reduced to crumbs, how could she repair it?
Lin Zaozao, after seeing a handso guy, would definitely have to flirt and drool. Thinking that there was still a day and a half left before the three days were up, Lin Zaozao suddenly felt that she would lose all her charm in this remaining day and a half.
There was no way to hide!
That was because she was always surrounded by handso guys. Where could she possibly hide? Moreover, when Uncle Zhang captured the enemy army of ten thousand outside the city, she still had to "kindly" show her concern to them!
If she were to et those people with a flirty and drooling face, how could she salvage her image of being wise and courageous, which she had built up all this ti?
Just as Lin Zaozao looked at the crumbled mask, feeling hopeless in this life, Han Ye silently approached the shattered mask that Jin Bao had slapped and carefully examined it.
"What's wrong? Brother Han Ye, is there anything wrong with this mask?"
After glancing at Han Ye's handso and refined face, her eyes uncontrollably threw a flirtatious look at him. Feeling her eyes twitching, Lin Zaozao instinctively lowered her head to wipe the drool at the corner of her mouth.
She couldn't look at handso guys, especially not at Han Ye, this exceptional, handso guy. Because whenever she looked at him, she would turn into a female hooligan, throwing flirty looks and drooling at him.
"Zhuzhu, this mask is made of wolf fur and crushed bones. That's why Zhao Cai and Jin Bao smashed it."
"Wolf fur and crushed bones?"
Lin Zaozao picked up a fragnt and carefully examined it.
"Wolf fur and crushed bones, Han Ye gege, how did you figure that out? No matter how I look at it, these little hairs mixed in the mask are no different from dog hair!
Wolves and dogs are the sa species, right? How much difference could there be between wolf fur and dog hair?"
Before Lin Zaozao finished speaking, she was fiercely slapped on the head. When she turned around, she saw Zhao Cai's disdainful gaze.
"Oh my, Zhao Cai, is there a human soul living in your wolf body? How co you can understand everything I say!
How about we switch roles? You beco human, and I'll beco a wolf? I'm clearly your master, but now I feel like your punching bag."
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