It turned out that no matter who she inherited her face from, she could not escape having a baby face, right!
In her previous life, her face resembled her parents' faces. Because both of her parents had relatively small baby faces.
So when it was inherited to her, both she and her younger brother had baby faces. Her younger brother was still alright, at least he was quite tall, with a cold and stern expression, so even though his face was small, it did not matter much.
But for her! She originally had a carefree personality to begin with, before her transmigration she was of dium stature, and adding that baby face of hers.
Every ti she went out, people would ask, "Little friend, where are your parents? How co you are out here alone?"
Heaven knows, she was already in middle school at that ti.
But now she had transmigrated, how co she still could not get rid of this childish baby face!
"Sister, don't be upset..."
"Xiao Liuli, don't speak, hurry up and feed ."
Hearing Lin Zaozao's fierce roaring voice, under Lin Zaozao's puffed up gaze, Xiao Liuli ate extraordinarily fast this ti.
She kept waiting until Xiao Taohua and Uncle Zhang finished discussing how to disguise themselves to cross Canglan Country’s border, Lin Zaozao’s face was still puffed up.
"Zaozao, we are going to cross Canglan Country's border tomorrow, do you have any good ideas on how to disguise ourselves?" Xiao Taohua asked.
"What disguise, we will just openly go over. Isn't Canglan Country's people trying to catch ? I was originally an over two hundred jin fatso, but now I am a just over one hundred jin little fatty, can we look the sa?
By tomorrow, I may even lose ten jin. By then I will probably be a little thin person, can I look the sa as that lump of at from before?"
Hearing Lin Zaozao’s puffed up voice, Xiao Taohua also knew that he should not talk to her now.
If this goes on, he felt that Lin Zaozao would get angry enough to turn into a little fat ball.
She clearly beca nicer looking and especially adorable after losing weight, but she was still not satisfied.
However, when he looked at Zaozao’s current face, he still liked it very much.
The next day, Lin Zaozao took out the mirror again and looked at her face that had slimd down another size, her mouth pouted to the point where a donkey could be tied to it.
Damnit, the thinner the uglier. That baby face seed to be welded to her face, she could not get rid of it no matter what.
Now Lin Zaozao was wearing luxurious clothing, her face had exquisite makeup, expensive jewelry adorned her body, as she sat in the carriage simring with anger.
Her outfit today was dressed by Xiao Taohua and Xiao Liuli together for her. The Lin Zaozao in the mirror had an adorable baby face that looked even more attractive.
In addition, the makeup that Xiao Taohua specifically applied for her made her entire person look vibrant and cute beyond compare.
Xiao Taohua who sat closest to Lin Zaozao really wanted to hug her into his arms several tis and kiss her pouty face.
Indeed, Zaozao beca cute. Even when she was throwing a little tantrum, it was still cute beyond compare!
Whereas Xiao Liuli and Xiao Taohua dressed up as inconspicuous little maidservants to match Lin Zaozao’s identity, currently sitting quietly by Lin Zaozao’s side.
Uncle Zhang was doing his old job again as a coachman. Dashan and Matchless acted as guards, following closely behind the carriage.
Until the carriage reached Canglan Country’s checkpoint and was stopped, Lin Zaozao’s mood was still gloomy because of her baby face.
When the carriage curtains were lifted by soone, the hot-tempered Lin Zaozao imdiately glared fiercely at the inspecting officer.
"Routine inspection, get off the carriage for checking..."
Before the officer could finish speaking, Lin Zaozao imdiately put down the small copper mirror in her hand. To Xiao Taohua and Xiao Liuli’s surprised looks, she directly walked out of the carriage and said loudly.
"Look look look, what are you looking at? Haven't you seen the likes of I, a peerless beauty before? Both your eyeballs are almost glued to my body!"
Hearing Lin Zaozao’s roaring voice, the officer stamringly said.
"No, no, miss, we wanted to..."
"Want want want, what do you want? Soone as peerlessly beautiful as I is not soone you can want. Let tell you, not to ntion looking, even if you think, it's not allowed.
I’m rich and beautiful, with fair skin and a great figure and long legs. How can the likes of a petty officer like you even dare think of fantasizing."
After saying that, Lin Zaozao was ready to push the officer aside.
But unexpectedly, her hand happened to poke a small hole in the officer's armor, and a drop of blood oozed from her finger.
Lin Zaozao was surprised when she saw the drop of blood on her fingertip. She looked at the dumbfounded officer in surprise, then burst into tears with a "wah".
"Xiao Taohua, Xiao Liuli , your young miss’ finger is severely injured. Wah... it hurts so bad! I'm going to die!
Wa wa wa...I can't live anymore! It hurts so much!"
Hearing Lin Zaozao’s wailing cries, Xiao Taohua and Xiao Liuli imdiately climbed out of the carriage.
When they saw the less than rice-grain sized wound on the tip of Lin Zaozao's finger, they looked at each other speechlessly.
Such a small injury would heal as soon as the wind blows on it...
But seeing Lin Zaozao’s crying expression at the mont, Xiao Taohua still took out his handkerchief, preparing to bandage her.
But before Xiao Taohua could do anything, Lin Zaozao’s voice made his actions pause.
"Xiao Taohua, you want to bandage without applying dicine first. Could it be you want dead?" As soone as precious as I, how can you neglect so much!"
Hearing Lin Zaozao’s roaring voice, Xiao Taohua was just about to take out dicine for her when that officer awkwardly handed a bottle of dicine to Lin Zaozao.
"Miss, you can use this dicine! The effect of this dicine is quite good."
Lin Zaozao imdiately stopped her crying. She took the dicine from the officer and asked doubtfully,
"How much silver did you spend to buy this dicine?"
"One or two silvers!"
"What? Just one or two silvers!"
Hearing Lin Zaozao's suddenly raised voice, the officer subconsciously took a step back.
When he stood still again, Lin Zaozao’s roaring voice ca over again.
"You actually used a one or two silver dicine to treat my precious body. Could it be that you look down upon !?
To tell you honestly, even my dogs who are in charge of fetching wealth and treasure do not use such lousy dicine. Yet you actually dare to attempt to use it on my finger. Are you not trying to profit at the expense of !?"
"Miss, this humble one daringly asks, what do you an by in charge of fetching wealth and treasure..." The officer asked in a constricted and apprehensive voice.
"They're the two puppies my miss keeps as pets."
Xiao Liuli pointed at the two wolf tails peeking out from the side of the carriage.
Xiao Liuli's explanation successfully made the officer's face twitch.
Damn, that kind of dicine that even they hardly beared to use on themselves! And now, even the dogs had better dicine than them.
Before the officer could finish lanting, Lin Zaozao’s voice made the officer feel like his career was about to be over.
"Xiao Liuli, he has injured my precious body, I want to go find his superior right now to tattle on him, make him compensate my dical fees!"
"Young miss, this lowly one still has an eighty year old elder mother, and a few young children waiting to be fed, and my wife has a big belly waiting for to buy rice..."
Lin Zaozao: "......"
"What? My lies have all been seen through right! Stop speaking rubbish, quickly compensate my dical fees!
I’m soone as precious as gold, to be so severely injured by you, how can I let you off so easily!"
As she said that, Lin Zaozao directly lifted her skirt, about to jump down from the carriage. But before she could do anything, Xiao Taohua pulled her back.
"Miss, the young master is still waiting for us. If we don't hurry, we will be late for the old madam's birthday banquet."
Seeing the look Xiao Taohua was giving her, Lin Zaozao shook off Xiao Taohua's hand and glared at the officer fiercely saying,
"How much money do you have now? Hand them all over to now, otherwise I will not let you off!"
The officer looked at Lin Zaozao's outstretched hand, and after thinking about it, still took out the only one or two silver he had on him and placed it in Lin Zaozao's hand.
"Only one or two silvers! Aren't you an officer, how can you be so poor!"
Lin Zaozao bluntly took the money, glared at the officer, then pointed to the carriage behind her,
"Weren't you going to inspect? Then inspect quickly, I still need to hurry on my journey! If you dally, I will let my dogs Invincible and Matchless bite you to death!"
"No need, no need to check anymore. Miss, you, you should leave quickly!"
The official's younger male attendant hurriedly made a gesture towards the companions beside him, signaling them to quickly give way.
If they did not make way, he would lose his job.
Good heavens! How unlucky could he be today! To run into such a delicate and pampered young lady.
With that sharp tongue! That petulance!
If he said anything more, he would likely end up in a prison cell.
"Hmph! Why block my way if you're not going to check! You've made injured. Such a big wound, it's even bleeding."
Lin Zaozao complained as she walked away.
Only when Lin Zaozao was seated back in the carriage, with Uncle Zhang driving the carriage away, did the official's attendant heave a sigh of relief.
Good heavens! If he had known the young lady in the carriage was so fierce, he would not have blocked the way earlier, and lost a month's worth of drinking money.
"Ai! Brother, you said that young lady has such a cute face, but why is her temperant so fierce!"
"You're saying it like you know her. Which woman from Huanglan and Fengshuo is gentle? That young lady just now was fierce, but she does have a cute look. I hope my future wife can be as cute looking as her, I would be quite happy to be scolded by her."
Another attendant said with a grin.
"If you want to marry her, I think you just want to eat farts! With just one piece of jewelry that young lady was wearing, it's worth more than our lifeti's salary. Even in my dreams I wouldn't dare think that way."
"You said that young lady is so wealthy, but she still took one or two silvers from . Do you think she likes ?"
The attendant rubbed his chin, squinting his eyes happily at the thought.
"What is there to like about you? Like that you don't shave your beard, don't bathe, or that worn cotton jacket you're wearing?
Even without a mirror, can't you take a piss and see what you look like, and still say sothing so shaless!"
The other attendant looked at him in disdain, then walked away in another direction.
"Hmph! Weren't we ordered to catch a fat woman? How co after so many days, we still haven't run into that fat woman!" The attendant grumbled to himself.
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