Before the livestream began, countless players were already waiting in front of their screens, the chat flooded with ssages.
Dingdang had turned off the chat. As a new strear, she, like many others, had seized the opportunity to build her career by streaming Genshin Impact.
Maybe she was born for this. Her hilarious misplays created endless -worthy monts, and her popularity skyrocketed as a result.
Now, she was earning over 10,000 yuan a month. Not a fortune, but enough to escape the bottom tier of the industry.
"They say the Supre Bishop will be in today's livestream. Could he be joining the gacha pool next version?"
Dingdang's eyes sparkled, practically drooling.
「If the Supre Bishop joins the pool, I'm whaling!」
「Wipe your drool. Don't scare the Supre Bishop.」
「Doubt it. miHoYo won't release him that easily.」
「I think it's possible. After Xiao and Hu Tao, who else can carry the banner besides the Supre Bishop and the Sect Master? Release Ayaka?」
「Who cares? Just don't Albedo-fy him!」
「Dingdang, why drool? You're F2P except Welkin. Hu Tao's banner drained your Primogems. Got any left for the Supre Bishop?」
"Primogems? I'll just grind for them."
Dingdang scoffed:
"Streaming 24/7 for ten days—can't I C6R5 the Supre Bishop? As my fans, are you underestimating yourselves?"
「666, so that's the grind.」
「Respect. Pray you don't die on day three.」
「If you stream non-stop until 11 AM the day after tomorrow, I'll gift you 10 Skyfall teors.」
Dingdang stread on the Honkai Platform, founded by Elysia and akin to a miHoYo subsidiary. Gifts ranged from Sweet Flowers (0.1 yuan) to Windwheel Asters and Cecilia (1 yuan), with Skyfall teor being the most expensive at 18,288 yuan each. Ten of them ant 182,880 yuan—plus a platform-wide announcent.
"Deal! For the Supre Bishop, I'll do it!"
Dingdang was thrilled—not just for the Supre Bishop (who might not even release next version), but because she knew this bet would skyrocket her fa, regardless of whether the viewer kept their word.
Streaming Genshin was the right choice.
As she psyched herself up, the livestream finally began.
Four chibi avatars appeared on screen, each with a na card:
Lumine
CV: Elysia
Ye
CV: Ye
Venti
CV: Durandal
Jean
CV: Hiko
"Hello everyone! I'm Elysia, the voice of Lumine, the Honorary Knight of Favonius. Did you miss ? If not, I'll cry~!"
"Hello, I'm Hiko, the voice of Jean, Acting Grand Master of the Knights of Favonius."
"Durandal, Venti's voice actor."
"Ye."
「Shorter by the second.」
「Elysia, I missed you!!!」
「Ye's VA is Ye? Is this a prank?」
「So the Supre Bishop's na is Ye? Nad after his VA?」
「Like Astrea being nad after her VA, Rea?」
「Don't slander Huohuo! She's way more timid than Rea!」
"Today, we're honored to invite the most mysterious voice actor on Earth—soone even miHoYo staff have never seen. Let's welco the Supre Bishop of Fontaine's VA, Ye!"
As Hiko spoke, Elysia and Durandal clapped.
"Welco, welco!" Elysia giggled. "No one might believe this, but we've literally never t him. I'm starting to think he's the real Supre Bishop! Your thoughts, Supre Bishop?"
Ye replied calmly: "You guessed right."
"Wow, really!?" Elysia gasped dramatically. "Everyone, let's welco the Supre Bishop to Earth!"
「ALL HAIL THE SUPRE BISHOP!!!」
Of course, no one took this seriously—except Ye, who never lied.
"Unfortunately, I'm not on Earth. I'm still in Teyvat... and currently in ropide for accidentally offending Lady Furina."
"Uh... how?" Durandal stumbled, thrown off-script.
"Because I said Lady Furina's chest is padded."
Durandal: "...…"
Hiko: "...…"
Elysia blinked, then quipped: "How? She's flat to begin with. If it were padded, there'd be sothing!"
"You sound like Charlotte. Luckily, you're not in Fontaine, so you won't share her jail cell."
"Charlotte? Who's that?"
"A reporter from Fontaine's Steambird."
Hey! Voice actor, stop creating characters and assigning us work!
Hiko cut in: "Alright, let's focus! The next version's highlight is Mondstadt's Windblu Festival. Don't ignore our Anemo Archon!"
As the stream returned to normal, Kiana—Genshin Impact's producer—scribbled notes excitedly.
"Steambird reporter Charlotte? Perfect! Another character added!"
Beside her, i looked heavenward, thinking: This ga is dood.
PS: Fontaine Mini Theater
Wriothesley: "Supre Bishop, per our deal, I bet you'd last six months. Yet here you are the next day. Care to explain?"
Ye: "Bla Ms. Charlotte here. It's her fault."
Charlotte: "My fault!? You're the one who brought up that topic!"
Ye: "You asked. I answered honestly."
Wriothesley: "I'm ruined. I convinced others to bet six months to bankrupt the house. Now the house wins again."
Wriothesley: "Compensate my losses, Supre Bishop. I followed your advice and even split profits with you."
Ye: "Fine. I'll cover your losses. My fault."
Wriothesley: "Just joking! Wouldn't want to trouble you..."
Ye: "No worries. I'm the house. Pocket change."
Wriothesley: "..."
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