Chapter 237: Seven Realms Bring You Comfort
Translator: Lam Editor: Hitesh
Lin Fan was going through the items in his storage. There had been a number of toys accumulated within them, quite a few from his robberies. But they had yet to be put to use.
For example, the items he had robbed from people like Ni Mantian, the Yan Emperor et cetera.
A couple of decent graded armors, a pair of Dragon Phoenix storage rings and a bunch of other stuff.
‘Ding...congratulations on discovering Heaven Lower graded skill ‘Blood Sea.’’
‘Learn?’
Lin Fan flipped the pages of Blood Sea’s manual. This was a corrupted and evil skill. To master a skill like this, one would not achieve it from just cultivating hard day and night. The main source of energy for a skill like this was blood itself.
Even though at the peak of this ability, one could be reborn from just a drop of blood, this skill was just too evil in Lin Fan’s point of view. He wondered who it was who created sothing like this. If he had t such a person, he was sure he would teach this guy a lesson.
But then again, rebirth through just a drop of blood...How goddamn strong was that?!?
Forget it. A skill was a neutral thing that knew no right or wrong. For a righteous person such as Yours Truly, Yours Truly could definitely bring this skill onto the right path.
‘Learn.’
‘Ding...congratulations on learning Heaven Lower graded skill: ‘Blood Sea.’’
‘Ding...Blood Sea Level 1. (0/10000)’
Lin Fan tried to sit down cross-legged and enter cultivation state. But indeed, Blood Sea was a mysterious skill which didn’t gain a single drop of experience points. It seed like it was indeed different from other skills and could only be replenished by blood itself.
Even though Lin Fan had learned Blood Sea, the manual would not disappear just by itself. Lin Fan continued sorting out the stuff.
Finally, looking at his sorted storage, Lin Fan let out a smile.
Dozens of armors, one manual, dozens of f*cked up pills, a pair of Dragon Phoenix rings, a pair of Blood Dragon’s Horns and a drop of Purple Horned Dragon’s Essence Blood.
Even though these items may be treasures in the eyes of others, to Lin Fan, they were comparable to trash.
Especially a skill such as ‘Blood Sea’, what a corrupted skill to exist in this world! Leaving it in the world would be an injustice to the masses. ‘Let Yours Truly incinerate it then.’
‘Heaven and Earth Slt.’
Just then, the Heaven and Earth Slt within Lin Fan’s mind opened up as Lin Fan contemplated for a mont if he should really do this.
Lin Fan did not want to think too much about it as he tossed all the items into the slt.
This slt was a legendary item for crafting. There was nothing in this world it could not slt down. After tossing in the items, the potential results lined up in a row for Lin Fan to choose from.
Lin Fan could not be bothered about any of the equipnt. Too many options caused him to be dizzy as well.
‘Slt as you please.’
ROARRRR!
The slt closed its door as the smoke dragon coiled itself around it once more, breathing out fire above the slt.
Towards this slt, Lin Fan was filled with both love and hatred. Even though he had gained quite an amount of experience points for his ‘Eternal Demon Body’ after entering it the other day, it was an unbearable and torturous pain. To soone like Lin Fan who undoubtedly loved the pleasure of having comforts in his life, that was a process too darn cruel and painful.
But that was only because he was forced to the edge of life and death by that spirit. But now that he was at peace, there was no need to him to go to such extremities to level up.
Lin Fan waited patiently as the dragon continued coiling itself while the slt roared, wondering what was happening inside. Lin Fan waited in anticipation, wondering what sort of legendary equipnt he would create this ti around.
The slt vibrated, and a beam of light shot out abruptly.
Lin Fan’s heart was nearly in his throat by now as his face was filled with anxiousness.
‘Shit. Had sothing gone awry?’
Back when he had crafted the Nine Five Legendary Brick, he didn’t get any reaction like this!
Was it because he had gone rusty after not crafting anything for a long ti, and he couldn’t craft anything any longer?
Lin Fan waited with bated breath, waiting for the notification from the system.
‘Ding...congratulations on crafting a legendary equipnt.’
‘Whew, f*ck !’
The mont he heard the notification, Lin Fan almost fainted from the relief he felt.
He had not expected it to succeed this easily.
‘Was Yours Truly blessed by Lady Luck? To be able to craft legendary equipnt one after another.’
This happiness ca way too suddenly, but Lin Fan needed to hold it in.
‘Ding...owner’s luck is extrely high.’
‘Ding...congratulations on crafting a oneti use legendary equipnt.’
‘Seven realms.’
Lin Fan was taken aback. Oneti? What did that an?
A golden beam then shot out from within the slt. Lin Fan controlled his excitent, as he had to see clearly just what sort of legendary item this was.
But when Lin Fan caught sight of the legendary equipnt, he nearly puked out all the blood in his body.
What the...
Feeling it in his hands, Lin Fan was stunned wide-eyed as he heard the description from the system.
‘Sophisticated web surface creating a silky smooth sensation. Embedded with pretty floral designs in its dents. But don’t look down on these floral designs! They are essential for the sake of a high absorption rate! Comfy side cushion guards to pamper your delicate skin while its exquisite materials provide an enhanced experience to ensure a snug fit!’
Just what in the world was all this? What’s this? What’s that? What?
Lin Fan felt like crying at this point.
All the equipnt he had dumped in, all for a...sanitary pad?!?
‘Seven realms?!? WHY NOT CALL IT A BL*ODY KOTEX? SO PERABLE YOU COULD BREATHE WITH IT?’
Lin Fan was almost in a state of frenzy. No matter how he thought about it, he would have never expected this outco. Was it because the system knew that he was having too good a ti recently and hence it played this trick on Lin Fan?
But this joke was not funny at all. No. No. No.
‘Ding...Legendary Equipnt Seven realms. Able to cause death from norrhagia. Can only be used on females. Disregards cultivation base. Oneti use.’
‘Activation phrase: Seven realms bring you comfort.’
...
F*ck...what the flying f*ck...?
Lin Fan stared at this all so familiar looking piece of equipnt with his mouth agape. He had thought that the system was pulling a prank on him. To think that it would be so darn strong!
Even though the looks of it seed sowhat indecent, Lin Fan was extrely excited over its power.
Disregarding cultivation base... Death from norrhagia.
These six words were enough to represent everything.
But what was up with the activation phrase, seven realms bring you comfort? Bl*ody hell, shouldn’t it be seven realms cause no leakages?
But to think that if he were to ever get into any trouble with so woman whose cultivation base was beyond godly, all he had to do was to send this sanitary pad flying towards her face, and it’d wrap itself down there and cause her to die of norrhagia. The thought of it was extrely satisfying.
Lin Fan placed the seven realms carefully back into his storage. This would be a powerful weapon for him in the future.
But what Lin Fan did not understand was the chanics of the Heaven and Earth Slt. Just what sort of requirents did it have for a legendary equipnt to be crafted?
This was puzzling.
Based on the current situation, seed like he would need to take so more ti exploring this slt.
Ever since he had been busy with training up his cultivation base, he had neglected the slt almost entirely. Seed like it was ti to buck up with it.
Just then, he heard so noises from outside the cave. Lin Fan frowned and pretended to sleep.
He was waiting to see just who it was.
Translator’s Thoughts
Lam Lam
Hi guys! A few explanations for this chapter. So, regarding the Dragon and Phoenix rings. They co as a pair because in Chinese lore, the Dragon and a Phoenix cos as a pair where males are often symbolized by the Dragon and won by the Phoenix. People describe the king and queen of ancient tis as the Dragon and Phoenix pair. In modern tis, it’s used to describe perfect couples or twins with different genders.
Alright, now for sothing interesting. Why’s the activation phrase ‘7 realms brings you comfort?’ In the raws, it’s directly translated to ‘takes you flying’. It’s a tagline from one of the sanitary pad brands. That’s why Lin Fan was saying that it should be ‘causes no leakages’. Alright, so why did I not retain it as ‘takes you flying’? Because it would make no sense in the context. The actual aning of the tagline is closer to sothing like causing great comfort and allowing freedom for the won wearing it. So there’s my explanation! Cheers!
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