Joe found that dealing with Kelly was surprisingly easy once she stopped flaunting her goods at every opportunity. Yes, she had a rotten, greedy, and selfish personality, but that was precisely why appeasing her was so simple. All he and Maggie had to do was to keep providing her with things to consu and shed just do that instead of bothering the two of them. At first they distracted her with a ridiculous quantity and variety of food, courtesy of the yachts restaurant. However, her insatiable appetite and bottomless pit of a stomach proved this could not last until she got off at the cruises next stop in six days ti. Not only was it putting a dent in Maggies savings, but the ship literally did not have enough food for both Kelly and the other passengers.
Thankfully, Joe thought of sothing else she could consu instead. Naly, the thousands upon thousands of hours worth of dia in his personal library. Unlike the visit to Lancaster, the man had rembered to bring a hard copy of all the serials, soap operas, movies, and gas he owned at ho. The yacht had its own local virtual reality network and Kellys host was a British citizen with all the necessary implants, so it was surprisingly easy for Joe to share his personal collection with her. Admittedly not all of the random stuff on offer was to her liking, but there was still enough in there to pacify The Devourer for months. By all accounts, it should have been smooth sailing from that point on.
And yet, as per usual, reality found a way to throw a wrench in that plan.
But shes terrible! Joe yelled. She treated Barry like shite the whole ti and even cheated on him!
Thats exactly what makes her so cool! Kelly argued. She goes after what she wants instead of being tied down to the past like so at puppet!
The two of them were seated on opposite ends of the couch in Joes virtual living room. Both their avatars were digital copies of their physical appearances while Maggies half-human half-eldritch-abomination drifted silently in the background. She was clearly intending to steer clear of this inane argunt regarding Crimson, the main female character of Gone With the Solar Breeze. Drama films like that really tickled the chaotic blondes fancy as they were rife with plot twists. Unlike her sister, she didnt care how forced, contrived, or illogical these sudden developnts were so long as they were unexpected. As for Joe, that sort of thing wasnt really his cup of tea, but that didnt stop him from appreciating the tiless masterpiece in storytelling for what it was. Hence why his and Kellys argunt was getting so heated.
But shes such a horrible person! Joe insisted.
Only by your la standards.
Its not just ! Maggie thinks so too, right Maggie?
Yes! Lets hear what the resident expert on counting to infinity has to say!
Though Kellys comnt was overflowing with sarcasm, she nevertheless looked towards the girl in the corner of the digital space.
I have no strong feelings one way or the other, was her neutral response.
Co on, now, the blonde rolled her eyes. You cant tell you dont have an opinion on this stuff.
I see no reason to treat entirely fictional scenarios with any degree of severity.
Yeah? What if Joe decided to start seeing another woman?
Hey! the man protested.
I see no reason to treat entirely fictional scenarios with any degree of severity.
The unflinching confidence and sincerity with which Maggie repeated herself made her partner blush and her sister groan. With the good mood ruined, Kelly sowhat bitterly gave up arguing over personal opinions and instead focused on the next piece of digital dia to devour. She was intending to marathon Love at First Flight, which was unusual because soap operas werent really her thing. They dragged on way too long and kept rehashing the sa tired plotlines and characters. However, this particular series had linda Sparklestar - the basis for Maggies physical appearance. Kelly was going to pretend that her sibling was actually the main female lead, which would surely result in a spicy bit of entertainnt.
Thankfully for her hosts, The Devourer wasnt as well-versed with technology as The Observer and couldnt do the hyper-speed-watching thing. Shed have to experience every episode in real ti. Or, well, in the four-to-one dilation that was standard with virtual reality. Granted, it was extrely unlikely shed actually commit to watching all 1,104 episodes, but shed binge at least a few dozen before she got bored of the soaps flavor. This gave Joe and Maggie so much needed ti away from their not-exactly-welco guest. They couldnt leave virtual reality since the guy needed to be logged in for content sharing purposes, but they could still retreat to the digital factory hed built for her. Which was precisely what they did.
Finally so peace and order, Maggie said. I didnt think it possible, but Keloghtheryl has found a way to be even more infuriating since we last t.
I dunno, I think I kinda like Kelly, Joe shrugged.
Do you, now? the girl squinted hard.
I an as a person. Like shes one of the guys, you know?
I seem to recall you were quite distressed over my siblings visit.
Well, yeah, but shes not as bad as I thought shed be.
Be wary of The Devourer, Joe. It is a creature of chaos that will lie and deceive to get what it wants.
Oh, co off it. Like you havent hidden your motives behind technicalities and fancy words.
I have the right to maintain secrecy when and if I deem it necessary, but that is not the subject at hand. You are severely underestimating Keloghtheryl.
Thats such a mouthful, he grumbled. Can you just call her Kelly, already?
No. I will not, she remained firm. Nas have power, Joe Mulligan. To those such as myself and my sibling, they are more than just a label. You may have forgotten, but the fact that I permit you to call Maggie is of great significance.
I Yeah, okay. Youre right, I got a bit carried away.
Indeed, it was easy for a simple bloke like Joe to forget that Kelly was an extra-dinsional entity that could rip this ship in half with a thought. One that might have already done so on a complete whim were it not for its cosmic counter-balance keeping it in check. However, at the sa ti, Joe couldnt help but want to insist that Kelly was not as bad as Maggie made her out to be.
Still, I feel like youre too harsh on her, he did just that. I get that she kind of dropped in on us out of nowhere, but thats only because shes lonely and doesnt want to admit it.
Maggie blinked in genuine surprise. She hadnt considered that possibility in the slightest, nor could she fathom how Joe reached that conclusion. However, she knew better than to dismiss it. During their ti together, she had learned the man she had fallen for was especially gifted when it ca to interpersonal communication. His situational awareness was catastrophically atrocious at tis, yet his insight into others personalities and feelings had proven to be remarkably accurate. This was a topic Maggie had always struggled with and desperately wanted to improve at, so she was eager to hear how he reached that conclusion.
How do you figure?
Hear out, right. You keep telling shes this crazy cunt that values nothing and nobody. But since shes co here she hasnt broken or stolen anything, nor has she hurt anyone. Even the person shes possessing is alright with whatever arrangent they have, right?
Indeed.
If Keloghtheryls host wasnt completely willing then there would have been clear tell-tale signs of that, which would not have escaped The Observers notice.
But whoever that woman is, shes in a coma or sothing whenever Kellys around, yeah?
Essentially, yes.
So, Kelly cant really talk to her. I bet she wants to, though. I bet she wants to talk to a lot of people, actually. Shes anti-you, so theres no way she can feel comfortable all by herself for weeks and months. Issue is, shes way too, uh, aggressive by British standards, so she probably doesnt have a lot of friends. Flings, yes, but no real companions. Thats why she wants . Or, well, not , specifically, but the idea of . Like, soone to just be there for her and talk about little things for days on end. Thats why she got into that stupid argunt so much, and why she was so disappointed when it ended. She envies what you and I have, and she wants that sort of closeness to soone else. But she doesnt maintain relationships, she consus them, so she You get what I an.
The girl considered Joes rambling argunt and how she could instantly shatter it with so harsh realities that he didnt know about her siblings past. However, that would also make Maggie seem like a massive hypocrite. She had done so objectively terrible things as well, so of them quite recent. That experint where she threw AzgodKalar off a hyper-scraper was a pri example, but far from the only or most severe incident in her long history. The Observer had learned to care for the tiny serpent since then, and The Devourer was no less capable of picking up similar sensibilities. After all, as much as both of them hated to admit it, there were quite a few underlying similarities between them despite their diatrically opposed natures.
So, rather than destroy Joes optimism with facts and logic, Maggie decided to go along with it.
You make so valid points, she nodded. I admit it is possible I have been too harsh on my sibling. I will attempt to be more understanding in future.
Wait, seriously?
You seem surprised, she pouted.
I an, I expected you to be more stubborn. Thats just kind of how you are about so things.
This is true. However, unlike a certain soone I am not afraid to admit and rectify my flaws.
Wow. Thats your idea of more understanding, is it?
It is, yes. I rely alluded to my siblings shortcomings instead of outwardly stating them.
Joes Maggie-to-English auto-translator interpreted that to an that she was being passive-aggressive instead of actively aggressive, which technically counted as being nicer.
You know what, Ill take it, he shrugged. By the way, sothings been bothering about the way Kelly showed up here. Like, how did she know we were on a cruise?
Because I told her, the girl openly admitted.
You did? But, how? And when? And why?
Keloghtheryl and I occasionally communicate via what is essentially a cosmic ssage board. It is customary in our culture for siblings to keep in touch even though they never get along. And, in a move I now recognize as unwise, I told her about our trip when my consciousness slipped back ho three wormhole jumps ago.
She was, as per usual, dumbing things down for Joes benefit.
Huh. Thats surprisingly sweet of you, actually.
It is?
I an, you were having so much fun on this cruise with that you bragged about it to soone you dont really like.
He grabbed her hand and held it tight.
I know exactly how that feels.
It was now her turn to blush deeply. The lovebirds then went on to silently enjoy each others company while the digital factory around them continued to churn, click, and clang rhythmically. They hadnt gotten many chances to share serene monts like these since Kelly showed up, and they certainly werent wasting this one. It eventually stretched out to almost two hours before they were inevitably interrupted, though not by the insatiable blonde.
Attention all passengers, an automated ssage invaded their virtual space. We will be comncing our scheduled wormhole jump in ten minutes real ti. Our internal VR network will be disabled shortly in compliance with standard safety procedures. We apologize for the inconvenience.
The two of them were naturally a bit miffed at this turn of events, but it was only a monts annoyance. Maggie knew this was coming well in advance and had nothing to complain about, and that bog-standard apology at the end of the announcent was enough to placate Joe. Kelly, however, was far less understanding.
Fuuuuuuck! Why now?! What jackass designed this shitty system?!
The first thing the couple saw and heard upon erging from their shared pod was the blonde having a profanity-fueled temper tantrum as she climbed out of the other VR device in the room. Joe silently and accurately ascertained she was upset because her soap opera binge was cut short. It was hardly the first ti shed had such an immature outburst over having a al interrupted. The guy sympathized with her on this one, though. The first season of Love at First Flight did an amazing job at getting the average viewer invested in the story. It was why he still looked forward to every episode even after a thousand of them.
Its alright, Kelly, he called out to her. We can get you right back to it after the jump, just give it a few minutes.
Ugh, her rage instantly diminished. I know that. It was just getting to the good part.
Oh, you an the one with Brad?
Who?
Yknow, Brad, the doctor that-
Joes words got stuck in his throat as he sensed the overwhelming animosity radiating from Kellys glare. It was so severe that even a deaf, blind, and comatose lobotomy patient could feel it.
Right. No spoilers, he whispered.
That seed to be yet another trait she had in common with Maggie, though the man wisely kept that observation to himself.
Shall we assu the position for interstellar travel? the pale girl suggested.
Fuck. Sure, might as well.
Kelly gave up on complaining about things she couldnt do anything about and plomped herself on one of the cabins armchairs. She pushed a button on her right armrest, prompting several automatic belts to wrap around her ankles, wrists, chest, and waist.
Youre not going back to your own cabin? Joe warily asked.
I an, I could, but, yknow the blonde hesitated. I wanna get right back to it after the jump, so Im staying here.
Maggie squinted hard at her sibling, having discerned that statent as fallacious. She was about to insist that Keloghtheryl leave their cabin imdiately, but a tap on the shoulder and a knowing nod from Joe reminded her of their earlier conversation. Between his Kelly is just lonely, but wont admit it theory and her promise to be more accommodating, the raven-haired beauty decided to let the matter slide. The guy was quite relieved to see her relax her glare, as even he could tell she wasnt being honest. Discerning deception wasnt one of those things he excelled at, but it was almost impressive how blatant that tough girl act was.
Thats fine, he said on the couples behalf. Its not like we dont have the room to spare.
Indeed, the two-person cabin had three more seats that served the sa function.
Whatever, Kelly scoffed.
Joe and Maggie strapped themselves in across from her while she continued to stare disapprovingly out the window. The view beyond it was blocked by the hull of the freighter that was going to carry the yacht to the next leg of its interstellar journey. The pleasure cruiser was secured to the side of the mountainous vessel via a series of enormous magnetic clamps. This was more or less standard procedure since it was uncommon for freighters to have docking bays large enough to accommodate a yacht-class ship. And even if they did, it was often better to hitch a ride externally. Coupling to and then decoupling from the larger vessel was just far less of a hassle than navigating a yacht through a barely-big-enough docking bay. There were no concerns regarding safety, either, so long as both ships onboard computers synchronized their artificial gravity fields.
Joe, Maggie, and Kelly sat in an awkward silence as they waited for the various preparatory procedures to run their course. The guy tried to start up a conversation, but all he got from the blonde were curt one-word replies that made it clear she wasnt in a talkative mood. He gave up altogether after the third attempt and just kind of went into ntal neutral while the minutes ticked by. And then, right on schedule, the freighters wormhole generator started spooling up. The familiar shhhloooorp sound enveloped Joes consciousness and deprived him of all sensory input.
When he ca to, he saw Maggies body had gone on autopilot like usual. Kelly, however, had a much more adverse reaction to getting her consciousness jettisoned. Without The Devourer around, the host had reverted to a noticeably older and horribly disfigured woman. She looked to be in her forties, with so nasty burn scars covering most of her left face. Whatever left that mark on her had also scorched off a significant portion of her scalp, leaving her unkempt ginger hair looking terribly lopsided as it tried and failed to cover the enormous bald spot. Her figure was also far more modest and bordering on malnourished, almost like Joes was when he first t Maggie. Her skin looked exceptionally rough as well, especially her calloused hands. Her narrow fra didnt agree with that provocative red sweater-dress she had on. Without any curves to hold it up, the garnt would probably slide right off her if she stood up.
Fortunately for Joe, there was no danger of that. The woman was both strapped in and unconscious, which was why he allowed himself to stare at her so brazenly. He hadnt really given much thought to who Kellys host was as a person, but seeing the sorry state she was normally in made him feel terrible. She looked like one of those people that fell through the cracks, the modern day hobos that could be found in the millions in all those older colonies. These people couldnt afford anything beyond the bare minimum of food and clothes and lived a dull, monotonous, and probably miserable existence. It was surely no mystery why she agreed to beco a host to a powerful entity that could grant her a new lease on life even if she wasnt exactly conscious for most of it. Granted, Joe was only imagining all this, but he couldnt help it. One of his deepest fears was that hed end up like that soday, hence his previous desperation to find a partner.
His thoughts were interrupted when the strangers face twitched. She opened her eyes, revealing their natural color to be a dull green. They then rapidly shifted to the sky-blue hue of Kellys irises. The rest of The Devourer erged shortly afterwards, taking only re monts for the hosts face, hair, and figure to expand into the blonde bombshell. She gave Joe a toothy grin that sent shivers down his spine, and not in a good way. The bad feeling was further amplified when she casually stood from her seat, instantly snapping all the belts holding her in place. She then took slow, sensual steps towards him.
Joe looked to the still-out-of-it girl to his left before glancing down at his own restraints. He needed to touch her to wake her up, but he couldnt do that while his wrists were bound to the chair. Unfortunately, no matter how many tis he pushed that button, the stupid thing would not release him. Since he wasnt going anywhere - nor would he get far even if he could - the man took stock of his situation and reached a lightning-fast conclusion.
Bugger.
Well get to that in due ti, hun, Kelly purred, but for now Im going to take this slow. I want to really, mmm, savor you.
Kelly, no, he tried to be firm.
Kelly, yes!
She practically jumped on his lap, throwing her hands around his head and smothering him in her cleavage while rubbing her lower end against him. She cooed with excitent as she felt the perfectly natural reaction in his pants.
Kelly! he managed to co up for air. Stop it, now!
And why would I?
You promised Maggie!
I said I would stop trying to seduce you into sleeping with . Well, guess what?
She leaned forward close enough for him to feel her hot breath on his ear.
Im not asking anymore.
That whisper made Joes heart race, though not in a good way. This strange sense of dread he felt was almost as bad as when Maggie got shot, perhaps even worse. He glanced towards the girl in a panic, but her consciousness was still AWOL. Her soulless vessel could do little but stare blankly at him, which only made things worse. His eyes were then drawn to, of all things, AzgodKalar. The tiny serpent snaked its way out from sowhere behind Maggies neck. True to its na, it calmly slithered across her shoulder and then down the length of her right arm, right next to Joe. The man focused intently on the little guy, though it was mostly a desperate attempt to avoid paying attention to the soft hands running all over his upper body.
At first, Kelly was too overwheld with anticipation to notice anything was going on. However, seeing her al pay attention to sothing else snapped her out of it. She followed Joes eyesight and also saw AzgodKalar snaking its way past Maggies forearm and onto her hand. Having reached its destination, the ball python looked right back at her. Its tiny tongue did a blep, after which its tail firmly yet smoothly clicked the button just beyond the girls fingers. Under normal circumstances, all that wouldve accomplished was release the armchairs witless occupant from her safety restraints.
However, what was disengaged werent the straps, but sothing else entirely. There was a loud fwump from the window. This was imdiately followed by a howling rush of air as the reinforced glass plane was sucked into the vacuum of space along with everything in the cabin that wasnt nailed down. Joe and Maggie were fine since they were strapped to seats that were firmly attached to the floor. AzgodKalar had wrapped its light body around its owners slender wrist like a bracelet and was similarly unhard. Kelly, however, was unable to brace herself in ti and was catapulted into the void along with several pieces of furniture. She probably scread her head off, but Joe had no way of knowing since he couldnt even hear his own voice.
A tal shutter covered the hull breach monts later, after which the cabins atmospheric systems pumped it full of air in seconds. Joe could do little but hyperventilate at the sudden and violent turn of events. He was overco by an entirely different sort of panic as his astrohodophobia ca back in full swing. It took him almost a minute to regain enough of his senses to try to unbuckle himself again. This ti the button did its job and released him. Joe was still far too shaken to stand up, but he had enough strength to reach over and vigorously shake Maggies shoulder.
Sure enough, he felt sothing well up in his chest and pour into her through his fingertips, after which the girls vacant eyes returned to their usual swirl of un-light.
Kelly did sothing profoundly stupid, didnt she?
The only response Joe could muster was a frantic, shivering nod. Maggie stood and helped him to his feet, then guided him over to the bed fra. The pillows and mattress were both gone, but projecting new ones through her telekinesis was childs play. The couple sat down on the invisible cushion as the girl did her best to calm and soothe her slightly traumatized partner. Just as her behavior suggested, she knew all of this would happen. That was why she had prepared a little failsafe asure by hacking a few systems, crossing a few wires, and implanting her pet with so instructions. She naturally made sure that no harm would co to any of them, especially Joe. Indeed, her tampering was the reason why his seat refused to release him at first.
I apologize profusely for putting you in that situation, she said after explaining all that. I just wanted to give her a chance.
No, no, I get that, the man said, still shaken. I just, did you have to throw her into space like that? I get that shes a Class-3 or whatever, but the woman shes inhabiting wasnt part of this.
I assure you, my sibling is more than capable of keeping the host safe even in a vacuum.
So shes just going to drift out there forever?!
Absolutely not. She can propel herself with telekinesis. Not fast enough to catch up to this vessel while it is in motion, but enough to reach the nearest inhabited planet in twenty-to-thirty days.
However unlikely, she hoped that her counterpart would use this extended ti-out to reflect upon her actions and learn from her mistakes. Especially her erroneous assumption that she could steal Maggies man. The attempt alone warranted much more severe retribution, but the girl decided to let her off with just this much for her partners sake. The kind-hearted lummox hated the idea of anyone getting hurt on his account, even if that soone had tried to assault him.
Oh Thats thats good, then, Joe relaxed significantly. What about the ship? Wont they raise a fuss since a passenger, uh, went overboard?
It is of no concern. I am currently in the process of purging my siblings presence from all onboard records and the crews mories.
What about our cabin?
Joe wasnt an expert on techno-wizardry, but he imagined having to arrange for new bedding and furniture without raising any questions would be sothing of a hassle.
Im still working on it.
And our luggage?
Lost cause, Im afraid.
Aw, man. My favorite shirt was in that suitcase oh well. Anyway, do you mind if I just pass out for a while?
Not in the slightest.
Maggie tapped her lap invitingly, but Joe shook his head.
Sorry, but I need to be alone for a bit. Ill be in the lounge, okay?
I understand.
Maggies heart sank as she watched Joe leave the cabin with uneasy steps. She wasnt sure what exactly was bothering him, and she hated that feeling. Was it the way she handled that situation that upset him? Did Kellys betrayal of his good faith get to him? Or was his phobia rearing its ugly head after that extre experience? She felt personally responsible for all three possibilities, so her guilt weighed heavy on her. Unable to bear it, she gave into her curiosity and had a slight, subtle peek at what was going on in his head. She normally avoided doing that since she hated spoilers, but she thought this matter was serious enough to warrant a sneak peek.
As it turned out, Joes major concern at that mont in ti was sothing else entirely. Naly, that his natural reaction to Kelly had yet to subside, and he wanted to take care of that. Feeling strangely embarrassed and ashad at herself, Maggie withdrew herself from his mind entirely and focused on restoring the cabins spaced contents. She also double-checked that all traces of Kellys presence were erased from the logs and crew. So of the passengers would probably rember her and might wonder where she went later on, but theyd just assu she got off in this star system. Which, technically, was the case. Regardless, she judged it wasnt necessary to root into the minds of every last person aboard. It wasnt that she couldnt do it, but she felt awkward about invading that much ntal privacy after doing the sa to Joe.
And it was thanks to that consideration that Otis Barker, a 64-year-old retired software engineer, would forever question whether he did indeed see a mostly naked blonde girl zoom past his cabin window.
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