Chapter 1205: 1205, what I’m infatuated with isn’t the moon, it’s the river Chapter 1205: 1205, what I’m infatuated with isn’t the moon, it’s the river They just couldn’t go inside to check.
“Exactly, such courtesy is simply too much!” echoed another self-appointed righteous eavesdropper, indignantly blushing as he threw a flirtatious look at Xiao Yuchuan, “If you’re going to ss around, at least not with sothing so…” he glanced disdainfully at Gao Shen, “don’t settle for such ordinary goods…
try instead!”
He covered his mouth and giggled, volunteering his services, “I’m Hua Taibao, a legitimate upright official.
young Master Xiao, I’ve booked a room at this inn for nine days, all for you, guarding you for nine whole days.”
Hua Taibao’s face was full of sorrow, “I thought that since my deep feelings for you had gone unreciprocated with Su Qingyue in the picture, I would never find an outlet for my affection.
But to my surprise, you’re gay too!”
With that, he excitedly grabbed Xiao Yuchuan’s arm, “Everyone thinks I’m smitten with Su Qingyue, but Master Xiao, the truth is, it’s you whom I love!”
Xiao Yuchuan’s face turned so dark it was almost purple, and goosebumps erupted from his head to his feet and back up again.
He flung Hua Taibao off, “Piss off, sissy!”
Hua Taibao’s tears flowed freely as if they cost nothing, “husband, you’re so heartless…
At least I was devoted to you.
Even if you don’t like , you can’t break my heart like this…
wuwu…
wu…”
His crying was so coquettishly feminine, more so than a woman’s, it made listeners’ bones go soft.
Su Qingyue walked from the bedroom to the living room and, seeing Hua Taibao outside the door with a face full of rouge, asked Xiao Yuchuan in distress, “husband, when did you remarry without telling ?”
“wife, I’m innocent!” Xiao Yuchuan hastily backed ten steps away from Hua Taibao, returning from the doorway, “I don’t know him!”
“But he calls you husband…” Qingyue had hardly finished speaking when, sure enough, Hua Taibao tearfully called out to Xiao Yuchuan again, “husband…”
Xiao Yuchuan clenched his fists in anger, “Add ‘Xiao’ to that!”
The difference between including the surna and omitting it is huge!
Suddenly, Su Qingyue covered her mouth and began to laugh, unable to contain her hearty laughter, shaking so much she caused a commotion.
The group of n outside, seeing the beautiful woman laugh so wildly, didn’t find it unattractive; instead, they felt a joyful, generous spirit and joined in the laughter without really knowing why.
Laughter erupted all around.
Su Qingyue stopped laughing, “Have your heads rusted, laughing at what?”
Gao Shen instinctively said, “If you laugh, we laugh.
The beautiful woman laughed; if I don’t, wouldn’t that be disrespectful?” With a flick of his folding fan, he suddenly felt very dignified.
“How could we not laugh when the beautiful woman does?” other n chid in.
Xiao Yuchuan also looked puzzlingly at his wife, “What funny thing happened just now?
wife, I see you laughing so hard you’re shaking…”
“I was just thinking about the ti I asked you to put ‘eye’ in front of ‘shit’,” she said, touching her chin, “I had no idea you’d ask this Hua…”
She pointed her slender fingers at Hua Taibao, who had a slim figure, dressed in lake green feminine robes and his face lightly powdered, holy crap!
Su Qingyue looked at his hairstyle, which was identical to hers, and his clothes also seed to match her style, “This Hua…
young Master…
or should I say young Lady?”
“Heehee…” Hua Taibao held a show handkerchief to his mouth, “This servant…
is a woman indeed…”
“Oh.” Su Qingyue had an epiphany, “Judging by your bones, by your looks, it was obvious you’re a man, but it turns out you’ve been castrated.
young Lady Hua, my apologies!”
PS: My dears, Nan is currently at the ninth position on the Fengyun Leaderboard for original works.
Farming texts are niche, and it’s quite an achievent to hold this position against more popular hits.
With only 8 hours left this month, our competitors’ monthly tickets are rising too fast.
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Nan has been holding on for almost a month now, and it’s easy to be surpassed in the last few hours.
We can’t fall off the leaderboard at the last minute, so dears, please help hold on a little longer, and check if you still have any monthly tickets?
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