Chapter 1064: 1064 Chapter 1064: 1064 “I said, don’t talk to .” She snorted coldly, “I’m starting to ignore you now.”
“Wife, I want to tell you sothing…” He started to speak with a chuckle.
Ignoring him, she walked with a wavering lotus-like step, sowhat shakily, to the desk in the yard and sat down.
She felt miserable, sore from being ‘pressed’ too hard on the bed by him.
After he put a pile of firewood into the kitchen, he imdiately ca over behind the chair where she was sitting and extended his fair, slender hands to massage her shoulders, “Wife…”
She slapped his hand away, not giving him any attention.
“Are you really not going to pay attention to ?” He smiled warmly, tenderly stroking her beautiful jade-like cheek, his wife Su Qingyue, teasing her into responding to him was just too simple a task.
“Wife, if you talk to , I will tell you why you always get so angry with , why you always get choked up and can’t speak around .” He suggested the idea playfully.
She raised an eyebrow, actually a bit interested.
“Wife, don’t you really want to know?” He said, “This is the only ti I’ll tell you, at other tis, I won’t tell you!”
Acting as if he had gotten away with sothing.
Su Qingyue huffed, “Speak.”
“Alright then, if my reason convinces you completely, you have to stop ignoring and pay attention to with all your might.” He laid out the condition.
“Hmm.” She nodded slightly, as if agreeing.
He bent down, kissing her face, then moved downwards, kissing her hand…
She frowned, “Xiao Yuchuan, this is the yard, have you gone mad?
Why would you kiss in the yard?”
Unperturbed, he crouched down, lifting her legs and kissing her feet with his mouth…
She pushed him away quickly, “Are you a dog, licking my feet too?”
“Never mind licking your feet, even if you asked to eat your shit, I would definitely eat it,” he said seriously.
“Lunatic!” She stood up from the chair abruptly, “You’re really despicable, don’t you have any self-respect?”
“What do I need self-respect for in front of my wife?” He said with a laugh, “I am indeed more despicable than you; in front of you, so worthless that I would throw away my dignity into the mud.
I like being despised by you that much.
Understand, because I am much more despicable than you, wife, and since you are not as despicable as , of course you end up frustrated every ti.”
“…” She was so angry she couldn’t even let out a fart.
“Do you love enough to eat my shit?” He asked.
She shook her head decisively, “Dead jerk, get lost!”
“So, there you go, not being that despicable, of course you end up mute in front of your husband every ti.” He wrapped his arms around her in one fell swoop; he sat down in the chair, letting her sit on his thigh, “Convinced now?
Wife, do you have any further questions?”
“None.” Truly convinced, in the end, it was herself, Su Qingyue, who wasn’t despicable enough.
Indeed, it seed to be a world ruled by scoundrels now, where villains strut around unabashedly.
Xiao Yuchuan had a smile on his face.
Sitting on his thigh, she glanced sideways at his handso face, pinching it with her little hand, “Third brother, looking at your handso face, you seem quite clever, not at all like soone who would eat – shit.”
Could it be that appearances really are deceiving?
“Why don’t you take a dump and see if I’ll eat it?” He challenged.
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“You…” Her face flushed red with embarrassnt, “Despicable, vulgar, shaless!”
“Thank you for the complint, dear.” He kissed her fingers gently.
She withdrew her hand.
The corners of his mouth held a tender smile.
His wife was really easy to coax; he wasn’t actually going to eat that—Mitan Gong?
Three characters piling up, top to bottom, it was just a joke with her, after all.
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