97: Chapter 97 What are you two doing?
97: Chapter 97 What are you two doing?
After finishing distributing the pamphlets, Tong Yao had class to attend, so she went straight back to Huai University for her lessons.
Lin Shuang, dressed as Squirrel Sandy, sauntered back to the “Qingi” milk tea shop.
The way back was fraught with hardships.
Too many people wanted to take a picture with this furry squirrel.
Lin Shuang had no choice but to take off the headpiece and carry it in his hand.
Divide and conquer!
But once his face was revealed, even more people wanted a picture.
Ah, this damn, undeniable charm with nowhere to hide.
Lin Shuang had no choice but to run away with the squirrel headpiece tucked under his arm, hastening his pace.
Why on earth was this furry Squirrel Sandy dashing through the streets?
Feels like it could be made into a three-part docuntary series “Closer to Science”.
In the end, the host would conclude with a solemn tone: it turns out, it’s because the squirrel was just too handso.
After overcoming nurous obstacles and arriving back at the “Qingi” milk tea shop, Lin Shuang spotted a SpongeBob SquarePants.
Lingng was still deeply in character, imitating SpongeBob’s voice, “Hi~ Sandy~”
Lin Shuang reached out and grabbed her headpiece, “Why did you co back so soon?
Did you skip work?”
Lingng argued righteously, “I’m innocent, boss!
I only ca back after I finished distributing all the pamphlets you assigned !”
Lin Shuang smiled, “Did Fu Wenxue send you away?”
“Yes, yes,” Lingng nodded eagerly like pounding garlic, “Not long after leaving the house, Patrick Star directly lured away Mr.
Krabs.”
“You sound like such a pitiful SpongeBob.”
“It’s not too bad; at least I was spared from the three-dinsional dog food.
The three-dinsional world is just awful.”
Lingng patted Lin Shuang’s shoulder with SpongeBob’s yellow glove, “Our two-dinsional world is the best.”
Lin Shuang quickly waved his hands, “Who’s two-dinsional with you two!”
Really not close at all!
Lin Shuang would never admit he’s into two-dinsional stuff!
“Hmph, once again the scumbag master heartlessly betrays our two-dinsional world.”
Lingng spoke in a grudging tone, casually removing her headpiece.
Though today was fairly cool, wearing the mascot costu for too long was still a bit stuffy.
Her little apprentice’s temples were sweaty, the hair sticking to the side of her face.
Lin Shuang noticed that she always called him boss in front of others, but in private, she usually addressed him as master.
Interesting.
Lingng hooked the headpiece with her finger like tossing a handkerchief, twirling it to fan herself.
After fanning herself, she gave Lin Shuang a couple of waves too.
Such a thoughtful little apprentice!
But after only a couple of fanning gestures, Lingng turned and headed for the second floor, “Master, I’m going to take a shower, okay?”
There was a shower in the upstairs room.
This little apprentice bounced as she walked, small and lively, truly reminiscent of SpongeBob himself, radiating joy.
Having just bounced a few steps away, she sprang back to Lin Shuang’s side.
“Squirrel Master, co take a picture with your SpongeBob apprentice, cheese~”
Lingng picked up her phone and aid it at them both.
Lin Shuang indulged his apprentice’s little request and posed a thumbs-up for the cara.
Both were not wearing their headpieces but holding them in their hands.
Click, the shutter sounded.
“Hmm…
Not bad, Master looks so silly.”
On the photo, the most eye-catching were the two big buck teeth of the Squirrel Sandy headpiece, and the wise gaze of SpongeBob.
By the way, SpongeBob’s eyelashes were really long, probably the envy of every girl.
“Speaking of which, you’re not planning to send this to tomorrow as an offering, are you?”
“Not totally impossible?
This counts as cosplay too!”
Lingng humd a tune as she went to take a shower.
As she went upstairs, she looked at the group photo and mumbled to herself, “Hmm…
SpongeBob and Squirrel Sandy should count as a couple, right?”
Lin Shuang didn’t hear her grumbling, but he did hear her loud “ouch!”
Looking up, he saw his clumsy little apprentice almost trip on the stairs, clumsily steadying herself against the railing.
“Be careful!”
“Hehe, I was just a little distracted.”
Lingng narrowed one eye and stuck out her tongue, then tapped her own head with her fist.
Such a quintessential ani-like cute act.
These kinds of ani actions, when literally translated to real life, can easily look pretty silly.
But this little apprentice is still adorable enough to pull off such a move, really making it seem like an ani character has stepped into the real world.
The barrier between dinsions has been broken.
After Lingng took a shower and ca out, Lin Shuang also went to rinse off.
When he ca back to the main hall on the first floor, it was still just his little apprentice there, the others hadn’t returned yet.
He wondered where Fu Wenxue had taken Yang Deyou…
Surely his good brother Lin Shuang wouldn’t be in danger, right?
He wouldn’t get his kidneys stolen, right?
That probably shouldn’t happen, after all, Fu Wenxue would probably need Yang Deyou’s kidneys in the future…
Lin Shuang was now looking forward to seeing Yang Deyou running around Huai University Playground in nothing but his underwear.
—That’s because he had made a bet with Yang Deyou that if he got a girlfriend within a year, he would strip down to his underwear and run two kiloters around Huai University.
Seeing Fu Wenxue’s montum, that would definitely not take a year.
Thinking of these things, Lin Shuang walked down to the first floor with a smile.
The little apprentice Lingng was sitting in a chair, watching ani on her phone.
She was already tiny by nature, and now, with her shoes off and curled up in the chair, hugging her legs and resting her head on her knees, she looked even tinier.
Hearing Lin Shuang’s footsteps coming down, she lifted her head and t his gaze.
Then, with an exaggerated gesture, she clutched at her chest, “—Master, what are you looking at?!”
Lin Shuang spread his hands, “…I’ve said it many tis, I’m not interested in airport runways!”
Lingng straightened her skirt, “Now that it’s just the two of us, master and apprentice, alone in the store, surely as the boss you’re planning to take advantage of your pitiful employee and apprentice, right?”
Today, she was wearing a long-sleeve shirt with a skirt, and she had tucked the hem of her shirt into her skirt, looking quite energetic.
“Are you really not implying sothing with that statent…”
And stacking so many buffs…
as the boss and master, the thought does feel a little exhilarating.
Lingng closed her eyes and stretched out her hands as if trying to push him away, “That sort of thing is not allowed, Master!
Don’t co any closer!
Wuu wuu wuu~”
But Lin Shuang clearly hadn’t moved from his spot, “Why does it seem like you are getting carried away with your act!”
This drama queen little apprentice!
He pulled up a chair and sat down next to her, “There’s sothing I’ve been curious about.”
“What are you curious about, Master?”
“See, we’ve been using the sa shower gel, so why do you sll so much better than ?”
At ho, it’s the sa with Lin Shuang and the little maid, they use the sa shower gel and shampoo.
But the little maid just slls so much more fragrant than him.
Could it be that girls marinate and absorb the scent better?
“Really?” Lingng leaned in closer and sniffed, “Master, you sll pretty good too.”
This silly little apprentice suddenly got so close, almost burying herself in his chest.
The sweet scent enveloped Lin Shuang imdiately.
Indeed, she did seem to sll sweeter than him!
But now was not the ti to think about these things.
The voice of Su Wan suddenly ca from behind Lin Shuang!
“What are the two of you doing?”
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