Chapter 385: Chapter 384: Tonight’s Song of Sleeping on the Sofa
Lin Shuang soothed his own Maid Chief, and when they went up to the third floor together, he heard a burst of strong music at the stairway.
He thought it was Xia Yixin, the two-faced maid, being gently humd at by her young mistress, but when he pushed open the activity room door, it turned out to be Yu Zhishui singing.
This third-floor activity room in the villa was originally reserved for everyone to gather and play gas, and it’s quite spacious with fluffy carpets where you could just sit on the floor, and a few bean bags were placed around.
There is a huge projector on the wall for movies, a standing piano by the wall, with other musical instrunts kept in temperature-and-humidity-controlled cabinets, next to them a row of cabinets filled with novels and comics, and empty cubes that Lin Shuang plans to gradually fill with figurines.
At this mont, everyone was sitting together, listening to Yu Zhishui sing.
Su Wan was playing the guitar to accompany her, the beat was managed by Yan Han who rubbed a tambourine with both hands, sounding quite crisp, while Little Ling ng acted as a cheerleader, waving the little tri-colored cat, Huahua, as a glow stick.
Very good, everyone really had their roles, having fun together, even Huahua was put to use.
Lin Shuang grabbed the tambourine from Xiao Han and shook it a couple of tis, complaining, “Where did this thing co from in our house!”
Little Ling ng scratched him with Huahua’s cat paws, “Dog Shu Jin Sa Ma, don’t ss with our performance!”
Huahua also cooperated with a “ow!”
Young Han, whose tambourine was snatched away, actually pulled out another differently colored tambourine and started shaking it.
Holding the tambourine in one hand and rubbing her belly with the other—Lin Shuang knew right away what she was about to say.
Sure enough, Xiao Han said lovingly, “Of course, it’s a toy bought for our baby.”
Yu Zhishui, who was singing, widened her eyes in shock and changed the lyrics on the spot, “Dear~ is what she said true~”
This dumb idol didn’t even know how to have a baby yet, and yet people were already preparing baby toys!
The original song Yu Zhishui was singing was well-known to Lin Shuang as well, he followed her tune and changed the lyrics, “Of course it’s not true~”
The cheerleader Little Ling ng scratched him again with the glowing cat, “Dog Shu Jin Sa Ma, you’re off-key!”
He couldn’t help it, his freestyle skills weren’t as strong as Shuishui’s! After all, Shuishui was a professional.
Xiao Han also joined the freestyle with her tambourine and rubbing her belly continued to sing, “What to do with the baby~ Daddy doesn’t want you~”
Even more off-tune!
Yu Zhishui, still skeptical, ca over and rubbed her belly, and instantly understood after touching it: It’s okay, this sister just seems to have eaten too much and bloated her stomach.
Wanwan, holding the guitar, continued with the next line, “Lin Dasha~ he dreams of a harem of three thousand~”
Yu Zhishui sang along helping with the harmony, “Three thousand~”
Lin Shuang held his forehead and complained, “What kind of lyrics are these!”
Wanwan strumd the chords and continued singing, “The song’s title is~ Lin Dasha~ Scumbag’s Song~”
Shuishui sang joyfully, gesturing with her hands and feet continuing the harmony, “Scumbag’s Song~”
Little Ling ng swung Huahua around, “Yay, it’s sothing we all created together, so cool, I want to sing too!”
Huahua, being swung around, added “ow ow ow” sound effects to the song, truly everyone was participating now.
Little Ling ng sang, “Dog Shu Jin Sa Ma~ truly a pervert~”
Lin Shuang weakly protested, “Can you sing another line for ?”
Let him slightly alter the direction of these song lyrics!
“Absolutely not!”
Xiao Han bounced over to Ayao and grabbed her hand to shake the pellet drum together, “The last line, Mommy Yao will sing.”
Ayao, always with a gentle smile watching everyone’s ruckus, smoothly followed up, “Then the punishnt for the master~ tonight is to sleep on the sofa~”
In unison, the girls sang, “Sleep on the sofa tonight~”
Lin Shuang held his head and cried, “I’ll sleep there, okay?”
Anyhow, unlike the previous house where the sofa was small, the villa’s sofa is both large and extrely soft.
He could roll on it a few tis without worrying about rolling under it.
And the most gentle and kind Ayao would definitely not leave him to sleep on the sofa alone!
The song ended, and lively applause from the girls filled the activity room, brimming with joy over successfully tornting Lin Shuang.
The world has suffered Lin Shuang long enough!
Wanwan set aside her guitar, lightly kicked Lin Shuang, “Lin Dasha, you know how to make songs, just make this one. Let it loop in our milk tea shop.”
Xiao Han, eager to try, said, “Rember to credit all of us in the ‘lyrics by’ line~”
Yu Zhishui, newly integrated, comnted, “I could have my agent sister help release it later, letting the whole world hear our beloved ‘Sleep on the Sofa Song~'”
Lin Shuang clasped his hands in prayer, “Spare ! I admit my mistake!”
Everyone laughed happily.
Yu Zhishui laughed especially hard, “It turns out everyone knows the tune of this song~”
Little Ling ng cheered while holding Huahua, “Sister Shui, you’re such a big idol! Whenever I go downstairs to buy a bottle of water, the convenience store is always looping your songs!”
Yu Zhishui shyly held her cheeks, “I should be calling you Sister Lingng…”
Ayao chuckled, “Little Ling ng is like this, always calling everyone sister.”
Little Ling ng made a scissors gesture with her hands beside her face and gave a wink, “That’s how we do in the two-dinsional world!”
Yu Zhishui returned the wink, which made Little Ling ng dramatically fall back onto a bean bag as if shot, “Such a dazzling wink! It’s a steal for you to have it!”
Huahua finally escaped from her grasp, owing as it ran off: If one could understand ‘cat language,’ the cat probably had so intense words, having been used as a glow stick for a long ti.
Xiao Han tried to wink at Lin Shuang, and then bouncily went over and shook Yu Zhishui’s arm, “Shuishui, teach how to wink! I want to electrify Brother Shuang too!”
Yu Zhishui blinked innocently, “Well, Sister Han, do you know how to bear…”
Lin Shuang lunged to cover her mouth, “Shuishui must be tired from singing, have so water and take a break!”
Ergency avoidance, indeed!
Shuishui mumbled and nodded her head: She teaches everyone to wink, they teach her how to have babies, sounds fair, right?
Ayao, with narrowed, smiling eyes, asked, “Master? What is Shuishui trying to say?”
Wanwan noticed a row of neat bite marks on his arm, “Hmm? What’s this on your arm, Lin Dasha? What happened before you ca ho? Sothing intense?”
Yu Zhishui humd and turned her head away: This has nothing to do with Shuishui.
Oh, you trouble-making silly little dog!
“…It’s not what you think, Wanwan!”
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