Chapter 319: Chapter 318: They Say Candied Haws are Sweet
“The more sacred sothing seems, the more it feels to destroy it! Like Magic Girls with tentacles, or those nun thes…”
In the middle of the night on the main road, Lin Shuang was passionately expounding his doujinshi theories to Little Ling ng.
“Lu Xun also said, tragedy is about showing the destruction of sothing valuable, and the combination of Magic Girls with tentacles perfectly embodies this theory!”
Lu Xun really did say that!
“…I don’t think Mr. Lu Xun ant for his words to be used by Master in this way!”
“This is what we call applying knowledge, learning by analogy! Take note, my little disciple!”
Little Ling ng sat in his arms, nodding with a smile, “Master, I’ve had an epiphany. I have several sets of Magic Girl and nun costus. Which one do you want to see?”
“That’s right, you’re quite perceptive, disciple!”
Lin Shuang cheekily pressed his face to hers, “But speaking of which, don’t nuns typically have enormous evils about them?”
Little Ling ng soothed her questioned flat chest, “Damn it! I can use pads! And I can wear prosthetic breasts too!”
“…Can you really pad it that much?”
“Humph, Master, there’s sothing you don’t know. No matter how large the evil, it can be cosplayed!”
Little Ling ng was quite proud, “This way, being flat-chested, I can adjust the size at will, while girls born with huge evils can’t shrink down to flat-chested—flat-chested ones really have amazing superiority!”
“…As long as you’re happy.”
“Hmph, Master still likes them big, after all.”
“Not at all, I’ve completely succumbed to the divine power of flat-chestedness~”
“Master! Careful, or I’ll cry for you to see!”
Little Ling ng hugged Lin Shuang’s head with a giggle, letting him feel her exclusive flat runway.
She gently pressed down with her hand, facilitating an intimate contact with the runway, “There’s still a little curve, after all!”
But Lin Shuang seed to have discovered two blind spots! What was that rolling over his face!
There seed to be sothing on the runway causing turbulence!
“…Little Ling ng, you’re using Band-Aids again!”
“Hmm, ever since I treated Master’s last injury, I’ve been carrying two with all the ti, just in case I need to treat Master.”
“What a considerate disciple you are to your Master!”
Too bad Lin Shuang wasn’t wounded by a witch today~
If only he had asked Wanwan to bite him before they left.
Xiao Han tends not to bite him but would gently scratch him like a little kitten, leaving so shallow marks.
Those scratches would mostly disappear after a night’s sleep.
Wielding the “Old Magic Wand,” Lin Shuang carried Ling ng on the dimly lit path, walking through the moonlight like water for a while, until they reached a crossroads bustling with nightti snack carts.
Little Ling ng hopped down from his arms and continued walking forward, holding his hand.
“These nightti snack carts are generally really delicious.”
“Hmm, want so snacks?”
“No need~ Mommy Yao has already fed a lot~ Mommy Yao’s cooking is really good!”
Their casual conversation was overheard by an auntie selling candied hawthorns at the roadside.
The auntie, trying to attract custors, said with a smile, “Wouldn’t father like to buy his daughter a stick of candied hawthorns? Just don’t let the mother know~ eat secretly~”
Lin Shuang and Ling ng froze for a mont before realizing the auntie was speaking to them.
—Was he that young and already a father!
—But Little Ling ng was actually a few years older than him; she’s his sister!
This contrast is really… Fantastic!
Little Ling ng was wearing an adorable Lolita Princess Dress, with her little leather shoes stepping lightly, and her white socks trimd with lace edges.
She held Lin Shuang’s hand tightly with her tiny one, her little face always looking up at him—it truly made her seem like a little girl completely reliant on him.
Little Ling ng even got into character on the spot, shaking his hand and beginning to act coquettishly in a pinched voice, “Daddy~ I want to eat candied hawthorns~”
That pinched voice was too much; she sounded like a three-year-old child!
The auntie at the stand couldn’t help but laugh, “Oh, what a cute little girl.”
Lin Shuang had no choice but to join in the play, even intentionally clearing his throat to sound more mature.
“Then let’s get one with strawberries.”
Little Ling ng continued in a very exaggerated coquettish tone, “Dad~ you’re the best~”
“Alright, candied strawberries are five yuan each~”
Perhaps because Little Ling ng was too adorable, the auntie even gave an extra skewer of candied oranges, “I’m about to close up, here’s an extra one for you.”
Lin Shuang, playing the strict father, patted Little Ling ng, “Haven’t you thanked the auntie yet?”
“Thank you, auntie~”
“No need to thank ! Such a good girl~”
—Little Ling ng could totally play a little girl in a show!
Next ti Wanwan’s crew needs a little girl, they should get Ling ng!
Waving around two skewers of candied hawthorns with a smile, Little Ling ng stretched out her arms towards Lin Shuang, “Daddy, hug~”
…How had she beco addicted to this!
Lin Shuang picked her up, and she fed him a piece of candied strawberry, whispering with a smile, “Master, do you feel guilty?”
“…I don’t even dare to kiss you today.”
“We shouldn’t be doing that sort of thing!”
Ling ng leaned in and pecked him on the corner of the mouth, sticky with candied sugar, very sweet.
Lin Shuang quickened his pace—people were already giving them strange looks!
What if soone called the police? Try explaining that!
Turning into a quiet alley, Lin Shuang raised his hand and “smack~” gave her a tap.
“Did you bring a ruler, Little Ling ng?”
“Daddy’s going to hit again!”
“…I’m definitely going to spank you till you’re swollen!”
“No~ don’t~ I’ll complain to Mommy Yao!”
“If Ayao finds out we ate two skewers of candied hawthorns this late, she’s definitely going to scold us…”
And insist on brushing my teeth several tis more… Hmm? That actually doesn’t sound too bad…
“That’s true, so let’s not tell Mommy Yao~”
After joking around a bit more, they finished the two skewers of candied hawthorns, and Little Ling ng finally climbed down from his arms.
The intersection where the night snack stands were gathered was bustling, and further ahead, there was a long stretch lined with food carts.
Many young people gathered here for so night beer, chatting with a few friends; there were also many office workers who had just finished overti and settled for a simple al here.
Lin Shuang actually enjoyed this kind of lively atmosphere, vibrant and harmonious, but it beca less so if they encountered drunk people causing trouble.
Not knowing what had happened earlier, as Lin Shuang and Little Ling ng walked past this barbecue stand that seed peaceful enough, they suddenly heard a woman’s angry shout.
“Why didn’t you fight back when they harassed ? Are you that incompetent? Huh?”
Lin Shuang was taken aback: Wasn’t that Ma Xiaofang’s voice?
He rembered her screeching voice all too well!
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