The Retired Abyss Innkeeper Chapter 3: My Guest Had an Existential Crisis. I Recommended

The bracket on the second landing had been working itself loose for a week.

Not dangerously loose. Just the sort of loose that made a small complaint whenever soone grabbed the railing going upstairs. A faint little clink. I’d been aning to fix it. Then the soup happened. And the marjoram. And the ceiling fog. And Officer Davan, who had opinions about the ceiling fog.

So it kept getting postponed.

Now I actually had the tools out. It was a five-minute job if I didn’t get distracted.

Which ant I was probably going to get distracted.

Kern and Renner were at table four again.

They’d gone ho last night. Actually slept, apparently. Then ca back this morning.

Renner sat down without asking anything. Kern ordered before I’d even reached the table. Renner had a full cup this ti, which felt like progress. Kern ordered the beef stew again, which I appreciated. Sa table, sa order, sa imdiate yes before I’d even finished asking.

So guests needed the whole board explained twice before committing.

Kern had never once needed the board.

"The fog’s different this morning," Renner said to his cup.

"Is it," I said. "Which direction?"

"Up near the stairs now. Yesterday it was all over the ceiling."

"That’s actually better," I said. "Contained fog is easier to manage than wandering fog. I had a guest once who traveled with a full weather system. Three days of indoor drizzle."

I paused.

"The mop situation was considerable."

Kern ate his stew. Renner drank his cup. The fog sat politely at the top of the stairs and didn’t do anything in particular.

I appreciated that.

I got the bracket tightened on the third turn.

Personal record.

I was putting the tools away when I heard the north room door open.

The being ca down the stairs carefully.

Not cautiously. More like soone who had studied stairs beforehand. As a concept.

One step. Then the next. Then the next.

The chanics were technically correct.

The relationship between its body and gravity felt like a working theory rather than an established fact.

The fog ca with it.

Not spreading this ti. It stayed close to its edges. Moving along with it the way a coat moves with soone walking.

Kern’s spoon stopped halfway to his mouth.

The light in the room changed.

The windows were still in the sa walls they’d been in since the building was built. That part hadn’t moved. But the light coming through them was arriving from a direction that didn’t match the outside.

Renner looked at the east window.

Then the west wall.

Then back to the east window again.

He repeated the sequence carefully, the way you check a sum again when the answer cos out wrong.

"Morning," I said pleasantly to the being. "Sleep well?"

It looked at from the bottom of the stairs.

"I do not sleep," it said.

"Right," I said. "I’ll leave that out of the review requests. Tea?"

It considered the question.

"Yes," it said.

I put the kettle on.

It moved to the counter and stood across from .

Very still. It didn’t look around the room either.

Kern and Renner had begun doing the thing where they very carefully didn’t look at the being.

Which ant they were watching it constantly out of the corners of their eyes.

Renner had both hands flat on the table. He’d set his cup down without appearing to consciously decide to.

I found the tea leaves.

"Keeper," it said. "I would speak with you, if you are willing."

"I’m always willing," I said. "Honey?"

"I do not require it."

"I’ll add so anyway," I said. "Good batch this year. Local beekeeper two streets over. She overwinters them indoors. Most people think that’s unnecessary."

I poured the water.

"But the spring yield is noticeably better. You can taste it, actually. There’s a warmth to it the sumr harvest doesn’t quite manage."

I slid the cup across the counter.

"What’s on your mind?"

The air pressure in the room shifted slightly downward.

Not enough for most people to notice.

But I’ve been in a lot of rooms with a lot of things that technically shouldn’t have been in rooms.

Kern noticed.

He leaned his shoulders back against the chair without moving his feet.

"I have been drifting," the being said. "In the Abyss. For a ti I cannot accurately asure. The Abyss no longer registers my presence as distinct from itself."

It paused.

"I find the boundaries of what I am becoming imprecise."

I stirred the tea slowly.

"Imprecise," I said.

"I am losing the shape of what I was."

I pushed the cup a little closer to it.

"I had a regular once," I said. "Years back. Traveled the trade roads for eleven years straight. Edren to the coast. Coast to the northern passes. Then back down again."

I leaned on the counter.

"Good man. Excellent card player. Renner, you would’ve liked him. Very systematic about his draws."

Renner did not respond to that.

"One evening he ca in, ordered dinner, and then didn’t leave for three days," I continued. "Not dramatically. He just kept finding reasons to stay another hour."

I shrugged.

"On the third day he told he’d forgotten how to stop moving."

The being held the cup with both hands.

Its fingers had the correct number of joints.

I decided not to comnt on that.

"He didn’t an physically," I added. "He ant inside himself. Wherever he was, it always felt like he was supposed to be sowhere else already."

The being’s voice ca quiet and careful.

"What did he do?"

"I told him to pick one small thing and do it the sa way every morning."

I wiped a drop of tea off the counter.

"Not sothing big. Just sothing that takes five minutes. Sa ti. Sa order. Sa way."

I shrugged again.

"It doesn’t matter what the thing is. The point is the day starts sowhere you chose."

The being went very still.

"That was all?" it asked.

"That was all," I said. "He was back on the road two weeks later."

I thought about it.

"Ca back every few months after that. Always looked better."

There was a pause.

The fog around its edges shifted once. Slowly.

Like a breath.

"The Keeper prescribes an origin point," it said. Its voice had gone extrely precise now. The kind of precise tone a solicitor uses when he’s found a clause that’s worse than the one you already knew about.

"A self-authored anchor. Repeated at consistent intervals to establish distinction from the surrounding substrate."

I blinked.

"I said do sothing small every morning," I said. "But sure. That works too."

It picked up the cup.

It didn’t drink.

It had already explained it didn’t require tea.

But it held the cup with both hands.

That seed to be the important part.

"I will attempt this," it said.

"Good," I said. "Breakfast is at seven if you change your mind about eating."

It turned and walked back up the stairs.

At the top, without looking back, it said sothing.

Two syllables. Formal. Old.

I didn’t hear it so much as feel it in the soles of my feet.

I filed it under thanks and started preparing lunch.

Behind Kern finally spoke.

Slowly.

"What were you two talking about?"

"Morning routines."

There was a long pause.

"Aldous," Renner said carefully, "what is that thing."

I looked up toward the ceiling of the north corridor.

The fog had settled into a pattern.

Small. Regular. Repeating.

Moving back and forth with the very precise rhythm of sothing practicing.

"A guest," I said. "Working sothing out."

The system logged just after noon.

[SYSTEM LOG]

Entity Status Update: Abyssal Wanderer, Anchor Formation Initiated

Inn Interaction Record: Keeper Consultation, Logged

Legend Resonance: Fluctuation Increasing

Abyssal Waypoint Classification: Confird

I read it twice.

Then I went to check the bread.

It was fluffy and warm.

I made a note to ask in the morning what ti it planned to start.