Let’s Wipe Out the Tadpoles
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Yeah! That’s right, Extra-sama.
I’m currently skipping along the misty mountains in the morning.
As usual, my expression is unchanged, but my heart is bouncing rrily.
The reason is that we’re going to check on the trap we set in the river last night!
Yes, about yesterday.
With my thirst, I went down to the river flowing through the mountains to drink water.
That’s when I was attacked by the monster lurking in that river, the shito shirasu trout!
The shito shirasu trout is a trout about 30 centiters long.
Not that big, but it’s an aggressive fish designated as a monster for indiscriminately and rcilessly attacking any non-trout creatures entering its territory, whether bears, deer, or humans, with its sharp teeth.
Getting bitten by those teeth would surely be fatal for ordinary humans!
It even has the intelligence to accurately target the nape of the neck when biting.
Quite a malicious freshwater fish.
Yeah.
It kept stubbornly biting at my neck.
Intentionally letting it bite my arm, it couldn’t even leave a tooth mark on my skin, but it wouldn’t stop biting.
It got so annoying that I ended up devouring it instead!
And its flesh was so delicious!
Craving more, I desperately searched for other shito shirasu trout, but……I must have inadvertently leaked so murderous intent, scaring them into hiding where I couldn’t find them.
That’s when Extra-sama suggested setting a trap in the river.
Ah, by trap, it’s nothing too complicated.
I just wove the abundantly growing vines into a net and cast it into the river.
I don’t know net-making techniques, so it’s rather crudely assembled, but hey, this is a fantasy other world.
I have mana manipulation techniques I’ve mastered and developed!
Specifically, I used 【Solidify】 on the vines to increase their durability, and 【Adhesion】 to firmly bond the intersecting vines together.
It should make for a rather sturdy net.
From my perception while making it, these mana effects should persist for about a day, so it shouldn’t have deteriorated yet.
Fufufu, this is the true fantasy fishing thod!
Ah, you’re right!
Before I knew it, I had arrived at the stream where I set the trap.
Suppressing my eagerness, I hop along the rugged rocks as footholds down to the riverbed.
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……Yeah. You’re right, Extra-sama……
I’m currently sitting slumped by the clear flowing river, gazing at the sparkling water surface with a dejected look.
As always, my expression is unchanged, but my heart is gloomy.
The reason is……not a single fish was caught in the trap I set.
Damn it! Dammit dammit dammit!
My fantasy fishing thod……failed, did it…!?
Giving in to frustration, I pound a nearby dark, wet boulder with all my might!
The boulder shatters into dust with a thunderous sound as it’s blown away.
No, Extra-sama.
They’re already gone from this area.
Scared off by , they abandoned their territory and fled.
I’m certain of it.
Ha! Cowards!
Those trout labeled as monsters don’t even have the hungry spirit to indiscriminately attack anything in sight! Just chicken wimps!
I know that!
I understand that already, Extra-sama!
I’m just venting my frustration at failing to catch my intended prey by randomly insulting the trout!!
Damn it damn it damn it—!!!
Murderous intent leaks out.
No, leaks is an understatent – in my irritated state, I was already fully releasing my murderous aura.
The sound of small animals frantically fleeing can be heard from afar.
The only presences remaining in this stream are , the flowing river’s “zaazaa” sound, and the rustling “zawazawa” of the kirkree leaves brushing against each other……
…………Hn?
It was then!
I noticed sothing……making a loud noise while heading this way from upstream!!
“!?”
Turning toward the upstream direction, there was a black mass rapidly descending the river at trendous speed!
That mass seed to be a school ford by nurous small fish-like creatures, but the sheer number was astounding!
There were so many, it looked like the river surface was swelling up blackly!
That school proceeded down the river without losing montum, then crashed into the net I had set……!
mishimishimishi……!
That creaking sound was the scream of the kirkree tree whose vines I had tied to anchor the net’s edges!
While the net itself didn’t seem damaged thanks to my 【Solidify】 and 【Adhesion】, at this rate the tree would be toppled, dragging the net away with the current!
I won’t allow that!!
After activating 【Body Strengthening】 at full power, I use 【Grasshopper】!
Instantly relocating to grip the vines anchoring both sides of the net to the trees on the river banks.
I feel an imnse weight on my palms!
The sheer mass causes cracks to form on the rock I’m bracing my footing against!
With both ends gripped by , the net has enveloped the school of fish into a large black spherical shape.
This is the sturdy net I painstakingly crafted.
There’s no way these asly small fry could tear through it, but left unchecked, they’ll surely find a gap to escape from!
I won’t let a single one get away!!
All of you……are my prey!!!
“Haaaaaaaaaahhhh!!”
Yelling with spirit, I turn my back to the river and hurl the net upward with full force like a back suplex!
zapaaaaan!
With a trendous splash, the black spherical school bursts from the water surface!
Remaining a unified black sphere, it briefly floated in the air before getting violently slamd onto the riverbank!
beshaaaaaan!!!
A trendous watery impact thunders out!
How’s that—!!
This is the true power of my net—!!
The victory of fantasy fishing—!!
Obeying gravity, the black sphere splatters across the ground, the hurled school bouncing and wriggling.
Despite being slamd with considerable force, they’re still alive and kicking.
Perhaps they have a sturdy nature resistant to blunt impacts.
Heeding Extra-sama’s words, I finally noticed too.
Indeed, you’re right.
Taking a closer look at their shapes, those cute little faces.
They’re definitely not fish.
These are tadpoles.
In size, slightly smaller than a clenched fist or so each.
Fairly large for tadpoles, but not astoundingly huge.
Eh?
Extra-sama seems startled for so reason.
Just as I was about to ask why, it happened!
girori
I felt them all glaring at in unison.
I’m being subjected to.
An overwhelming murderous intent right now.
The source is those wriggling tadpoles on the ground.
What’s with these guys?
Almost simultaneously as Extra-sama issued that warning, the tadpoles……the mad tadpoles……simultaneously leapt at !!
“!?”
Caught off guard by the sudden developnt, my body gets swallowed by the mad tadpole swarm without recourse!
If a human were watching my current state from the side, I’d likely look like “a humanoid tadpole mass”!
They latch onto my skin with their nurous sharp fangs, trying to rip and devour my flesh!!
…………
…………Yeah.
My sturdy body that has undergone mana transformation.
【Body Strengthening】 spontaneously cranked to higher output.
The synergistic effect of those factors results in trendous defense.
The mad tadpoles’ fangs can’t even leave a single scratch on my skin.
At most, it feels a bit ticklish.
Not much of a threat to my current self, though.
They’re just tadpoles in the end.
However, these mad tadpoles.
Whether due to low intelligence or not, their murderous intent shows no signs of waning.
Adamantly persisting in their efforts to devour , they continue futilely biting my skin with an iron will.
A futile effort.
But.
I’ll acknowledge it, mad tadpoles!
That naked hostility! That murderous intent! That will to live!
You are indeed my enemies!!
However, don’t get cocky!
The one being devoured isn’t . It’s you.
I’m not the prey……you are!!
Silence, Extra-sama!
In any case, mad tadpoles!
The only words I have for you are just this!
“……Itadakimasu!!!”
I scoop up so mad tadpoles clinging to my face and chomp down hard!
Imdiately, tadpole bodily fluids burst forth and overflow from my mouth!
Incredibly foul-slling and muddy, not at all delicious, but as the bare minimum respect for my prey, I force myself to swallow it……
……Eh?
There are still plenty of mad tadpoles left.
I scoop up another bunch to eat.
……Eh!?
The mad tadpoles.
These are tadpoles.
No matter how you look at them, complete, ordinary tadpoles.
Which is why I had steeled myself for that foul, muddy taste.
……Eh?
But that’s not it at all?
Rather, they’re sweet.
Slightly bitter, but also with a nice aroma.
If I had to liken it to food from my previous life, it would be……chocolate.
These tadpoles are delicious!?
They taste like chocolate!!?
Uwahh~~~!
Delicious~~~!
I ravenously devour the mad tadpoles.
I love at, but I also adore sweets!
Because you know, I’m a girl after all!
Minutes later.
Having completely devoured all the mad tadpoles that had sward , I flop onto a large, flat rock in the stream, basking in the scattered rays of sunlight filtering through the kirkree leaves as I savor the aftertaste.
In the end, those mad tadpoles never chose the option of fleeing, even when only the last one remained.
Until that solitary final tadpole, they chose to fight , confronting adamantly.
A formidable fighting spirit, albeit tasting of chocolate.
“……Fuwah”
Despite knowing I’ll be hungry again soon, a drowsiness assails with my stomach temporarily full.
The soothing murmurs of the stream, the warm sunrays, encourage that sleepiness……
Extra-sama was saying sothing, but I completely tuned it out.
An afternoon nap every once in a while isn’t so bad, is it?
I’m sleepy, after all.
I’ll sleep.
Good night……
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