Sowhere in the middle of the desert, a small fire with comically big eyes shivered and shuddered.
"...No."
It whispered in terror, having seen sothing nobody dared to show since its creation.
This human, this deranged and perverted human, had done the unthinkable.
The fla had not just seen his mber, it had seen the monster and its greatness.
And it trembled, shivering in fear and horror.
"What the hell are you doing? Put that away! Put that away!"
It pleaded. The poor fla had no arms to cover its eyes, unable to shield itself from this monstrous view.
All the godly energy that once emitted from the fire was gone, replaced with disgust and fear of the unknown.
It had heard about this forbidden weapon from legends and the mories of the beings it turned into Night Shades, knowing what it was capable of.
Heck, it even knew about this particular monster and its capabilities from the girl called Alice.
"Behold, the greatest weapon of mankind. The breaker of minds and pussies. The weapon that will end this nightmare."
Kaisen declared, floating above like a god over the pitiful creature. He had no power to descend and extinguish the flas, no power to do anything at all.
But he had one thing. One weapon that helped him conquer Alice.
The weapon that made the princess drool, that made a powerful knightess kneel. His very own little brother.
His trusted companion.
"You shaless piece of shit, what are you going to do with that? I'm the strongest being here after my lady. You think your little... thing is gonna help you now?"
The small fire asked, incredulous. It was true.
This fire had seen so many beings like him in the past, turned every single one of them into mindless puppets for its lady.
But nobody had ever dared to pull out their thing in its entire life. It was humiliating. It was disgusting.
And yet, here Kaisen stood, smirking with confidence.
"In all of our world, from the dawn of ti, we humans have always prided ourselves on one thing."
Kaisen narrated, holding his little brother proudly.
"We have conquered and ruled the earth, the land, the sky, and the sea. We have risen and fallen. We have united and divided. But through it all, our greatest weapon remained unchanged."
"Shut up! Just shut up already! Put that thing away!"
The small fire pleaded, its big eyes wide with horror.
"And we will continue to use our greatest weapon even after death."
Kaisen continued, completely deaf to the fla's words. He had a mission to complete, and he would complete it no matter the cost.
"The thing that led us to repopulate the world when 75% of us were wiped out in the third calamity."
"Stop! Stop narrating! I beg you, stop!"
The fire was getting very shy. It did not want to hear legendary tales about so random slly dick of a human.
Who the heck does that in the first eting?
But Kaisen was on a roll.
"This is the weapon that brings life and ends wars. The tool of creation and the harbinger of destruction."
"You lunatic! Put that thing away before I lose my mind!"
The fire wailed, desperate to unsee what it had already seen.
The little fire had given its lady an entire army of puppets, making her stronger than anyone in the world.
When its lady was almost consud by the Darkness, it was the one who ignited the fla of hope for her.
And now, this human dared to narrate his dick to it.
"The thing that made gods themselves cry."
Kaisen continued, his little brother growing bigger and bigger with each word. It was like he had a mission to bore the fire to death.
"The thing that created the most beautiful species in the universe."
"Shut the fuck up, man!"
The fire spat out, frustration and embarrassnt mixing in its voice.
Kaisen opened his arms wide, eyes closed, and his dick twitching as it pointed at the little fire below.
He now looked like an angel descending from heaven to grant a wish, but along the way, the angel's dick had wiggled out of his pants and was the first thing to greet the fire.
It was an absurd sight, Kaisen standing there with an air of divine importance, his little brother leading the charge.
The fire was practically cringing in its non-existent boots, its fla flickering wildly in distress.
"Behold, the penis. And now... I'll cleanse you with its divine water, sinner."
"Huh?"
Cleanse. The little fire couldn't comprehend what this deranged pervert was saying, but seeing the dick twitching just above its head gave it a bad premonition.
What was Kaisen going to do with his dick?
Kaisen had his eyes closed and his hands wide open like a saint. Coupled with the orange fiery arm above him, he truly looked angelic.
Then, like the first rain on a desert after a century, small drops of pee rained down on the little fire.
"Ahhhh! Stop pissing on , you deranged pervert!"
The fire scread in outrage.
Kaisen was not stopping. He was not stopping at all.
The small drops of pee turned into a downpour, and the pee rained down on the fire. It was pissing so hard, it was like Kaisen hadn't peed for a week.
The fire sputtered and hissed, steam rising as the pee extinguished its flas.
"This is not how I imagined my end! You lunatic!"
Kaisen continued his divine mission, unwavering.
"Feel the cleansing power! Be purified!"
"Ahhhhh! What the hell, man! Stop! Stop! Please stop!"
The fla squealed in agony, but Kaisen kept going.
"For purging this cursed land, I bless you with my golden shower."
His dick twitched like it had a mind of its own, but Kaisen maintained his focus, eyes closed and arms spread wide, like he was a bizarre angel on a mission.
There's nothing better than water to douse fire, right?
No matter how fiery a fire thinks it is, it's dood to sizzle into nothingness when soaked.
"No, no! Stop pissing on ! Anything but this, please!"
The fire pleaded, but Kaisen wasn't stopping.
The fire felt humiliated. It, sothing that had the power to create monsters, was getting pissed on by so deranged motherfucker who ca into this land as a guest.
Kaisen's ultimate move proved to be successful as the health bar of the Hand of the Night decreased at an alarming rate.
[Hands of the Night]
[79%]
[65%]
[46%]
And down, down it went.
This fire could only strip him of his superficial powers, those flashy abilities that could vanish at any mont, just like now.
But his little brother, his trusty sword, had never failed him once in his life.
That's why Kaisen was confident he'd triumph here.
"Nooooo!"
Cried the fire, now dwindling under the relentless stream.
"Begone, foul creature. And return to the Darkness."
The fire quivered and shrank, dwindling until it was no more than a flickering candlelight. Soon, even that was extinguished by Kaisen's golden stream.
He didn't open his eyes until he saw the familiar ssage appear.
[Congratulations! On defeating a great enemy]
Not only that, he was actually forced to open his eyes wide when he saw what his rewards were.
[Reward: ...]
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