Capítulo 1538: Chapter 1536: You’re a Woman?!
Seeing a character that looked like “mao,” Wang Dadong guessed who the leader might be.
To say, he was an absolute legendary figure in Huaxia’s history, and the founding of Huaxia owed much to his credit. He also had a well-known title — the “God of War.”
Implying he was as divine as a god on the battlefield.
If this was indeed the car of that leader, then forget about a million, even ten million would be worth it.
But according to Wang Dadong’s observations, the chances were slim. However, it didn’t matter, anyway, it’s just a million, as long as the female CEO is happy.
As for whether it’s a waste of money, well, if the wife doesn’t spend, who will you earn money for? Besides, the wife can earn money herself.
Making several billion a year, if one only earns without spending it, wouldn’t that be too lonely?
“Dadong, since I was a child, I had a wish that my boyfriend would ride such a bike and take
for a ride. Just thinking about it gets
a little excited.” The CEO clasped her hands together, tiny stars appearing in her eyes.
Wang Dadong was speechless, muttering, “Did our wife forget to take her dicine today? Her childhood wish was to sit on a Phoenix Brand Bicycle.”
“What did you say?” The boss lady seed to hear Wang Dadong muttering, and imdiately put on a stern face.
“Uh, I said that my wife’s dream is truly high-class, extravagant, and upscale, making those like
believe in love again.” Wang Dadong quickly said.
It’s not clear when it started, but in Huaxia Country, a saying beca popular: Better to cry in a BMW than laugh on a bicycle.
For soone like the CEO who actively wants to sit on the back of a bicycle, she’s definitely too fresh and unique.
“Why did I, the big CEO, fancy soone like you?” The boss seed to feel like a flower planted in manure.
But Wang Dadong just chuckled and said, “Wife, it’s actually simple, because you appreciate the inner essence.”
“Alright, you’ve got a point, but why does it sound a bit weird when you say ‘inner essence’?” The boss lady said innocently.
“Ahem, dear wife, can we have a pure conversation, or do you think ‘inner essence’ has another aning?” Wang Dadong deliberately looked at the female CEO with a ‘you are so unpure’ expression.
Lin Shiyan thought about it, indeed ‘inner essence’ is not a polysemous word. Could it be that the CEO was overthinking? No, no, it must be because she’s been with the beast too long, getting polluted by him.
“Dadong, can we use it as our ans of transportation tonight?” Lin Shiyan looked expectantly at Wang Dadong.
“But… wife, are you sure we won’t be laughed at if we ride out? Already, us appearing together is like a flower planted in manure…” Wang Dadong scratched his head in embarrassnt.
“What are you afraid of, even if you are manure, you are rhinoceros dung!” The boss said dominantly.
“Rhinoceros dung, sounds kind of high-end and classy, huh? But still, it’s dung…” Wang Dadong’s face twitched.
Seeing Wang Dadong looking so embarrassed, the female CEO beca imdiately dissatisfied, frowning, “What? You don’t want to? I could call soone else, you believe it or not, with a single call I could have hundreds of people co to drink my footbath water!”
The female CEO stood with her hands on her hips, looking mighty and formidable.
“Uh…” Hearing the words ‘footbath water,’ Wang Dadong suddenly recalled when he thought the Spiritual Spring was for drinking and ended up drinking the Moon Goddess’s bathwater. He even licked the basin clean, his heart felt like a thousand horses running wild.
However, Lin Shiyan wasn’t exaggerating; there would definitely be many n willing to drink her footbath water.
“So, wife, you an you want
to ride?” Wang Dadong’s eyes fell on the graceful figure of the boss lady.
“Of course, I can’t ride.” The female CEO said casually, then seed to realize sothing, giving Wang Dadong a look.
This guy was really taking every opportunity to take advantage of her.
“Ahem, dear wife, let’s head out!” Wang Dadong knew if he kept teasing, his good wife would probably start losing her temper, so he quickly took the Phoenix Brand Bicycle out of the stairwell.
“Should I change my clothes?” Lin Shiyan looked at her business suit and muttered to herself.
“No need, no need, we’re just going for a bite, no need to go through all that trouble.” Wang Dadong said.
Lin Shiyan thought so too, so she just wore her business outfit and went out with Wang Dadong.
When a Phoenix Brand Bicycle appeared in the villa area, it imdiately attracted a lot of attention, especially from the security guard at the gate.
For such behavior, people living in mansions driving sports cars but opting to ride bicycles, the only sincere comnt could be: “Moron.”
Pretty soon, their big-fra vintage bicycle exited the villa area, but the attention didn’t just diminish, it increased.
“Are won all into this nowadays?”
“Why do flowers always like to be planted in manure?”
“Even if he is manure, he’d definitely be a peculiar piece of manure!”
“Uh, wife, don’t you feel like there are too many people looking at us now?” Despite having a skin as thick as a city wall, Wang Dadong felt a bit pressured.
“They must think I’m too pretty.” The Goddess CEO confidently waved her small fist.
Wang Dadong’s forehead was full of black lines, dear wife, in fact, they’re all calling you a moron…
To avoid attracting more attention, Wang Dadong decided to ride the bike to a more secluded place.
Finally, the attention was reduced a little.
“Dadong, tell
a joke, I haven’t heard you tell a joke in a long ti.” Lin Shiyan blissfully rested her head on Wang Dadong’s back, wrapping her arms around his waist, seeming to enjoy the feeling of sitting on a bicycle.
Telling jokes was definitely Wang Dadong’s forte, back in the day, he was known for hooking up with a single dirty joke. Since the boss lady wanted to hear jokes, he wouldn’t turn her down.
“One day, a teacher was lecturing and asked: ‘If Hua Mulan was injured and unconscious on the battlefield, saved by a new little male soldier and brought back to camp, and when Mulan woke up she still couldn’t speak, what would the little male soldier say to Mulan?’ Xiao Ming: ‘Mulan, my condolences, your little ding-dong got blown off.'”
“Hmm, wife, why aren’t you laughing? Is it not funny? Let
tell you another one.” It seed the boss lady’s humor threshold had increased a lot now.
“Once, a little male soldier found Hua Mulan and confessed: ‘Mulan, I like you!’ Mulan was taken aback, looking at the little soldier in surprise, and said: ‘You, how did you know I’m a woman?’ The little soldier revealed an even more shocked expression, looking at Mulan, and exclaid: ‘What? You’re a woman!'”
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