’Wait, what did you just call ?’ Victoria asked via telepathy.
"Let’s go, Buttoria!" I shouted again.
I didn’t reply with telepathy because I don’t care if people know that I called my lower-half Buttoria. Everyone here already thinks that I’m retarded anyway.
’Because I’m a butt now you called Buttoria? Well, I can’t really complain. I should have transford into sothing else instead of being the horse part. I just thought that it would be fun being a half horse. I never really thought that the upper-half is stupid even though I know that he could be the stupidest man in the world when he wants to. Let’s just get it done fast,’ Victoria said.
and my butt. I’m the centaur who will bring salvation to vampires who will join my side. Only when I’m a centaur. Other than that, I’ll use them just like the other monsters by my side.
I was the only centaur here who didn’t bring any weapon. The rest brought theirs. So brought lances and shield, while so other brought bows and arrows.
The ones with lance protected the ones with bows as they shoot the vampires. While no one is protecting . Because they knew that I’m the last person here to ever need protection.
But the vampires from the other side didn’t know that. So when they saw unprotected, they targeted right away. Thinking that I’m an easy prey as so of them even jumped toward with their head first. Their mouths were open wide as they wanted to sink their fangs into my body.
But that won’t happen. Because I have Buttoria.
With us working together, my lower-half can move as if it’s really the lower-half of a horse. But that won’t be fun, right?
When the vampires surrounded , I kicked the one behind with Buttoria’s hind legs. Using the front legs to kick the ground so the kick toward the vampire will be more powerful.
And I continued to do that. I spun my front part of the body, my real body, and the butt will follow. And I kicked all the vampires who got behind .
But that’s so slow. I have been surrounded again by the vampires.
In fact, it seems like around quarter of the vampires here were targeting . The rest were busy with the other vampires.
The Vampire Kings were fighting each other. And Arin was just observing other vampires so she can protect them. And it’s also because none of the vampires dare to fight her after seeing how easy it was for her to defeat a strong vampire who drank the blood of his own kin last night. While the Vampire King had so trouble doing it.
And other than , the ones who fought the vampires the most were the centaurs. Obviously, after I made the humans left, they shouldn’t have any more blood to drink. And after last night, they should be reluctant to drink blood from their own kind. That’s why they’re targeting the centaurs because they thought that they will get a bit stronger after drinking the blood of the centaurs.
Unfortunately for them, the centaurs were too strong. The centaurs at the front protected the centaurs from the back with their lance and their shield. While the centaurs in the back shoot arrows to the vampires.
Before we move tonight, I told them that if there’s a battle, make sure to keep as many of them alive as possible. Then we can interrogate them after we put the Magic Restricting Collar on them. So they won’t be able to contact soone else via telepathy in case they made contract with a summoner.
Maybe I’ll make the Vampire King wear one as well. Well, only if he’s willing to go so far to prove that he’s not with the cult. I think just the centaurs are enough.
I got surrounded by vampires, and I don’t have enough space to spin and kicked the ones behind again. So I used my special centaur move.
"Let’s do it, Buttoria!" I shouted.
’Just so you know, there’s no centaur that can do this move. What the hell, I’m just a butt now. I shouldn’t complain,’ Victoria said.
This is my special move in centaur mode.
I stood still, while Buttoria spins around using my body as the pivot.
And I just stood still. This ans that sotis, the butt is in front of .
"Spinning Butt Attack!" I shouted the na of my special move.
"There’s no centaur that can do that! What the hell are you!?"
The enemy Vampire King saw doing this move and complained. What does he know about centaur?
"...He’s a variant centaur. He received unnatural strength. But in exchange, his brain got smaller," Arin said.
She was confused at first. But then, she smiled. I think she’s enjoying herself by insulting .
Though I don’t care. I think I’m one of the few people in this world who is completely immune to insult.
"Damn this ugly butt!" one of the vampires who got kicked by my special move complained.
"Do not make fun of my butt!"
I jumped to where he stood while Buttoria still spinning around my waist. And he got knocked out right away.
...I’m sorry, I was wrong. I can still get affected by insults.
Thanks to my special move, I knocked out a lot of them. Then I put the collars around their neck.
Thanks to that move, no one dares to get close to . So this ti, let’s observe the others.
The Vampire Kings were still fighting. Since he said that he wanted to defeat the opponent himself, I shouldn’t interfere.
But the other vampires with him, including his wife, were in trouble. So I had to help them.
I didn’t do much. Just stood where they were fighting and give a bit of advice. Like where to aim and how they should fight together. Though for working together, I think asking Arin is the best choice. But Arin wasn’t the one who was asked to protect them.
After a while, our vampires and centaurs have stopped fighting. Only the vampires who live here still fighting.
And then, the Vampire King’s wife and his other subordinates who are loyal to him finally won the fight. Leaving only the Vampire Kings fighting each other.
"You lose. You’re the only one left," the original Vampire King said.
The other Vampire King looked around. Probably looking for a way to get out of the situation. But Arin and the others have covered his way out. aning that he has no way out of this.
Except one thing. The Vampire Duke who complained to the original Vampire King first. He’s lying down near the Vampire King after Carrie defeated him and put a collar around his neck.
The Vampire King quickly grabbed the Vampire Duke and about to bite his neck. The original Vampire King was shocked that he would do that.
But he couldn’t do that. Because I kicked him with Buttoria’s hind leg!
"No you don’t!"
Just like that, the battle is over. Leaving behind only the original Vampire King, his wife, and ten other vampires.
"...Is this it? We are the only ones left? Everyone has joined him?" the Vampire King asked.
"Unfortunately, yeah. We’re the only ones left. The rest tried to rebel against us," his wife said.
I don’t know what he’s feeling right now. He decided to gather all the vampires under him by making common enemy out of humans. But he got betrayed. Leaving only twelve of them.
"If you don’t mind, we’ll take them from here. Since it’s positive that they’re with the cult even if they wanted to betray them in the end, we can learn sothing from them," Arin said.
"...Let’s get it over with right away. I’m sure that even now, you still have doubt with us, right? Then let’s do this. We will wear those collars and you can ask us anything. We will answer you honestly. After that, you can bring them wherever you want to. I want to kill them myself. At least I thought so. But in the end, I am not soone who can kill my own kin so easily. Please take them away to sowhere I will never see them again," the Vampire King said.
"Of course. So, here are the collars. You can wear them on your own," Arin said.
Then so vampires from our side gave them one collar each to the other vampires. Which they willingly put around their neck by themselves.
I thought of doing that before. But I never thought that the Vampire King would suggest that on his own. I guess he’s truly a smart leader. He could be smarter if he didn’t choose humans as their common enemy though.
Now, since everyone has their collar on, there’s no need for to disguise myself anymore.
Goodbye, Buttoria. I had a lot of fun.
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