The Monk That Wanted To Renounce Asceticism Chapter 695 - A Person With a Story

Chapter 695: A Person With a Story

Translator: CKtalon Editor: CKtalon

“Master, how long will we be walking here? Why do I have to roam the streets, suffer the cold winds, and risk starvation whenever I’m out with you?” Lone Wolf asked bitterly. Although they had brought food, the weather was cold, and the food had long turned cold. Even if he was a wolf, that didn’t an he enjoyed eating cold food!

Fangzheng rapped Lone Wolf on the head and said, “You and your grumbling. Weren’t you having a great ti playing with Dopey in the morning? Now that she’s gone, you’re nagging. Why? Did you take a liking to Dopey?”

“Pui! Master, what kind of taste do you have? That’s a male dog!” Lone Wolf rolled his eyes as he raised his head in extre pride. “Besides, I’m a wolf! A great and mighty alpha wolf once upon a ti! I had a harem of three thousand wolves. Could I fancy a dog, a male one at that?”

Fangzheng grunted. “If I recall correctly, you wolves are monogamous, right? Jingxin is a demon, and his parents are demon kings and queens. I can believe it if he has a harem, but you? If you were that impressive, why were you chased away, starving so badly that you needed to snatch the food of students?”

Lone Wolf instantly blushed in embarrassnt when he heard that. He never expected that he would start believing his own bragging over ti. Great, he had been called out for his bragging now… How embarrassing!

Thankfully, Lone Wolf had long fur, so no one could tell if his face was red or not.

Fangzheng continued. “If you have the ti to brag, go along the riverside. If you find soone fated, your punishnt will be waived. If you can’t find the person, continue starving.”

Lone Wolf imdiately turned spirited when he said that as he said proudly, “Master, don’t worry. Leave it to !”

With that said, Lone Wolf ran off.

A few minutes later, Lone Wolf ran back. “Master, I found a target!”

Fangzheng’s eyes lit up as he asked in excitent, “Where?”

“Underneath the bridge. There are two people! To hide under the bridge in broad daylight, there must be sothing wrong with them!” Lone Wolf analyzed with a look of seriousness.

Fangzheng found his analysis reasonable. Therefore, he rushed over with Lone Wolf.

It didn’t take long before the man and wolf arrived beneath the bridge. Fangzheng looked over under Lone Wolf’s guidance and imdiately, his face turned red!

He saw a man and woman hugging each other, kissing as their hands ran across each other…

“Master? How’s that? Isn’t that problematic? They are biting at each other! When we wolves fight, we also bite the neck and body. But we never bite each other’s mouths! To think they aren’t even sparing the mouth. Disgusting. Don’t they find each other’s saliva gross? Eh? Master, why are you pulling my tail? Aren’t we going to stop them? Master? Say sothing? Hey… Why is your face so red?” Lone Wolf howled without using his capacity to speak.

This was also sothing Lone Wolf, Squirrel, and Monkey had figured out recently. Apparently, they could always communicate by speaking animal language, allowing them to communicate all the sa since all of them could understand each other. As for human language? It was dangerous to use, and they could only speak it when there were no humans around.

Fangzheng’s face was so red that he had once again turned into a Fangzheng-branded soy egg. This darn dog!

Thankfully, the couple were too focused on each other and failed to notice Fangzheng and the wolf’s voyeuristic spying. Otherwise, Fangzheng had no idea how he would go about explaining himself.

Fangzheng dragged Lone Wolf by the tail into the woods before smacking him…

“Master, if there’s a problem, just say so. Why did you beat ? Boohoo…” Lone Wolf followed behind Fangzheng in an aggrieved manner.

“Shut up! I was beating a dog; it’s not like I was hitting a human!” said Fangzheng.

“I’m a wolf, not a dog!” Lone Wolf imdiately corrected him.

“A wolf dumber than a dog,” said Fangzheng with a nod.

Lone Wolf: “…”

Following that, Lone Wolf went everywhere and in the end, Fangzheng found all the couples hidden in the woods and grass. Occasionally they would be seen and end up being cursed at. When they encountered the more bad-tempered ones, Fangzheng was even at risk of being beaten.

Helpless, Fangzheng decided to give up on letting Lone Wolf do the searching. The a**hole just brought more trouble!

Just as Fangzheng was getting tired of walking, the street lamps lit up.

Only then did Fangzheng realize that the sky had gone dark!

“Master, I’m hungry.” Lone Wolf looked pitifully at Fangzheng.

“Shut up! You haven’t done a single thing except invite trouble. You still want to eat? Carry on starving.” Fangzheng harrumphed as his stomach growled as well.

Lone Wolf sat across Fangzheng with his head bowed. He looked up diagonally from across Fangzheng, hoping that Fangzheng would give in from his starving glance.

Unfortunately, Fangzheng completely ignored him. He too was feeling vexed. He discovered that he really couldn’t use the Formless Door for leisure. Although the Formless Door could let him travel hundreds of kiloters in an instant, the price was too great! Not completing a mission was like not finishing howork for school. He would keep having that guilty feeling of not having finished sothing. If he didn’t finish the mission, Fangzheng would feel restless, much less have the mood to wander around in leisure.

Just as Fangzheng was letting his thoughts run amok, an elder walked past and sighed. “That child is here again. Sigh.”

This long sigh attracted Fangzheng’s notice. He looked over and saw a long-haired girl by the river side, under the embanknt. She was on a boulder wearing a white period costu! She had a zither on her as she sat there motionless.

The brilliant moon rose into the sky, showering its silver moonlight onto the river. As the river’s waves rose, they distorted the moonlight.

This scene had a cinematic feel to it, and it was beautiful.

Fangzheng and Lone Wolf exchanged looks as they got up and went to the embanknt. They held the railings and looked at the girl beneath.

Lone Wolf whispered. “Master, what’s this girl doing? I heard from Junior Brother that female ghosts like to wear white.”

Pa!

Fangzheng smacked Lone Wolf in the head and whispered. “Don’t spout nonsense.”

“Oh…” Lone Wolf kept quiet.

At that mont, a happy shout sounded. “Brother, you ca here too? Jingxin, good doggy!”

Fangzheng turned his head and saw no one behind him! He then lowered his head and saw Little Seven. The boy was tiptoeing to reach Lone Wolf’s head. With a look of exasperation, Lone Wolf lowered his head to be petted.

“Abbot Fangzheng, what a coincidence. We et again.” With Little Seven there, it definitely ant that his hot-tempered sister, Zhang Huihui, was there too. However, instead of erupting into a rage, she greeted Fangzheng with a chuckle.

Upon hearing that, Fangzheng smiled bitterly. This sure was no coincidence. He had spent the entire day there, so he knew that anyone who approached this spot now clearly ca with a purpose.

But even so, he said, “It’s indeed a coincidence. Patron, are you out on a walk?”

Little Seven exclaid. “Not at all! We are hear to listen to the performance. That Big Sister sings there every day. She sings really well.”

Zhang Huihui nodded and said, “Her na is Duan Liu, a southerner. She plays the zither and sings here every day. Furthermore, she always repeats the sa song. She sings late into the night before leaving. In the beginning, people thought that she was preparing a show, so they ca. But over ti, with her always singing the sa song, and how should I describe that song… Well, anyway, fewer people started coming. However, there are always newcors as well. They wait here to listen and watch. But I think she’s not actually performing. She should be soone with a story.”