Chapter 1499: This Monk Is Engaging in Assault!
Translator: Atlas Studios Editor: Atlas Studios
At the sa ti, the BMW driver subconsciously stopped paying...
The others looked over...
Behind them, there was a monk dressed in tattered clothes. He looked young and familiar, but they could not recall where they had seen him before.
“Little Monk, I advise you to pretend that you didn’t see anything and return to your car,” said the baldy.
Fangzheng smiled. “Amitabha. Thank you for your kind intentions, Patron. However, This Penniless Monk did see this patron take out a la chicken and throw it behind the tires. Since This Penniless Monk saw it, he can’t possibly not say it, right?”
Upon hearing that, the BMW driver suddenly said, “Venerable One, forget it... Just treat it as running it over. Let’s leave quickly.”
Clearly, the driver knew that Fangzheng was helping him. He also knew that it wasn’t as simple as running a chicken over. This was equivalent to having encountered a bandit. Without money, he couldn’t leave.
“Leave? No one can leave without 2,000!” Ping Yuan said.
The group suddenly dispersed and surrounded Fangzheng.
Fangzheng said, “Patrons, This Penniless Monk can’t even take out two yuan. It’s too much for you to ask for 2,000. Besides, you threw the chicken. How can you bla this patron?”
The BMW driver turned anxious as he tugged at Fangzheng. “Venerable One, stop it...”
Fangzheng said, “Patron, don’t worry. This Penniless Monk has already called the police. The police will be here soon.”
“What? You f**king called the police?” Ping Yuan and company imdiately lost their composure when they heard that.
The bald man’s image of a good person changed. He took a step forward and grabbed Fangzheng by the collar. “Darn monk, you were mistaken. He was the one who ran over the chicken, so both of you have to pay for it! Do you believe that our brothers would reduce the two of you to that of the chicken before the police arrive?”
Fangzheng wore a silly smile. “Patron, you really threw the chicken yourself. If you don’t believe , ask that chicken.”
“Ask the chicken?” Everyone was stunned as they looked at Fangzheng as though he was a retard.
Fangzheng ignored them and turned to look at the innocent-looking chicken on the ground. “Patron Chicken, who broke your leg? I know you can’t speak. Why not point out the person with your wing?”
Everyone was speechless...
The man with the pickaxe chuckled. “I thought I t a hero who was willing to do anything for the sake of justice, but I ended up eting a retard...”
“Is this monk crazy?”
“A chicken can even identify the perpetrator? F**k, this monk probably didn’t take his dicine, right?”
...
The bald man was amused as well. “This chicken can... Holy sh*t...”
Before the bald man could finish speaking, he saw the chicken extend its wing and point at Ping Yuan.
When Ping Yuan saw this, he was imdiately given a fright. Following that, he cursed, “Who the f**k are you pointing at?” As he spoke, he was about to kick the chicken.
Fangzheng hurriedly pulled away the bald man’s hand that was grabbing his clothes. It was as though the bald man was cooperating with him. He slapped it away and ran in front of the chicken.
The baldy was taken aback as he looked down at his hand. Due to the monk’s forceful tug, his fingernails had split!
Thinking back to the monk’s strange strength, the baldy instantly broke out in a cold sweat. He subconsciously touched the knife in his pocket before his heart cald down.
“Patron, since the chicken said you did it, just admit it,” said Fangzheng to Ping Yuan.
Ping Yuan said angrily, “Admit your sis...”
Before he could curse, Fangzheng suddenly covered Ping Yuan’s mouth and said, “Patron, if you have sothing to say, it’s not good to curse. Also, you can scold This Penniless Monk, but don’t bring family into this... Otherwise, This Penniless Monk will be angry.”
As Ping Yuan listened to the monk’s nagging, he tried his best to free himself from the monk’s grip. However, he was surprised to discover that the monk’s hand was like an iron clamp that grabbed his mouth. He was stunned that he could not pry open his hands!
On the contrary, the more he exerted strength, the more strength the other party exerted. He had a feeling that his teeth had been loosened... If this continued, he would probably be crushed!
“Patron, if you agree to This Penniless Monk’s suggestion, nod. If you don’t agree, shake your head, alright?” Fangzheng smiled.
Ping Yuan nodded hard.
Fangzheng retracted his hand and said, “That’s good.”
“Let go!” At that mont, the bald man suddenly took out a knife and placed it at Fangzheng’s back. At the sa ti, he said fiercely, “Monk, don’t think that you can act heroically just because you have been practicing so martial arts for a few days. Get lost, or don’t bla for being impolite!”
The others could tell that the monk was here to cause trouble.
Fangzheng said helplessly, “Patrons, the chicken has already co out to testify. Do you still want to continue the extortion?”
“A chicken testifying? Are you kidding ? This chicken only extended its wing to stabilize its body. What kind of testimony is this? I’ll only believe you if he crows three long and two short tis.” Soone in the crowd laughed.
Fangzheng nodded and said, “Alright. Patron Chicken, if it was this patron who injured you, please crow out three long and two short tis.”
Everyone was amused. “This monk is really crazy...”
However, in the next mont, everyone went mad...
All of a sudden, the chicken raised its neck. Cock—Cock—Cock——Cock! Cock!
Three long and two short!
“Holy sh*t...” Soone was so frightened that his hand trembled and the weapon in his hand dropped.
The BMW driver almost couldn’t hold his wallet anymore...
The bald man broke out in cold sweat. “Monk, you... How did you do it?”
The monk turned around with a smile and said, “Patron, if you don’t want others to know, don’t do it. You should stop now...”
“F*ck you!” Ping Yuan roared and suddenly took out a hamr from his chest!
The bald man exclaid, “No!”
However, Ping Yuan’s hamr had already landed on Fangzheng’s head.
There was a clang!
Sparks flew!
Everyone was dumbfounded...
The hamr smashed his head, but it did not produce the effect of smashing waterlons. Instead, it created sparks... Was this still a head?
Ping Yuan was so frightened that he began to question life. He looked at the hamr in his hand and then at the monk who had turned around without any damage. He said, “You... What are you?”
Fangzheng said with a look of disappointnt, having expected better from him, “Patron, let’s talk nicely. Why use violence?”
As he spoke, Fangzheng raised his leg and kicked!
Everyone heard a loud bang. Ping Yuan was sent flying more than twenty ters away like a soccer ball before falling into a ditch... He held his stomach and scread, but he could no longer get up.
“Ping Yuan!” The bald man cried out in alarm as he stabbed Fangzheng. With a clang, the dagger seed to stab into steel, unable to penetrate the flesh!
Fangzheng turned around and shook his head slightly...
The bald man said with a sobbing tone, “Master, I...”
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