Chapter 1487: If I Run, I’m a Tortoise
Translator: Atlas Studios Editor: Atlas Studios
Chen Haocheng walked with the two n aggressively, shouting, “Which dog dares to block my door? If you don’t co out, don’t bla for killing your dog!”
As he shouted, many people gathered to watch the commotion.
Seeing that no one had stepped forward, Chen Haocheng sneered in his heart and said loudly to the two of them, “Attack once we see the dog later! A dog that isn’t leashed and runs around randomly deserves to be beaten to death!”
Everyone imdiately laughed when they heard that.
Chen Haocheng said angrily, “What are you laughing at?”
“Your dog isn’t leashed every day. Does it an it deserves being beaten to death?” Soone laughed.
Hearing this, Chen Haocheng’s face instantly turned red. He snorted. “My dog is very obedient! It doesn’t bite!”
At that mont, a monk walked out from the crowd and said with a chuckle, “Amitabha. This Penniless Monk’s dog doesn’t bite anyone either. It’s just sitting there; yet, you want to beat him? Isn’t that too much?”
When he saw the monk again, the store owner felt a little embarrassed.
No one was a fool. Although the monk had spoken up for Wang Guixiang, to suddenly produce a bigger dog in the blink of an eye and have it chase Wang Guixiang around the estate made the situation obvious... He was clearly here to teach Wang Guixiang a lesson. He was a good person!
Hence, everyone looked at the monk differently.
Chen Haocheng didn’t know any of this. When he saw the monk jump out and claim to be the owner, he couldn’t hold back his anger any longer. He said angrily, “Your dog? Why aren’t you watching your dog? Why are you letting him run around?”
Fangzheng pressed his palms together. “Amitabha. Patron, This Penniless Monk’s dog isn’t running around. It’s sitting in the stairwell. It’s been sitting there for more than an hour. It’s very obedient.”
When everyone heard that, they could not help but laugh...
Chen Haocheng was infuriated. “Your dog is sitting at my doorstep!”
Fangzheng said, “Is it against the law to sit there? He didn’t bite anyone. Your dog runs everywhere. It’s fine when it chases after children, but there’s a problem when my dog is just sitting there quietly?”
“That’s right. Master’s dog is so obedient! It doesn’t bite!”
“Haha... that’s right. He’s much more obedient than your dog. He just sits there and doesn’t move.”
...
Everyone talked at the sa ti. Chen Haocheng was so angry that his eyeballs almost turned green.
“Heh heh, Monk, you are deliberately making uncomfortable. Fine, just you wait!” Chen Haocheng pointed at Fangzheng and threatened.
Then, Chen Haocheng waved his hand and brought the two n upstairs. As he walked, he shouted, “Letting the dog block my door? If I don’t stew your dog today, I’m not f**king surnad Chen!”
Fangzheng hurriedly shouted when he heard that. “Patron, with your character, it’s fine if your surna isn’t Chen, but don’t take the surna Fang.”
Soone imdiately said, “Don’t be surnad Li, our Li family will not accept you either!”
“Our Wang family also refuses to accept you!”
“Our Sun family won’t accept you!”
“Our He family won’t accept you!”
...
Listening to the shouts of the onlookers who were not afraid of causing a scene, Chen Haocheng was so angry that he was about to explode.
“Brother Chen, don’t be angry. If you stew the dog later, he will cry!” a man in a white shirt said.
The other was wearing a gray sports t-shirt and shorts. He held a tal stick in his hand as he said with a smile, “That’s right. What’s there to be angry about with these idiots? It’s just a dog. What’s the big deal? Once we finish this dog, they will stop.”
Chen Haocheng nodded as well. At the sa ti, he called Wang Guixiang and said, “Honey, don’t worry. I’m back! We’re almost at our doorstep. That dog hasn’t left yet, right? Prepare to eat dog at tonight!”
“Old Chen, did you bring a gun?” Wang Guixiang asked.
“It’s just a dog. Why should I bring a gun? A tal rod and a dog muzzle would do. Once it’s muzzled, it’ll be resolved with a stick. Don’t bother about that. Anyway, prepare so good food. I’ll be entertaining my brothers later,” Chen Haocheng said.
When Wang Guixiang heard that there was no gun and that they had returned with only a tal pole, she imdiately reeled with anxiety at the thought of the dog’s figure. “How many people did you bring?”
Chen Haocheng smiled and said, “I got two guys. They’re all tall and burly lads. Together with , we can even finish two dogs. Don’t worry. Oh right, take out that bottle of Maotai. We will drink it later!”
“Drink your ass! Hurry up and run! Don’t co up!” Wang Guixiang imdiately turned anxious as she cursed.
Chen Haocheng was stunned...
He had made the call with speaker mode on. When Wan Guixiang started scolding him, his two brothers wore a strange look on their faces.
Chen Haocheng felt embarrassed in front of his brothers. His face turned red as he cursed, “What are you scolding for, Bitch? Are you looking down on us? Do you think the three of us can’t even deal with a dog? Run? Run my ass! If I run today, I’ll be a f**king tortoise!”
After shouting, Chen Haocheng felt great.
However, his two brothers kept tugging at his clothes. He frowned. “What are you doing?”
“Is that your ho? Is it that dog?” the man in the white shirt asked in a trembling voice.
Chen Haocheng raised his head, looked at his doorstep, and uttered, “Ah... Ah? Ah!”
He went from calm to shock to fright...
Chen Haocheng and the other two widened their eyes, only to see a dog as big as a bull sitting at the door. Its fangs were longer than a finger! Its gaping mouth seed to be able to eat half a person...
At this mont, Chen Haocheng finally understood why Wang Guixiang hat gotten him to run. Even ten people wasn’t enough against such a big dog, let alone three people!
“Brother... Brother Chen, I don’t think we can handle this,” the man in the white shirt said with a trembling voice.
“Go... step back. Don’t make a sound. Slowly... don’t alarm him.” Chen Haocheng felt his legs trembling as he retreated with the two of them.
At that mont, the dog suddenly turned its head and grinned at them. It was unknown if it was smiling or doing sothing else, but the trio felt their scalps tingle!
The man in the t-shirt imdiately threw his tal rod and ran off!
This was like a chain reaction. The white-shirted man also threw the dog muzzle and ran.
Seeing this, Chen Haocheng cursed loudly. What are you running for? Then, he ran down the stairs, because he saw that the dog was also coming down!
Downstairs, people gathered together and looked up. They saw the lights in the corridor light up one floor at a ti until it reached the fifth floor.
“Master, there are three of them. Can your dog fend them off?” the shop boss asked worriedly.
Fangzheng smiled. “It’s fine... Even thirty will be fine.”
“Will soone die?” the boss thought of the dog’s head and asked worriedly.
Fangzheng shook his head. “No. My dog is really obedient.”
The owner laughed dryly and said, “That’s what all dog owners say.”
Fangzheng: “...”
“Five... Four...”
The shop owner was stunned and asked, “Master, what are you counting?”
Fangzheng said, “Counting down to the mont they let out pig squeals. Three, two...”
“I don’t think so. Chen Haocheng is a pig butcher. He’s very fierce.” The boss shook his head.
“One...” Fangzheng finished counting down.
Then, along the stairwell, they heard: “Ah!!!”
A scream was heard, and the lights in the stairwell were all turned on...
Reviews
All reviews (0)