"My Lord, perhaps... uh... would it be best if we cleared the area?"
"Shut up."
These fucking bastards really seed to think I was going to fuck the ain. I shook my head and clicked my tongue. The ain collapsed on the floor was screaming its head off.
"To think humans, no matter how corrupt, would think of mixing bodies with us noble Dragonians! You must be insane! You disgusting bastards! Looking at you lot, you're undoubtedly the type to fuck goats and rmaids! Hmph, just kill !"
So goats and rmaids are in the sa category. The knights, who had achieved the brilliant feat of capturing the ain alive, bit their lips and avoided each other's gazes. I raised my mace and t the ain's eyes.
"Now. What's your na?"
"A proud Dragonian does not give its na to others—Aaaaaargh!"
It was getting long-winded, so I slamd my mace into the arm a knight was holding. A refreshing status window for [Assault Trooper] popped up above its head as the ain's arm shattered into pieces. The ain struggled with all its might, but with five knights pinning it down, even an ain could do nothing. With one arm destroyed, the ain began to scream.
"Kuaaaargh! Spare ! If you spare , I'll tell you anything! I'll even offer you my body! Please, just spare my life!"
They say those with high intelligence have a strong attachnt to life; the tribe's pride was nothing before the instinct for survival. I clicked my tongue and asked the ain.
"Why are you coming down from the mountain range?"
"Humans! We did it because we need humans! We cannot provide the sacrifices on our own!"
"Sacrifice?"
Were these bastards performing human sacrifices? The ain panted, its tongue hanging out. It looked like it was about to die, so I cast Heal on its destroyed hand as a temporary asure. The shattered hand began to regain its form.
"Gurgle... Guuuh... Yes... Yes! We needed a sacrifice! Our king desired a sacrifice!"
The ain's boss wasn't even a nad mob. The ain boss was just a monster that looked exactly like the other ains, just with a crown on its head. It didn't give more experience points, nor did it offer any special rewards. It was just an ain. But that king demands human sacrifices? Sothing was strange.
"Who exactly is it that desires the sacrifice?"
"The one... who lives in the cave...! That one's na is...! W-We cannot speak it with our mouths!"
Boom!
I slamd the mace once more into the arm where new flesh was growing. It violently smashed into the dirt floor, and the ain's flesh and blood drenched the ground. The knights grimaced as blood splattered onto their armor.
"Kiaaaaaargh! I can't say it! I'm telling you, I can't! It ans it can't be pronounced in our language! It's true! You'll understand if you hear it! The na itself is unpronounceable!"
"Forget the na. So what kind of being is it?"
"That one is the master of these Dragon Mountains! The Ancient Dragon! Lord Deorgon!"
Boom!
This ti, I slamd it into its calf. The ankle snapped with a grueso sound. The ain let out a bloodcurdling scream.
"Kiaaaaaargh! What's the problem this ti?!"
"Didn't you say it's unpronounceable, you fucking bastard. Is Deorgon a nickna or sothing? Are you fucking with ? Fuck, an unpronounceable na is Deorgon? You're ssing with
right now, aren't you?"
"It's the na we use amongst ourselves! If you were us, would you call it 'the one whose na is unpronounceable'?! Isn't it obvious we'd give it a separate na?! You stupid human bastard!"
"Heal."
The broken limbs began to return to their original form. Even the scales that had been completely pulverized started to slowly grow back. Watching its limbs heal, the ain shut its mouth again. The fact that I was healing its limbs ant...
Boom!
"Kiaaaaaargh!"
...that I would just break them again. Looking at its re-shattered leg, the ain panted with its tongue hanging out. It scread at .
"Kill ! You evil bastard! I'd rather you just kill !"
"I told you I'd let you live if you answer properly, didn't I?"
"Haven't I answered everything properly?!"
"So, why does this great being called Deorgon kidnap people?"
"I don't know!"
Boom!
"Kiaaaaaaaargh!"
"Heal."
The ain's eyes were spinning wildly. Its head, having lost all direction, thrashed about. The ain spat out.
"I-I really don't know! We can't enter the cave! Deorgon ca out personally and took the won! We don't know what happens inside!"
"Hold on, won? The ain that I killed earlier said they had to take n."
"This ti, we were told to bring a man! It said there's a limit to practicing alone with won, so it definitely told us to bring a man! It said it needed a very strong man, so we were trying to find that old man! Where is he? Where is the old man? He always showed up when we caused a ruckus like this, but he's not showing his face at all! Is the old man dead?"
"Hold on a second."
I stepped aside, lost in thought. To summarize the situation, it was this: The ains had no idea the Grand Duke was dead, and were simply kidnapping won on the orders of a dragon living in the Dragon Mountains.
Then, the dragon told them to kidnap a fucking strong man. So they ca down again to raise hell and kidnap a man who roughly fit the description, but because the Grand Duke was dead, no suitable guy showed up no matter what a complete ss the ains made.
A dragon waking up was an understandable problem. Dragons existed in the original ga, after all. They just never made an appearance because they were asleep.
"That old man needs to hurry up and co! Our very survival is being threatened! Do you think we enjoy coming down here and causing all this trouble?! We tried offering ordinary humans, but Deorgon said they were too weak!"
"Then you should have just asked for one strong guy to be sent over. Instead of making a complete ss like this."
"Dragonians do not... to humans..."
Boom!
"Kiaaaaaaaargh! We were wrong! We were wrong! Forgive us! Aaaaaaargh!"
This ti, I crushed its hand and then began to press down on it firmly. Blood gushed out from the hand, which still had feeling. The ain scread at the sight. I stopped pressing and asked.
"Fucking hell. I've seen all sorts of idiotic motives. Now, lizard. This is the last thing I'm going to ask..."
"It's Dragonian!"
"Heal."
"It's lizard! We are also called lizards! We are filthy lizards!"
"Good. You're obedient. So, have you guys by any chance seen a pretty woman with short, black hair?"
"Even if you say a pretty woman, to us, all humans look the sa, so we wouldn't know."
Boom!
"Kiaaaaaargh!"
"Fuck, you're not color-blind, are you, you fucking bastard. You don't know what a woman with short, black hair is?"
"I know her! She's the last one we offered to Lord Deorgon!"
"What the fuck?"
This is the worst-case scenario. After I treasured and saved her, a dragon just gobbled her up? Perhaps sensing sothing from my expression, the ain shouted.
"She's alive! I saw that she's still alive! I know because I received an oracle from Lord Deorgon previously! I saw that woman alive inside the cave! Lord Deorgon said he needed a man more than a woman!"
It was a relief she was alive. It seems it wasn't just killing them. What the hell is that bastard Deorgon doing in there? Since the dragons never showed their faces in the original ga, I had no idea what kind of beings they were.
Roughly thinking about it, since this world's setting is an erotic ga, is the dragon for so super-lesbian action? So it got tired of fucking around with AA and is calling for a man? I shook my head after thinking that far. No matter how I thought about it, that was too simplistic. The ain cautiously opened its mouth.
"You! You seem strong, so I will guide you to that cave. I swear on the honor of my tribe! If this matter is resolved, we will not attack for a while!"
I just ignored its words. They're the kind of bastards who would say that, and then if I go and die, they'll invade for all to see. These bastards are too good at pretending to be hurt and weak. If I fall for such a lie, I'll end up right in the dragon's jaws, just like AA.
"But how did you offer AA?"
"Th-That woman? She said she wanted to et Lord Deorgon, so we guided her."
Like so crazy bitch obsessed with gender-swap magic. She must have run into the ains while wandering the mountain range. The ains must have been thrilled that a super strong woman was looking for a dragon and sent her straight to the cave. By now, she's probably been subjected to so dragon-on-dragon action and undergone female corruption, or she's stuck in a dragon press, moaning 'aang'. I just decided to forget about AA.
I can't beat a dragon by myself. If it's a boss that didn't even appear in the original ga, it's on the level of an event boss, and those bastards are the type you might not beat even with a max-level raid party.
I have no idea what would happen to
if I went in alone, and if I just say that AA beca the dragon's onahole, Erina will probably understand and forgive . That bitch is, at her root, an Elf Princess. She wouldn't spout so bullshit about
having to rescue AA from the dragon.
The only remaining problem now was defeating the ains in this Northern Region. If I can just solve this, I can go back...
"N-Now are you going to release ?"
The ain was panting, but it looked at
with desperate eyes. I thought for a mont and looked at the knights. The knights were shaking their heads. It ant no. I decided to respect the knights' thoughts.
"No."
"H-Hey, that's not what you promised! Release ! Spare !"
I fell into thought for a mont, looking at the ain's sturdy scales. I feel like I could make good use of this. I called over the knights holding the ains.
"Could you all gather here? I have a good idea, would you mind helping
out?"
"What is it?"
"Well..."
** **
The next day. Screams from the ain echoed from the frontline outpost.
"Kuaaaaaaaargh! And you call yourselves humans after this! Uwaaaaaaah!"
"You're atoning with your body for the sin of fucking up the Northern Region, ain. Understand?"
"Kuaaaaaargh! Just kill ! Please, I'm begging you to kill !"
I held up a skinning knife and grinned. The ain's hard, scaly hide was scattered on the floor. A soldier waiting outside took the hide and left the barracks as soon as I peeled it off. The ain's raw flesh was starkly exposed. I caressed that raw flesh and said.
"Heal."
"Kill ! Please, just kill ! You're a demon! You're a bastard like a demon who will fall to hell!"
The scales grew back. It was an idea I got from seeing the scales grow back when I used Heal on the ain's shattered arm. I skin all of the ain's scales, then use Heal again to regenerate them. Then, after infinitely multiplying the hides like this, I will make them all into armor to equip the knights and soldiers.
"Stay still. Fuck, I can't skin you."
"Kuaaaaaargh! Kuaaaaaaaargh! Aaaaaaaargh!"
A full cart's worth. The ain's hide was carried out. The knights couldn't help but admire its hardness.
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