"Uhm...... High Priest. Wh-what is that....."
"Are you trying to sha
further? I can't believe how much of my private life I have to reveal just to save one person. Isn't this enough? I don't want to talk about this topic anymore."
The crowd was murmuring. The old mage didn't know where to look out of embarrassnt. Priest Elson was staring at
with an indescribable expression. In the midst of it all, I was enduring the sha that washed over
like a wave. It was so humiliating. To think I'd suffer this kind of disgrace just to save one person. I had expected the dildo, but I never imagined a blue muscular man would pop out of it. The male hologram shimring with mana made
feel awful just looking at it.
Because Soya hadn't stopped the dildo, the blue body was still thrusting its hips like crazy. Even if I blew a month's salary on a stripper and made her twerk, she wouldn't be able to move her hips that violently. The old mage let out a groan and fell into deep thought. He must be at a loss. He probably didn't expect
to act this crazy and expose everything.
Prying any further would be discourteous, so the old mage had no choice but to leave. No matter how obsessed he was with solving the case, he couldn't spout nonsense like going to my wife to ask or confirm.
The only silver lining was that none of the priests, mages, or rcenaries were making lewd talk or insulting remarks about Eve. The last friend who insulted Eve in front of
was now a star in the sky, so it was only natural. Only I am allowed to tease or curse at Eve.
As the situation seed to be resolving, people began to stealthily disperse. Actually, it seed more like they wanted to escape this embarrassing situation than that it was actually resolved. The mages had also lowered their staffs and were looking at the old mage. With no more justification to restrain Soya, they had to wait for the old mage's orders.
"....Withdraw!"
As if they had been waiting for the old mage's command, the mages scattered in perfect unison. The old mage looked at
and said.
"You will regret this."
In fact, I was regretting it very much right now. By the ti I return to my territory, the rumor would have spread there too. How am I going to handle this? She won't get angry, right? Priest Elson was avoiding my gaze. The other priests also kept their mouths tightly shut, desperately trying not to make eye contact with . Soya was still sitting on the floor, looking at .
It looked like she wanted to say sothing to . She mumbled her lips, looked at , then averted her gaze again, her face revealing her complicated emotions.
In the original work, Soya was a character with an underlying distrust of humans. A pure hater who despised both monsters and humans, she ets the hero, becos a companion, and then, falling for the hero's kind and charming personality, finally spreads her legs—that was the story.....
The story had long since gone off the rails, so I had to worry about how to make Soya spread her legs. I couldn't use the strategy from the original work. Besides, for soone who makes masturbation tools, Soya was a surprisingly picky bitch; she wouldn't just spread her legs because I saved her life once. It would also be strange for , a High Priest, to treat the price of a life as a prostitution fee.
"Sonia Yaivan."
"Y-yes. High Priest."
"Call
Lord. I hear you've been kicked out of both the rcenary Guild and the Magic Tower. Is that true?"
".....Yes. It's true."
Soya answered, lowering her head. Next to her, Pepsi Man was still diligently raping the air. A whoosh, whoosh sound made people shudder each ti it moved its hips. Not wanting to see that disgraceful sight any longer, I pointed at the blue dildo and said.
"Could you please turn that thing off first?"
"Ah, yes."
Soya tried her best to grab the dildo with her hands. But it was impossible to catch the dildo that was ramming the air at the speed of a sewing machine. Didn't she say this was a sex toy? If it can't be stopped, this thing could kill soone.
"How do you stop this? It seems a bit unsuitable to be used as a sex toy."
"Ah, well... I was improving the speed. It's too... intense..."
Soya trailed off, fumbling as she tried to press the button. To press just one button, Soya grabbed the shaft of the dildo that was raping the air and shook it hard. The sight, which looked like she was giving the dildo a handjob, added to the embarrassnt, and the priests turned their heads and cleared their throats.
"Ah, this... why isn't it working... Ee-eet...!"
Soya grabbed the dildo with both hands, fumbled all over it, and finally found the button. As soon as she pressed it, the blue form froze, then disappeared with a full-body shudder. The dildo that had been floating in the air fell with a thud, and Soya hastily put it in her arms and curled up. Then she bowed her head deeply to
and shouted.
"Th-th-thank you for saving !"
My mind went blank for a mont at the astral sight Soya had just shown, but I barely managed to pull myself together. Soya was bowing her head, showing her courtesy. Priest Elson and the other priests looked like they wanted to get out of there as soon as possible.
Priest Elson was clearing his throat and sneaking glances at , and the priests were leaning back slightly, avoiding each other's eyes. I ignored their gazes and focused on Soya. As she bowed, her huge breasts swayed, revealing a deep valley. I fixed my gaze on that valley and spoke.
"Sonia Yaivan. So you have no work at the mont, correct?"
"Y-yes. That's right."
Soya nodded, glancing at
cautiously. Then she subtly covered her cleavage, where my gaze was fixed. Fucking hot. I averted my gaze and asked again.
"Then, you don't have anywhere else to go either, do you?"
"N-no. I don't."
"In that case, I'd like to make a proposal. It's a pretty good one for you, too. Would you like to hear it?"
"Y-yes. Please tell ."
Soya was being very obedient. It seed to be because I was her lifesaver and hadn't shown any contempt despite her making such a sex toy. I was thinking of making Soya our territory's mage.
"Actually, our Peta Territory doesn't have a mage. So I was thinking of using you as the territory mage....."
"Uhm... To beco a territory mage, I need the Magic Tower's approval....."
I frowned at her words. So there was a law like that. Only a mage with the Magic Tower's approval could beco a territory mage. But Soya had been kicked out of the Magic Tower, so she couldn't get approval. And if I were to hire her as a rcenary, she was currently cut off from the rcenary Guild as well. Either way, it was impossible to formally employ Soya. After a mont's thought, I opened my mouth.
"First, could you go to the Peta Territory? We can discuss the asures there. And as for that gift, my wife might actually like it, so you could show it to her."
Considering Eve and Cellu played with dildos on the ship all the ti, it might surprisingly be a decent gift. You never know. Her hobby might be dildo collection. Soya seed a bit flustered by my words. It looked like she didn't expect
to actually tell her to send it.
But from my perspective, it was better for Soya to show the dildo to Eve. That way, even if Eve refused to accept it, the Magic Tower couldn't say anything funny later.
"Th-this? Really?"
"Yes. Bring it along while you're at it. Well, if you don't want to give it, you don't have to. I'll send a letter to the Peta Territory first, so if you arrive before the letter, you might have to wait a bit."
"Yes. I understand."
Soya picked up her staff and stood up again. I could see her legs trembling. The way her breasts swayed every ti she moved was so overt that I unconsciously swallowed my saliva. The priests leaned back even further, looking away from each other. I said to Priest Elson.
"Let's just send one letter and go, Priest Elson."
"Ah, yes. Yes! Please do, High Priest Lusius."
And so, I sent a letter to the Peta Territory and got back on the carriage. A lot of ti had passed, and the sun was already setting in the west. It was late afternoon. Inside the carriage, even with the sun shining in, a dreary energy lingered. Priest Elson looked at
with a very awkward face before looking outside again.
This is usually the best reaction people can manage when they find out about soone else's sex life. They pretend it's nothing, but in reality, they're so conscious of it they can't help it. Moreover, my wife was the most famous rmaid in this southern region. Imagining that rmaid having sex with a giant dildo the size of a 30cm ruler in front of her husband, he couldn't bring himself to look
in the face.
"Priest Elson? Are you uncomfortable?"
"What? Ah, no. It's just, the carriage is a bit slow."
"Shouldn't we just tell them to speed up, Priest Elson?"
"Th-that's right. That... about what happened just now...."
"Even for , ntioning my wife's affairs like that is a bit much, Priest Elson."
It's a lie, so just let it go—is what I wanted to say, but the Archdeity Church was already involved and the Soya issue was too deeply entangled. I felt a little sorry for Eve, but I decided to push forward with the lie that I had ordered a giant dildo from a mage for her.
She'd forgive , right? It probably won't be a big deal. A dildo gift is sothing that could happen, and if I explain that things got twisted and soone was about to die, Eve surely wouldn't get that angry.
Eve would surely have no choice but to understand once she heard the situation explanation later.
However, despite that, the air inside the carriage and among the party was endlessly awkward. Riding in a carriage with people I've never t before surely wouldn't be this awkward. No matter what I said, Priest Elson wouldn't et my eyes, the young priests looked at
with a peculiar gaze, and the cart drivers were also staring at
with what seed to be an envious gaze.
I could see them talking to each other in low voices, pointing at their own forearms or legs. Seeing them look at
mid-conversation and give each other a thumbs-up, it didn't seem like a very healthy conversation.
I was heading to the next territory, receiving a gaze mixed with envy and contempt. As they say, a good start is half the battle. I had only visited the first territory, but I felt like I had accomplished a great deal.
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