༺ The Lucky Box Event (2) ༻
-Title: Why Magic Is Great.txt
It was said that highly advanced science is indistinguishable from magic. Thus, the ‘Cosmic Emperor’s’ Dinsional Transfer Technology is magic. Therefore, the Cosmic Emperor is a mage and the magic that succeeded in Dinsional Material Transfer is great.
To add, here is the proof.
(Roughly a picture of the Lich King’s third rib bone.jpg)
ㄴwhat kind of dogshit is this? u couldve shat out a bit less couldnt u
ㄴcan soone summarize
ㄴsummary: anyway magic is lit
ㄴwhat is this proof even for LMAOOO
ㄴis this mfer stupid
ㄴas if a sane person would ever beco a lich
ㄴby the way r u saying u actually got the event?
ㄴwhy would this crazy mofo post that picture? isnt this counted as one of those heinous images?
ㄴi think it’s a rib bone….
ㄴSeeing as how it is discolored, it looks as if it’s been rotten for a long ti.
ㄴthis lil shit is a 1500 year old lich. he always yapped around claiming to be the suzerain of magic or sothing then got fucked in the ass by the DevilKing in a debate.
ㄴreport report report
ㄴ(TheLichIsRich) Hmph! How dare these inferior humans not know true magic?
ㄴthis lil shitter has sooo much fucking pride in his magic and race frfr
ㄴokay sure, thank u next. magic gets crushed by SF technology and u got ur ass handed to u by the DevilKing jajaja
ㄴ(TheLichIsRich) It is not that we were crushed! The greatness of magic remains unchanged! And SF is… Magic!
ㄴnever cook again
ㄴretard
ㄴreport report report lets see how this new report feature works
ㄴur shaking in ur boots, huh? sensei boor
ㄴwhy dont u give up magic and beco a scientist for a chance, lich kun?
Raymond, using the nickna ‘TheLichIsRich’, felt like his eyes were going to pop out of his skull in anger.
“Those lowly beings who cannot even prove their own worth dares…!”
Fine. I admit it.
Honestly, he might have underestimated the very essence of scientific advancent, SF. After all, the ‘Cosmic Emperor’ guy seed nothing but an attention seeker with a severe case of mythomania.
Raymond had to calm his trembling phalange bones as he looked at the object in front of him.
Clack-
‘To think Interdinsional Material Transfer was truly possible…’
Despite the evidence right before his eyes, it was still hard to believe. After all, many intellectuals had struggled to unveil the truth of the [Integrated Dinsional Community].
Exactly how many transcendents had wasted their lives on Community Research only to die in vain?
‘And I have no choice but to believe other dinsions exist….’
[Integrated Dinsional Community]
There, people from various worlds existed. And the na itself suggested dinsional integration, didn’t it?
Even if one tried to think of it as just different planets in the sa dinsion….
‘A transcendent who actually went into space had confird it.’
There was no reason why one couldn’t go into space just because it was not an SF world. Raymond rembered. A Demonic Dragon, called the Divine Dragon, had once ventured into space.
Though it eventually turned into cosmic dust due to the limitations of being a living creature, the Divine Dragon had traveled the universe for hundreds of years. And while doing so, it consistently logged its journey in the community.
The logs clearly stated. No matter how much it traveled, it never felt a connection to any other community link.
Moreover, there was a second reason.
What was that again? Parallel worlds? Worlds that were mostly similar but slightly different. Could there really be nurous parallel words in just one dinsion?
Raymond thought not.
The transmigrators or reincarnators of the community often shedded tears longing for their holand. After all, they had lost their entire lives in an instant and were separated from their families.
Even moving to a different country could cause hosickness; how extre would it have been for them to change entire worlds?
And those tired from the constant longing they felt typically sought to form friendships with people from similar backgrounds in the community.
‘I believe them to be weak, but I cannot say I do not understand.’
However, they ca to realize that the worlds they previously lived in were slightly different. Perhaps there were different presidents or slightly different histories.
Finding true compatriots was close to impossible. In fact, Raymond was soone who thought those claiming to be from the exact sa place just hadn’t found their differences yet. That they were from parallel worlds nonetheless.
This ant that other dinsions truly existed, thus making it inevitable for the transcendents to dive into Dinsional Research.
But the results, as could be seen, were…
Absolute nothingness.
Not even the transcendents who flew and soared could fina clue to Dinsional Magic.
So, this figure called the ‘Cosmic Emperor’ was… How…
Lich King Raymond stared at the item in the box with a serious experience.
-(Hair Loss Treatnt) Return your scalp to your pri! The perfect and complete cure for baldness!
-(Hair Wax) Using it once will naturally fix your hairstyle in place for 6 months!
For so reason, from his perspective, the assortnt of gifts were incredibly infuriating.
Is he making fun of ?
“Why have you given such items, Cosmic Emperor?”
It was a question with an answer that could not be heard.
Surely, it wasn’t sent without any reason….
‘Is it perhaps a ssage from the Cosmic Emperor to recall the heart of a human before becoming a Lich?’
“Hair loss treatnt….”
The Lich lifted his rattling bone hand and swept it over his skull. The blue flas flickering in the eye sockets of the Lich trembled slightly.
‘I absolutely, most definitely did not decide to beco a Lich because of my hair.’
“But… if only I had t the Cosmic Emperor a bit sooner… then maybe….”
Raymond flinched. He was reminded of the severe stress he had endured before becoming a Lich.
‘, the Lich King, having regrets? Impossible!’
“CURSES!!!! THERE IS AN INNER DEMON!! A TRULY FEARSO DEVIL INDEED!!”
It was a cry from the Lich King, who ironically looked more like a devil than anyone else.
After calming down, Lich King Raymond stroked his chin with his phalange. It wasn’t important. Whatever the gift was, it was nothing compared to Interdinsional Material Transfer.
“…First, I need to beco closer to the Administrator. Then, after extracting the Dinsional Technology, invading the Cosmic Emperor’s dinsion might be a good idea.”
Raymond smiled with satisfaction as he read the post he had made. It was a post that praised the Administrator aptly, while also elevating the dignity of magic.
An attention-seeking admin would surely respond!
While waiting for the Administrator’s reaction, Raymond read the community’s comnts with extre patience.
After all, he felt like he couldn’t hold back his curses and swears if he started replying to scum.
Ding-
“It is here!”
What kind of reaction would the ‘Cosmic Emperor’ show?!
[Your community use has been blocked for 3 days.]
[Reason: byebye]
Raymond doubted his own eyes for a mont.
“…?”
Why? Just why?
He had posted the proof picture just as the Administrator had asked….
And he had even waited quietly without swearing, didn’t he?
Raymond hadn’t realized that the photo he took as proof only captured his third rib bone.
“WHY!!”
After 3 days, the Lich King posted a protest filled with anger.
Of course, in a polite manner.
-Title: Mr. Administrator? Why did this happen?
Why was I muted and blocked from community use when the others were the ones swearing? My only cri was praising you, Mr. Administrator.
Could it be because of this proof picture?
(Roughly a picture of the Lich King’s third rib bone.jpg)
ㄴAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
ㄴLOLLLLL the effectiveness of reporting goes crazy holy
ㄴisn’t this the retard claiming SF is magic?
ㄴLMAOOOOOOOO
ㄴthank you next
ㄴa 1500 year old lich who feels genuinely wronged LOLOL
The effect was imdiate.
[Your community use has been blocked for 3 days.]
[Reason: no disgusting pictures]
“KEUAAAAAAAAGH!”
The Lich King scread, clutching his skull.
“HOW DARE YOU MUTE THIS BODY!!”
After 3 days passed, the Lich King appealed with emotion.
-Title: I apologize. Mr. Administrator. I will not ss around.
So please, no more blocking.
ㄴ(Cosmic Emperor) ok
ㄴLOLLLLLLLLLL
ㄴeven a 1500 year old lich couldnt escape the community addiction
ㄴLOL mfer surrendered
ㄴBreaking News) A 1500-year-old Lich kneels to the tyranny of the Administrator!
ㄴthe lich who was subdued in just 6 days!
ㄴlook at this mfer being mad polite AAHAHAHAHA
ㄴLOL bro! u ca to ur senses, ye!
***
Karlstein had been incredibly busy.
“If you’re going to go crazy, at least do it gracefully, tsk tsk. Delete this, and that….”
(Roughly a photo of an old arc dangling out his lower half.jpg)
(Roughly an extre close-up photo of the BugQueen.jpg)
(Roughly a photo of a goblin’s genitalia that had transcended his species.jpg)
Running the Administrator Mode recently gave him more work to do. It would be simpler to delegate to Aria, but since delegating ant he had to perform the Emperor’s duties himself, that wasn’t an option.
“KEUK! [NTAL INVARIABILITY]!!”
He was sotis shocked by the horrific images posted, commonly referred to as ‘tactical nukes’ in forums. As such atrocities ca from all dinsions, they were photos that an Earthling could never have even imagined.
Perhaps the fortunate part was that he recovered quickly thanks to the [ntal Invariability] trait?
“You will be permanently suspended.”
[Your community use has been blocked for 99999 days.]
[Reason: fk off]
What caught his eye amidst his busy schedule of managing the community’s quality was a proof picture from a notable user nad ‘TheLichIsRich’.
“What…Seriously, what is this crazy bastard posting? I said to send a shot of proof for the event.”
[Your community use has been blocked for 3 days.]
[Reason: byebye]
After 3 days, he sent another penalty for equating advanced SF technology with magic, considering it a grave offense.
“How dare you compare the two? Sssssp.”
Eventually, after confirming the Lich guy’s surrender, he granted rcy.
“But how is there not a single guy who posts a proper review? And it would look far too unsightly to be begging for reviews.”
That was when he noticed a review posted by another user besides the Lich.
It was from a notable user nad ‘DevilKingVirdel’.
“3rd Place in Unofficial Sword Debate Rankings…?”
/genesisforsaken
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