Chapter 473: Chapter 473: Pig Face
Looking at the robot that was even a head shorter than herself, Ji You was speechless for a mont. She thought for a long ti but couldn’t co up with suitable words to respond to the Little Robot.
Finally.
The emotionless electronic voice of the robot reminded her, "Ji You, I am going to start now, please accept my challenge."
After saying this, a gust of wind swept towards Ji You at such a speed that she almost couldn’t react in ti.
"Damn!"
"You just start fighting like that?" Ji You hurriedly dodged the Little Robot’s fierce offensive, but caught off guard, she was still fiercely kicked in the face.
Ji You: "..."
Bang!
Before she could finish speaking, the Little Robot’s fist smashed towards her again. Ji You couldn’t dodge in ti and was hit in the face again.
Hiss—
Ji You sucked in a breath of cold air in pain and couldn’t help but complain, "It’s unfair to hit the face, take it easy will you?"
Little Robot: "In a fight, there is no taking it easy."
Ji You: "..."
"You show no rcy, I’ll show no righteousness," Ji You’s eyes suddenly fierce, "Take my punch."
Boom—
As the Little Robot raised its hand to block Ji You’s punch, it stretched out a leg and tripped her to the ground.
Clang—
Ji You couldn’t believe she fell for it, even though... she had already anticipated the Little Robot’s move but still couldn’t block it.
The Little Robot barely gave Ji You ti to breathe, punching and kicking... The whole process consisted only of these two simple actions, without any fancy tricks, yet Ji You was powerless to resist.
Ji You didn’t know how many punches she had endured, only knew that the falling punches were like raindrops. Initially, she was still worried about her face, but the Little Robot’s lightning-fast offensive left no ti to think about these ssy thoughts, making her entirely imrse herself in the contest with the Little Robot.
Finally—
Bang!
Ji You’s forcefully thrown punch finally hit the Little Robot’s head squarely, but— the next second, Ji You winced and withdrew her hand, "Ouch, ouch, ouch..."
The Little Robot remained unmoved, its chanical voice stating, "My body has also been upgraded, currently made of Starship Level material, capable of withstanding a full attack from a High Energy Particle Cannon, and encountering a Level 6 or lower Star Beast is completely no cause for panic."
Ji You: "..."
Ji You gritted her teeth: "You’re cheating! Cheating!"
Little Robot: "No, I am just upgraded rationally."
Ji You speechless said, "Alright, your intelligence has been upgraded too."
Upon hearing this, the Little Robot seriously replied, "Yes, my intelligence chip employs the highest research institute’s new technology, allowing
to engage in simple conversations with humans by completely adapting human thoughts and ideas, and also to autonomously reply."
Ji You: "..."
Then—
With a swift sweeping leg, she was knocked down to the ground. This ti, not only did her face hurt, her chest was also fiercely punched. Ji You clutched her chest and struggled to stand up, "cough cough... Are you still a boy? Don’t you know it’s unethical to treat a girl this way?"
Little Robot: "Sorry, I am now a girl."
Ji You: "!!!"
"Damn!" Ji You, shaking, opened her mouth wide: "You even changed gender? What exactly did life do to anger you so much that you decided to change your sex?"
The Little Robot earnestly said, "Robots should also have gender rights, please do not discriminate against robots."
Ji You: "..."
Ji You gave in: "Alright, alright... whatever you say... cough! Cough cough..."
Her words, broken into segnts, were interrupted by her violent coughing...
The Little Robot’s electronic eyes flashed a red light, asking, "Do you give up?"
Ji You: "..."
Ji You gritted her teeth: "I do not!"
Losing to a Little Robot, one that was half a head shorter than her and used to be easily defeated by her, how could Ji You swallow this humiliation?
Hearing her words, the Little Robot, quick as lightning, darted in front of Ji You, lightly lifting its foot. Ji You hurriedly backed away, but this was just a feint from the Little Robot. The raised foot slightly hooked while the other leg’s knee lunged forward, fiercely smashing into Ji You’s chest...
Bang!
"Poof—" Ji You clattered to the ground; this ti, she couldn’t get up, and she was genuinely coughing up blood.
All her internal organs had been damaged.
The Little Robot asked, "Do you surrender?"
Ji You, lying on the ground: "So... so cruel. Cough..."
Little Robot said, "War is inherently cruel. Please don’t change the subject, do you surrender?"
Ji You: "..."
Rubbing her chest, Ji You pretended, "I... I surr..."
Surrender my foot!
Although it happened slowly, Ji You suddenly leapt up and aid straight for the robot’s core energy storage—
Bang!
Bang!
Bang!
...
One punch!
Two punches!
Three punches!
...
"Pff..." Spurting a mouthful of blood, Ji You hopped on one foot, pulling her two broken arms back in place: "I... I surrender..."
Little Robot’s electronic eyes flickered once: "Accepted."
Suddenly—
Ji You heard the system announcent deducting 5 academic points from her.
Ji You: "..."
How bitter.
Life just couldn’t go on like this.
Nearby, Mu Jianling, who was watching dramas attentively on the Light Computer, pointed indifferently to one side without even raising her head after knowing Ji You surrendered: "Over there, go lie down."
Following Teacher Mu’s direction, Ji You looked and—
Row upon row, all ’corpses’ eliminated by their opponents.
Lying on the ground, beaten so badly he couldn’t get up was Xuzhou. Seeing Ji You dragging her limp arms toward him, his face showed a hint of discomfort; obviously, he wasn’t very keen on Ji You approaching at this mont.
But Ji You, never one to read the room, upon seeing Xuzhou, blurted out loudly: "Little Zhouzhou, so you ’died’ so early."
Xuzhou: "..."
Zhang Ye, with a swollen face, grimaced nearby and said: "This guy, don’t know what wrong dicine he took, kept chasing
to fight relentlessly, he was unkind, I was unjust. If I must die, we’ll die together."
Seeing Zhang Ye’s miserable state, Ji You laughed, "Such a pitiful pig face, who are you?"
Zhang Ye: "..."
Grinding his teeth, Zhang Ye said: "No. 4444, you and your father ganging up on
alone, do you have no sha? Also—calling
pig face, have you looked in a mirror?"
Ji You raised her hand, touched her face swollen like a stead bun, and felt a profound sadness, montarily losing the mood to tease Zhang Ye.
Xuzhou forced a smile and offered an explanation: "You attacked
first."
Annoyed, Zhang Ye said: "I didn’t see clearly who it was."
Xuzhou said, "Still, you attacked
first."
Zhang Ye said, "Didn’t I apologize afterward?"
Xuzhou said, "Apologies are pointless."
Watching a real-life example of what they call ’plastic brothers,’ Ji You stood by speechlessly and couldn’t help but ask, "Just to confirm, you two were in different teams this ti, right?"
Xuzhou and Zhang Ye simultaneously said, "Sa team."
Ji You, shocked: "Sa team, and you still fought each other? With comrades like you, it’s better that you ’died’ early."
Both: "..."
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