(Note: I changed 'ow' to 'Nyan'.)
If one day, you gained the ability to see other people's preferences—would you feel happy?
Right now, Sakurai Saki only feels... annoyed to death.
You've probably noticed already—he's having a bit of trouble controlling his mouth.
Along with a strange catchphrase that occasionally slips out.
Today's ability: XP Detector (Note: XP aning 'sexual preference' in chinese slang) – Can freely view others' "special" preferences.
Side effect: Hard to control blurting out an extrely embarrassing catchphrase, even when the ability isn't activated.
...
"So damn annoying, nyan~!"
/ᐠ ๑`^´๑ マ
Sakurai Saki blurted out.
Fujiwara Chika, walking beside him, imdiately pulled out her phone the mont she heard it.
Then she looked at Sakurai with an excited face:
"Sakurai-kun!!! Can you say that one more ti?"
((๑✧ꈊ✧๑))
She already had the recorder app open, her cute face full of anticipation.
"No way, nyan…"
(>/////< " )
Sakurai wanted to sink into the ground the mont he said that.
Fujiwara Chika seized the mont and imdiately recorded it.
Found a treasure nyan~!
Nyahahaha, this catchphrase is seriously so cute it's deadly!
/ᐠ≽ > ⩊ < ≼ マ
Especially when Sakurai-kun says it—it's even cuter!!
"Nee~nee~! What's this all about, huh? Tell , please?"
Fujiwara Chika asked curiously.
Did Sakurai-kun get possessed by a cat!?
"Just a penalty for losing a ga… nyaa-um…"
(,,¬﹏¬,,)
Sakurai tried to swallow the last sound into his throat.
In truth, today he had been trying to stay as silent as possible.
It's just that when talking with Shirogane and Hayasaka Ai, he accidentally spoke a bit too much.
Shirogane Miyuki did notice the strange catchphrase from Sakurai, but figured this guy has a few weird days every month anyway, so he didn't really care.
As for Hayasaka Ai, she didn't notice anything, because when talking to her, Sakurai tried to avoid saying 'nyan' (though he failed), and at that ti Ai-chan was busy thinking about confessing, so she didn't pay attention.
To Sakurai Saki—saying nyan to his guy friends was still tolerable…
But saying nyan to a girl!? That's the level of sha where you'd want to dig a hole through the Earth with your foot and jump in!!
Enough to mark it on the list of lifelong irredeemable embarrassnts!
ᕙ( ᗒᗣᗕ )ᕗ
"So today Sakurai-kun is in cat-chan mode all day!? Ehhh~!!"
Fujiwara Chika felt like she had missed sothing huge!!
At first she was just curious whether the reply ssage at noon was sent with a red blushing face of sha.
But now, Chika just wanted Sakurai Saki to say a few more lines.
"So cute nyan! Say a few more things nyan! Sakurai-kun, I beg you nyan~" Fujiwara Chika shouted.
(๑✪ᆺ✪๑)
Luckily, the two were almost at the student council room, so no one else was around.
Sakurai Saki glanced out the window, thinking if he jumped from here it'd probably hurt a lot, and if it didn't kill him, it'd at least knock him unconscious, right?
Pain! It would hurt like hell!
In the current situation, Sakurai Saki was in so much pain he couldn't take it!
Every "nyan" from Fujiwara Chika felt like it was ripping his heart and guts out!
"Spare , Fujiwara Nyanka!"
The mont he said it, he clamped his hands over his mouth — dammit, he accidentally let out another one.
Fujiwara Chika instantly recorded that line too.
"Any more nyan? Any more? I want to hear a bit more nyan~!" Fujiwara Chika showed no hint of embarrassnt saying "nyan."
Or rather, from the mont she heard Sakurai say that strange catchphrase, the "joy-seeking" attribute in Fujiwara Chika's brain had completely taken over the top of her consciousness, and she had beco a strange woman who would feel unbearably itchy and restless if she couldn't hear Sakurai nyan nyan anymore!
Chika: (๑˃́ꇴ˂̀๑)
Sakurai Saki frantically shook his head.
'No nyan! Absolutely no nyan!'
The hell?
This side effect can't even be stopped from leaking into his thoughts?
This trash ability—its side effects are way too strong!?
Being able to observe other people's sexual preferences is supposed to be a powerful ability? Don't make laugh!
The more Sakurai Saki thought about it, the angrier he got, and he activated the ability, preparing to check Fujiwara Chika's "XP" preferences.
[Fujiwara Chika: Masochist (light), Fujoshi (not fully activated, awaiting awakening), Sadist (potential for developnt)...]
One look.
Sakurai Saki quietly deactivated the ability.
'Ehm... It's best not to dig too deep nyan~' Sakurai Saki thought.
ദ്ദി ༎ຶ‿༎ຶ )
...
Under the "nyan nyan" clinging of Secretary Fujiwara, the two of them arrived at the student council room.
"Everyonenn!!! Listen to first!! Today Sakurai-kun is super cute!!" Fujiwara Chika shouted as she pushed the door open.
✧｡٩(ˊᗜˋ )و✧*｡
Behind the door.
Shinomiya Kaguya looked at the two of them with an expressionless face, Shirogane Miyuki was standing in the middle of the room, and Ishigami Yuu was squatting in front of him.
"Oh, Sakurai, you ca just in ti." — Shirogane Miyuki looked at the pile of docunts scattered on the floor. He had intended to confirm so data with Ishigami Yuu earlier, but accidentally dropped everything.
Seeing that, Ishigami Yuu took the initiative to squat down and help pick them up.
"Sorry, Ishigami, for making you help."
"It's fine, simple stuff like this, just leave it to ."
"Ishigami, your technique is pretty good, huh!"
ദ്ദി(˵ •̀ ᴗ - ˵ ) ✧
"Ah, senpai, I often do things like this."
( • ̀ω•́ )✧
The conversation was totally normal.
It's just that their posture was a bit… off.
Fujiwara Chika looked at their weird posture and hurriedly pulled Sakurai Saki to run outside.
"S-sorry, we… we're interrupting~" — Fujiwara Chika stamred, then closed the door.
(づ>/////
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