Sakurai had thought he wouldn't run into Shinomiya Kaguya today.
Just like how a polar bear in the Arctic can never et a penguin in the Antarctic.
What's that? You say they can be transported by plane to et?
Sorry, but there are no penguins in the Arctic, and no bears in the Antarctic — so these two species literally can't et!
"Kaguya-san, your ability to cram is kinda impressive,"
Next to the bookshelf, Sakurai glanced at the book in Shinomiya Kaguya's hand.
It was a set of last year's exam questions, published by Shuchiin Academy, and even handwritten — probably compiled by a high-achieving student from the past and left behind in the library.
Pretty impressive that she managed to find it.
At the sa ti, it genuinely surprised Sakurai Saki.
[You have received a quest: Kiss (Part 3)]
[Wrap your arms around Shinomiya Kaguya's petite waist and kiss her lips — must be a mature-style kiss]
[Reward: Ti-stopping device]
[You have received a quest: Even Yukinoshita Yukino would want to punch you after hearing this]
[Mock Shinomiya Kaguya's chest size — at least three tis]
[Reward: Obedience Candy]
Sakurai Saki wasn't going to do either of these quests.
He wasn't about to go mock a girl's physical shortcomings out of nowhere… well, calling it a "shortcoming" might be a bit much, but Kaguya's chest size really was pathetically tragic.
As for the kiss quest, Sakurai felt that was sothing he could only do with Chika or Ai-chan — he had zero interest in any of the other girls.
The next mont, karma slapped him in the face.
[You have received a quest: Kiss (Part 4)]
[Kiss Shinobu's loli form — duration must be at least 10 seconds]
[Reward: Stamina 5]
Huh? This one's actually pretty simple.
By vampire standards of embarrassnt, kissing Shinobu shouldn't be hard, right? They'd already bathed together who knows how many tis.
They'd already seen each other's naked bodies more tis than he could count.
[Shinobu Shinobu, this is Sakurai Saki — if you can hear , respond!]
[(* ´ ﹃｀*) Haa~ Codenad Shinobu is~ currently sleeping. What does Master want?]
Her voice sounded half-asleep.
[Please kiss ! For at least ten seconds!]
[(//Ò///Ó//) You… you Italian bastard?! Kiss… kiss what?!]
Sakurai could easily imagine her blushing face.
[You won't?]
[⁽⁽(੭ꐦ •̀Д•́ )੭*⁾⁾ Of course not!]
Forget it.
Let's talk about it later.
No wait — even later, he's not doing that either. Hugging that tiny little body and kissing her… that's just full-on pervert territory.
——
Shinomiya Kaguya was flipping through the set of practice exams. Hearing a sound, she turned around, tucked a few strands of hair behind her ear. Today she wasn't wearing her usual headband — her long black hair flowed like a waterfall, as dark as ink. Her expression was cold, but still incredibly captivating.
Sakurai preferred her with long, straight black hair like this.
Kaguya's "ice mode" was much more interesting than her current self.
Ever since she started wearing that headband, Shinomiya Kaguya's biting sarcasm and sharp tongue had llowed a lot — which honestly made Sakurai lose interest.
He wasn't a masochist or anything, it's just that he'd gotten used to her S side, so the sudden switch felt super weird.
"Sakurai-san, could you kindly direct your filthy gaze sowhere else?" Shinomiya Kaguya said coldly.
She gathered up the exam sheets, looking perfectly serious. Her uniform was neat and flawless.
"I was looking at the book in your hand — how is that a filthy gaze?" Sakurai asked, confused.
Won don't need a reason to scold soone. To put it simply: won scolding people doesn't need any reason at all.
Truly terrifying creatures — are they all this thick-skinned?
"Getting turned on just from looking at soone else's practice exams… looks like I'll need to reassess your sexual preferences." Shinomiya Kaguya spoke as she prepared to take the papers elsewhere. "Don't worry — even if you're into inanimate objects, Sakurai-san, I won't judge you."
She hadn't taken more than a few steps away.
When a voice Sakurai Saki knew all too well rang out nearby.
"Oya, isn't that oba-sama?"Shijo Maki appeared from behind the bookshelf, leaning against it with a very casual posture.
A few seconds later, seemingly realizing that leaning on a bookshelf wasn't a great idea — it might knock the books out of place — she stood up straight.
Her movents flowed like water, but sohow gave off the aura of… a completely irrelevant shrimp.
"Oba-sama?" Sakurai Saki caught that keyword.
He knew Shijo Maki was sohow related to Kaguya, but he didn't expect they were separated by… how many generations exactly?
Just how big was the hierarchy gap between them?
"Sakurai-san, Shijo-san and I are relatives."
"That's right, oba-sama." Maki grinned like a country farr who had just caught a baby lamb and was furiously plucking its wool.
Maki: (≖⩊≖)
She latched onto Kaguya's weak spot and began her relentless attack.
Kaguya's face turned red. "Shijo-san, that way of addressing …"
Kaguya: (⸝⸝⸝> ▵
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