When news spread that I was creating a foundation and recruiting employees, emails started flooding in from everywhere.
I was about ready to rip my eyes out checking so many emails.
Well, not — my employee...
[ FeetOfTheHeroLicker: Boss, please save ... my eyes are burning. ]
"Hang in there a little longer... We're hiring more staff soon, rember?"
I was truly the epito of an irresponsible small business boss.
I casually scrolled past the ssage my exhausted employee sent .
"Anyway, why do you think Mom called us over?"
"Who knows... maybe Hanul Guild is planning to sponsor sothing?"
Lyla and I were now at my parents' house after being summoned by my mother.
— Knock knock...
Even though I knew the passcode, I thought it was polite to knock first.
Soon, the door opened, and my mother appeared.
"Mom~ We're here!"
"My daughter, you’re here? Co on in."
In the living room, Dad was already waiting, and Mom brewed so coffee and got straight to the point.
"I’ve been hearing that you two are up to sothing good lately?"
"Of course we are."
"Other companies must be reaching out a lot too, right?"
"That's actually kind of my dilemma... It’s obvious they’re just trying to cozy up to us..."
Wasn’t charity supposed to co from genuine goodwill?
But contrary to my thoughts, my mother shook her head.
"Son, companies are profit-driven by nature. Charity work is just another form of marketing to them."
"...?"
"Just think of it as a good thing. Only focus on the fact that they’re offering support."
Yeah, she had a point.
They were offering to help, so it was fine for to use it however I wanted.
"Hmm hmm..."
Mom cleared her throat to get my attention.
Seed like she was about to get into sothing serious.
"You’re going to the event hosted by the World Hunter Association, right?"
"Eh? There's an event like that?"
"...You didn’t get the invitation?"
No matter how hard I thought about it, I couldn’t rember receiving one.
At that mont, Lyla sighed next to .
"Hero, I told you there was mail delivered to the first floor."
"Oh, sorry... I totally forgot."
"I figured you might, so I brought it upstairs myself."
Lyla smiled wryly at my mom.
And my mom smiled wryly back at Lyla.
"Sweetheart, it’s been over a week since you took her. No returns allowed now."
"I’ll keep her for life."
They laughed together, just like a real mother and daughter.
‘No returns, huh...’
"Anyway, you’re going to the World Hunter Association event, right?"
"Yeah, probably. I actually t the Chairman once in Arica, and he seed like a genuinely good guy."
And so it was decided.
We were all going to the World Hunter Association event together.
****
"Hunter— no, should I be calling you President now?"
Attorney Kim Taehyun, sitting in front of , chuckled.
"Call whatever’s comfortable. How’s the new job treating you?"
"It’s great. No one breathing down my neck, and I can manage the funds openly and transparently."
He grumbled a little.
Apparently, in his past work, he'd sotis had to handle dirty cases involving tax evasion.
"By the way, are you really okay with hiring your viewers through your own stream?"
"Yeah, it’s fine."
"Heh, of course. We’ve already screened the applications once through docunts. Now all that’s left is for you, ‘President,’ to interview them personally."
Man, hiring this guy was such a good decision.
He was seriously capable.
"But the situation’s kind of funny, isn’t it?"
"Huh?"
"I an, it’s an interview... but it’s basically a fan eting too, right?"
"Oh!?"
Maybe I should just turn this into a fan eting while I’m at it?
[ zlSuperStrongHero: Fan eting Notice ]
[What the hell, why a fan eting all of a sudden?]
[Charity work > sudden bullying scandal > staff recruitnt > fan eting???]
[Who's that guy next to you?]
"Oh, he’s the lawyer who helped out during the incident. I liked him, so I hired him as our Legal Director."
[Whoa, Legal Director ㄷㄷ]
[You really can’t predict this bastard lmao]
[Bro’s just picking up people off the street like stray cats lolol]
[You a stray cat or what lolol]
"Just go with the flow."
[Got it... lol]
[Ah, okay...]
"Actually, those who passed the docunt screening should’ve been contacted already."
[Thanks lol]
[You bastard, why didn’t I pass?]
[Even the Hero filters people lmao]
"Anyway, since the interviewees are all my viewers anyway, I’m thinking about just doing a fan eting together with the interviews."
The venue would be the sa hotel conference hall where the lawyers had gathered before.
First we’d conduct the interviews, then hold the fan eting right after.
[Wouldn’t it be better to just do the fan eting first?]
[Yeah]
"I an, with interviews right after, who’s gonna be able to eat anything properly during the fan eting?"
[I could fucking chow down just fine!!!???]
[lol eliminated in round one]
[Loser lolol]
"Anyway, see you all then."
Before ending the short stream, I left them with one final warning.
"If anyone tries to start shit at the venue, I’ll break their skulls on the spot."
[...]
[Crazy bitch...]
[Honestly, he looks like he’d actually do it ;;]
****
Soon, the day of the interviews and the fan eting arrived.
Lyla, Attorney Kim Taehyun, and I arrived at the hotel first.
When recruiting, the first thing I considered was Lyla’s opinion.
"Hmm... is that Madam's power at work?"
"Sothing like that."
"Madam" —
I wasn’t a huge fan of the title since it made feel old, but Lyla seed to love it.
"Haha, so I guess I got the Madam’s seal of approval too, huh."
There were still a few hours left before the fan eting, but people were already gathering outside.
And even to a total stranger, it was obvious who was here for interviews.
"Even though I said it was fine to co dressed casually..."
I had posted a notice asking people to dress casually so they wouldn’t stand out too much.
But clearly, that wasn’t how they took it.
Attorney Kim Taehyun smiled slightly, as if he understood how they felt.
"Honestly, even if you tell people to co casually, no one actually does."
"Is that so?"
How uncomfortable must their lives be, to twist my words that literally ant what they said.
‘Maybe I’m just the one who's clueless?’
People wear masks to so extent when living in society.
Maybe it was weird for soone like , who walked around barefaced, without a mask, in a world like this.
‘Feels like I’m the only one with two eyes in a village full of one-eyed people...’
"Let’s get started."
I sat in the middle, with Attorney Kim Taehyun and Lyla sitting to my left and right.
On the table were the docunts, sorted neatly in interview order.
"Alright, we’ll start bringing them in one by one!"
Thanks to the hotel’s help, they had assigned an employee to assist with the interviews.
****
This was driving crazy.
All I had to do was talk to people.
Even then, it was just a one-sided process of listening to their answers.
"God... this is exhausting. How many do we have left?"
"Sigh, this is the last one."
I squeezed my eyes shut.
Unlike , who was whining from fatigue, Lyla and Attorney Kim Taehyun hadn’t even changed their expressions.
"Honestly, I expected them to be the kind of guys who leave nasty comnts in chat all day, but... they all look surprisingly normal."
"Haha..."
Surprisingly, everyone was well-dressed and neat.
There were even so who were so good-looking or pretty that I wondered, ‘Are these really my viewers?’
"President, just out of curiosity... do you recognize which viewer is which?"
"No, I have no clue. eting them in person makes it even harder to tell..."
I had clearly instructed in advance: absolutely no one was to write their Twitch userna on their resus.
"Next applicant is ready!"
At the hotel staff’s announcent, we straightened up.
The next interviewee was a woman who ca in hesitantly.
Even while seated, she couldn’t quite et our eyes, taking deep breaths several tis.
‘Why’s she trembling so much...? First ti doing an interview?’
That was entirely possible.
Most of the applicants were in their twenties.
****
While the interviews were going on, viewers were chatting among themselves out in the auditorium.
Even while talking, no one ntioned their Twitch usernas, keeping the conversations casual and normal.
"Did you see him in person?"
"Yeah, he’s even bigger in real life..."
"The Saintess — the cara seriously doesn’t do her justice."
The atmosphere was so warm and friendly that it was hard to imagine these people had ever left toxic comnts in chat.
So of the viewers who seed a bit isolated even got approached by others to strike up conversation.
"But isn’t it kinda funny? Hiring your own viewers as employees..."
"Well, I heard so other strear made their most toxic viewer a mod and even hired them at their company."
— Bzzz...
Hearing her phone vibrate, one woman stepped aside to take the call.
"Uh, yeah... Oppa, where’s Mom?"
Dunno, but when she heard you were going to an interview, she said let’s just eat out for dinner tonight.
"Got it."
Man, you’re hilarious. If I had that kind of money, I’d just live my whole life as a bum.
"I an, I can’t stay stuck at ho forever either."
True. Just rotting at ho’s bad for your health. Want to pick you up after you’re done?
"No, I’ll just grab a taxi. It’s fine."
Alright. Don’t get nervous, good luck with the interview.
"Yeah."
She ended the call and, with ti to kill, logged into Twitch to watch a stream.
Since her usual strear had declared today a break due to the interviews, she tuned into a different stream instead.
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Broooo how the hell do you get hit by that?? I can’t hold back the backseat gaming anymore lololol
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