[Posted by: SaintessFootTowel]
[Title: Hero Got Banned Live LMAO]
[Body: (Clip «N.o.v.e.l.i.g.h.t» of the Hero freezing mid-sentence) Looks like the AI nailed him LOL]
└ Wait, is that even grounds for a ban? Hunters do hunting streams all the ti.
└ Pretty sure the AI just auto-flagged it and pulled the plug.
└ Showing a monster hunt is fine, but holding up the full corpse on stream? That’s a no-go. Especially when the thing looks humanoid and creepy as hell.
People were already arguing over whether the stream suspension was justified.
Even Pajijik hadn’t seen this coming.
I an, who’d expect a strear to casually whip out a monster corpse on cara?
Fortunately, Pajijik responded before the public backlash got too loud.
[Statent from Pajijik CEO: “We’ll assist the Hero-Strear with a fast return. We apologize for the inconvenience caused to viewers.”]
└ Gotta row the boat while the tide’s in LOL
└ Good thing they acted fast. The whole world was watching.
└ If their response had been any slower, they'd be globally roasted by now.
At the ti, I was at the Hanul Guild lab with my parents.
“Son... are you really giving us this?”
“Think of it as a gift from your loving son.”
“That’s not what I ant...”
Mom already knew.
That Korea and China were butting heads over the monster’s ownership.
Well—technically, it was and China.
“If they keep pushing it, I’m seriously gonna fly over and wreck the Forbidden City.”
Not that I’d actually go full berserker on Beijing, but...
“...Whose kid is this, seriously? How did we raise such a nace?”
Mom sighed deeply, and Lyla chid in helpfully beside her.
“Ma’am, there was another ti like this. The Hero got mad and smashed a whole castle.”
“Back then he couldn’t even kill bugs... such a sweet boy...”
“...”
To be fair, it was just the building.
I’m not the kind of guy who goes around murdering people. I have so restraint.
“Hero—sorry, Mr. Hun. Pardon the interruption.”
A researcher approached carefully.
“The corpse is... extrely durable. Would it be possible to separate just the wings?”
“Sure, no problem.”
I walked over to the body, grabbed a wing, and tore it clean off like it was paper.
The researchers stared at their tools... then stared at .
What?
Don’t bla the corpse.
Bla your lack of effort.
****
“Hero...”
A strear known on Pajijik as Noodoongji was scrolling through search results.
He glanced at his wife-slash-manager and asked,
“What do you think of this guy?”
“Dunno? He looks like a thug, but everything he does is super bold and refreshing.”
Can’t argue with that.
His stream definitely leaned spicy.
He didn’t cross the line, but didn’t hold back either—and strangely, it was a two-person show.
The reason Noodoongji reached out for a collab was because he was running out of content and wanted to shake things up.
He kept scrolling through the Hero’s Wiki.
The more he read, the more fascinated he beca.
He was starting to get a feel for how to handle the guy.
– Ding dong!
“They’re here.”
His wife rushed to the door.
I stepped outside too, ready to greet the guest.
‘...This guy’s human?’
He looked like a wild beast.
If a bear turned into a man, that’d be him.
Bronzed skin, blond hair, deep brown eyes.
Noodoongji wasn’t exactly small himself, but next to this guy, he might as well have been a kid.
“Nice to et you. I’m Song Hun. I stream on Pajijik. Looking forward to working with you, sir.”
Polite. Well-spoken.
Clearly, the internet isn’t always the most reliable source.
Standing beside him was the woman known as the Saintess—completely still and composed.
‘Beauty and the Beast?’
“Wow... Mister, you’re HUGE!”
His four-year-old daughter stared up at him, eyes sparkling.
Honestly, if I’d t him sowhere unfamiliar, I’d have instinctively looked away.
But the fact that my daughter imdiately ward to him...
‘They say kids can sense good from bad...’
“Haha, yeah, I’m kinda big.”
He laughed heartily, lifting her effortlessly and placing her on his shoulders.
He liked kids.
He was confident.
Maybe this guy wasn’t so bad after all.
****
Originally, I hadn’t planned to do the collab so soon.
But with my account suspended and nothing else going on, I reached out first to reschedule.
[Noodoongji: Talk Show with the Hottest Man on Earth!]
‘...Damn, dude’s been in the ga a while—his titles slap.’
One thing I learned.
If you want to bait attention, that’s how you do it.
I watched from just outside the cara fra while he ran the stream.
“You all know what’s going on, right?”
[Can’t wait!]
[What’s he like in person?]
[He looked scary as hell tbh...]
“He’s solid. Seriously dependable.
Y’all’ve heard that thing, right? How little kids are super sensitive about that stuff?”
Even before I showed up, he was doing PR to boost my image.
“With the whole West Coast incident, his market value must’ve skyrocketed.
Glad we got him early!
Everyone, give him a warm welco!”
👏👏👏
(lightsticks emoji)
“Uh... hey there?”
[Bro what’s this shy nerd mont?]
[Dude went from raid boss to puppy in 0.5 sec]
[SaintessFootTowel has donated 50,000 Watts!]
— This guy acts like Lu Bu on his own stream and now he’s suddenly blushing like a schoolgirl?
“Oh wow, thanks for the donation! I... don’t quite get what you an?”
Noodoongji looked at , grinning ear to ear.
Wait a sec—that userna’s one of my regular donors.
[SaintessFootTowel has donated 10,000 Watts!]
— It actually feels worth donating here. Unlike a certain soone. LOL
[Unlike a certain soone LOL]
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