The Heavenly Martial Empress Returns: An OP Xianxia Returnee LitRPG Chapter 192: Family Bath

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“Big explosions? Rainbow Eyes is fine?” wondered Fiery Hair.

"Yeah, they’re ok,” I giggled. “We played chase, and they got a bit too heated up, but nothing terrible happened!”

Thankfully, everyone else was not in the garden at this mont, as I decided to take care of these two treasures this morning.

“Mommyyyyyy!” Kalana jumped off and reached Mursha in an instant, hugging her.

“Hehe, so eager to see your mommy?” giggled Mursha. “Oh wow, you’ve gotten bigger already? And look at your Aura! So strong! Mama’s so proud! Mooch, mooch, mooch!” she started kissing Kalana all over her face.

“Muma!” and Rainbow Eyes did the sa with Fiery Hair, who caught him in midair. “Mweat!”

“You want to eat at, baby?” wondered Fiery Hair, caressing his hair. “Mama made tons of at, so everyone can eat at together! You’re so big and strong, Rainbow Eyes! Mama proud.”

“Muma bwig! When I bwig?” Rainbow Eyes asked.

“Hmm, maybe in another month!” said Fiery Hair. “Rainbow Eyes' big already. Big and strong!”

“Heheh! Bwig and stwong!” Rainbow Eyes really loved his mother.

It was so wholeso. I was literally lting away…

And that wasn’t everything; two more beautiful, adorable babies were coming here.

“Mama, we’re back!” Athena called.

“We brought a big haul today too!” Orion said.

The two children ca from the skies, flying using their powerful Auras, their mothers, Urbosa and rkite, ca alongside them.

They were all carrying gigantic fish they caught in the nearby lake, which was as big as a small ocean, full of dangerous beings.

“They sure love swimming!” laughed Urbosa. “Orion, dear, let wash you first, alright?”

“But it doesn’t matter if I’m wet, mom,” Orion said.

"Yeah, but you sll like fish! So we have to wash you; co here, boy!” Urbosa quickly dragged our boy to the bathroom.

“Uweeh! I don’t want to take a bath againnnn!” Orion complained.

"Athena, let’s go as well,” rkite caressed her head, petting her. “Let’s take a quick bath.”

“Okay! I’ll wash your fur, mama!” said Athena. “Oh! Why doesn’t everyone join? I bet Rainbow Eyes and Kalana are all sweaty after they left this huge ss!”

“Haha, I agree, shall we?” I asked.

“Sure!” nodded Mursha. “I was feeling like taking a warm bath; I missed mine this morning.”

“Yes!” Fiery Hair nodded. “Ti to wash you, Rainbow Eyes!”

“Nwooooo!” Rainbow Eyes complained instantly.

“Bath! Bath! Bath!” anwhile, Kalana threw away all her clothes and ran butt-naked to the bathroom.

“W-Wait, Kalana!” Mursha followed her. “There’s other people in the house!”

This family… is indeed quite sothing.

And I would never replace it for anything else.

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SPLASH!

Kalana and Rainbow Eyes started splashing water everywhere in the bathroom, grabbing buckets of water and throwing them at one another.

They had so good rivalry going on, but perhaps they should just take a bath in peace instead…

“That’s enough! No more playing around inside the bathroom, alright?”

I quickly stopped the water from splashing everywhere as bubbles of water floated around the bath, then I quickly directed them towards the babies, washing them over thoroughly.

“Woow…”

“Wow!”

Instead of getting angry or sad, they were surprised I could do that; though, I didn’t expect that reaction, but I’m glad they aren’t mad.

“Bing Xue is right; don’t fight or play while taking a bath or while eating,” said Mursha. “They’re rules that you must ALWAYS respect, alright, Kalana?”

“Oway mama…!” Kalana nodded as she let Mursha wash her long hair.

I wanted to help too!

However, I noticed Fiery Hair was still trying to catch Rainbow Eyes, so I went for the boy first.

“Co here, Rainbow Eyes! Don’t do bad things; please be a good kid!” said Fiery Hair, sighing as she saw Rainbow Eyes beginning to crawl around the walls the mont my eyes were away from the rascal.

“Co here,” I said, as he suddenly stopped moving, floating towards out of nowhere.

“Uwaah?! Woah! W-Whaw…”

“This is the power of mama’s Immortal Authority!” I giggled. “Little rascals can’t escape the power of a mother.”

“Gyaaah!”

As he complained, Fiery Hair and I washed him thoroughly, soap on his entire body, then warm water splashed on him, then we washed his armpits, and then finally his long hair.

“Hmm…”

He was a bit grumpy, crossing his arms cutely while complaining in silence, fully knowing he couldn’t escape us now that we got him.

“What beautiful hair! Look how cute it is!” I said, washing it thoroughly using high-quality oils made using materials from my Inner Realm, the sa oils I used to keep my hair as good as it is.

“So very shiny!” Fiery Hair nodded, caressing his hair as we washed it with the oil. “Very handso boy!”

“Hmm…” Rainbow Eyes slowly got a bit happier; we were praising him so much, and then we washed his hair, and we were done.

At the sa ti, I saw Orion and Athena happily washing their mother’s fur. Because Urbosa and rkite had fur over their entire bodies, they had to use the oil for the entire body.

“Mommy is so fluffy!” said Athena, washing rkite’s back and then her big ears and tail.

“Heheh, I’ll wash your fur as well, Athena; co here,” rkite giggled as she quickly washed Athena’s big, fluffy white tail, her cute ears, her long white hair, and the fur around her arms, legs, and neck. “So soft and white! You’re like a doll, my dear daughter.”

“Hehehe, is that so?” giggled Athena as she wagged her tail cutely.

I discovered that their kind doesn’t always just wag it due to sexual excitent, sotis just by ans of happiness or when they’re embarrassed.

I guess rkite and Urbosa told that back then so I would instantly know what they ant by wagging it... back then, but now that I see children doing it as well, it doesn’t make much sense.

SPLASH!

“Big sis, that was cold water!”

Orion complained as Hekita giggled, washing him with a big bucket of very cold water, making the boy tremble for a bit.

“Hehehe! Sorry, but you needed to cool down, Orion; also, you should stop disliking taking baths!”

“But I don’t like it! Mom said that our tribe didn’t use to take baths every day… that we washed in the river, like, once a month! Right?”

“Ah, that was in archaic tis, Orion… Even our tribe living on the first floor takes baths regularly, several tis a week at least.” Urbosa said. “Co on, boy, let us wash your hair.”

“Eek! Nooo!” Orion complained, but at the end his big sister and his mother ended washing his hair.

“What pretty hair you’ve got!” said Urbosa. “It almost reminds of the shiny hair that future version of you had…”

“Future version? Oh right! You said I ca from the future?! Was I handso?” Orion wondered.

We ntioned this event a couple of weeks ago. Orion was shocked at first to learn about another version of himself from the future, but more than anything, he just wanted to et him and see how cool he would look when he’s an adult.

"Yeah, you were,” giggled her mother. “And incredibly strong!”

“How strong?” Orion wondered; he was distracted with this, so Hekita rapidly washed his arms and legs and the fur in them.

“Very strong…” I said. “He was stronger than in raw power.”

“Oooh?! Really? I’ll beco stronger than Mama! No way!” Orion was excited. “I can’t wait to beco a grownup!”

We haven’t told him about why he ca from the future, and about the world, and about all the people that his version of the future lost, though.

We thought it was too much for the young boy, but at the very least, we didn’t want to keep it a secret he ca from the future because, once our vacations end, he’ll most likely et him one way or another.

As two versions of the sa people from different tilines, they’re connected; their fate is entwined. Eventually, they will et; they could connect and beco like brothers.

Or they could end up fighting and trying to take one another’s lives.

Maybe I’m being paranoid, but that’s a possibility within my calculations.

The Orion from the future is a wildcard.

I know that his heart is in the right place. I know…

Or maybe I want to believe I know.

I want to believe he has good intentions, whatever they are.

But for now, until he does sothing, I can’t completely judge him.

So let’s not think about this in this heartwarming mont.

“I don’t think you’ll beco quite like him when you grow up, brother,” said Hekita. “You’ll probably beco much different!”

“Eeeh? Why! What’s different between the two of us?” asked Orion.

I glanced at Hekita, panicking as I thought she would say the thing about the future.

However…

“Because you’re too spoiled!” Hekita giggled, grabbing his face and pulling it. “You will grow like a spoiled little brat! Hahah!”

“Eeeugh! S-Shtop!” Orion cried as he started biting Hekita’s hands.

“Ouch! Hey brat! Who do you think you’re biting? Respect your big sister!” Hekita roared as she started biting Orion too.

“Raarr!”

“Graarr!”

They were just playing though, but it was cute.

Yeah, Hekita is not wrong; our Orion will grow much different than the one from the future.

He might not beco soone so bitter and so deep in despair and madness.

I will make sure he becos a bright young man, soone who looks into the future with hopeful eyes.

And then, when the ti cos and the two et...

I am sure that my boy will do the right thing and guide his future version back to the right path.

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