Chapter 48: Chapter 048: Steady, Don’t Be Rash
Regarding the fact that Gu Huai voluntarily put on the hair tie, Jiang Lang and Ling Feng had a hundred reasons for disbelief, even arrogantly declaring a “streaking” bet.
Well, the result was, first, they were faced with a resounding face-slap from Gu Huai, followed directly by a heart-chilling defeat at the hands of Qi Yue, leaving them without even their underwear.
Jiang Lang: “Farewell to the Itinerant World!”
Ling Feng: “I take my leave!”
Song Qiuqiu saw the two trying to run and swiftly caught Jiang Lang: “Hey! You haven’t streaked yet! Are you guys trying to weasel out of it?”
Su Xiaotang: “Exactly! How can you go back on your word?”
Jiang Lang tried to run in place but couldn’t move, then realized he was grabbed by Song Qiuqiu, “Hey! You woman! Why are you so keen on seeing n streak? Co clean, have you been coveting my body for a long ti?”
Song Qiuqiu’s forehead throbbed with veins, “Coveting you? You’re dreaming! If you streak naked on the basketball court for a hundred laps, and if I even glance at you, then call a hooligan!”
Jiang Lang felt deeply insulted: “Co on! Why so harsh? Wu Huan! Speak with your conscience!”
Song Qiuqiu stood her ground with hands on hips: “What’s the matter! Isn’t it allowed to speak the truth nowadays?”
Jiang Lang, in a fit of anger, stripped off his shirt, “Song! Qiu! Qiu! You better look closely! How could my physique not attract onlookers if I streak! Not to boast, but if I streak, not the entire, but ninety-nine percent of the female students would co to gawk!”
Seeing Jiang Lang actually stripping, Song Qiuqiu scread and covered her eyes: “Ahh!!! Yue Bao! I’m tainted!”
Because Gu Huai blocked her view, Qi Yue couldn’t see clearly and could only helplessly pat Song Qiuqiu’s head, offering comfort: “Maybe you should look at Gu Huai to cleanse your eyes?”
Jiang Lang: “…???”
The next second, Jiang Lang flung his clothes to the ground and hobbled towards the basketball court: “I’m going now! Nobody stop ! I must prove my allure today!”
Song Qiuqiu scoffed, “You might want to save it! Spare our eyes!”
Jiang Lang: “No! I must streak!”
Song Qiuqiu: “Please don’t streak!”
Jiang Lang: “I must streak! Ling Feng! Let’s go! Today we will prove it to them!”
Ling Feng: “…???”
The sa Jiang Lang who was just about to flee, swearing off streaking, now insisted on streaking with nobody being able to hold him back…
Ling Feng was utterly shocked by the side, never imagining things would escalate like this.
You want to streak, then streak by yourself! Why drag him into it?
He didn’t want to streak at all!
Ling Feng quickly grabbed Jiang Lang: “Uh, Brother Lang! Don’t! Steady, don’t get carried away… Let’s not stoop to their level… Your charm is not ant for these mortals to appreciate… Brother Lang, please take my advice!”
Qi Yue also tried to dissuade him, “Things that can be seen without paynt are not cherished; maybe next ti you should print a QR code on your body before you streak.”
Jiang Lang: “…?”
Ling Feng: “…???”
This girl may seem quite the airhead, but why is everything she says so heart-piercing…
Gu Huai chuckled, picked up Jiang Lang’s clothes, and tossed them to him, “Although your chastity isn’t worth much, for the sake of your future girlfriend, I advise you to reconsider.”
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