A blinding golden light exploded from deep within Roo’s trash dantian. In the very next second, he felt a massive, profound spiritual chain shatter completely inside his soul.
A refreshing, heavenly coolness washed over his entire mortal vessel. His whole body suddenly felt brimming with primordial life essence!
"Ha ha ha! Is this the supre power of a primordial god?!"
Roo ruthlessly clenched and unclenched his pale hands.
He truly felt they were brimming with world-shattering power. He felt the power to take down this entire mortal realm!
He felt the power to ruthlessly mow down nine generations of his enemies!
Obviously, Roo knew these grand delusions were just his overactive imagination.
He was currently just a pathetic grain of dust floating in the vast cultivation universe.
That absolute truth was going to change from this exact mont onward!
Unlike his previous pathetic life, he will actively strive to beco stronger through any shaless ans necessary.
Whether through swinging a sword, raiding profound dungeons, or committing acts of extre public perversion, Roo was entirely willing to bet the nine heavens on it.
He will ascend to the absolute peak!
After bathing in his own supre glory for a few seconds, the golden light finally dimd down.
Roo suddenly received a glorious barrage of blue system notifications!
[Ding! The Vile Hex of the Thousand-Year Eunuch has been completely shattered!]
[Host has successfully Awakened!]
[Congratulations, host! Now you can truly start your demonic ascension!]
[Bonus Rewards available!]
Seeing the glowing windows, Roo gleefully and pridefully smashed open his main status screen. He had every right to be incredibly prideful!
He had just broken a thousand-year curse using nothing but his bare hands and a purple thong!
He was finally ready to begin leveling up like a true protagonist! His grand face-slapping revenge was absolutely not too far-fetched anymore!
[Na: Roo Lovecraft]
[Level: 0]
[Status: Awakened]
[Age: 19]
[Race: Human]
[Class: Old Royal]
[Attribute points: 10]
[Lust points: 240]
[Skill: None]
[Strength: 3]
[Constitution: 0]
[Agility: 4]
[Intelligence: 10]
[Charm: 7]
Roo closed his eyes and took a deep breath. His current status was incredibly pitiful to look at. That trash reality was officially over.
He possessed the supre authority to change his fate right now.
’Hmm... what’s this new class stuff? Old Royal? Ah! I will check it later but for now...’
The very first thing he did was the most obvious, shaless action possible.
"System! Transfer the remaining lust points directly into pure Attribute points!"
[Right away, host.]
Attribute points were the absolute stepping stones for universal ascension. Each single attribute point represented one fractional level upgrade.
Roo currently possessed ten base attribute points. He was theoretically sitting at a solid Level 10 right now in terms of raw potential.
[Converting Lust Points to Attribute Points...]
[200 Lust Points consud! 2 Attribute Points successfully added!]
[12 Total Attribute Points available for distribution!]
[Remaining Lust Points: 40]
Roo began to laugh out loud like a crazed sect leader. It seems it was truly this simple to level up in this new life.
’Hmm. One hundred lust points equals exactly one attribute point. That is an incredibly fair and easy exchange rate! I should definitely invest all my remaining ti into being a massive, unrepentant pervert from now on.’
Now cos the incredibly hard part. He could either just blindly level up and let the System automatically assign points based on his hidden desires.
He could also manually force the points into the corresponding attributes like a true micromanaging grandmaster.
Roo right now knew exactly what he desperately needed. What he needed was raw, unadulterated core strength!
"System! Spend exactly ten points directly into my Constitution! Dump the remaining two points straight into the Charm departnt!"
Roo was literally a walking glass cannon right now with an absolute zero in constitution.
If he truly wants to offend the heavens and make that fat piggy stepbrother pay in blood, he must be able to endure so real, heavy punches.
That monuntal task could only be accomplished by cultivating so actual at and muscles on his frail bones.
He knows ten points is not sothing incredibly big for a High Realm expert. For a forr cripple like Roo, it was absolutely massive!
In the very next second, his frail body was once again sparkling with a brilliant golden light.
The heavenly energy suddenly made his twig-like mortal vessel physically mutate right in front of his eyes.
Roo quickly sprinted to the full-body mirror in the corner of his room. He looked at his reflection and laughed out loud like a wild dog finding a aty bone.
The person standing in front of him now actually looked mildly healthy!
The pathetic ribs that were previously poking aggressively through his skin were finally toned down and covered in a thin layer of dense muscle.
His ghostly pale, sickly skin tone now possessed a little bit of healthy, living color.
Most importantly of all, he absolutely did not look like he would die just from falling down the stairs anymore!
It was truly that incredible!
Roo was absolutely not sure how the mysterious Charm attribute was functioning right now.
He simply did not care for the ti being.
He once again looked at his glowing status screen with supre, unadulterated glee.
[Na: Roo Lovecraft]
[Level: 12]
[Status: Awakened]
[Age: 19]
[Race: Human]
[Class: Old Royal]
[Attribute points: 0]
[Lust points: 40]
[Skill: None]
[Strength: 3]
[Constitution: 10]
[Agility: 4]
[Intelligence: 10]
[Charm: 9]
Satisfied with the glorious result, Roo took a quick glance at the new appearance of his Class system.
He quickly decided he absolutely could not waste any more precious ti.
He cannot waste a single breath. He absolutely refuses to waste another mont. His mortal heart was bleeding with heavenly anticipation after all.
"System!! Do it right now! Bestow this humble vessel of the Demon Lord of Lust his rightful blessings! Give this granddaddy the heavenly bazooka!"
Roo raised his pale hands high into the air with profound reverence and shouted to the heavens.
It is finally ti. It is ti to beco the ultimate, heaven-defying master. He is going to take his bloody revenge and rule this hellish realm with a personal, jade-skinned harem!
Thinking about his treacherous old friends made his blood boil with killing intent. He simply closed his eyes and took a deep breath of turbid air to calm his Dao heart.
[Ding! Host! Then it is finally ti! It is ti to beco the Supre Demon Lord you are destined to be!]
[Here! Here! Here! Bestowing the B.B.C. Master Rod of the Demon Lord of Lust!]
Just hearing the majestic, terrifying na of his future rod made Roo’s heart clench in profound, unparalleled satisfaction.
Without wasting a single microsecond, he simply ripped off his coarse pants completely.
He closed his eyes looking up at the ceiling. He spread his arms wide to the side like a sacrificial saint preparing for a divine blessing.
Another blinding, heaven-shaking golden light emitted directly from his lower body.
This ti, the divine radiance erupted entirely from his deflated, withered pumpkin seed!
Roo looked down with wide, unblinking eyes. The golden light concentrated completely upon his pathetic mortal root.
Suddenly, the tiny speck of flesh began to wiggle violently. It squird left and right like a profound earthworm attempting to break through to the next cultivation realm!
"Heavens above! It is truly alive! My little brother is finally showing signs of supre life!" Roo gasped in absolute astonishnt.
The wiggling rapidly intensified. The pale, pathetic skin of his mortal root began to shed away. A terrifying, abyssal darkness suddenly seeped into his flesh.
The color transford from a sickly pale hue to a deep, lustrous, demonic obsidian black. It was darker than the deepest night in the Netherworld!
[Ding! Demonic Pigntation Upgrade Complete!]
[Applying the Supre ’B.B.C.’ Expansion Protocol!]
Before Roo could even comprehend the majestic color swap, the obsidian worm violently expanded! It shot forward with the unstoppable force of a soaring divine dragon.
Pop! Pop! Pop!
He could literally hear the crisp sound of his mortal limits shattering!
The demonic rod breached the two-inch mark in a single microsecond. It smashed through the five-inch barrier like a supre battering ram. It completely obliterated the mortal nine-inch limit and kept going!
It grew thicker, heavier, and vastly more terrifying. A thick network of profound, pulsing veins appeared along its abyssal surface. They looked exactly like the ancient runic patterns of a world-ending artifact.
"Ahhhhh! So heavy! This profound weight is completely altering my center of gravity!" Roo shouted while stumbling backward.
The violent expansion finally halted at a majestic, heaven-defying thirteen inches.
Roo fell onto his ass with a loud thud. He simply stared at the massive, throbbing pillar of dark jade resting heavily against his stomach.
It was a literal weapon of mass destruction. It was the legendary B.B.C.! The Big Black Calamity!
Tears of pure, unadulterated manly joy stread down his face like a waterfall. He reached out with trembling hands and gently cradled his new, supre weapon.
"Ancestors! Do you have eyes?! Are you witnessing this absolute cinema?! This junior finally possesses a heavy artillery cannon! I am going to dual-cultivate the entire nine heavens until the gods themselves beg for rcy!"
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