Chapter 657: Arican humor
Use the Chinese language to communicate with their creditor?
Oh, my God, this guy is a riot!
The i nationals were laughing when they heard that statent. For a mont, they forgot that the man was a criminal threatening to blow up the White House.
“Talented. He’s way too talented, haha, haha…”
Zhu Xiaofei and Ding Kai stood up to clap for the masked man as they looked at the screen in the auditorium. Huang Ruoran and Wang Ling were sitting beside the guys, equally amused. Those words would not have sounded funny to a kid who did not know that the Hua nation was the i nation’s biggest creditor.
“I’ve learned all about the i nation’s history.”
Xiao Luo continued his speech on the various major broadcasting platforms.
Everyone was glued to their screens, enjoying the entertaining live broadcast.
“Soone once asked , who is Benjamin Franklin? My answer was, he is the reason that the convenience stores get robbed.”
Every i national watching the live broadcast burst out laughing because every hundred-dollar note in the i nation had the face of Benjamin Franklin printed on it. Since every convenience store would have hundred-dollar notes, that would be the reason these stores would get robbed.
Xiao Luo continued, “There is one more question. What is the second andnt to the i nation constitution? And my answer was, it is also the reason that convenience stores get robbed.”
The i Nation audience watching the live stream burst out laughing once again. The fact was that the second andnt of the i nation’s constitution was to the freedom of its citizens to carry arms.
It was humorous and engaging—two different questions with a similar answer. Many i nationals laughed till their faces turned red. That included the cabinet ministers in the Pentagon. It was hard not to laugh at such humor about their country.
“In the i nation, people often say that everyone is born equal. Yet equality sohow depended on their parents’ inco. Do we not see that reflected in the early education and healthcare sector? I read in the ‘n’s Health’ magazine that President Bama has two days of cardiorespiratory therapy and four days of muscle training each week. When I ntioned that, soone then said that he did not need the training, for he has dical insurance!”
The tone used in the last sentence was that of complacency. That kind of humor made every i national burst out laughing. He might have ant it as a joke, but there was a hidden aning behind that joke. The audience realized that the masked man was using humor to criticize current problems in the i nation.
“Since we have already ntioned President Bama, then let us talk more about him.”
Xiao Luo changed the topic, and with a tone of ridicule, he said, “People always say that President Bama is a soft-hearted person, but he started two wars and brought lots of death and anguish to this world. It is terrible that they awarded him the Nobel Peace Prize. And he accepted it with no hesitation at all. Could there be anything worse in this world other than this?”
In the Pentagon, President Bama’s face turned dark, and he looked so grim that it could not possibly get any worse. His eyes glowered with fury, and the desire to tear this Hua nation man apart was clear. After they heard what the masked man had said, everyone was silent. The atmosphere felt like the calm before a storm, and there was an awkward chill in the room.
“Is this guy in a hurry to et his Maker?”
It stunned Sarah Michelle when she heard what the masked man had said. That guy had the guts to make fun of the president of the i nation. He did not just poke fun at him, but he had even condemned the president. What he had done did not differ from slapping the president in public.
Xiao Luo spread his arms out and continued to speak as if resigned to the irony of it. “But, there is sothing worse than this. The fact is that President Bama used the prize money from the Nobel Peace Prize to support the army to continue funding wars,” he said.
They burst out laughing! The entire i nation burst out laughing!
That masked man had already won the hearts of many i nationals. They all cheered, whistled, and clapped.
“The i nation is amazing because it is always the champion of the annual International Baseball Ga. Although the only teams taking part are those from the i nation and Canada,” Xiao Luo said firmly in a calm tone.
His sarcasm wasn’t lost on his audience, for in the i nation, they could freely joke about their president. The i nationals laughed loudly once again. Many were already tearing up. They did not expect that the sudden live broadcast had turned out to be that humorous.
Xiao Luo went on to say, “After seeing at how President Bama had started two wars, I understood the glory of having power. Perhaps I should also be a i national and try to run for the presidency as well. The whole world knows that you’ve all wasted the eight years of your lives. And when I do run as a candidate, I expect soone will then ask, ‘Hey, what would be your campaign slogan?'”
Alright then, what I want to say is that I understand the suffering that the i nationals have gone through. So, my campaign slogan will be ‘Who the hell cares about you.’ What do you all think?”
That vulgar slogan caused all the i nationals to laugh out loud once again.
“If I get elected, I will legalize gay marriage. That would win votes from the younger generation. I will also eliminate the unemploynt rate in the i nation. I will use the productivity thod commonly used by the i nationals, which is to have two to three people complete a job that one person can easily do. Also, I have a fast and effective asure against the greenhouse effect. I can change the Fahrenheit to Celsius, so a hundred degrees will now be only forty degrees.”
If I get elected, I will use the text ssage format to send my allies a ‘Hi’ ssage as a greeting. But it will be different for my enemies. I will send them a ssage when they are driving. My ssage would say, ‘Oh, my God, are you guys secretly developing nuclear weapons?'”
As soon as he said that, the entire i nation broke out in raucous laughter. Xiao Luo had subdued them with humor. Everyone knew that the original reason President Bama embarked on the two wars was that he insisted the other party was developing nuclear weapons.
“Haha…”
Sarah Michelle laughed. She admired the way Xiao Luo had phrased his words.
“F*ck, this guy is a master of humor. He has sarcastically criticized all the problems that the i nation faced. The sarcasm toward President Bama sure packed a powerful punch.”
“Master… He is a master!”
Zhu Xiaofei and Ding Kai were fascinated with the masked man on the screen, and they worshipped him.
Huang Ruoran was extrely quiet because she was paying attention to the sound of that voice, which sounded very familiar to her. She mumbled to herself, “Why does this voice sound so much like Xiao Luo’s voice?”
She might have said that softly. But Zhu Xiaofei, Ding Kai, and Wang Ling heard her.
Brother Luo?
Huh?
The three of them gasped. No one thought too much about it until Huang Ruoran suggested it. But now that she had ntioned it, the voice did sound like Xiao Luo.
“Oh, my Lady Gaga, it can’t be Brother Luo!”
Ding Kai had a look of shock written all over his face. Is that masked man Xiao Luo? What was going on? Did he not say that he was in the i nation for a holiday? Looking at how things were unfolding, it appeared that Xiao Luo was there to create trouble.
“What kind of chaos is Hero Luo trying to create? He is way too aggressive. He is even challenging the i nation!”
Wang Ling’s body trembled a bit. She had realized how mysterious Hero Luo was and how little they knew him. He was always known to be powerful and gutsy, but now he even dared to challenge the i nation. If that kind of news spread across Huaye, no one would believe it. Hero Luo was living in a completely different world from them. And in his world, he was already at the top of the pyramid.Huang Ruoran dropped her jaw, completely stunned.
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