Seeing the man’s retreating figure, Yun Chunnuan stood at the door with her hands on her hips, laughing until tears nearly ca out.
She realized that this man was a giant with words, but a dwarf in action!
He was full of flirtatious talk all day, either wanting to sleep with you or trying to get things done with you.
When you try to be a little proactive, he becos as pure as a maiden, which is just too cute!
The Princess was completely oblivious that it wasn’t that he was a coward, just that her antics got him instantly heated; unless he took care of himself, he’d probably be unable to handle it.
She didn’t understand, and instead, she prepared a bunch of cheesy pick-up lines, deciding to say them to him every day in the future!
Honey, I got an IV today.
What IV?
The night of missing you!
Honey, don’t complain about life anymore.
Hug !
Just thinking about the Barbarian General’s reaction to these words made the corners of her lips curl uncontrollably upwards.
The mood that had been gloomy for days was completely lightened by the Barbarian General.
She looked up at the starry sky, and among them, one star shone the brightest.
Mom and Dad’s faces seed to slowly appear within that star.
This ti, Yun Chunnuan didn’t cry but instead smiled slightly: "Mom, Dad, Nuannuan is so happy now. Have you dread of ? In that world, make sure you eat well and live well too!"
*
About an hour later, the Barbarian General returned.
He even changed into a new outfit.
Yun Chunnuan was about to tease him but noticed a fresh scent of bath on him, "Did you take a bath?"
The man’s face turned red, "No." He would never admit what he had just done!
"Then, do you have a flint?"
Yelyu Lie instinctively felt his bag, "No, I stopped carrying that after coming back from the camp. Let go get you one..."
"Then how did you ignite this heart of mine?"
She squinted her eyes, looking just like a little fox.
Yelyu Lie was caught off guard by this unexpected cheesy line.
He blinked and then pulled her small waist into his arms, "You’re playing with fire!"
If it was before, this little darling would have been scared stiff by his threat.
But today’s different, Yun Chunnuan had figured out he was just a big talker.
His talk was strong, but his actions... emmm, let’s not go there, those in the know understand.
Plus, his words were just too funny!
It reminded her of the lines in bossy CEO novels.
"NONONO!" She shook her delicate, pale hands, "It should go like this, ’Woman, you are playing with fire, hmm?’
Pay attention, at the start, you must add ’woman,’ and at the end, you must have a deep, seductive voice with the ’hmm,’ do it again."
Yelyu Lie: "..."
Can soone tell him... where did his shy, blushing little wife go?
Did losing the Golden Finger make his wife disappear too?
"Hey, hey, don’t get distracted, the teacher is lecturing! Do it again."
"Are you sure?"
Who knows what was going on in his big head, but Yelyu Lie tightened his arm around her slim waist, a mysterious smile playing on his lips.
Yun Chunnuan was clueless, blinking her eyes, "Mm-hmm, you must be a good boy."
"Woman, you are playing with fire! Hmm?!"
He seed to deliberately say it very loudly, not at all low and husky.
She was about to correct him when she caught sight of a red figure outside the door, hesitating as if wondering whether to co in.
Yun Chunnuan: "!"
Seeing the little darling’s pupils widen instantly, Yelyu Lie curved his lips and leaned close to her soft, sensitive ear.
This ti, his voice was deep and magnetic as she wanted: "Excuse , this wise teacher, are you satisfied with your student’s performance?"
’Thunk——’
His big head was hit hard, and her once charming little face had finally returned to the shy expression Yelyu Lie loved most.
"Are you crazy? Soone’s here and you’re still all chummy with ! You should’ve told earlier!"
Oops!
She wondered if her cheesy lines had been overheard!
"I didn’t have ti to say it, dear, you were right into asking if I had a flint, so I had to first answer my wife’s question, right?"
Yun Chunnuan: "..."
Alright, she brought it on herself.
Who would have thought that so late at night, he would bring soone back!
That red figure...
"Could it be Lian Qiao out there?" she whispered.
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