#04 THE NEVERENDING TROUBLES
Roof of the Palr House Hotel
Downtown Callisto City (Callisto, Jupiter IV)
Present day
“Ali.” With his sauce-stained index, Bill Murray pointed to the small piece of chicken my partner had just grabbed from the bottom of her bucket. “I’m sorry to interrupt you after such a hectic cliffhanger, but your nugget looks way too much like Danny De Vito!”
“Psych!” my associate uttered as a drop of fat dripped down the scratches on her chin. “Yours’ so massive it’s like Arnie!!”
Our host scraped so spicy sauce with his tender. “You guys seen Twins?”
“Obviously!” I interjected, a wing between the fangs.
“We’re, like, movies—to the max,” Ali comnted.
Bill Murray raised his eyebrow. “Obviously. And what did you think of Ghostbuster II?”
There was an awkward silence. As I resud my monitoring, Ali lost herself in contemplating the crumbs at the bottom of her empty bucket.
The actor cleared his throat. “Let’s get back to your story, shall we?”
Wise Dragon’s Bar
Techno-Marine Pier Marina (Callisto, Jupiter IV)
A month ago
My cyber-girlfriend and I waited for soone to co through the door. Alas, the cigarette smog had thickened since the concert began, and it beca near impossible to discern anything from the booth.
“What does our stalker look like?” I asked over the first few bass notes.
“We need to get closer,” she proposed instead, pulling herself up from the bench. “Let’s bust a groove while being alert. If we’re acting suspiciously, he might run away.”
Dragged by the hand, I walked around a big burly guy in a Marine uniform gallivanting his silver-haired girlfriend, before slowly pushing my way through the bustling mosh pit. Her perm’s hairspray made sneeze.
While I followed Kajagoogoo on stage, Zéphyr danced next to . She kept watching the comings and goings. And by the end of the third song, she kissed on the neck before whispering: “I’ve got a visual, Ali-love.”
I turned, miming glancing at the glass I had left on our table. With a nod, my cyber-spy designed the surprise guest: a yellow jumpsuit wearing a motorcycle helt. Our mysterious party crasher walked along the crowded bar before quietly making his way downstairs. To the bathroom.
“Ti to bounce,” Zéphyr ordered, slapping my buttocks to push forward.
Once out of the human tide, on top of the stairs, I saw the biker entering the won’s restroom. “Maybe he’s just a creep,” I hypothesized. “I gather sewer-slling Bigfoots and FBI spooks could give birth to crazy theories I know you’re fond of, but… are you not kidding yourself?”
Too late. Cyber-stubborn was already storming downward.
I sighed. Clearing a Rockbiter cocktail left at the corner of the bar between the olive jar and the dusty landline booth stamped with sex chat ads, I joined her below.
“Z?” In the quiet toilets, the cyborg was alone. “Where did she go?” I asked with my lips this ti. I rested the empty glass on a hand-free towel dispenser before picking the last squared olive.
Zéphyr nodded at the stall door near the back wall covered with graffiti. Her holographic suit sizzled as she stepped into the puddle of slling water surrounding the adjacent sinks. Lifting her left foot, she prepared to kick the green door in.
The latter flew in the opposite direction intended, right into her hardened steel face. Thanks to her motorcycle helt, the party crasher had just burst out as violently as unexpectedly.
Swearing, I wanted to take my Desert Eagle out of my chest pocket. Sadly, the top of my overalls being folded, the long barrel got caught in a strap. The weapon tumbled from my hand before ricocheting heavily on the tiled floor.
The pervert in the yellow suit imdiately jumped on it. But I had the reflex to slide it away with a heel strike. Destabilized, he slipped. My lap painfully welcod him.
As I fell backwards in the puddle, Zéphyr got up. She grabbed our attacker as I pushed him back with a kick to the chin. She lifted him into the air with the incredible strength of her bionic body. The assailant’s head went through the ceiling plates. A second later, he collapsed in the water, stunned. His cracked helt remained up there.
“What a surprise…” Zéphyr smiled.
Coughing asbestos, our stalker appeared to be a strange woman: a Freak with a house mouse’s features.
“Don’t fucking move!” I shouted as I straightened.
The mutant didn’t comply, and leaped for the exit. Zéphyr imdiately tripped her, and she landed on my feet. Furious, I clutched her arms to keep her from getting up, noticing Zéphyr grabbing a composite board from the broken stall door to knock her down once and for all.
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Just then, soone entered the bathroom. In the fra stood a fat man in a Hawaiian shirt not deliberately ajar at the bottom. His mustache stiffened and his sunglasses flinched as he saw the strange rumble perford before his eyes.
“Sorry, babes! Wrong turn…” he stamred as he took a step backwards, before staring at each of us. “But if you wish to continue…”
The board thrown at his face by Zéphyr made his libidinous smile disappear. He cleared off with a broken nose.
“Let go! I’m a journalist!” suddenly uttered the struggling Freak.
Zéphyr cautiously approached her. Panting, she stopped moving.
With a fingertip, my girlfriend slid the zipper of the Freak’s yellow jumpsuit down. She grabbed a notebook alongside a press pass. “Only if Miss—” she glanced at the plastic holo-card. “—Miss June Roger, from Callisto 6 News, promises to behave and be rather talkative.”
“You’re a bunch of thugs!” she grumbled as she straightened after I released her. “All Martians are brutes!” Her blue eyes were glittering.
“Here’s Ali. You can call Z,” Zéphyr stated. anwhile, I went to retrieve my gun from under the ransacked condom dispenser. “We’re not technically governnt goons.”
“Oh yeah?” She then tucked a strand of her brown hair behind her pierced mouse ear. Her muzzle wiggled. “And why on Jupiter were you happily chatting with the two agents by the convenience store?”
I interjected, my back against the main door to prevent another intrusion: “We ran into one of your mutant buddies in the mall. I’m the Auxiliary who took it down.” Soone knocked. “Busy—beat it!”
“I see…” the Freak resud. “Specializing in monster hunting?”
“Not at all,” I replied. “But when a dude tries to munch my freckled face. I tend to unload a magazine. Seems fair to .”
“I’m sure glad you didn’t empty one into my face. As horrible as it is.”
“Horrible? There’s nothing horrible about your face,” Zéphyr responded, hands on her hips. “I saw Ali with an avocado mask. Now that’s sothing scary!”
I pouted. “Bite .”
My cyborg winked. “Why the helt, Miss Roger?” she continued. “You weren’t following us on a motorcycle. But on rollerblades.”
“Jovian moons aren’t famous for their open-mindedness and benevolence towards genetic diversity,” the reporter replied, picking up the shattered visor lying on the ceramic tiles. “This monster story won’t help. Although the people responsible aren’t Freaks.”
“For real?” I asked. “We saw a giant plate-head turtle wreaking bloody havoc in a Chuck-E-Cheese.”
“These abominations popping up since the late sumr are sothing else—but based on the sa genetic alteration process. And they’re endogenous to Callisto.”
“You’re fairly well-inford,” Zéphyr remarked.
The giant mouse smiled. “I’m a pretty good reporter.”
“This story rings a bell,” I intervened. “About cloning rejects bred in a lab on Ceres. In a disused Techno-Marine laboratory to be exact.”
Zéphyr nodded. “Callisto hosts the headquarters of the Outer System’s fleet.”
Lady Fievel first dismissed our guesswork: “This moon-city also hides a cri syndicate expert in bioweapons, gacorps specializing in genetics, post-nuclear treatnt centers… The whole satellite could give birth to monsters.” She then reached for her pass and her electronic notebook Zéphyr handed her. “Once I know exactly where they ca from, I will expose the person responsible. And clear the Freak community!”
“Do you need assistance?” I asked.
She hesitated, rubbing her jaw hit by my sole. “I work alone.”
“We’re getting after them anyway,” I insisted.
“Perhaps you could possibly be useful with your gun…” She turned to Zéphyr. “I’ve also accumulated hundreds of gabytes that could help us, but I suck at computers.”
“Kinda funny for a mouse,” I joked.
She resud, ignoring : “Do you know your share regarding data processing?”
My cyborg grinded. Her data-thief’s cyber-blood boiled.
Roof of the Palr House Hotel
Downtown Callisto City (Callisto, Jupiter IV)
Present day
“Wow! What a team! What happened next?” Bill Murray asked, absorbed in the story since the wet T-shirt and drunk female wrestling.
“Zéphyr and I enjoyed the afternoon concert because it was still my fucking birthday, rember?” my partner replied. “Then, we went back to our crib.”
“And June gave you the data, right?” the actor inquired. “That woman trusted you blindly…”
“She obviously knew from TV too, and reckoned the Kitty gets shits done! But stay focused, Bill… stuff got tricky!” she concluded before resuming her story.
Gold Coast Suites
North Callisto City (Callisto, Jupiter IV)
A month ago
I woke up from my quick nap in the armchair near the window, my legs on the backrest and my forehead taped to the room’s orange carpet. Straightening resurrected my headache. My twenty-first birthday already appeared to be the final death knell for my barely initiated drinking habits. And it wasn’t even 5 p.m.
Sliding on the floor, I grabbed a pair of crumpled gym shorts left under the bed. Once I was up, I slipped into an old Callisto Bulls hoodie before stumbling towards the kitchen area of the suite. On the other side of the corridor’s window on my right, the Kisugi, Zéphyr’s ship, was anchored horizontally.
“Z?” I grumbled in the gloom. “Why is it so dark?”
“In the beginning, it is always dark.”
Ordering the ho automation system to turn on the lights, I found her sitting cross-legged on the living-room’s Formica table. Without a holosuit, Zéphyr sported her inky tallic skin and silver hair. Her eyes were filled with red and blue static. Judging by the many wires connecting her temples to the data-core lying on the Coloniawful couch, she was processing the info sent by July—wait. August? Whatever. She was processing the info sent by Speedy Gonzalez.
I poured the contents of two bags of Swiss Miss directly into my mouth. “You dug up a bone on the Radio Freaks yet?” I managed to pronounce through the small mallows.
I got no answers and decided to sit on the couch. Snatching the remote from the faux-leather holder, I turned on the TV. Seinfeld was being aired.
“Yes,” Zéphyr replied through the laugh track as she logged off.
I coughed up a chocolate cloud. “‘bout ti.”
She spun to . “Apologies. You may grab your jacket and gun. I’ll page June. It’s ti to run for so birthday troubles.”
“As if! Shower first!”
“No need for a shower where we’re going, Ali-love,” she said, stretching her rubber ligants. “I’ll set up the Kisugi.”
“You. . Shower. At once!” I insisted, throwing the hoodie across the room.
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