The Radical Language of the Alternate Space Age
As you may have noticed, Solarian English diverges a little bit from regular English.
First, it uses a lot of Gallicisms; the Martian capital planet being mostly populated by French immigrants who led the Red Planet’s terraforming effort before WW3.
But after the disastrous conflict, during the Hard Reset, billions of survivors from the United Nations and the Communist Bloc also fled towards the edges of the solar system. Many settled in the main belt, hoping to find, one day, a bigger convoy leaving for the Outer Worlds around Jupiter and the Rings. A large portion of the colonists beyond Mars were Yankees. Later on, thanks to music and movies produced en masse in New Hollywood, Las Pallas, a new Arican culture spread across the system adding new twists and flavor to a then universally adopted language which had slowly drift away from Shakespeare's legacy.
Raised in Neo-Babylon, on Titan, Ali and Lee endorsed so of the Belter slangs proper to the alternate space age and its incredible lting pot. Slangs you may find so exemples below, in the three different sections of this chapter!
Lee's Tubular Lexicon
As if = As if it were true
A shorted phrase for “as if it were true” or “as if you were right. Mainly used as a lighthearted way to say "yeah, right".
Bodacious = Wonderful, excellent
This word is an obvious blend of bold and audacious. Coined in the 19th century, it found a new life after the Red Uprising thanks to CB radio, where it was used to reference a strong incoming signal. It was later on heavily featured in Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure with Keanu Reeves and Alex Winter. You can also use: Dope, excellent, fantabulous, most triumphant, outrageous, righteous, schweet, stellar or wicked.
Bounce = Leave
We've reached the end. Ti to leave, pal!
Cool beans = Agreeable, sounds good
Cowabunga = Satisfying and delightful.
First used in the 1950s, but beca popular again with the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
Diss = To show disrespect.
Dude = man, buddy
Addressing soone to get their attention. Dudette is a female equivalent used less often. This word first originated in the 1880s but beca a regular part of Solarian vocabulary since the end of the Hard Reset.
Duh (no duh) = A simple grunt of incomprehension
It's often used as a rejoinder, implying that the first speaker is a dork. Its first citation cos from a 1943 rrie lodies cartoon: “Duh... Well, he can't outsmart , 'cause I'm a moron.” Before WW3, The New York Tis Magazine noted that the word “is the standard retort used when soone makes a conversational contribution bordering on the banal. For example, the first child says, ‘The French were first in space.’ Unimpressed, the second child replies (or rather grunts), ‘Duh'. "
Eat my shorts! = A crude remark to tell soone to go away, stop bothering you, etc.
The insults of the alternate space age can often sound ridiculous to modern ears, and “Eat my shorts!” is no exception. While Bart from The Simpsons helped popularize the phrase, it actually was coined by another defining cultural landmark made in New-Hollywood: The Breakfast Club. The movie also helped popularize a number of other slang phrases, including “wastoid” (for soone who uses drugs) and “burner” (essentially a burnout) across the Space Highway.
Gag with a spoon! = That’s disgusting!
One of the defining linguistic phenona of the alternate space age was Belt-speak, a dialect of English spoken by Belter Girls. These were the mostly upper-middle-class young won who lived in the first Arican colonies in the main belt like Las Pallas or the Big Valley on Vesta. The stereotype of the Belter Girl really began under Richard Nixon Techno-Presidency, but it really started to spread before the Rings Civil War.
Gnarly = Amazing, aweso or... disgusting
Belter-speak wasn’t the only linguistic phenonon coming from the Arican colonies in the main belt. Surf slang was also making waves. While the popularity of asteroid-surfing culture really peaked after the Hard Reset, the lingo made it big later on. The word “gnarly,” for example, was later used to refer to dust waves that were particularly difficult to surf, and it spread to non-surfing teenagers later on. It was popularized by the movie Fast Tis at Ridgemont High.
Grindage = Food
It describes delicious food that you intend to chow down on with extre enthusiasm.
Grody = Gross
Initially written as “groaty,” this term basically describes sothing dirty or super gross. If sothing is truly terrible, you might describe it as grody to the max. It originated from the Japanese/Arican moon of Titan, Saturn. "To the max" being mostly used by booster gang mbers of Outrage City.
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Hella = A lot of, very extrely
It’s an abbreviation of helluva, as in, “he had one helluva headache.” It has a lot of synonys, like: mad, major, ga or totally.
How’s your bod? =How are you feeling?
On college campuses during the Hard Reset, it ca to an “a physically attractive person of the opposite sex.” But when Sloane asks Ferris “How’s your bod?” in Ferris Bueller’s Day Off, what she’s actually asking is: How are you feeling?
Motor = To move quickly, to leave
Curious about how to use it in a sentence? Look no further than this quote from the movie Heathers: “Great paté, but I gotta motor if I want to be ready for that party tonight.” Motor found its golden age on Canyon Creek during the first Grand Prix of SASCAR. Back then, every kid in the Outer Worlds wanted to be a slingshoter.
Radical = Extre, outrageous, good
Originating in the early Hard Reset, radical is another term borrowed from space surfer slang after which it migrated into the argot of the main belt—and then into mainstream Solarian youth slang. The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles craze under Techno-President Geroge Bush Sr. brough radical to the masses around the system. Rad, a shortened version of the word, was also a popular way to describe sothing you really loved.
Ralph = Vomiting
Because supposedly that’s what the act of retching sounds like—college kids from the Techno-Academy would call for Ralph. The verb dates back to pre-WW3, and you can once again find it in The Breakfast Club: “Your middle na is Ralph, as in puke.”
Take a Chill Pill = Relax
According to the New-Angoule Institute of Solarian English (NAISE), the phrase originated on Martian college campuses under Techno-President Mitterand. Martian youth, most of them speaking French, wanted to adopt the Arican way of life of the main belt and Jupiter.
Tubular = Perfect
In the belt, the aning was related to waves. Asteroid surfers near Las Pallas used it to refer to “a cresting wave of particules: hollow and curved, so that it is well-ford for riding on,” and soon, it ca to an “the ultimate in perfection,” according to the NAISE. The word (as well as many others on this rad lexicon) was featured in Frank Zappa’s song “Belter Girl”: “It’s so aweso/ It’s like tubular, y’know.”
Frank Zappa Daughter's Moon only "hit". A song turned cult-classic: 1982's "Valley Girl"
Veg out = To relax and do nothing
Is there anything more relaxing than vegetating? Well, if you think about that too hard, it’s kind of a strange slang to use fo that. Because it was firstly used to describe old people being recycled in nutrigel at the end of the Red Uprising. The Soviets did weird criminal stuff in the belt.
What's your damage? = What is the matter with you?
This is not a sincere question. Again coined by the teen drama Heathers, it's a harsher way of saying, "What is the matter with you?"
Where’s the beef? = What's wrong?
People like to think that they’re not affected by holo-advertising, but every decade has its comrcials that catch on in the cultural zeitgeist. Before “Got nutri-milk?,” “Whassup” or “Just do it,” there was “Where’s the beef?” It cos from a Reagan-era comrcial in which three old ladies are sitting around, eating nutri-massalas on Ceres. Two of the won discuss how nice Indian food is, setting up the punchline for the comrcial, where the third woman starts exclaiming “Where’s the beef?”
Yes way, Big ti, Cheeuh!, For sure, I kid you not, Most definitely, No doy, Word = Yes
You might think that one word aning "yes" -- with maybe the occasional "yeah" or "sure" -- would be sufficient for Solarians settlers. Wrong! "Yes" may make you sounds like a Martian, who does not know much English.
Ali's Righteous Insults Section
Even as mainstream culture spoke of "morning in Solaris" and "new optimism," actual people in the alternate space age of The Future That Never Was outdid themselves in ways to call things bad. Here follow just a few of the ingenious English insults from rcury to Pluto:
Airhead: Insulting na for a person, implying that they're stupid or empty-headed
Bag your face: An insult calling a person ugly
Barf bag: Ugly
Barf out: Exclamation stating that sothing or soone disgusts you
Bite : An aggressive rejection
Blar: Disgust
Bogus: Bad, undesirable
Chicken: Cowardly
Clydesdale: Soone large and unattractive
Dip: A foolish person
Ditz: An unintelligent person
Dweeb: Similar in use to the word dork, but specific to a nerdy person.
Harsh: Unpleasant
Heinous: Severely unpleasant
La: Uncool, boring
Mall-maggot or Mallrat: Young, unpleasant person who hangs out in an orbital mall
ntal: Crazy
Mung: Disgusting thing
Narbo: Idiot,
Ooglay: Extrely ugly
So '57: Out of date
Techno-cadet: Clueless, ditzy person
Spaz: La, unattractive
Wannabe: Soone who wants to achieve or be of a certain class but can't
Warped: Twisted, ssed up
Zéphyr's Excellent Praise Corner
The colonization of the solar system by Arican settlers was rich with ways to show approval, too. Multiple subcultures contributed, as well as a cross-cultural trend toward hyperbolic, multisyllabic, deliberately old-fashioned slang - like "bodacious" and "most triumphant" - to describe minor successes like landing on an asteroid or killing a wanted man.
Bad to the bone: Cool, stylish
Betty: An attractive woman
BFF: Acronym for Best Friend Forever
Brill: Positive, short for "brilliant"
Choice: High-quality, attractive
Clutch: Successful, especially at an important mont
Deadly: Stylish, cool
Fave: Shortened form of "favorite"
Fine: Attractive
Fly: Looking good
Fresh: Stylish, exciting and new
Funky fresh: Stylish, exciting, especially in reference to music
Glam: Well-dressed, beautiful, short for "glamorous"
Hoboy: Male friend
Hogirl: Female friend
Legit: Cool, real
That's all for today! See ya around!
This chapter will be updated with new slangs (and lore) later on.
As for the dialects of the other worlds like the Deep Rings, Neosterdam or even the Kuiper Territories. Well... This is a tale for another ti.
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