Chapter 68: PHO and “Haru-Naru”
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Bagrat (The guy in the know)(Original Poster)
Holy shit! I don’t even know how to co out and say this…
But the Behemoth is dead. Like straight-up dead and not coming back!
For those who don’t check the news—even though you SHOULD because a freaking Endbringer attack was going on—the Behemoth attacked Boston.
Heroes and villains arrived to hold him off—bravely I might add, because he has the highest body count of the three monsters.
Although it turned out they weren’t needed, because three gigantic nine-tailed foxes decided to show up, rip the Behemoth apart... and then literally eat him.
They even carved up his rock-hard at, sohow cooked it to be edible, and served it to everyone afterward. And of course, this was all on cara—LOTS of caras!
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►XxVoid_CowboyxX (Temp Banned 1 Week)
First! And it's all fake! Co on sheeple! You think giant FOXES just popped out of nowhere and killed a freaking Endbringer?? Open your eyes, it’s obviously CGI and propaganda from Earth Aleph’s Lizard Governnt! Wake up!
►Tin_Mother (Moderator)
@Void_Cowboy: You have been given a 1-week tiout. Please use this period to reconsider your posting habits.
►VistaIsBestCape (Vista Fanclub Pres.)
This isn't fake. Vista confird on social dia it’s real and she actually ATE so of the Behemoth at. She rated it "10/10. Surprisingly tasty." Vista wouldn’t lie. Praise Vista!
►Dopopo34 (Keyboard Warrior)
Can sobody ban these creepy Vista fans already… She's like 12…
►Clockblocker (Verified Cape)
@Tin_Mother’s not lying. Ate it myself. Had three servings. Still alive, still handso. Endbringer barbecue is now the official cuisine of Brockton Bay Protectorate.
►Point--@-the-sky (Verified Cape)
Yo, I was there! These fox people are totes legit! I saw Haru turn the Behemoth into a steak personally. Also, Naruko is gorgeous up close. 100% fangirling!
►Greggy_boyo (Verified Cape Enthusiast)
Hey Glory Girl! Big fan! Question though, didn’t your mom tell you that you couldn't go? I was watching Tv and saw that live
►Point--@-the-sky (Verified Cape)
@Greggy_boyo: I snuck out and flew over to Boston when mom wasn’t looking! Tehe… I'm gonna be grounded but worth it!!!
►XxVoid_CowboyxX (Temp Banned 1 Week)(Alt Account: Void_Cowboy_Reborn also banned)
You can't silence the TRUTH Tin_Mother! This was clearly a bio-tinker experint designed to pacify humanity into accepting alien overlords!!
►Tin_Mother (Moderator)
@Void_Cowboy_Reborn: Your IP has been logged. Enjoy the permanent ban. You know we don’t allow Alt accounts
►Tinfoil_Hat_Mafia (Cape Conspiracy Enthusiast)
Ok, this ti Void might have a point. I'm not buying the official narrative. Maybe it’s not Earth Aleph’s lizard overlords, but seriously, giant foxes appearing out of nowhere and casually eating the most terrifying Endbringer? This slls suspiciously convenient…
►Uber (Verified Villain)
I never thought I’d say this, but I'm on team fox now. Can soone get a collectible version of those nine tailed foxes? Asking for a friend. (And that friend is .)
►Leet (Verified Villain)
@Uber: Traitor! …Actually, get one too.
►Miss_Militia’s_Fan#342
Anyone else see Kaiser get shot in the knee by a dieval Viking werewolf lady? Link: [Link]. Villains getting what they deserve. Absolutely chef’s kiss.
►Point--@-the-sky (Verified Cape)
OMG that was Aela! She’s terrifying but amazing. Kaiser cried like a baby btw.
►Dragon (Verified Cape)
Let clarify for those wondering: the “endbringer” at was extensively tested and surprisingly it showed no signs of radiation afterward. The cooking thod Haru used genuinely removed radioactive contamination. Yes, I know how it sounds. I’ve triple-checked the results myself with multiple scanners…
►BostonsStrongest
I live in Boston. Saw everything through my window. This was no stunt, folks. I thought we were goners, but those foxes literally saved our city. I might actually sleep tonight for the first ti in years.
►ParanoidPanda
Anyone else worried that eating the Behemoth could cause weird power mutations? Just ? Ok, cool. Still would’ve eaten it though.
►Aegis (Verified Cape)
Ate it. Still feel normal. A bit more energetic maybe? Honestly just glad Behemoth is dead. Everything else is gravy at this point.
►Bagrat (The guy in the know)(OP)
Anyone catch that mont when Haru casually flirted with Naruko right in the middle of the fight? Priorities! …Even if it was two foxes flirting. Which was kinda weird to see.
►Clockblocker (Verified Cape)
@Bagrat: Bold of you to assu there’s ever a bad ti to flirt. Respect.
►Little_Miss (Vista Fanclub mber)
Wait, didn't Alexandria show up and actually joke about grilling Endbringer at with Haru? Like Alexandria actually cracked a joke on cara?
►LaserDream (Verified Cape)
She did! I was watching live with my jaw dropped the entire ti. I thought Alexandria was physically incapable of humor.
►Tattletale (Unverified Cape)
Nope, she’s just been waiting thirty years for soone strong enough to make a joke with. Trust on this.
►Point--@-the-sky (Verified Cape)
@Tattletale: No one trusts you, villain! (But actually, you're probably right about this.)
►Kaiser’sActualKnee(Temp Account)
Hello, I am the shattered remains of Kaiser’s knee, and I can confirm this event really happened. I am dead now. Please send condolences.
►Bagrat (The guy in the know)(OP)
@Kaiser’sActualKnee: I can’t stop laughing, what is happening here?
►VistaIsBestCape (Vista Fanclub Pres.)
Anyone else realize that we now have no real reason to fear Endbringers? We literally ate one of them. I’m starting to think the apocalypse might actually get cancelled this year.
►CrisisRed
@VistaIsBestCape: Why would you say that? Now you’ve jinxed it. Simurgh incoming in 3... 2...
►Gallant (Verified Cape)
Never jinx it, guys. Seriously. But also, I ate so too, and I'm still alive. And I think my power might actually feel stronger?
►Dragon (Verified Cape)
@Gallant: Please report to the nearest Protectorate station imdiately for tests. This is not a drill.
►Greggy_boyo (Verified Cape Enthusiast)
Endbringer at = power upgrade confird??? Calling it now, this was all a conspiracy from Cauldron!
►Clockblocker (Verified Cape)
@Greggy_boyo: The hell is a Cauldron?
►Greggy_boyo (Verified Cape Enthusiast)
They’re the secret illuminati that rule the world. How do you not know this, you work for them!? The dark web is full of stuff about them...
►Scary-Hat-Lady (Moderator)
@Greggy_boyo: …And we know where you sleep so you better zip it. I just PMd you…
►Greggy_boyo (Verified Cape Enthusiast)
Guys! I’m scared! Crazy hat lady just sent a picture of my own freaking bedroom!
►Tin_Mother (Moderator)
Keep it civil, everyone! Any more conspiracy nonsense, or threats and you’ll join Void_Cowboy in ban-land. Also, @Scary-Hat-Lady: WHO THE HELL ARE YOU!? You are not a moderator on this site!!!
►Scary-Hat-Lady (Moderator)
I am now…
►Tin_Mother (Moderator)
…Why can’t I delete your account!? That should be impossible!
►Scary-Hat-Lady (Moderator)
Lol, get gud…
►Tin_Mother (Moderator)
…
►Greggy_boyo (Verified Cape Enthusiast)
Whoa…
►Point--@-the-sky (Verified Cape)
Don’t piss off scary hat lady… noted.
►Uber (Verified Villain)
Who cares about that!? ALL HAIL OUR NEW FOX OVERLORDS!
►Bagrat (The guy in the know)(OP)
What a day. We witnessed history, guys…
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– Haru –
I stood behind the counter of my restaurant, trying to cram leftover Endbringer at into one of my magical fridges. The fridge, thankfully, was much bigger on the inside, making storage easier, but I still had to push pretty hard to fit the large crystalline chunks inside. It wasn't exactly my favorite at to cook, mostly because I had to rely on my "Chef" skill just to make it edible. But hey, at least people seed to like it, and nobody died from radiation poisoning, so I couldn't complain.
Not all of the at ended up here, of course. Alexandria and a bunch of governnt agencies had practically begged for pieces of the Behemoth for research.
I had just closed the fridge when the door to the restaurant swung open with a forceful bang, causing to jump slightly. Gabriel stord in, her usually calm and graceful face twisted in an unmistakable pout. She was clearly upset—actually, it was the first ti I'd ever seen her so visibly frustrated.
Even though the answer was obvious, I still had to ask. "Hey, Gabriel. So...how'd it go?"
She let out an irritated huff, crossing her arms beneath her chest as she scowled adorably. "I don’t want to talk about it. That bi—I an, that... any got away again."
Whoa. Did Gabriel almost swear just now? Things really must have gone badly up there in space…
Before I could press further, the door from the kitchen swung open, and Naruko and Aela stepped out, both wearing fresh clothes borrowed from Rias. Their long, damp hair hung loosely, signaling they'd obviously just co out of the shower together. Even though I knew nothing sexual happened between them, I couldn’t help but feel a pang of jealousy—especially since Aela had asked Naruko to help wash her after dealing with so villain that she mauled while I was cooking.
Naruko, on the other hand, had simply wanted to clean dirt out of her fluffy tails.
They noticed Gabriel imdiately and her expression.
Naruko offered a sympathetic smile, while Aela assessed the angel’s obvious frustration and seed to instantly understand what had happened.
"You'll get her next ti," Aela said confidently, giving Gabriel a nod of encouragent. "Even the most cunning prey eventually slips up. When she does, you'll be ready."
Gabriel brightened slightly, returning a gentle smile. "Thank you, kind werewolf." After a mont of quiet, she sighed softly. "I suppose I should be getting back to Heaven. Michael and my other siblings are probably starting to worry about ."
"I get it," I said, leaning against the counter. "What do your siblings think about this place, anyway? You’ve never brought any of them here."
"Oh..." Gabriel hesitated, looking a bit shy as she shifted nervously from foot to foot. "Well, the truth is, I haven’t actually told them yet."
I raised an eyebrow, surprised. "Really? Why not?"
Gabriel looked away, a soft blush forming on her cheeks. "I just...really like coming here. It’s nice having sowhere to go where I can just be Gabriel, you know? Not Gabriel the Archangel, protector of humanity, warrior of Heaven—just Gabriel."
Naruko nodded in understanding, her fox tails flicking softly behind her. "Yeah, I completely get that. Back ho, my brother and I aren’t just ninja. We're 'the Jinchuriki,' weapons of the village, constantly under scrutiny. Here, I can just relax."
Aela, however, scoffed, shaking her head proudly. "Hmph. Personally, I love standing out. Back in Whiterun, plenty of people call 'that bitch'—it's clearly a mark of respect. Everyone knows exactly who's in charge!"
Naruko and I exchanged a quick glance.
I wasn’t entirely sure that Aela fully grasped the aning of that particular term, especially given her tone. I decided not to correct her right now, though I'd definitely be having a talk with anyone I heard using it around her—preferably with my fists.
Gabriel’s expression softened, her smile returning. "Either way, thank you again for inviting here. Next ti that false angel dares to appear, please call upon imdiately. I swear to you, she won't escape a third ti."
"I will," I promised, offering her a reassuring grin. "We'll get her together."
She nodded gratefully, then vanished in a flash of brilliant golden light, leaving a warm glow lingering briefly in the air.
"Well," Naruko said after a pause, "that happened."
After Gabriel left, Aela leaned casually against the counter and turned to with a curious look. Her vivid green eyes sparkled playfully as she asked, "So, Haru, what are your plans now? Any more strange worlds to save?"
I chuckled, running a hand through my hair as I considered my answer. "Honestly, I've been bouncing around between dinsions and fighting giant monsters a bit too often lately. I think I might stay closer to ho for a few days. Maybe finally get so peace and quiet around here."
Naruko tilted her head thoughtfully, her red tails swishing gently behind her. "Weren't you talking about checking on Ainz, though? And what about that Rimuru guy as well?"
I sighed, nodding reluctantly. "Yeah, I'll probably swing by to see how Ainz is doing. As for Rimuru…" I paused, feeling my tails involuntarily stiffen behind . The image of Rimuru's shy but flirty conversations with my mother flashed through my mind.
It wasn't jealousy—I an, not really—but sothing about Mom possibly dating again made a bit uncomfortable…
Aela raised an eyebrow, her lips curling into a teasing smile. "Oh? Does soone not approve of his mother's new boyfriend?"
I shot her a mild glare, though there was no real heat behind it. "I didn't say anything like that. If Mom wants to date so sli guy, that’s her business. I'm definitely not jealous."
Naruko giggled behind her hand, obviously not believing for a second. I felt my cheeks heat slightly but kept my mouth shut, deciding that further protests would only make things worse.
Before I could dwell on it further, I felt a warm kiss on my cheek, pulling my attention back to Aela. She leaned closer, pressing herself gently against , her breath warm against my ear. "Well, jealousy or not, I’d say you deserve to celebrate your victory properly." Her voice lowered, taking on that familiar, sultry tone that always sent pleasant shivers down my spine. "I'd suggest heading back to your room and making good use of that big bed of yours…but I get the feeling our sweet Naruko isn't quite ready for that yet."
Naruko's eyes widened instantly, her face turning a delightful shade of red. Her fluffy ears flattened in embarrassnt. "I—I'm definitely not ready to lose my virginity yet!" she stamred, clearly flustered. She quickly glanced between and Aela, biting her lower lip anxiously. "But… I an… if you two want to, you know, go ahead without …"
Aela laughed. "Oh, you're just adorable, sister," she purred. Stepping forward, she gently cupped Naruko’s blushing face and placed a gentle, reassuring kiss on her cheek, causing the fox-girl’s blush to deepen further.
As Aela stepped back, she gave Naruko a mischievous wink. Then, without warning, she delivered a playful slap to Naruko's firm backside. The fox-girl let out a surprised squeak, her tails going rigid in shock.
"Besides," Aela teased, grinning wickedly as she sauntered toward the door, "I got plenty of eyefuls of your amazing body while we showered together. You really shouldn't keep Haru waiting too long."
Naruko stared after Aela, eyes wide and face crimson. "I—I…that's not fair!"
Aela chuckled deeply, tossing a casual wave over her shoulder as she walked out. "All's fair in love and war, little sister!"
The door swung closed, leaving Naruko and alone, an awkward silence hanging between us.
Finally, Naruko cleared her throat shyly. "She's really…sothing, huh?"
I couldn't help but chuckle as I watched Aela confidently stride out the front door. She certainly was sothing. Strong, fearless, and always unapologetically herself. It was part of why I'd fallen for her so hard in the first place.
When the door closed behind her, I turned my attention back to Naruko, standing quietly by the counter. Our eyes t, and my breath caught slightly in my chest. Her face was still flushed.
Maybe it was my fox instincts acting up, but at that mont, I found her genuinely beautiful. So beautiful, in fact, that the words slipped out before I even realized I was speaking. "You’re really beautiful, Naruko," I said gently, my voice barely more than a whisper.
Her purple eyes widened in shock. But then she smiled shyly. "Thank you," she murmured softly, voice trembling with genuine emotion. "That…that really ans a lot coming from you, Haru."
We stood there quietly for a mont, just soaking in the gentle warmth of the mont. My heart beat a little faster, prompting to break the silence again. "Hey, Naruko," I started, suddenly feeling uncharacteristically nervous. "Would you maybe want to go on a date with ? Just us. You've seen plenty of the yokai side of Kyoto, but I haven’t really shown you around the human side of my world yet. I'd love to take you sowhere nice."
Naruko wiped gently at her eyes, the blush returning to her cheeks in full force. She smiled softly, her tails swaying gently behind her in excitent. "I'd really like that," she said shyly. "Honestly, I’ve been wanting to spend more ti alone with you, but…I just wasn't sure how to ask."
I laughed softly, feeling relief wash over . "You can always ask anything. You don't have to be nervous around ."
Her eyes sparkled warmly, and she stepped a bit closer, reaching out to gently squeeze my hand. "I’ll try to rember that. But just a heads up, I haven't really been on many dates, so I might be a bit awkward."
I squeezed her hand back reassuringly. "That's perfectly fine. Honestly, I'm probably just as nervous as you are right now."
She giggled sweetly at that, her ears perking up happily. "Well, that makes feel a little better. So, what kind of things do humans do on dates in your world anyway?"
I grinned at her enthusiasm. "Let’s keep it classic. Dinner, maybe see a movie, take a walk around the city at night. Just simple stuff to start."
Naruko's smile brightened further. "That sounds wonderful.”
– Glory Girl –
It was well past midnight, but the celebration in Boston was still going strong. Vicky had spent most of the evening partying alongside Gallant, too excited about the endbringer’s defeat to even care about how it might look to anyone who saw them together and thought she was cheating on her boyfriend “Dean.”
Who was going to worry about her dating drama right now, anyway? The world had just seen Haru and his friends rip apart an unstoppable monster. Her problems were definitely small potatoes compared to that.
But eventually, even Vicky got tired. Deciding it was ti to head ho, she took to the skies, flying full speed toward Brockton Bay. Boston wasn't that far—about a hundred miles or so. At her fastest, the trip only took about fifteen minutes.
When she reached ho, she hovered carefully by her bedroom window, relieved to see it still cracked open just as she’d left it. Quietly, she lifted it up and slipped through, making sure not to disturb her mom or dad—
“Welco back, Victoria Dallon.”
Vicky froze.
Sitting on her bed, fully suited up in her Brandish costu, was her mother, Carol, and she did not look happy. The use of her full na was a pretty clear sign that things weren't going to end well.
“Oh, um…hi, Mom,” Vicky said awkwardly, offering her mother an uncomfortable smile. “What, uh—why are you still awake?”
Carol raised an eyebrow, looking entirely unimpressed with her dumb question. “There was an Endbringer attack tonight, Victoria. Why in the world would you think I'd just go to bed early?”
Vicky winced a bit at her mother’s sharp tone. “Well, because it’s dead now?” she offered weakly.
Carol gave her a flat, almost disbelieving stare. “Really?”
Vicky sighed dramatically, shoulders slumping. “Am I grounded?”
Her mother folded her arms. “What do you think?”
Vicky groaned and threw her hands up. “Oh co on! Haru literally killed the Behemoth in like two minutes. I wasn’t even in danger! Nobody was!”
“That isn’t the point!” Carol said firmly, her expression softening slightly with worry. “You didn’t know that when you snuck out. You willingly put yourself at risk, and you didn’t even think to tell .”
“How did you even know I snuck out in the first place?!”
“I monitor your PHO, and you literally posted you snuck out,” her mom told her flatly.
Damn, Vicky really shouldn't have posted that…
She was just too hyped in the mont.
Vicky’s shoulders dropped, feeling a pang of guilt. She knew her mom ant well, but she really didn’t understand. Carol had never actually visited the Fox Hole—she had no idea just how powerful Haru and his friends were! To Vicky, after spending ti around literal god-like beings, the Endbringers barely seed like a threat anymore!
“Mom, seriously,” she tried again, a bit softer now. “You need to co see the Fox Hole yourself. If you t Haru, Aela, Naruko, or any of the others, you’d understand why I wasn’t worried at all. These guys are way beyond anything we’ve ever faced before. Seriously, screw the Endbringers and screw Scion. Haru’s crew makes them look like nothing.”
Carol still didn’t look convinced, but she hesitated, clearly intrigued by the intensity of Vicky’s insistence. Taking the opportunity, Vicky pressed on quickly.
“You could co with tomorrow! Please? Bring Dad, too. Maybe soone there could even help him with his depression! It's not impossible—I’ve seen crazier things happen at that place.”
That caught Carol’s attention more than anything else Vicky had said. Her mother’s expression softened noticeably, a flicker of hope briefly crossing her face before being quickly masked. Finally, Carol sighed, standing up from the bed.
“I’ll think about it,” she said reluctantly. “But you’re still grounded for a week.”
“Fiiine...” she pouted as her mother closed the door behind her.
Just as Vicky let herself flop dramatically onto the bed with an exaggerated groan, her phone vibrated loudly on her nightstand. She picked it up, squinting at the bright screen, and saw a flood of new ssages from PHO. Curiosity got the better of her, and she opened it up.
Void_Cowboy_3:"CONFIRD! Glory Girl cheating on her boyfriend!"
Attached was a picture of her and Gallant dancing together…
Vicky's eyes widened in disbelief.
"Oh, co on!" she groaned louder, burying her face in her pillow. "And Endbringer died and people really do care about my dating life?!” She then paused. “...And I thought that troll Void got banned!"
She really hated PHO sotis…
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