Chapter 132:
– Haru –
I watched the death goddess stare at us with those luminous green eyes, her expression cycling through disbelief, hope, and crushing doubt in the span of seconds. Her hands trembled slightly where they gripped the empty bowl, and I caught the way her throat worked as she swallowed hard.
"The both of you are actually—real...?"
The question ca out barely above a whisper, fragile as spun glass.
Sothing clicked in my mind then. Fuck. If I'd known this goddess was battling ntal trauma, I would've prepared sothing specifically crafted to heal her psyche instead of just standard comfort food.
Too late now. She didn’t seem as far gone as Rennala had been though. If anything, it looked like this woman was recovering by the second as she glanced between myself and Frigga.
I leaned closer, close enough that she could feel the warmth radiating from my body, close enough that my presence beca undeniable and solid. I let my tails fan out slightly behind .
"Of course we're real," I said, keeping my voice steady and warm. "I promise you, this isn't a hallucination. We're here. You're not alone anymore."
Frigga shifted beside , and I felt her hand settle gently on the goddess's bare shoulder. "Everything happening right now is real, dear," Frigga assured her, giving that shoulder a gentle squeeze. She tilted her head slightly, concern evident in the furrow of her brow. "But why would you think it wasn't? What made you believe we were just another fantasy?"
The goddess bit her lower lip, and I watched the way her teeth pressed into that full bottom curve before she released it. Her eyes dropped to the empty bowl in her lap, fingers tightening around its edges until her knuckles went even paler than her already porcelain skin. "I've been trapped in Helheim for over a thousand years," she said quietly, each word seeming to cost her sothing. "Maybe longer. I stopped counting after the first millennium beca the second." Her voice cracked slightly, and she paused to draw a shuddering breath. "The isolation... it does things to your mind. I've had so many hallucinations over the centuries—conversations with people who weren't there, phantom sensations of warmth and touch that dissolved the mont I reached for them." Her glowing green eyes lifted to et mine, and the raw vulnerability in them made my chest tighten. "But I have to admit," she continued, a bitter smile tugging at her lips, "this has been the nicest hallucination I've ever experienced. The kindness, the bath, the food..." She gestured vaguely at both of us. "The company of two impossibly attractive strangers who don't imdiately try to kill or remind what a monster I am. It seed too good to be real."
Impossibly attractive. My ears twitched despite myself, heat creeping up the back of my neck.
Frigga seed to sense my montary distraction and smoothly took over, her voice taking on a warr, more formal quality as she straightened slightly.
"Then allow to properly introduce us both, so you know exactly who has stumbled into your realm." She placed one elegant hand over her heart in what looked like an old gesture of formal greeting. "I am Frigga of Vanaheim, daughter of the Vanir, Goddess of the Hunt and keeper of the wild magics." She ntioned nothing about Asgard. Clearly she was very mad at Odin still. She turned and gestured toward with her free hand, a small smile playing at her lips. "And this is Prince Haru of the Yokai people, though I confess I don't know much about his kind. They weren't among the beings I studied before my... imprisonnt."
I scratched at my cheek, feeling suddenly awkward under both won's attention. "That's because I'm technically from Midgard," I explained with a shrug that made my tails sway. "But not this Midgard—I'm from another universe entirely. A parallel reality, I guess you'd call it. I don't even know if your version of Earth has Yokai at all, or if we're exclusive to my dinsion."
Frigga's eyes widened for just a fraction of a second before she let out a surprised chuckle, shaking her head with apparent amusent. "Well. That's certainly not the strangest thing I've heard in my long life, but I'll admit—until this very mont, I believed travel between universes was nothing more than myth and philosophical speculation. Impossible, even for the gods."
"Depends on the Gods," I said, unable to keep the amused note out of my voice at the thought of her expression whenever she finally sees my restaurant for the first ti.
The death goddess had been watching our exchange with rapt attention, her expression cycling through various stages of processing this information.
"Is the Odin in your universe still an asshole?" She blurted out a question that made both Frigga and I turn to stare at her in confusion. The words hung in the dead air of Helheim for a beat.
I felt my tails droop slightly as I considered how to answer that. "Honestly? The Odin from my world is known to be a pretty chill and fair god overall. He takes his duties seriously, dispenses wisdom, the whole wise All-Father thing." I paused, then added with a grimace, "But he's also a notorious womanizer. Visits titty bars quite frequently from what I've heard. Apparently losing his wife Frigga in my tiline made him... cope poorly."
"Titty bars?" Frigga repeated, her tone one of innocent curiosity as she tilted her head. "What manner of establishnt is that?"
The death goddess leaned forward as well, clearly just as interested in the answer.
Of course they don't have strip clubs in dieval fantasy Norse realms. I felt heat flooding my face, my ears flattening slightly in embarrassnt as I tried to figure out how to explain this without sounding like a complete pervert.
"It's, uh... it's a place where n go to get drunk and ogle dancing naked won," I managed, the words coming out more strangled than I'd intended. I fully expected shock, disgust, maybe so righteous indignation about the objectification of won.
Instead, the death goddess's eyes lit up with genuine excitent. "Such a place actually exists?!" She sounded absolutely delighted, leaning forward with an enthusiasm that made the neckline of her borrowed dress dip dangerously low. "That sounds amazing! Do they have male dancers too, or is it only won? What about—"
SMACK!
Frigga's hand connected with the taller woman's shoulder in a polite but firm correction, the sound echoing off the obsidian rocks around us.
"Behave yourself," Frigga scolded, though there was warmth beneath the reprimand. Then her expression shifted into sothing more pointed as she fixed the death goddess with an expectant look. "And you still haven't introduced yourself properly, dear. We've shared our nas and our rather unusual circumstances. Don't you think it's ti you returned the courtesy?"
The death goddess blinked, then had the grace to look slightly sheepish—an expression that sat oddly on soone who radiated such dangerous power.
"You're right," she admitted. "I'm sorry. It's been so long since I've had to observe social niceties that I've apparently forgotten my manners entirely."
She straightened in her seat, and despite the borrowed dress and her still-damp hair, there was suddenly sothing regal about her bearing. Sothing that spoke of battlefields and thrones and power that could shake worlds.
When she spoke again, her voice carried weight. "My na is Hela. The Goddess of Death. I am also Odin’s firstborn daughter…"
Frigga and I had completely different reactions to that.
“WHAAAAAAT!?”
“Huh? I thought Loki was supposed to be your dad?”
Frigga turned to look at after I asked that question. I shrugged at her and said,
“Hela is Loki’s daughter in the mythology of my world—and a couple others I’ve visited so far. This one is the weird one…”
Frigga's expression shifted abruptly. She opened her mouth, paused, then seed to force the words out with visible effort. "Loki has never even approached another woman after Sif broke his heart," she said, her voice taking on that particular quality mothers get when discussing their children's romantic failures.
My brain screeched to a halt like tires on wet pavent.
"Wait—Sif?" I repeated, one of my ears flicking forward in disbelief. Loki. The trickster god I'd just t, the one with the ridiculous reindeer helt and the theatrical speeches, had apparently been pining after Sif of all people. I guess she was objectively attractive—tall, strong, that whole warrior goddess aesthetic that so guys went crazy for. But she was also, from what little I'd witnessed, kind of crazy.
But was I one to talk—considering my own collection of won had more than one very crazy girl?
Eh, probably not…
Although...
Oh crap!
We'd left Sif's unconscious body lying in the middle of Odin's palace, hadn't we?
Whoops.
Well…. She'd be fine. Depending on if Odin tries to interrogate her or not…
I shook my head slightly, refocusing on the conversation at hand.
Frigga had already moved past the Loki comnt, her attention snapping back to Hela with visible shock written across her mature and beautiful face. "You're saying you're Odin's daughter? His firstborn child?"
Hela nodded slowly, her green eyes watching Frigga with an intensity that made the hair on the back of my neck stand up slightly. There was wariness there, I realized. The kind of defensive tension that ca from expecting every conversation to turn into an attack.
"I was," Hela confird, her voice carefully neutral. "His favorite, once upon a ti. His perfect weapon. Until I beca an embarrassnt he needed to erase!"
Frigga's shock was giving way to sothing else now—hurt, maybe, or betrayal. Her voice rose slightly, cracking around the edges with emotion. "I was married to Odin for over a thousand years," she said, and each word seed to cost her sothing. "A thousand years, and he never once ntioned having any previous children. He never spoke of you. There were no portraits, no records, nothing." She pressed a hand to her chest, right over her heart. "How could he hide sothing like that from ? How could he just—"
"WHAT DO YOU AN YOU WERE MARRIED TO ODIN?!" Hela's voice cut through Frigga's mounting distress like a blade, sharp and sudden and completely shocked. The death goddess had gone rigid beside , her entire body tensing as though preparing for a fight. Those glowing green eyes were wide, almost wild, and I watched her lean away from us slightly—putting distance between herself and Frigga as though the older woman had suddenly beco a threat. "You said you were a Vanir goddess!" Hela continued, her tone climbing toward sothing that wasn't quite accusatory but was definitely defensive as hell. "You said you were from Vanaheim! So why are you claiming you married that bastard? Were you working with him this entire ti? Is this so kind of—"
"I AM A VANIR GODDESS!" Frigga shouted back suddenly! Every inch of her posture scread outrage, righteous and burning and completely justified. When she spoke again, the words ca faster, louder, each one hitting the dead air of Helheim like a physical blow. "Odin kidnapped during the war between our peoples! He reached into my mind with his foul magic and rewrote everything that made !" Her hands were shaking now, curled into fists in her lap. "He made think I loved him—that I had chosen him willingly, that serving at his side was my greatest joy. He forced to marry him so that my people wouldn't dare rebel, wouldn't dare fight back, because their princess was smiling and content in his bed!"
I felt my stomach twist into a knot so tight it physically hurt. HE DID WHAT!?
"He reshaped my very mories," Frigga continued, and her voice was breaking now, fragnting around the edges as centuries of suppressed trauma ca flooding out. "He made forget my ho, my family, my true nature. For a thousand years, I believed I was Asgardian. I believed his lies were my truth. I raised his children, I smiled at his court, I played the role of dutiful wife while my real self was locked away screaming inside a cage I didn't even know existed!"
In my world, certain types of mory modification were sotis considered necessary—keeping humans from discovering the supernatural, protecting the masquerade that kept both sides safe.
What Odin had done to Frigga?
That was sothing else entirely! That was taking a person—a powerful goddess, a warrior, a being with her own thoughts and dreams and desires—and just... rewriting her. Turning her into a puppet. A doll that smiled and loved and obeyed because she literally couldn't rember she'd ever been anything else.
It made think back to the early days of my restaurant—of Ron Weasley and his mother dosing Hermione with love potions. Of Dumbledore carving loyalty charms into Harry's skull.
My tails lashed once, cracking the black stone behind . I didn't say anything. Couldn't, really—what the hell were you supposed to say to sothing like that? Sorry your husband was a cosmic-level piece of shit who committed the magical equivalent of lobotomizing you for a millennium?
Instead, I did the only thing that felt right. I shifted closer to Frigga on the rough obsidian log we were using as a bench, closing the distance between us until our bodies were pressed together from shoulder to hip. Then I reached out with one arm and pulled her against properly, wrapping her in what I hoped was a comforting embrace.
She ca willingly, almost desperately, turning into my chest and pressing her face against my shoulder. I could feel the softness of her curves against my side—the generous swell of her breasts, the warmth of her body, the way she seed to lt into my touch like she'd been starving for gentle contact. My hand ca up automatically to stroke through her golden hair, and I felt her shudder against .
"I'm sorry," I murmured into her hair, keeping my voice low and steady. "I'm so fucking sorry that happened to you. You didn't deserve any of it."
For a mont, that was all there was—just the two of us, wrapped together in the gray wasteland of Helheim, and the quiet sound of Frigga's breathing slowly evening out against my chest.
And then I felt the log shift slightly as Hela moved.
I glanced over, one ear swiveling to track the death goddess's movent, and watched with mild surprise as she shalessly scooted closer along the log's rough surface. She didn't ask permission. She just slid right up against my other side and pressed herself there as well.
Hela's breasts weren't as large as Frigga's—that much was imdiately obvious as she pressed herself against my other side. But they were firm and perky beneath the borrowed silk dress, the fabric doing absolutely nothing to hide the shape of her body as she leaned into with zero hesitation. I could feel the heat of her skin through the thin material, the way her shoulder fit naturally against my ribs, how her breathing had already started to sync with mine and Frigga's.
I hesitated for maybe half a second before wrapping my free arm around her as well.
She'd been alone for over a thousand years. Tortured by hallucinations and isolation, thrown away by her own father like garbage, erased from existence itself. If anyone deserved comfort right now, it was Hela. And honestly? What Odin had done to her might have been even worse than what he'd done to Frigga—at least Frigga had been allowed to exist amongst other people, even if it was as a puppet.
The mont my arm settled around her waist, pulling her more securely against , I caught it—just for a fraction of a second, the tiniest curl at the corner of her lips. A smirk, maybe? Or just satisfaction at getting what she wanted? It vanished so quickly I couldn't be sure I'd actually seen it.
"I'm not remotely surprised that bastard would pull sothing like this," Hela said, her voice carrying an edge of bitter amusent as she settled more comfortably into my side. She tilted her head slightly, glancing past to look at Frigga. "So, stepmother dearest—do I at least have any siblings who aren't complete cunts? Or should I assu the worst about Odin's entire bloodline?"
Frigga made a soft noise that was half-laugh, half-sigh, and I felt her shift against my chest. "I have two wonderful sons," she said, and there was genuine warmth in her voice despite everything. "They're both a bit prideful and more than a little stupid, but I'll do my best to correct that before long." She paused, and I felt her fingers curl slightly against my shirt. "Though I suspect my second son Loki might have been using mind control magic on my firstborn Thor and his friends. Making them even more reckless and idiotic than they would be naturally. I'm going to have my hands full, it seems."
My ears flattened slightly against my skull as the pieces clicked together in my head.
"Wait—is that why Thor and his idiot friends were so quick to attack my sister?" The words ca out sharper than I'd intended, my tails lashing once behind . "Because soone was magically making them dumber and more aggressive?"
Even if that was true, it didn't excuse shit. Kunou was a child. A literal child who'd been minding her own business, and those armored assholes had co at her with weapons drawn and threats on their lips. Mind control or not, they'd made the choice to follow through. They'd raised their weapons. They'd called her a thief and a demon.
"They're still not forgiven," I added flatly, my grip tightening slightly on both goddesses. "I don't care if Loki was ssing with their heads. They'll have to work damn hard to earn my forgiveness." I paused, then let out a huff of annoyance. "And knowing Kunou, she'll forgive them imdiately the second they apologize because she's too nice for her own good..."
– Hela –
Hela had absolutely no intention of moving from her current position.
A couple of minutes had passed since Haru finished explaining how he and Frigga had ended up crashing into Helheim through Odin's corrupted Bifrost portal, and Hela was still shalessly pressed against his side. The solid warmth of his body against hers felt impossibly good after millennia of nothing but cold stone and colder silence. She could feel the defined muscle of his torso through his shirt, the steady rise and fall of his breathing, the occasional shift of his weight that made her hyper-aware of every point where their bodies touched.
Her hand had migrated at so point, sneaking behind his back with what she told herself was subtle grace, and now her fingers were buried in the impossibly soft fur of his golden tails.
Gods above and below, they were magnificent.
She stroked slowly along the length of one tail, marveling at how the fur seed to shimr even in Helheim's dull gray light. The texture was unlike anything she'd ever felt, silky and dense all at once, warm to the touch, almost alive in the way it responded to her fingers. She traced closer to where the tails erged from his lower back, her touch feather-light and exploratory, and she didn't miss the way his entire body went subtly rigid.
A shiver.
Small, barely perceptible, but definitely there. His breath hitched just slightly, his spine straightening almost imperceptibly beneath her roaming hand.
Interesting.
Hela filed that reaction away for later consideration, her lips curving into the faintest smirk against his shoulder. Maybe his tails were more than just aesthetically pleasing appendages. Maybe touching them—especially near the base, near his spine—was genuinely arousing for his species. The way his ears had flicked back when her fingers brushed too close to where fur t skin certainly suggested sensitivity of the intimate variety.
Sothing to explore later, she decided. But not too much later…
Still, there were more pressing matters occupying Hela's mind than the promising sensitivity of fox-demon anatomy.
They were still trapped.
The thought kept circling back, persistent and unwelco, no matter how much she tried to focus on the simple pleasure of physical contact and the miracle of not being alone anymore.
Yes, Haru and Frigga were real.
Yes, they were kind and attractive and apparently had zero intention of abandoning her to her isolation.
Yes, Haru was a chef whose food had very nearly made her weep with pleasure, and Frigga had bathed her with gentle hands and given her a clean dress and treated her like a person instead of a monster.
But they were still in Helheim. She fucking HATED this place!
Odin had sealed this realm from the rest of Yggdrasil centuries ago. Did he end up damning two more people to this lifeless hell?
"Hela." Haru's voice pulled her from her spiraling thoughts, and she blinked up at him to find those striking golden eyes focused on her face with an intensity that made heat pool low in her belly. "Are you ready to get out of here?" he asked simply.
Hela's brain stuttered to a complete halt. Her mouth opened. Closed. Opened again as she tried to form words around the sudden crushing weight of hope that slamd into her chest. "You—" Her voice ca out hoarse, raw with an emotion she couldn't quite na. She swallowed hard and tried again. "You have a way to escape from this place?" The question pitched higher at the end, disbelief bleeding through every syllable. "That's actually possible?"
"Kind of," Haru said with an infuriating casualness, as though discussing the weather rather than the impossible. He tilted his head slightly, one fox ear flicking forward in apparent curiosity. "I do have a way, yeah. But I wanted to know if you had any thods first—sothing native to this realm, maybe? Before I try my solution—Which is begging Ranni for help again…"
He mumbled that last part, barely audible.
Hela's heart was hamring against her ribs now, beating so hard she was certain both he and Frigga could hear it. Her mind raced through possibilities, discarding dozens of failed experints and dead-end rituals before landing on the one thing that had co closest to working.
She bit her lower lip as she organized her thoughts.
"I do know one way," she admitted slowly, cautiously, as though speaking the words too loudly might sohow jinx the possibility. "There's an old portal spell circle I created. Had to carve it into the bedrock about... gods, maybe four or five hundred years ago?" The tiline was fuzzy. Everything blurred together after the first thousand years. "It's not far from here—maybe a fifteen-minute walk through the rock formations to the north."
Haru's expression shifted into sothing more interested, his tails swaying slightly behind him in what she was starting to recognize as a sign of engaged attention. "A portal spell? To where?"
"Asgard, theoretically." Hela gestured vaguely with her free hand, the other still shalessly buried in his tails because she had priorities and touching him was currently at the top of that list. "I designed it to punch through the barriers Odin erected around Helheim. The theory was sound. The execution..." She trailed off, grimacing. "The problem is power. Raw magical energy. I don't have anywhere close to the amount necessary to activate sothing that ambitious!" She paused, then added with a bitter laugh, "Even three of couldn't do it. I'd need at least ten tis my current reserves, maybe more, and I'm not exactly weak." The admission tasted like ash on her tongue.
A thousand years ago, she would have commanded armies with a gesture, reshaped battlefields with her will, made lesser gods kneel with her presence alone. But isolation had a cost. Without worship, without conflict, without anything to draw upon or anyone to fear her... her power had stagnated. She was still the Goddess of Death, still dangerous, but diminished.
Frigga shifted against Haru's other side, lifting her head slightly from where it had been resting on his shoulder. "How much power does she have?" the Vanir goddess asked, directing the question at Haru rather than Hela herself.
Hela bristled slightly at being discussed like she wasn't there, but her irritation faded when she realized sothing odd.
She couldn't sense Haru's power.
At all.
The thought struck her so suddenly that she actually pulled back slightly, her hand stilling in his tails as she focused her divine senses on the fox prince sitting between her and Frigga. She reached out with the sa taphysical awareness that let her taste death on the air, that allowed her to sense the divine spark in other gods, that made her hyper-aware of magical energy in all its forms.
And she found... nothing.
Not nothing as in "he has no power." Nothing as in "there's a complete absence where power should be detectable." Like staring at a blank wall where a window should exist. He registered to her senses the sa way a particularly handso rock might—physical presence, yes, but no magical signature whatsoever.
That shouldn't be possible. Everything with a soul had so kind of energy signature, so flicker of life-force or ambient magic. Even mortals registered as faint, dim sparks. But Haru? It was like her divine senses just... slid right off him. Refused to acknowledge he existed on that level.
Frigga, by contrast, was easy to read. The Vanir goddess blazed in Hela's awareness like a bonfire—powerful, controlled, deeply rooted in nature magic and seidr. Weaker than Hela herself, certainly, but still formidable.
Still dangerous if provoked.
But Haru was a void. An anomaly. A complete unknown.
What in the Nine Realms is he?
Before Hela could voice her confusion, Haru stood up.
Both she and Frigga made identical noises of disappointnt—small, involuntary sounds of loss as all that lovely warmth and contact suddenly vanished. Hela's hand fell away from his tails, and she had to physically resist the urge to grab his shirt and yank him back down between them.
Haru seed oblivious to their distress, or perhaps he was just being polite and pretending not to notice. He stretched slightly, his spine popping in a way that made Hela's eyes track the movent of muscle beneath his clothing with entirely too much interest.
"Well," he said brightly, brushing so of Helheim's ever-present dust off his pants, "if there's sothing I have plenty of, it's magicules."
Hela blinked.
"Magicules?" She turned the unfamiliar word over in her mouth, testing the syllables. It sounded vaguely scientific, maybe? Or was it so kind of eastern mysticism she wasn't familiar with? She glanced at Frigga for clarification, but the older goddess looked equally confused.
"What are magicules?" Frigga asked, tilting her head with genuine curiosity. Her golden hair spilled over one shoulder, and Hela noted absently how even disheveled and emotionally raw, the Vanir goddess was stunningly beautiful.
No wonder Odin had wanted to keep her. The thought made Hela's lip curl with disgust. Fucking bastard. She hoped soone drove a sword through his remaining eye!
Haru's expression shifted into sothing thoughtful, his fox ears tilting at different angles as he clearly tried to figure out how to explain an unfamiliar concept. "Magicules are... hmm. How do I put this?" He scratched at his cheek with one clawed finger, the gesture almost boyishly endearing. "Think of them as the fundantal building blocks of magical energy in certain universes. Raw power in its most basic, versatile form. Where I evolved into my current state—a Demon Lord—everything runs on magicules. Spells, skills, even physical existence for certain beings."
Hela stared at him.
Frigga stared at him.
"Demon Lord?" Hela repeated slowly. “That’s quite the title… It sounds evil,” she chuckled.
Frigga pouted at Haru as well saying, “You strike as anything but evil, Haru.”
“I can be pretty an when soone threatens my friends or family, but Demon Lord is essentially just a title for non-humans that evolved to a certain level of power,” he explained and then the stale air started to vibrate. Haru was releasing a fraction of his power and Hela could suddenly sense it!
Frigga and Hela both gasped at the sa ti! Hela was shocked and humbled and aroused and hopeful all at the sa ti!
– Ranni –
Ranni the Witch watched her beloved eternal consort embark upon yet another adventure, as she always did.
She observed from the sanctuary of her private study within Raya Lucaria, surrounded by the gentle luminescence of floating tos and crystalline instrunts that humd with arcane resonance.
Four arms moved with independent purpose—two manipulating the threads of a scrying spell that shimred like liquid starlight between her azure fingers, one absently turning the pages of an ancient grimoire she had long since morized, the fourth cradling a cup of moon-tea that had gone cold hours ago without her notice.
Her attention was fixed entirely upon the vision suspended before her. Upon him.
Haru sat between two goddesses in that desolate wasteland of Helheim, one arm wrapped around each woman, his magnificent golden tails fanned out behind him like a sunburst against the grey monotony of that dead realm.
The death goddess—Hela, apparently—had her fingers buried shalessly in his fur, stroking with an intimacy that made sothing territorial stir in Ranni's chest. The other woman, Frigga, pressed against his opposite side with the desperate hunger of soone who had been starved of genuine affection for far too long.
He was collecting more won.
Again.
Ranni released a soft sigh that misted in the cool air of her study.
Yes, she was watching him. She was always watching him. Through the connection she maintained to every door the Fox Hole had ever spawned, through the threads of fate she had painstakingly woven into the very fabric of his existence, through sheer divine will and perhaps an unhealthy amount of obsessive devotion—she could feel him. Always. A warm presence at the edge of her consciousness, like sunlight through a window she simultaneously yearned to throw open and feared to fully embrace.
Was it stalkerish behavior? Absolutely. Borderline pathological, even, by mortal standards.
Did she care? Not in the slightest.
He was hers. Her chosen consort. Her beloved. The one soul across infinite realities that had captured her attention so completely that she had reshaped the very laws of dinsional travel just to keep him close. If that ant watching over him like a particularly devoted (and phenonally powerful) guardian goddess, then so be it. She had been alone for eons before finding his soul again. She had earned the right to be a little possessive.
Her lips curved beneath the shadow of her oversized white witch's hat—that floppy, ridiculous thing she refused to part with despite its impracticality—as she watched Haru release a fraction of his Demon Lord aura. Even through the scrying spell, even across dinsional barriers and the void between universes, she felt the echo of his power like a caress against her own divine essence.
Both goddesses gasped. Ranni understood the reaction intimately. Two more immortals for his collection, she mused, one delicate blue hand rising to rest against her cheek in a gesture that was almost wistful. Two more eternal hearts that would orbit his warmth for ages to co.
The thought should have bothered her more than it did.
Once, perhaps, it might have, before she had learned the hard truths about love and loss and the terrible weight of eternity after her consort originally died claiming that blasted Elden Ring—she might have raged at the idea of sharing her chosen partner with so many others.
But Ranni had lived too long and seen too much to cling to such mortal jealousies.
Haru's heart was vast. Impossibly, beautifully vast. He loved with an intensity that defied the constraints most beings placed upon such emotions, pouring genuine affection and devotion into each connection he forged without diminishing what he gave to any other. Watching him with Hela and Frigga now—the gentle way he held them, the soft words of comfort she could not hear but could read upon his lips, the protective curl of his tails around their huddled forms—Ranni felt no envy.
Only a quiet, aching gratitude that such a soul existed at all.
Besides, she thought with a flicker of dark amusent, I am his first. His goddess. The one who gave him the Fox Hole and all its impossible connections. Let the others warm his bed and fill his days—I am woven into his very destiny. None of them can claim that.
Her expression softened as her thoughts drifted toward a truth that sat heavy in her ancient heart.
The harem was growing large. Too large, perhaps, by conventional standards—though nothing about Haru's life had ever been conventional. But Ranni had done the calculations. She had traced the threads of fate for each woman who had claid a piece of his heart, and she knew what awaited them all.
Around half of Haru's lovers were mortal.
Of course, Haru would offer them immortality. Ranni knew this with absolute certainty because she knew him. He would beg them to stay. He would lay his heart bare and ask them to remain by his side forever.
And most of them would refuse.
This, too, Ranni knew. Not through any prophetic vision or manipulation of fate, but because the mortal won in Haru's life had discussed it amongst themselves. Privately. In hushed conversations they believed no one else could hear.
But Ranni heard everything that happened within or near the Fox Hole.
The mortal girls had made their peace with mortality. They would love Haru with everything they possessed—every fiber of their beings, every beat of their finite hearts, every precious second of their mayfly lives—and when their ti ca, they would let go. Not because they loved him any less than his immortal companions, but because they understood sothing profound about the nature of such love.
A mortal life lived fully in his light was worth more than an eternity spent chasing a feeling that might fade.
It was beautiful, in its way. Heartbreaking and beautiful, like a flower that blood brightest in the mont before it wilted.
Ranni's four hands stilled in their various tasks as she contemplated the centuries to co. The millennia. The eons stretching out before her beloved like an endless road through the cosmos.
Haru—her sweet, devoted, impossibly loving Haru—would grieve. Each loss would carve new wounds into his soul, would add new weight to the burden he carried, would teach him the cruel arithtic of immortality that she herself had learned so long ago.
That was why she was glad to see Hela and Frigga pressed against his sides. Two more immortals—or at the least, very long lived beings. Two more eternal hearts that would remain when the mortal flas guttered out. Two more shoulders for him to lean upon when the grief beca too heavy, two more voices to remind him that he was not alone, two more lovers who would understand the particular ache of watching millennia pass while the worlds changed around them.
They would be there for him. For as long as he needed. For as long as forever lasted. Alongside herself and the others of course.
But that was all far off into the future!
Ranni reminded herself, forcibly pulling her thoughts back from the lancholy depths they had begun to sink toward. Haru was young yet, by immortal standards. His mortal loves were young. There would be ti—decades, perhaps even centuries for so—before those partings ca to pass!
For now, there were more imdiate concerns.
Ranni's celestial eyes narrowed as she shifted her attention away from the intimate scene in Helheim, expanding her awareness outward across the vast tapestry of this newest universe her beloved had stumbled into. The dinsional fabric here was... different. Structured in ways that diverged significantly from the realms she was most familiar with. Multiple planes of existence layered atop one another, pocket dinsions folded into impossible geotries, and threading through it all like veins of corruption—
Ah.
There they were.
She sensed them watching. Vast, ancient intelligences that had noticed the ripples her interference was causing across their carefully ordered cosmos. Her tampering with destiny, space, fate, and ti had not gone unobserved.
Celestials ca first to her awareness—towering cosmic arbiters who fancied themselves gardeners of evolution, cultivating civilizations according to their own inscrutable designs.
Ranni dismissed them with a thought. The Celestials were powerful, yes, but they were also slow. Deliberate. They would observe and calculate and debate amongst themselves for centuries before taking any direct action. By then, Haru's presence would be so thoroughly woven into the fabric of this universe that removing him would cause more damage than leaving him be.
Let them watch. Let them fret. They were no threat.
Dormammu was another matter.
The dark entity's attention slithered across her awareness like oil across water—hungry, malevolent, endlessly patient. He ruled a dinsion of pure entropy, a realm where ti and space had been consud by his endless appetite, and he had noticed the tears in reality that the Fox Hole's doors represented. Doorways to other universes. Doorways that might, if exploited properly, allow him to spread his corruption beyond the boundaries that currently constrained him.
Ranni allowed herself a small smile beneath her hat's shadow. Dormammu was dangerous, certainly. A genuine threat to most beings in this cosmos. But he was also bound by rules and bargains and the cosmic checks that prevented any single entity from growing too powerful. And more importantly—he was a coward at heart. A bully who preyed upon those weaker than himself and retreated the mont he encountered sothing that might actually challenge his supremacy.
She would deal with him if he beca troubleso. For now, his hungry gaze was rely... noted.
But the third group of observers—these ones made her genuinely angry.
The Ti Variance Authority.
Ranni's upper left hand curled into a fist as she examined the threads of fate surrounding that particular organization.
Mortals…
They were mortals, playing at cosmic significance with their stolen technology and their bureaucratic pretensions. They had declared themselves arbiters of the "Sacred Tiline," pruning away any deviation from their prescribed narrative, erasing entire realities that failed to conform to their vision of how things should be.
And now they had turned their attention toward Midgard. Toward the anomalies gathering there.
Toward Haru.
Toward Kunou.
The scrying spell before Ranni flickered as her power surged involuntarily. She watched through threads of fate as the TVA mobilized their forces, watched their analysts flag her beloved fox prince and his precious little sister as "variants" to be "pruned," watched them prepare their reset charges and ready their troops for attack!
They wanted to erase him. To erase Kunou.
How dare they.
HOW DARE THEY!
Ranni rose from her seated position, all four arms spreading wide as her presence expanded beyond the confines of her physical form. The study around her trembled. The floating tos scattered. The cold tea in her forgotten cup began to boil, then evaporated entirely as the ambient temperature spiked from the sheer pressure of her awakening might.
She was Ranni the Witch. Goddess of the Age of the Stars!
Ranni opened one of her dainty blue hands, palm facing upward, fingers slightly curled. In the space above her palm, she gathered her will. Not magic, not precisely—sothing older than magic. Sothing that predated the concepts of spellcraft and sorcery. The raw, fundantal authority of a being who had transcended the limitations of her original existence and claid dominion over forces that lesser entities could not comprehend.
Space bent around her fingers. Ti shuddered. The barriers between dinsions grew thin as paper.
She reached out across the universe—across the impossible distances between galaxies, across the manufactured barriers the TVA had erected around their headquarters, across the smug certainty of mortals who believed their position outside normal ti made them untouchable.
And then she closed her hand.
The force she applied was surgical in its precision and apocalyptic in its scale. A pressure equivalent to a collapsing star, focused into a space no larger than her delicate fist, delivered instantaneously to every corner of the Ti Variance Authority's existence.
The headquarters imploded.
The bases throughout their manufactured dinsion followed.
The agents, the analysts, the judges and the hunters and the bureaucrats who had dared—dared—to threaten her beloved and his little sister—they simply ceased to exist. Not killed, not destroyed, not pruned. Erased so completely that even the mory of their existence began to fade from the cosmic record.
It happened in less than a heartbeat. Between one mont and the next, an organization that had terrorized countless tilines for eons simply... wasn't anymore.
Ranni lowered her hand, flexing her fingers slowly as the aftershocks of her intervention rippled outward through the dinsional fabric. She felt the other watchers react—felt the Celestials recoil in what might have been surprise or alarm, felt Dormammu's hungry attention sharpen for just an instant before wisdom won out over appetite and he withdrew into his dark dinsion with unseemly haste.
Others, too. Lesser cosmic entities she hadn't bothered to identify. Beings who had been curious about the anomalies on Midgard, who had perhaps been considering their own interventions.
All of them fled. All of them vanished their gazes, retreating behind whatever protections they possessed, suddenly very interested in being anywhere except under the notice of whatever had just casually annihilated a temporally-anchored organization across all points in space-ti simultaneously.
Good.
Ranni settled back into her seat, four arms folding with practiced grace as she resud her observation of Haru and his newest companions. The scrying spell stabilized, the floating tos drifted back into their orbits, and the ambient temperature in her study slowly returned to its usual comfortable chill.
Beneath the shadow of her large, floppy white hat, the Lunar Princess smiled with quiet pride.
Let that be a lesson to any who might consider threatening what was hers!
– Haru –
…A shiver ran down my spine without warning.
The feeling vanished as quickly as it had appeared, leaving nothing but the faintest echo of warmth in its wake.
What the hell was that?
"Haru?" Frigga's voice pulled back to the present. Her eyes were fixed on my face with obvious concern, and I realized my expression must have betrayed my montary confusion. "Are you alright? You went pale."
Hela shifted closer on my other side, her own gaze studying with an intensity that made heat creep up the back of my neck. "Did you sense sothing?" she asked, her voice carrying an edge of wariness. "A threat?"
I shook my head, forcing the tension out of my shoulders as I offered them both a reassuring smile. "I'm fine," I said, and was mildly surprised to realize I ant it. Whatever that sensation had been, it hadn't felt malevolent. If anything, it had felt almost... protective? "Just one of those random shivers, you know?"
Neither goddess seed familiar with the expression, but they accepted my reassurance with varying degrees of skepticism. Frigga's fingers tightened briefly around my arm before relaxing, while Hela continued to watch with those sharp, calculating eyes for several seconds longer than strictly necessary.
Finally, the death goddess seed to decide I wasn't about to keel over and die on her, because she straightened and gestured toward the jagged rock formations to our north. "The teleportation circle is this way," she said, her voice taking on a businesslike quality that couldn't quite mask the undercurrent of desperate hope beneath it. "Follow . And watch your step—so of these obsidian formations are sharper than they look."
She led us through the wasteland with the confidence of soone who had walked these paths a thousand tis over. Which, I supposed, she probably had. When you were trapped in the sa dead realm for over a millennium, you learned every rock, every crevice, every shadow by heart. Not because you wanted to, but because mapping your prison was the only way to convince yourself you weren't completely powerless.
"Here," Hela announced, stopping abruptly as we erged from the stone forest into a small clearing.
I let out a low whistle of appreciation.
The teleportation circle dominated the space—a massive construct easily thirty feet in diater, carved directly into the bedrock with painstaking precision. Intricate runes spiraled outward from a central point in patterns I didn't recognize, each symbol etched deep into the black stone with edges so sharp they still glead even after centuries of existence.
"You carved all of this by hand?" I asked.
I caught the way her lips curved slightly at the corners. "I had ti," Hela said. "Quite a lot of it, actually. The first few decades were mostly spent raging against my imprisonnt and trying to claw my way through Odin's barriers with brute force. When that failed, I decided to try sothing a bit more... sophisticated."
I walked closer to the circle's edge, crouching down to examine the runic work more closely. Even without any formal training in whatever magical tradition Hela had drawn from, I could appreciate the sheer craftsmanship on display.
"This is remarkable," Frigga said softly, moving to stand beside . The Vanir goddess's eyes traced the patterns with obvious fascination, her fingers twitching slightly as though she wanted to reach out and touch the carved stone. "The underlying theory is sound—more than sound, actually. The way you've layered the dinsional piercing array with the spatial anchoring runes... I've never seen anyone combine those schools of magic quite like this! It's elegant. Truly elegant work!"
The Goddess of Death blushed. Actually blushed, her pale cheeks flushing with color as she ducked her head to hide a smile that was equal parts pleased and embarrassed. Her hands fidgeted at her sides, fingers curling and uncurling like she didn't quite know what to do with herself under the weight of genuine praise.
Sothing in my chest tightened at the sight.
How long had it been since anyone had complinted her? Since anyone had looked at her work and seen sothing worth admiring rather than fearing? A thousand years alone in this wasteland, with nothing but her own thoughts and the occasional hallucination for company, and now here was Frigga—a goddess she had every reason to view as an enemy—telling her that her desperate bid for freedom was brilliant.
I made a ntal note to complint Hela more often once we got out of here. She clearly needed it.
"Alright," I said, clapping my hands together to dispel the emotional weight settling over the clearing. "So the circle's good to go? No maintenance required after a few centuries of sitting here?"
Hela shook her head, visibly pulling herself back together. "One of the few advantages of Helheim," she said, her voice steadier now. "Nothing degrades here. No wind, no weather, no erosion. The circle is exactly as I left it." She paused, then added with a ghost of her earlier smirk, "I've been waiting a very long ti to use this. I wasn't about to let a misplaced line ruin my escape."
"The work is flawless," Frigga confird, finishing her own inspection of the outer ring. "I can see no errors or weaknesses in the construction. The only issue is—"
"Power!" I finished for her. I moved toward the center of the circle, stepping carefully over the carved runes until I stood at the exact focal point Hela indicated. "So I just... let it rip? Channel everything into the circle and let the spell do its thing?" I asked Hela.
"Essentially, yes." Hela nodded at and stepped closer. "The circle will draw power from whatever source it can access. You simply need to provide that source." She hesitated, then added, "Fair warning—this may feel sowhat... invasive. The spell wasn't designed with comfort in mind."
Frigga took up position at my other side. "It should all work out though… I hope.”
I rolled my shoulders, letting my tails fan out behind as I centered myself. Then I paused, glancing around the desolate landscape one final ti. "You know," I said conversationally, "normally when I leave a shitty place, I'd say sothing like 'fuck this realm' and never look back."
Hela's eyebrow arched. "But?"
"But I can't really do that here." I caught her gaze, holding it deliberately as warmth crept into my voice. "Because if Frigga and I hadn't crash-landed in this wasteland, we never would have t such a lovely woman."
The death goddess's pale skin flushed crimson for the second ti in as many minutes. She opened her mouth—probably to deliver so cutting retort about flattery—but nothing ca out. Instead, she just stood there, looking thoroughly flustered and absolutely beautiful in her embarrassnt.
Frigga made a soft sound that might have been a laugh, her own cheeks slightly pink as she moved to my right side. "He does have a way with words, doesn't he?"
"Infuriatingly so," Hela muttered, but she was smiling as she claid my left arm, her fingers wrapping around my bicep with a grip that was probably tighter than strictly necessary. Frigga mirrored the position on my other side, and suddenly I had two gorgeous goddesses pressed against once again, their bodies warm and soft and very distracting.
Focus, Haru! Interdinsional teleportation first! Cuddling later.
I closed my eyes and reached inward.
My magicules responded imdiately. I could feel them swirling through my being, eager to be released, to be shaped, to be used. I let myself sink into that sensation as I began to channel energy outward.
The circle ignited.
Blue-white light erupted from every carved line, racing along the runic patterns like fire through dry kindling. The symbols blazed with power—my power—and I felt the spell structure Hela had created begin to draw from with a hunger that was almost physical. It wasn't painful, exactly, but Hela had been right about the invasive quality. It felt like sothing was reaching into my very core and pulling, demanding everything I had to give.
I gave it.
More power flowed out of , and more, and more. The light intensified until I could see it even through my closed eyelids, until the entire clearing was bathed in brilliance that drove back Helheim's eternal grey for the first ti in millennia. The ground beneath our feet began to vibrate, then to shake, then to rumble with the force of magic being channeled on a scale this dead realm had never witnessed.
I felt the mont the spell hit Odin's barriers.
It was like running headfirst into a wall made of pure spite—ancient magic layered upon ancient magic, reinforced over centuries by a god who had very much wanted to keep his shaful secret buried. The barriers pushed back against the teleportation spell, trying to contain it, trying to smother it, trying to keep us trapped in this prison forever.
I pushed harder. Fuck you, asshole! You’re not even close to powerful enough to trap a Demon Lord!
The barriers cracked!
Hela gasped beside —it was a disbelieving sound that was almost a sob. I could feel her grip on my arm tighten to the point of bruising, could feel Frigga doing the sa on my other side, both of them clinging to as reality itself began to buckle and tear around us.
And then we were moving.
The sensation was nothing like the Bifrost. This was rawer. Wilder. We weren't traveling through a prepared pathway—we were punching through the fabric of reality itself, tearing a hole between Helheim and Asgard through sheer overwhelming force!
I wondered where exactly in Asgard we were going to end up? Mostly because I couldn't wait to see Odin’s face again so I could punch it in!
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