Chapter 841 Tell the Truth
“What? I’ve never heard about that.”
It was the first ti that Li Mu had heard about such a thing.
However, after thinking about it carefully for a while, he found that it made sense.
Otherwise, the six major clans of traitorous devils wouldn’t have opened the Gate of the Ancestors in such a hurry given their unconfident state. The opening of the gate might result in their annihilation. Even though the gods standing behind these clans had successfully descended to Earth, the death of the ancestors of the six major clans and the elites and masters of various sects and other clans would still be a heavy loss to them.
Without followers and subjects, gods would be like waters without sources and trees without roots.
The gods of the six major clans had paid a trendous price to descend to Earth.
If there were a ti limit for the opening of the immortal palace, it would be very easy to explain why they would force their way into Earth at all costs.
If they missed the tiline, they would have to wait for another opportunity.
Li Mu guessed that the waiting ti must be very long.
The waiting ti was so long that even those long-lived ancient gods had lost their patience and could not wait any longer.
The old faker said, “I told you that you were fooled, but you refused to admit it. If I’m not mistaken, that Green Fox God nad Bi Yan should be the real mastermind behind the traitorous devils of the six major clans that descended to Earth, and your Taoist injury should have been inflicted by her secretly. You were lucky enough to co back alive. She has two keys in her hands, which ans that the six major clans of traitorous devils have two keys. Those keys are their bargaining chips... It’s a perfect plan.”
Upon hearing that, Li Mu instinctively said, “How is that possible? Bi Yan...”
He couldn’t finish his words.
The old faker looked at him and smiled without saying anything.
Li Mu thought carefully about what the old faker said. Now, he tended to agree with the old faker.
“Could it be that Bi Yan, the so-called Green Fox God, is really the leader of the six major clans?
“Did everything that happened fall in line with her calculation?
“If that was the case, her stratagems were indeed terrifying.”
The old faker guffawed wildly when he saw the look on Li Mu’s face. “Ha-ha, have you realized anything? Do you really think that you’re so masculine and charming that even an old Fox Spirit who has lived for thousands of years would fall for you? You’re still too young and inexperienced. You have been deceived, but you’re still thinking about the person who took advantage of you.”
Li Mu’s face darkened. He said, “I advise you to be kind.”
The old faker nearly split his sides laughing.
“I seriously advise you to watch your words.” Li Mu gnashed his teeth.
“Hey, I’m just kidding! Don’t get mad at .” Under Li Mu’s murderous gaze, the old faker finally stopped laughing. He said, “It’s all right. As the saying goes, ‘Tough steel cos from repeated tempering.’ As you beco more experienced, you will be able to face it calmly... Alright, let’s get back to the point. There is only one option for you now. You have to find a way to enter the immortal palace and find the legendary immortal peaches.”
Li Mu laughed. “I don’t have any good idea. The six major Divine Clans and various branches of the Celestial Court have countless masters. Even the dium to high-level masters in the Upper King Realm can defeat easily, let alone those in the Great Way Realm. In the face of absolute strength, all sches and tricks are useless. Moreover, they have organizations and helpers. What can I do?”
The old faker froze for a mont and then said, “You brat! What do you an?”
Li Mu said, “I’ve thought it through. All things in the world have their own destinies. According to the geography textbooks for junior high school students, Earth can exist for another five billion years. If it really collapsed or got forcibly torn down soday, that would be its destiny. Like human beings, Earth has its own destiny... I don’t care.”
The old faker groaned and said, “Hey, are you trying to shake off the responsibility?”
Li Mu roared with laughter. “Wow, yeah, you’re right. Anyway, I’m powerful enough to take care of my relatives and friends on Earth. In the Ziwei Star Zone, there are many suitable places to live. I can take them to another planet and live a carefree life for hundreds of years. I’ll spend the rest of my life there without pressure, and I won’t need to work overti, pay ho loans or rentals, or worry about having two children... I’ll be free and unrestrained, and I can go anywhere in the world with a sword in my hand. Ha-ha-ha, damn, I can’t wait to lead a life like that.”
The old faker thought to himself, “Damn it! It seems that this brat is not joking. Does he really want to leave Earth?”
“Um, that’s... Little Mu, you can’t be so selfish. After all, Earth is your ho...” the old faker said.
Li Mu interrupted him and said, “Ho is wherever you live for a long ti, isn’t it? What’s more, I was deceived by a Fox Spirit on Earth. I’m so upset. I want to leave this sad place.”
The old faker said, “I have trained you for so many years...”
Li Mu said, “To do what? Kill pigs?”
“I have taught you magical techniques and secret skills and placed high hopes on you...” the old faker said.
Li Mu said, “I’ve tried my best, but I have been deceived and even inflicted by a Taoist injury. The path ahead has been blocked. Even if I continue to struggle, my efforts would still be futile. I’m already a cripple.”
“I...” the old faker said, “I brought you up with painstaking efforts. I...”
Li Mu nodded. “Well, that’s true. How about this? I’ll take you with when I leave Earth, and I’ll support and take care of you for the rest of your life. Anyway, you can cultivate virtue and practice hand-to-hand ditation anywhere, so it’s aningless for you to stay on Earth. Why don’t you co with and live a free and easy life?”
“No. I want to stay here and attain the Way.” The old faker refused without hesitation.
Li Mu burst out laughing. “Old fellow, you finally showed your cloven hoof! You could leave Earth, but you have never left. I was sure that you must have sothing up your sleeve. It turns out that you want to attain the Way here. Is your Taoist source on Earth?”
The old faker was so angry that he pulled out several of his beard hairs. He said, “Brat, you’ve beco a bad person. How dare you trick ?”
Li Mu said smugly, “You’re an old faker who has gone through many tests, and you’re known as an eternal god. How is it possible that you’re so simple-minded and fell for my simple trick? Alas, you’re really an innocent old man... You want to attain the Way. That must have sothing to do with , right? Why don’t we talk about it frankly? Why did you pick then? Why did you send to the Star River at all costs? Don’t try to fool by talking about things like the destruction of Earth. I won’t believe you.”
The old faker was boiling with rage. “Brat, you’ve talked so much, but that’s what you really want to know. Am I right?”
Li Mu nodded seriously and said, “Yeah. You adopted when I was a child. Did you do that because you really considered a promising martial arts genius and wanted to train to be your loyal subordinate? No. That might not be the case. Did you want to turn into your tool at that ti? Could it be that you made an orphan by killing my parents, adopted , made believe in you, and then slowly took my luck away from so that you could attain the Way? Don’t look at like that. That’s generally what is written in online fictions.”
“You should take so dicine right now.” The old faker was so annoyed that he almost had a toothache. “I don’t have a master like you... Damn it. I must have lost my mind. You don’t have a disciple like ... Shit! My tongue has been twisted by anger.” He raised his hand and slapped himself twice, saying, “Get the hell out of here.”
Li Mu roared with laughter. “What are you talking about? Tell what you’re trying to say.”
The old faker said, “I won’t tell you.”
“Are you sure?”
“Yes.”
“You’d better think carefully.”
“You brat! It’s not that I don’t want to tell you, but I think it’s not good for you to know those things now. Have I ever hurt you all these years? Am I as evil as you made out to be?”
“Yes, you are.”
“Get lost!”
In the end, Li Mu smiled and got back to the point. He said, “Alright, old man, I won’t tease you anymore. You have to help get the quota for entering the immortal palace. I will go there and find the top-grade immortal fruits to cure my Taoist injury. Then, I will carry out your will to protect Earth. What do you think?”
“My will?” The old faker felt like killing soone.
Li Mu’s eyes widened. He hurriedly said, “Master, what are you talking about? You must have taken it the wrong way. I an willpower, your willpower.”
With his hand on his heart, the old faker said, “Alas, you little bastard! Get the hell out of here right now. We’ll talk about it after I get the quota for you to enter the immortal palace.”
“Ha-ha, it’s a deal.”
With that, Li Mu quickly jumped out of the ditation room.
The old faker rubbed his heart and sat back down on the bed angrily.
“Damn it. This brat is really bad. He used to be so cute and innocent, but he is even more wicked than Xiao Jiu now. Has he been contaminated by that silly dog... Um, it seems that I can’t leave now. I have to stay here for so ti and do sothing... I have no choice but to give up my plan to attend the Peach Feast hosted by the Queen Mother of the West for the mont.”
The old faker pondered.
“Little Mu has grown up. I can no longer make decisions for him.
“I can’t control him anymore.”
…
As soon as Li Mu jumped out of the ditation room, he saw Cloud Light Saintess, who stood obediently by the door.
“Hmm? Why were you standing so sneakily by the door? Have you been eavesdropping?”
Li Mu’s tone of voice sounded quite impolite.
Cloud Light Saintess sneered. “Why should I eavesdrop? I’m listening to you openly. Do you have a skeleton in the closet?”
“Wow, for a maidservant, you are quite a tough talker.” Li Mu was amused. “It looks like you haven’t put yourself in the right place. You’re my maidservant. How dare you talk back to your master, huh? Do you believe that I can take your virginity right away?”
“You...” Cloud Light Saintess suddenly blushed crimson and fled. “You’re so shaless, despicable, and indecent!”
Li Mu burst out laughing. Seeing her fleeing in panic, he shouted in a loud voice, “Listen up! I want to have noodles for lunch today. Rember to put more sugar in the fried sauce, add chopped onions and cucumber strips, and cool the noodles with cold water. You have to serve my lunch before midday. Otherwise, the consequences would be very serious... To tell you the truth, my master is an old lecher. He has been drooling over you for a long ti. No one could save you if he made up so la excuse and did sothing bad to you.”
Thump!
The sound of the old faker jumping off the bed ca from the ditation room.
Li Mu imdiately took to his heels.
He spent the whole morning repairing and renovating the protective tactical deploynts in Mount Shaozu and Randengsi Village. After that, he took his ti and practiced boxing in the pine forest.
As expected, the eight cracks in his spine affected his practice.
When he practiced the eighth style of the Zhenwu Boxing and moved his arm backwards, he felt a sharp pain in his spine and found it difficult to control his power.
Moreover, during the practice, he vaguely felt that there seed to be a very strange kind of power in his body. He couldn’t figure out what it was, but it was difficult to control. That power was very mysterious. Only when he forcibly practiced the eighth style of the Zhenwu Boxing could he feel it more clearly. It surged like an undercurrent in a dark river for a mont, but it quickly subsided when he felt the pain in his spine.
“What kind of power is this?”
He sat down at the lunch table with that question in mind.
Standing by the table gingerly, Cloud Light Saintess stared at the old faker warily as if he were a pervert, ready to run away at any ti. She was afraid that the old faker would not like her food.
“Eh?” The old faker took a bite and felt surprised.
Cloud Light Saintess’s heart almost leaped out of her throat.
The old faker said, “It’s quite delicious.”
After the al, Cloud Light Saintess went off hurriedly to wash the dishes. Normally, she would rather die than do such mundane household chores like washing dishes, but now, she felt like she’d been granted amnesty.
Li Mu smiled wickedly.
“An evil person can only be threatened by another.” He sighed with emotion.
The old faker asked, “What do you an? Who is the evil person?”
Li Mu said, “Don’t bother too much about such trivial things... By the way, I’ve found another strange thing.” He told the old faker about the strange power in his body.
The old faker looked at Li Mu in a very odd manner and said, “Could it be that I made a wrong judgnt and that Fox Spirit didn’t deceive you?”
“Huh? What do you an?” Li Mu was stunned.
“Let ask you sothing. You must answer honestly,” the old faker said in a serious tone.
Upon hearing that, Li Mu grew nervous. He said, “Okay.”
The old faker said, “Tell the truth. Did you... have... sex with that Fox Spirit?”
“I...” Li Mu’s face suddenly darkened. He jumped up and said, “Can you stop it?”
The old faker said, “Obviously, the power in your body is a very pure divine power. It should be of the sa origin as your Taoist injury. Such a phenonon would occur only if you had intercourse with that Fox Spirit and absorbed energy from her source of divine power using the secret Paired Cultivation thod that can collect the Yin and nourish the Yang. Brat, I have really underestimated you. You’ve actually f*cked an old fox that is tens of thousands of years old. Ha-ha-ha, I’m dying of laughter. You are just aweso. Can you teach how to do that?”
Li Mu felt as if he had been struck by lightning. He asked in disbelief, “Huh? Are you kidding ?”
The old faker said, “Don’t lie to . Did you really not know about that?”
Li Mu nodded in confusion.
The old faker froze for a mont. Suddenly, he burst out laughing, fell to the ground with his hands on his belly, and rolled on the ground with tears in his eyes. “So, that is to say... ha-ha... you... you have... been molested by, oh, no, raped by... that old Fox Spirit... Ha-ha-ha, are you trying to make laugh to death... so that... you can inherit Randeng Temple from ? Ha-ha-ha-ha...”
Boom!
Li Mu felt as if he had really been struck by lightning.
“That’s impossible.
“How could that be possible?”
Cloud Light Saintess, who was not far away, looked at Li Mu incredulously. She looked shocked and slightly gleeful over his misfortune.
“Both the master and the disciple are freaks.
“My life is so hard. I have to be a maidservant here for a long year. This place is worse than hell.”
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