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For so reason, Little Silver felt that this na didn’t seem very reliable!
“This na doesn’t sound very conventional?” Little Silver asked diffidently.
Grenade-Throwing Senior Immortal just shrugged and spread his hands. “A regular na won’t attract new students. Also, let ask you, Brother Silver, who among the people around us is conventional?”
Little Silver was instantly blank at this question.
He was truly stumped.
Because it was indeed like Grenade-Throwing said: there wasn’t a single conventional person among them.
“I thought a lot about the plan for the sect, but the na was fixed a long ti ago. Cailian Zhenren also knew about it then, and praised it for being an avant garde na.” Grenade-Throwing Senior Immortal grinned and gave a thumbs-up. “After Brother Luo performs maintenance on Wuji, I’ve already gotten him to get Wuji to bring Cailian Zhenren, Brother Dog Two and Dharmaraja here for a eting. Brother To was also going to co, but I heard that there’s been new developnts with that girl from the kun’s belly, and he’s now doubling his efforts in that regard.”
Speaking of the girl from the kun’s belly, Odd Zhuo had shared details of her case with Devil King back in Beast King’s Remains back then, and Devil King had instantly felt that she was inextricably connected with the Domain of the Gods.
Hence, Little Silver was imdiately startled when he heard this. “She’s going to wake up?”
This was a big deal!
“When Brother Ling was at the sumr camp, her toes finally moved!” Grenade-Throwing Senior Immortal said, “Brother Toya is now trying sothing new, and is sticking acupuncture needles into the soles of her feet.”
Little Silver: “Damn…”
…
It was still August 5th on the fifteenth Saturday of the sester.
Grenade-Throwing Senior Immortal’s sect project was in full swing.
Today, a lot of big shots were gathered in his Wenxian Garden villa. Those in the chat group who could co had co: Odd Zhuo, Lightning Dharmaraja, Cailian Zhenren, Fatty Luo, Fang Xing and Dog Two.
They would be the core mbers of the future “General Office of Strategic Deception” sect, and would be responsible for a departnt each.
Under each departnt leader, many branches could also be created, like a 1st division, 2nd division, and so on.
If future disciple recruits made great contributions to the sect, they could beco division leaders. While their authority wouldn’t be on the level of the chief departnt leader, they would enjoy the sa treatnt.
“Our sect is one big loving family – this is our sect’s core tenet. If you don’t have any problem with that, I’m going to explain the role that each core mber present here will play after the sect is founded.”
Saying this, he delivered into everyone’s hands, as well as Dog Two’s paws, a project blueprint handbook for the sect which he had prepared beforehand.
“My initial thought was for Brother Ling to be the deputy chief or honorary chief, but given Brother Ling’s personality, it’s unlikely he will agree to my willful request. So if nothing unexpected happens, Brother Zhuo will assu the roles of deputy chief of the General Office of Strategic Deception, leader of the supervisory and investigation team, as well as leader of the scapegoat team.
“Brother Dharmaraja will be the leader of the logistics team, which will be mainly responsible for the maintenance and general layout of our sect.
“Cailian Zhenren and Brother Toya, who isn’t here, will be in charge of the dicine team. Cailian Zhenren will be deputy leader and Immortal Toya the leader.
“Brother Luo, needless to say, will be the leader of the magic treasures team.
“Brother Dog, leader of the spirit beast team.
“Brother Fang Xing, leader of the goon squad.”
When Grenade-Throwing Senior Immortal was done assigning the main positions, Dharmaraja was imdiately blank. “Wait! What the hell is the goon squad?”
He dimly recalled what Grenade-Throwing Senior Immortal had just said.
Wasn’t this future sect supposed to be a big, harmonious and loving family?
Why was there such a strange departnt like the goon squad?!
“This goon squad is essential. Although nowadays there isn’t any heated conflict between sects, it’s necessary for us to set up so kind of security team in case soone drops by to stir up trouble. So this goon squad is actually a security organization.”
Everyone was blank at what he said.
Fatty Luo waved his palm-leaf fan and offered a very constructive suggestion. “So the goon squad needs to be equipped with a full set of magic treasures, doesn’t it? It’ll at least look a little more official if we have a Daoist robe uniform as a dress code. But we’ll need funding.”
“Don’t worry about funding, our sect has ample start-up capital,” Grenade-Throwing Senior Immortal said. “As for the Daoist robe Brother Luo ntioned, that’s a definite must. Our sect isn’t a conventional one, but we still need to be united and have a standard managent system in place. But the robe design can be simple and doesn’t have to be too complicated. We’re just a goon squad, we’re not going to war.”
Narrowing his phoenix eyes, Fang Xing stroked his chin. “If soone drops by to make trouble, how far can we go?”
“Brother Fang Xing hasn’t looked at the handbook yet, right? There’s a detailed outline for the goon squad in it; I rember that it’s on page 68.” Grenade-Throwing Senior Immortal smiled faintly.
When everyone flipped to page 68, they all revealed stunned expressions on their faces.
Holy shit, was this the legendary goon squad?
It was truly aweso…
And so harmonious!
The goon squad…
Really were just slapping?hands?1?!
Screw the goon squad!
“Everyone see it?”
Gazing at everyone’s expressions, Grenade-Throwing Senior Immortal’s smile didn’t waver. “As a big harmonious and loving family, the General Office of Strategic Deception will never act outrageously. This is the so-called ‘avoid hitting soone else’s?face?2?,’ so our goon squad is only allowed to hit the other party’s hands.”
Everyone: “…”
A mont later, Dharmaraja took a deep breath. “But will this type of protection really be effective?”
“Why not? Slapping the hands is the easiest and also most civilized form of physical protest. What it needs to be is quick, accurate, and crisp. On this point, I’m going to have Brother Ling share his experience with the goon squad later.”
Grenade-Throwing Senior Immortal smiled. “After all, those three n in Songhai Prison were all sent there by Brother Ling’s slaps.”
Everyone: “…”
At that mont, Odd Zhuo suddenly jumped to his feet. “Senior Immortal, excuse .”
Grenade-Throwing Senior Immortal: “Brother Zhuo, please speak.”
Odd Zhuo shook his phone. “It’s like this: there’s been a response to the investnt plan Senior Immortal submitted to the municipal Green Sect Enterprise Investnt Committee.”
The Green Sect Enterprise Investnt Committee was an angel investnt foundation set up by Huaxiu nation’s Finance Ministry more than ten years ago to support newly set-up light forces.
It was also aid at encouraging more sects to follow procedure and apply for legal business permits.
“That’s great, Brother Zhuo! How much is this boss willing to invest?” asked Grenade-Throwing Senior Immortal.
Although they had a huge amount of start-up capital, they naturally wouldn’t decline if soone wanted to invest with them, which would benefit the future developnt of the sect.
Odd Zhuo: “That boss said that if the sect picks a good location, he’ll consider injecting a billion first.”
“Just a billion?”
“A billion… immortal gold.”
“WTF…”
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