The Cannon Fodder in the Global Apocalypse Game lives a leisurely life Chapter 146: Me Angry! Me Punch!

Chapter dedicated to Chibi_Wolf38 for the dragon. （＾∀＾●）ﾉｼ

The monkey was scrutinizing them from the height of ten ters. They looked like a kitten against an adult elephant. Its thick fur covered in gold armor in so places and its bare chest was carved with runes.

Its red eyes laced with indifference stared on the levels of bunch of weak two-legged creatures and gave them a condescending gaze.

"Do any of you know of the two trespassers?" The huge blue-fur monkey spoke using the human language. Though it has difficulty pronouncing words, the shock of ng Chu and his team were not any less.

Especially, when they saw the system’s prompt above its head.

[Friendly Emperor Yeti Level: 30 (Hidden Boss) - (HP: 52,000/52,000)]

Level 30 and 52,000 HP!

Their faces drained of color.

With their current strength and weapons, they wouldn’t be able to defeat it.

"Run!" No one knew who said that but the shout snapped everyone awake and they all flee.

"Run to the territory. The barrier will hold him off!" ng Chu added and increased the other three n’s morale.

Right the barrier!

They have hope!

They bolted towards the direction of the team’s territory at their fastest speed.

The Emperor Yeti only uttered, "Fools", before using one of its skills. " Angry! Smash!"

It jumped ten ters in the air and landed with both of its fisted knuckles first on the ground creating a crater, smashing the area within two hundred ter radius. One could hear the sounds of rocks breaking and trees toppling.

A tiny earthquake occurred affecting their escape. The land under the feet had web-like cracks and two of the fleeing n tripped on these and rolled on the mud. The path was not even and there were rocks scattered around making the two n bumped into them.

The creek was destroyed and water flow everywhere. So of the piranha within the range of the skill was killed and white lights flew from these dead fishes to the yeti.

The Yeti snorted from the pitiful amount of energy feed to him.

"Uncle ng! Second Brother is injured!" One of the n cried out and helped the man who was gasping for air.

Thankfully the other one could still stand.

ng Chu hurried over, checked the young man’s injury.

[HP: 145/300]

[HP: 142/300]

His brows creased tightly as possible scenarios of the outcos sprang to his mind, before he made a decision.

"I’ll distract the monster. Help your second brother back and get him get treated." Then he emptied all his supplies and gave it to the young n.

ng Chu dropped these words before sprinting back.

"Uncle ng!" The three young n called but ng Chu never looked back. Their eyes reddened as it shifted between the things on the ground and the man’s disappearing back.

Such scenes no matter how many tis it happens will always be heart-wrenching.

Apart from Uncle ng, there were also Uncles before him and they laid all their lives for the younger generations.

One of the three wanted to chase Uncle ng but the other yanked him back.

"Follow Uncle ng’s words or his sacrifice will be in vain!"

"But..."

"The Aunties are still counting on us!"

There was a suffocating mixed of silence and faint cries before the three resignedly flee back.

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ng Chu stopped when he saw the Yeti walking towards him calmly with its knuckles on the ground.

"Weak ant, I asked you for the last ti. Do you know the two humans who trespassed?" The yeti was too lazy to deal with them and only wanted to eliminate the two who killed off more than half of his descendants.

The yeti’s knuckles was taller than ng Chu and it was only a two ters from him, a single smash and he will be dead yet he needed to make most of the ti.

Thus with even every cell of him screaming of fear and despite not knowing who the yeti was referring to, he still answered, "Yes...I know...them, they’re my colleagues and I’ll take you... to them."

"Go on and make it fast." The yeti replied puffing out blue flas of his nostrils, turning the patches of wet grass into black ashes in an instant.

ng Chu lowered his head hiding the fear in his eyes.

His chest heaved up and down as he stepped inside the Forbidden Zone and blindly headed towards a certain direction, which was coincidentally used as a spot for soone’s ice-making operation.

On the other hand, when the yeti yelled its ’ Angry! Smash!’, Li Chunhua was caught in surprise and the barrel in her hands dropped, spilling the ice on the mud.

If you’re angry, don’t involve my ice!

Li Chunhua stared the ice and the days of iceless Happy Fat Water resurfaced in her minds. There was a funeral song playing in the background.

"My ice..."

Long Haoran looked around in confusion before checking his eardrums, wondering why he was able to hear a piano piece for a funeral song while in a swamp.

Nevertheless, seeing the woman’s grieving over the ice as if she lost sothing important, his brows furrowed, "Don’t worry about it too much. If we find saltpeter, we can make ice."

The gloomy song in background vanished was replaced by Vivaldi’s Season of Spring.

Long Haoran checked his ears again in confusion.

"Really?" From withered weeds, Li Chunhua’s expression blood into that of flower. "But where did you learn it?" Is this saltpeter so kind of artifact? Because in Tianng Continent, only through dharma spells, one could create ice.

"School." Long Haoran replied before gazing back at the direction of the creek.

Li Chunhua, who only skipped classes: "..." Dang! Master is right! Knowledge could make a difference, especially in food! Wait, I should review my dharma spells when I go back. It would be helpful in the monster tide to protect my food.

"Human, are you just fooling ? Angry! Kill!" These words were yelled out loud, enough for it to reach the ears of the two who were discussing saltpeter.

Li Chunhua’s eyes shone fleetingly. Angry too!

Long Haoran narrowed his eyes and wanted to advise the woman that they changed their route to avoid whatever creature that was but when he returned his gaze back, his gang leader was gone.

He was abandoned again.

"..." She only cares about the dishes he cooks.

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anwhile, both ng Chu who was heavily injured and the yeti whose knuckles was halfway to smashing the man with stared at the newcor squatting on its shoulder.

"Miss leave this place!" ng Chu propped himself up and grabbed a stone to throw it towards the boss hoping it would attract its attention. "Co at ! You hideous ugly bad-breath monster!"

But the yeti was pissed off from soone audaciously sitting on him to the point it ignore ng Chu’s insults.

" Angry! burn you ant!" The yeti roared at Li Chunhua, breathing blue flas from its mouth towards the intruder.

ng Chu’s heart skipped a beat but it was too late to do anything. He could only watch the female player be burned alive.

His hatred soared and he mustered his strength to crawl towards the yeti with a broken blade of the dagger in his right hand but the yeti as if it had eyes on its side raised one its feet to kick the ng Chu.

But before it could hit the man, the yeti’s toes hit a tal surface and a sound similar to when the cathedral’s bell was struck echoed in ng Chu’s ear.

Both ng Chu and the boss were shocked to see a large frying with soone’s face forged on its bottom.

The frying pan: Boss, can you repair first before using again! Aren’t you ashad of swinging around with this face present on my butt? Because if you’re not ashad then I am!

Long Haoran’s hand numbed from the collision and he was pushed a ter back.

Yeti wanted to yell another ’......’ dialogue but two delicate hands appeared and each grabbed its lower and upper jaws before closing it abruptly. The force applied into that action made so of the yeti’s teeth break and its mouth bled.

The yeti let out muffled cries from the pain and its eyes straightened on the amount of HP that was taken.

[-1500]

"Your breath stinks. Angry." A voice whispered to its ears and before the yeti could respond. Its cheek was punched and it was thrown flying, with its feet several ters off the ground, crushing into a dozen of trees, destroying the landscape of the forbidden zone.

[-3500]

Long Haoran just retrieved his pan and changed it back to its original form when the damage bracket had appeared and ng Chu caught sight of it and was stunned.

Are you kidding ? More than a thousand damage?

The Yeti was also shocked and angered at the sa ti. It propped itself up before yelling. " Angry! cursed you!"

" yeti, powerful! yeti, handso! yeti, unbeatable! yeti, crush all of you!"

A sound wave escaped its bleeding mouth, spitting out narcissistic remarks.

[You’ve been cursed by the spell ’ Yeti! Handso!’ Duration: 24 hours]

Both Long Haoran and ng Chu received the prompts. Their ears hurt and experienced dizziness while only Li Chunhua stood unaffected and sprinted towards the off-key singer who was doing more badly that when she was singing twinkle twinkle.

"How? confused!" Why is this human alright?

The only answer he got was another punch to his mouth, sending him flying for another dozen of ters.

[-4500]

The yeti had no choice but to use its most destructive spell.

" Angry! We kill you!"

Its injured form split into four identical yetis surrounded Li Chunhua and began used their bad-breath flas to a maximum temperature, burning the surroundings nearby.

"Us Angry! Us burn you!"

The flas was so intense that it spread imdiately around, eating all the greeneries and eventually spread.

Long Haoran fortunately recovered on ti when the fla was only ten ters away and carried the injured ng Chu while searching for traces of Li Chunhua.

Because this zone was habitat to not only the imps, crocs and mosquitos, Long Haoran encountered monsters escaping the burning forest and killed them off.

[You’ve got 100 experience points]

[You’ve got...]

He didn’t give up navigating his way trying to find the gang leader until he suffered difficulty in breathing from the smoke.

He could only find a safe place first, took out two fabrics, wetting them with water before tying it around the man and his face.

ng Chu had long unable to endure from the inhalation of smoke and passed out.

Long Haoran tied the man around his back to make sure he doesn’t fall before going back in the burning forest.

But before he could execute his plan, the sky darkened and rain poured down extinguishing the fire. But the odd thing was he could see the monsters’ agility stat decreased by 10%, from where he was hiding.

Suddenly, a screen appeared in front of him.

[Global Announcent: Congratulations to Player Anonymous in Newbie Mountains No. 27 for the first player to kill a Hidden Elite Boss. Rewarding 3000 earth points, an epic chest and a title: Hidden Elite Boss’ Conqueror.]

Long Haoran let out a sigh of relief. Looks like she is safe though he felt powerless as he began to compare himself to her. He needed to improve his strength more.

"Are you okay Chef Long?" The familiar voice of a person he was concerned a while ago echoed behind him.

He turned back and saw the charcoal-stained face looking at him with concern.

He untied the fabric, wiped the girl’s face before replying, " fine. wipe your face."

(￣_￣|||) Did I just say that?

Long Haoran cleared his throat.

" an, fine."

" fine. confuse."

"..."

Li Chunhua: (⊙_⊙)? Chef Long what happened to you?

Long Haoran: (￣_,￣ ) What happened to him?

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anwhile in ng Chu’s territory, the problem had not ceased because another group of monsters were buzzing around and poking the barrier with their needle-like snoots.

Aunt He imdiately sent ng Chu and the other four a ssage.

[Willowy Flower]: Brother ng, don’t co back yet. There are monsters outside!

(Pic in the comnt section.)