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Inside the main residence, Lu Jingnan and his team were seated in the living room. Their fatigue debuff had not yet vanished after grinding levels in the morning. Yesterday, they were busy rescuing people and chopping woods for the territory.

They hadn’t had ti to upgrade their levels, and have lag behind most of the teams.

The average able-bodied player’s level at this ti should be around 2 to 3, but most of them were only halfway to level 2, with the exception of Lu Jingnan, who was at the peak of level 2. The rest of the civilians were stuck on Level 1.

Lu Jingnan had sharp senses. He had an inkling that if he didn’t increase the team’s combat power, it would pose a threat to the upcoming days.

While so many players have sent Lu Jingnan ssages for an in-depth talk, there are also players who doubt the authenticity of their claims and are bashing them on the global chat.

[Ink on the paper]: Are you sure you are referring to actual defensive tactics and not so gaming experience about RPG-ga territorial wars?

[5830–33]: People’s lives are at stake in your little gas of making profits from false information. Where is your conscience?

"Si, the job of entertaining pre-questions will be given to you." Lu Jingnan’s brows furrowed when he saw these and asked his most charismatic junior to take over the global chat’s aspect before resuming filtering out custors.

[Brother Niu]: How much for an hour of lessons?

[Beef Noodles]: Are you tackling battle tactics too? I want a detailed guide and not so noobish concept.

The man nad Si patted his chest and reassured Lu Jingnan that he would do the job, turning these skeptics into patrons. Although he was not versed in the art of war compared to Lu Jingnan, he was a smooth talker.

The bullet screens in the world were boiling with cynicism. It was inevitable since these players were very careful with their supplies.

You can’t be certain that all those who sell their expertise and knowledge are genuine. So people would lie to take advantage of others’ desperate situations and make money.

[I seek enlightennt]: We are from the famous Falcon Squad from Country Z. Plenty of you should have heard of our leader, Lu Jingnan, the youngest general in Country Z. If you buy lessons from us, we can assure you that the future of your survival is clearer than your love lives.

This statent earned nurous laughs, and so even made fun of it.

[Seafood Noodles]: Sorry, enlightennt brother, my love life is zero, and so I’m not a bit enthusiastic about your business. It only makes my teeth itch.

[Hopelessly Romantic]: Brother, please don’t remind of it. My heart only ached after I rembered my less than three-month-old relationships in the past.

[Brother knows it all]: Count in! I’m signing up for whatever sh*t this is!

[I seek enlightennt]: Brother knows it all has the heart of a true lover, unlike others. That’s why your love life is hopeless, hopeless, hopeless, and hopeless.

Hey! Can you not stab our broken hearts like that? A lot of single players who had been hit by enlightennt’s reality slaps barked back and tried to persuade Brother, who knows it all from being led by his nose.

But Brother knows it all was occupied with the pursuit of love and went to seek so players’ counsel for the past hours, but no one was able to make him successfully gain a certain kitty’s love. He was on running on his last lap.

My brother knows it all, and I seek enlightennt and begin to converse privately.

[Brother knows it all]: Hey man, are you sure you can make my love life flourish?

[I seek enlightennt]: Yes, I can, but pay up first.

[Brother knows it all]: Can I not? How about pre-lesson?

[I seek enlightennt]: Brother, if you’re a man who wants to pursue a woman without sparing so of your resources, I can already picture you staying single until you’re old.

A certain soone was frightened of being an old bachelor.

[Brother knows it all]: How much is it?

[I seek enlightennt]: 5 units of wood, 500 grams of food, and 500 ml of drinkable water.

[You’ve received a unit of wood... 5]

Si lifted the corner of his lips.

[I seek enlightennt]: Brother, a woman’s heart is complex. You need to employ a soft and hard thod. Your cat’s heart is like a defense wall of high-level territory. While it seems difficult to attack it from the front, flanking it from the side could make so progress, or digging other routes like underground tunnels leading to her territory will increase your chances of getting her heart.

[I seek enlightennt]: Setting up traps along the way that will make her have no choice but to give in, like paying up for so of her resources, trading, and sharing her vital information, will earn you handso points.

[I seek enlightennt]: While you’re in the process of besieging her affection, rember to raise your shield and prepare barricades to deflect the attacks coming your way. Love is a battlefield; once you’re in, you can’t leave unscathed. The only thing we can do is lessen the scars.

[I seek enlightennt]: In addition, the route will always be full of obstacles. So suitors—I an, monsters—might pop up out of nowhere and ss up your plan...

The two continued their talk about courting...ahem...battle strategy until half an hour had passed.

Player ’Brother knows it all’ instantly went to apply the new knowledge he gained.

The players were still not convinced by Enlightennt’s arrogant yet true words and continued pinging him in the chat. It wasn’t until Brother Knows It All appeared and posted a shocking statent.

[Brother knows it all]: I and Kitty beca friends! I won’t be an eunuch anymore. Brother Enlightennt, thank you so much!

The players: (⊙o⊙)Holy moly!

[I seek enlightennt]: He he

In an instant, Si received nurous requests, and the falcon squad mbers’ hands were full.

Lu Jingnan didn’t expect Si to gather so many custors for them.

His teammates were very curious and asked the man how he managed to hook so many fish.

Si only replied. "I just translated it to the language they knew. It was the language of love."

And this language of love brought him nurous troubles because the players that ssaged them were mainly asking about love, which Lu Jingnan and the rest were unable to answer.

They were selling battle tactics and fortifications, not relationship advice, for goodness’ sake!

The smile on Si’s lips vanished, and for the rest of the day, he was behind his screen, entertaining the custors, until his throat was parched from talking.

On this day, he beca a bridge to many budding relationships and earned the title of Cupid Enlightennt.

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