No way, Malvie said. She was squatting on a piece of bark extending out of the floor of the hollow tree. In front of her, there was the open knothole. Although branches and leaves were shielding the interior from view, she could still see what was going on outside from tiny little gaps within the natural shutters. The disguised phoenix furrowed her brow. Is it really that easy to get a dragon drunk? The tal lug isnt even hesitating!
You can try getting a dragon drunk, Lindyss said from her spot near the wall. She took a sip from her bottle and exhaled. I doubt soone unrelated to Volearden can get him to drop his guard like this. Its easy because its Vur.
You sure? Malvie asked, leaning forward and squinting to get a better view of the clearing outside. Hes drinking my stash like its water. I know its being spent on a good purpose, but its really hard to part with so much liquor.
Huh? Erin asked and hiccoughed. Spent for a good purpose? Didnt you just want to get Volearden drunk because you were too dignified to sober up really fast? How were you going to do it anyway?
Food only cos out one of two ways, Lindyss said. Why would it be any different for alcohol. Malvie wouldve had to puke it all out or have so explosive dia
I am not that crude! Malvie said and whipped her head back to glare at Lindyss. I have thods to expel foreign substances within my body through my skin.
Oh, Erin said and nodded. So, you sweat it out. She hugged her bottle and tilted it towards Lindyss. One mystery solved. Cheers!
The cursed elf clinked her bottle against the fairy queens, and the two drunken won took deep swigs as Malvie looked on with a bitter expression. If the disguised phoenix wanted to sober up, shed have to expel all the alcohol within her body, but thatd make her stinky and sweaty, sothing she wasnt willing to beco when she could spend moneyin the form of liquorto solve her problem instead. Her eyes narrowed as she turned to look out the window. A quarter of the phoenix liquor had already been consud by the two dragons. Even for such large creatures, their tolerance was extrely high; after all, one shot was enough to knock out the average human.
Malvie frowned and turned her head towards Lindyss. Dont you have a thod to let us hear whats going on outside? the disguised phoenix asked. I dont have experience reading human lips, and Voleardens face is covered by his battle armor.
You should be glad you can see outside at all, Lindyss said. Do you think its easy to hide from a dragons senses?
What about chanical ans? Malvie asked. Like a hidden microphone or cara.
Oh? Lindyss asked. Do you have any? We havent developed them on Erde.
Asking a phoenix whether or not she has sothing, Malvie said and snorted, isnt that being too disrespectful? I have several caras and voice-recording tools. I always buy the newest models that co out and put them on display. As for the others, well, I store them in here. She patted her root bracelet. Of course, its too late to place them down outside.
Hey, Erin said and hugged a bottle standing next to her. She flew up, lifting the bottle off the table, and headed towards Malvie. Youre thinking too much; I think you need to drink so more.
Malvie grabbed the bottle and frowned as she leaned forward, resting her elbows against the base of the knothole. Once Volearden was nice and drunk. A furrow appeared on Malvies brow. What was she going to do to him again? The fairy was probably right. All this thinking was making her throat parched. She raised the bottle and took a few swigs before exhaling, letting her arm with the bottle dangle out of the knothole.
Watch out, Erin said and pulled the disguised phoenixs arm back in. Only our presences and sounds are erased. If Volearden spots your arm sticking out of the tree like that, hell know youre here.
Let him find , Malvie said and snorted. Im not scared of him; Ill peck his eyes out if he has a problem.
Erin tilted her head before turning towards Lindyss. Too much to drink or too little? the fairy queen asked. Should I take her bottle away or give her more?
Give her more, Lindyss said. Shes a phoenix. The worst thing thatll happen is she passes out and doesnt get a drunken eting with Volearden. The cursed elf threw a bottle over to the window, and it landed in Malvies lap with a thump. Honestly, you shouldve just expelled the alcohol from your body. What good will it do to et Volearden when youre both impaired?
For great creatures such as myself andas much as I hate to admit itVolearden, Malvie said and leaned back, gesturing towards her chest with her hand, it doesnt matter what state of mind or matter were in as long as were in the sa state.
Shes not making much sense anymore, Erin said and uncorked the bottle in the disguised phoenixs lap, causing a popping sound to ring out. After helping Lindyss enable the disguised phoenix, the fairy queen flew up to the knothole and peered through the branches and leaves. She hiccoughed. Those dragons are drinking like their lives depend on it. I wonder what Vur said to them.
Who knows? Lindyss said. Its easy to tell what Vur is thinking, but its hard to predict what hes going to do; his ideas are unconstrained by conventional wisdom. For all we know, he couldve used violence to threaten Volearden and that other dragon into drinking.
Impossible, Malvie said and flapped her arm in Lindyss direction as if it were a wing. For that to happen, Vur would have to be very powerful, even stronger than .
Lindyss raised an eyebrow. But are you stronger than Vur?
Of course! Malvie said. Just look at how beautiful I am! Theres no way he can compete with . Her eyes lit up as she leaned out the window. Fulferminis face is turning bright red; my ingenious plan is coming to fruition!
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